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  • There is only one JB and he does not share power!

  • @19torento I like how you put that last phrase, BTW I just wanted to see you people stop fighting.

  • I was waiting for the moment when Gimli takes out his axe and cuts it off D:

  • I could NOT stop cracking up when Frodo was spazzing out when Jack was talking about getting his "little hobbit" pierced. too funny!

  • One does not simply pierce his penis...

  • Where'd that guy fordalulz go? Did he stop?

  • @muskanty I think "everybody" stopped except for you, man. Time to move on. Eusupermex1 and I have worked out our differences, at least for the time being.

  • Drop it guys, this isn't going anywhere

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  • @muskanty On the contrary, if you follow our entire conversation, you'll see that we've progressed from arguing about the video to talking civilly about music.

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  • @muskanty O.K. Fine. I don't see the point in saying this, but I'm from the United States.

  • Everybody else did

  • @muskanty Everybody else did what? o_0

  • @19torento you scared?

  • @muskanty Nah, not really

  • @muskanty No, I just don't know why I should tell you where I come from.

  • @19torento how come you still haven't said where you come from?

  • @muskanty Why would I tell you where I come from? o_0

  • @muskanty United Kingdom

  • Calm your tits you guys, this in not from MTV, you find it in the fucking scene selections in the extended version. Dammit.

  • ...

  • Make fun of mindless shit movies like hangover.

  • I am so totally cringing after seeing the end.

  • Rubbish American humour...

  • @jayjaypen2 Totally, no irony about this total toile humour rubbish

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    This Video.

  • Typical crap bastardization of a great movie and excellent book by MTV fuckwits...get lost, go and talk about Rihanna, Jennifer Lopez but,lindsay Lohan's latest rant , sex in the city or bloody Nu Metal and leave masterpieces in peace, its not even funny

  • @eusupermex1 Get a sense of humour. I fail to see how this slandered how good the movie or book was.

  • @Druu65 shut up and go back to your giant pizza and rihanna records, this isn't funny its MTV rubbish "oh gimly your hair is so..."

    Bloody rubbish

  • @eusupermex1 Typical fuckwit with no sense of humor. Get off the internet if you can't handy stuff like this.

  • @ForDahLulz I do have a sense of humour however its a little sophisticated for a fat pizza eating fuckwit who wanks to photos of Rihanna in bikini and lives in his parent's cellar while listening to Slipknot, what is so funny about a dreadful comedian like Black making a joke about putting a ring on his penis? Hey Monty Python move over!!! forget Fawlty Towers!!! Here comes Jack Black with a ring on his penis!!!

  • @eusupermex1 I can't tell if you're a child, or just an insecure teenager. What do you have against Jack Black? If you don't like this video, why watch it? Why even comment on it? Saying he lives in his parents basement? What are you, 5? Jesus. Such petty and folly words you're typing there, sir.

  • @ForDahLulz If i was a child i would find this stupid video funny, "Oh Elron your hairband is so 1983" and "The Rob Zombie thing""I had too much mead last night and tatooed my penis with the ring" its like these stupid reality shows on MTV

    As a fan of Lord of the rings i get to laugh at this ridiculous stupid video, we live in a democracy and if you my dear nerdy mate can stuff if if you don't like other people's opinions.now go back to the mall and your Rob Zombie/Slipknot records twat

  • @ForDahLulz I didn't say Black live in his parents basement i said YOU lived in your parents basement, learn to pick things up you fat unsophisticated pussbreath or get back to your Limp Bizkit or Puff Daddy cds

  • @eusupermex1 You did? I'm pretty sure it looked as if you implied Jack Black instead of me. Be more specific next time. Limp Bizkit? Puff Dad- What?! God you're a child! It's like I'm arguing with a fifth grader. What is wrong with you? I find this video is to be hilarious, and if you don't. then fine. But for fucks sake, don't show it. You're just making yourself look extremely stupid.

  • @ForDahLulz well it was quite specific...again if i was a child I would find this funny, there is nothing funny about it , its MTV toilet humour for ten year olds and again i have as much rights as anyone to slam this otherwise ridiculous pathetic video

  • @eusupermex1 How the fuck is, "however its a little sophisticated for a fat pizza eating. ect..." specific at all? I wasn't questioning your right to bash this video, I was questioning why bash it at all if it's SO revolting to you. Again, otherwise, you're just making yourself look entirely pathetic. Your opinion on this video is a very unpopular one. Live with it, or don't and see how far you get in life. "It's MTV toilet humour" It's 'humor' not 'humour' and that's your opinion.

  • @ForDahLulz Its humour actually, where i come from we spell proper ENGLISH no what you read in the mall in the middle of st nowhere Arkansas....Unpopular? I don't think i am the only person in this earth that finds Jack Black's childish humour for nu metal and MTV fuckwits unfunny...hey Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese move over here comes Black!!!! This video is revolting, "oh elrond your hairband is so 1983" "Gimli that Rob Zombie beard" what is so funny about this?

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  • @ForDahLulz yes fuckwit go and eliminate your posts three times because of your constant ridicule, you realized right? HONOUR not HONOR, in the British Isles where ENGLISH originated its HONOUR with a U and not what it says in your Ebonics dictionary

    Yes a lot of spastics think this video is funny, so?a lot of people are ten year olds also, they probably voted positive to this...anyway what is your problem, is Jack Black your boyfriend or something?

  • @eusupermex1 God, you're starting to make no sense. I'm done with you. Go back to school, you fucking hypocrite.

  • @ForDahLulz Well HONOUR has a U in proper English, i understand that you come from a ghetto in the Bronx and you don't know that....

  • @eusupermex1 What's the matter with being ten years old or a kid? You say that as if it were an insult, like they have bad taste or something. I think kids are a lot smarter than you give them credit for. At least they have the common sense not to rant about a simple video. What've you got against ten year olds and kids? o_0

  • @19torento Nothing is wrong with being a ten years old, in fact everyone has been ten years old sometime...what i was trying to point out and a zit faced fuckwit like you doesn't seem to understand is that this video is ridiculous toilet humour from a dreadful horrible comedian who hasn't made a decent film in all his life for people who aren't mature enough

  • @ForDahLulz I think he's an insane loser of an adult, actually, which is even worse.

  • @19torento Completely agreed.

  • @ForDahLulz Everything is parodied. I wouldn't mind having my favorite things like Van Halen and anime parodied, if it was done in a tasteful way, and I didn't think this was too disrespectful to Lord of the Rings. What aggravates me is the Lord of the Rings rabid fanboys who can't take a joke.

  • @19torento Again, agreed.

  • @19torento The problem is that we are stuck with MTV mafia, and i hate it that a great novel and movie has been bastardized by some useless ridiculous MTV fuckwits like the very untalented Sarah Michelle Gellar who should shut up, wear a miniskirt and get her tits out for the lads and Jack Black who should work cleaning bathrooms at the local mall

  • @ForDahLulz Hey Brother, go back to the ghetto at your mother's house so you can smoke some crak and make a rap record

  • @eusupermex1 Oh, hey, look everybody, he's actually learned how to use an apostrophe for once in the word 'mother's'. Let's give him a big round of applause! Ghetto? Brother? Crak (Spelled as 'Crack')? Rap Records? What are you talking about, sir? Do you need medication? I think a good dose of "Fuck Off ad Have a Horrible Day" might suffice. Let me go get a bottle for you.

  • @ForDahLulz Hey everybody, ghetto kid who lives with his mother and ten brothers in sisters does not know how to spell HONOUR

    Oh so its spelt Crack is it? oh sorry I am not familiar with the term however you must be giving the fact that it holds your family income (apart from the welfare check) jungle basher...

  • @eusupermex1 ...What? I could barely understand your cave writings there. And why do you persist in such a vulgar manner? Only further proving that you're either: A) A troll. Or B) A Child. Don't you realize you've lost? Nobody is agreeing with you here. It's people like you that give this world a bad name, that could also apply for the internet.

    Jut stop it. You're embarrassing yourself and people are dying of laughter towards your posts, I know I am.

  • @ForDahLulz Lost? what the fuck are you talking about? You treat this as a competition? what a pathetic life you must have to use this is a sort of competition...have you got something personal in all this? I mean the video is crap and i am just pointing it out, I Jack Black your boyfriend?

    Who isn't agreeing with me here? your mate who thinks "elron your hairband is so 1983" epic? I am not here to win a popularity competition you silly bastard, I will stop when i want this is toilet MTV HUMOUR

  • ...Oh my god, it's moving! xD

  • I used to be an adventurer like u but then I took the ring of power to my dick

  • SNOW OPTION!!!!

  • "The head band is a little 1983." Epic Foreigner/Survivor reference for the win. Everybody was wearing head bands back then in rock bands for some reason. XD

  • @19torento hahahaha how funny, its so funny hahahaha now go back to your giant burger and MTV reality shows you silly little fuckwit

  • @eusupermex1 Whoah... What's your problem, man? What'd I ever do to you? I just thought the joke was funny, because it made a reference to 1980s pop culture, which I love. Don't be so negative and sarcastic, and above all don't be a troll.

  • @19torento My problem is that this video is rubbish and your comments are typical of a fat loser idiot with no life who wanks to MTV reality shows and has a giant Britney Spears poster up in your wall dirtied with spunk that came out of your little penis

    oh so you think 80'S culture is funny? oh yes, more serious stuff comes from Rihanna, Slipknot, Puff Daddy and all the rubbish that comes from MTV

  • @19torento Dude, this guy isn't worth your breath. He obviously can't grasp lighthearted humor that doesn't vibe with him. Sure, the video may be a bit crass, but I understand the appeal, and everyone has different humor that they enjoy. This guy will never grasp that, he's too busy being a hater, and not even a funny one at that. Notice how he has to insult you to feel good about himself... if I were you I'd just pity him.

  • @yokiyokiay I originally listened to this skit during a Bleach parody, which wasn't as awkward as the actual version. However, I think this video is funny, too. Eusupermex1 is just a big Lord of the Rings nerd with nothing better to do than have long flame wars on Youtube. He keeps using the same "f***wit insult" again and again, too, which shows he isn't even creative with his trolling. An uncreative troll, the worst kind. Maybe we should have him excommunicated... >_> it'll be delightful. ^_^

  • @19torento Wrong minuscular penis I am not a Lord of the rings nerd, I just point out that this video is MTV toilet HUMOUR for two year olds like you...what i hate of this video is that they parody LOTR, there are parodies out there which are actually funny, but this is MTV garbage for suburban teenage twats like yourself and rubbish toilet humour for sad twats like you and people who wank to Jack Black and these people exist Ghetto boy ForDahLuz (you are so hard with your gangsta rap monicker)

  • @19torento Is an example, hahahahaha

  • @yokiyokiay Actually, excommunication seems a bit extreme for a troll. We'll just hunt him down and confront him face to face. That should be enough to punish the guy, since people are always 10x braver when they're hiding behind a computer.

  • @19torento come on then try and hunt me down little dick, it will be a pleasure to laugh at your nerdy face. Imasgine, one day i see a little nerd with extreme acne at my door saying "hey i am going to kick your head in because you called me little dick in yt" hahahaha sad little twat, go and get your gangsta rapper mate and maybe call Jack Black also

  • @eusupermex1 Oh, I won't be coming to your house alone. ^_^ Also, I have posters of Ozzy Osbourne, Guns and Roses, Jimi Hendrix, AC/DC and Bon Jovi, not whatever groups you're talking about.

  • @19torento ooh so you have posters of Bon Jovi is it? boooh! I bet you have posters of Ozzy in the Osbournes and your favourite Bon Jovi song is "Its my life" haha

  • @eusupermex1 Actually, I have a poster of Ozzy Osbourne promoting his album Black Rain made in 2007, and my favorite Bon Jovi song is You Give Love a Bad Name from Slippery When Wet made in the 1980s. I've never watched Ozzy Osbourne's show, and my favorite Bon Jovi albums are the first four albums he made. After Bon Jovi's first four albums, he took a nose dive into pop shit and wasn't worth listening to anymore. You'll probably find something wrong with what I said here, too, though.

  • @19torento Yes, after New jersey Bon Jovi has been shit...as for Ozzy i don't like anything he has done after "No more tears" what i also don't like of Ozzy is that he promotes Nu Metal on his Ozzfest. But then again its better than what Bon Jovi has ever done

  • @eusupermex1 I like Ozzy Osbourne's newer music because Zakk Wylde, his newest guitarist, is one of my favorite guitarists. However, I don't like nu metal either.

  • @19torento Zakk Wylde was with ozzy in the eighties, his first cd with Ozzy was "No rest for the wicked" If you like Ozzy try his seventies or eighties stuff, Bark at the moon is a killer and so is Blizzard of Ozz

  • @eusupermex1 I thought Zakk Wylde was mostly with Ozzy Osbourne in the 1990s and 2000s. Randy Rhoades and Jack E. Lee were with Ozzy before that. I like Ozzy's solo music a lot more than his 1970s stuff with Black Sabbath, because his solo music had better guitarists than Tony Iommi. I respect Black Sabbath for being heavy metal pioneers, though. I have all of Ozzy's studio albums on my I-pod and a hard copy of his compilation album, and both Blizzard of Oz and Bark At the Moon were pretty good.

  • @19torento Zakk came in quite young in the No rest for the wicked album, before that it was Jack E Lee (if you have a chance try and look for Badlands cd the band he formed after leaving Ozzy, its quite good) I prefer the stuff he came up in the eighties, i like Black Sabbath however i think that critics have overrated them when compared with his solo stuff, or maybe i have an eighties taste, don't know

  • @eusupermex1 The 1980s were one of my favorite decades for music along with the 1970s and 2000s. People who like classic rock like I do sometimes say that no good music came from the last ten years, but I think we've had some good hard rock and heavy metal groups like Saliva, Black Label Society, Chickenfoot, Velvet Revolver and Killinger. I love 1980s music, too, though, with groups like Ozzy Osbourne, Bon Jovi, Guns and Roses, Van Halen, Motley Crue, LA Guns, Def Leppard, ZZ Top and Joan Jett.

  • @19torento hey dude, you have great musical tastes, sorry for being insulting with you earlier on...it was because i thought that you were making fun on Survivor/Foreigner for the headband thing...sorry, i take it back

  • @eusupermex1 Dude, I love Foreigner. They're one of my favorite 1970s hard rock groups. I think Survivor only has one good song, which's Eye of the Tiger, so I don't like them that much. I just like poking fun at things, because I'm not a very serious person. It's O.K. I definitely accept your apology. You also have good musical tastes. I wasn't that offended, because not a lot of your insults were actually that accurate. I'm not a teenager, and I prefer MTV when they actually had music videos.

  • @yokiyokiay Problem is that this isn't funny, its MTV humour for fuckwits like little dick and gangsta rapa...and i just pointed it out, while little dick thinks aor bands from the eighties are funny when he hasn't even had a minute to look at his My Chemical romance and Slikpnot posters...hahahaha

  • i wish this was funny

  • @outsidedark It is funny. I just wish it was more funny than it was awkward.

  • @SarcasmxAWayofLife LMAO! best fucking answer, you just made my day!

  • YO EYEBROWS STAY OUTA THIS

  • The fate of the middle world dangling from your peanus xD lol this is the best way to make lord of the ring parody imo xD

  • i dont think sauron would want it back after that

  • Fodos facial expressions are hilarious xD

  • hes arachnads must pretty hurt

  • @YoDaPlaysDoTA What's all this got to do with the spiders of Mirkwood? o_0

  • But.... wouldn't that just make him invisible?

  • @SarcasmxAWayofLife It would probably make his "hobbit" invisible but not the rest of him, which's even more awkward.

  • wow. who produces this shit?

  • hehe Im young and thats why im shy

  • Crappy video.

  • yo frodo! eyes up here!

    

  • the "it is a gift" part FUCKIN KILLS ME EACH TIME XD

  • so and get hot with me

  • Hahaha me and my buddies had a little too much mead...

  • hehe Im young and thats why im not too experiesnced and a bit shy

  • To bad for the Axe:(

  • not it

  • Your a retard.

  • 2:17 LOL!!

  • the girls who play Joss Whedon's strong females always know how to get the job done "right."

  • My precioussssss

  • stfu mr eyebrows

  • Hahhaha 'Gimli, put down the axe' :DD

  • At last we meet again... 240p.

  • i loved the frodo part! lmao "yo, frodo, eyes up here!"

  • "Alright! Let's get this bitch to Mount DOOM!!"

  • This was amazing... now I have to watch the lord of the rings

  • any other guys cringed when he was describing how he got the ring on?

  • Roflmfao thats great jack black should have been in the actual movie

  • Awesome! 

  • "Yo frodo eyes up here" ,and the back ground music changes,that's hilarious ;D

  • MTV sucks

  • What's so funny at the end when she holds the ring in her hand? I don't get it...

  • @steitisch She bit the ring off :)

  • 240p we meet again.

  • fuckyou334 troll much

  • ............................

  • hey, froto, eyes up here XD

  • Jack Black is so hot.....I'm fucking serious.

  • Dude, put down the axe!

    ROFL XD!

  • Buffy, jack black and lord of the rings. this is heaven.

  • @NathanJesseMcCarthy Is that the girl from Buffy the vampire slayer?

  • @haloman800 yeah sarah michelle gellar :)

  • There's a Sonic the hedgehog version! You guys should check it out. It's called: Sonic/ Lord of the Rings Parody

  • 0:09 "Middle-Earth stands on the brink of destruction."

    Jack Black - 8|

  • epic!

  • cool rob zombie going on....haahhahaa

  • @topgun767 that was the funniest! :D

  • @emremokoko hahaa, definitely! 95% of the reason I watch that video is because of that part

  • the background laughing ruins the whole feeling

  • lord of the rings fellowship of the dick :D

  • Heres the true reason why boromir dies^^ /watch?v=MX2Zk0pgsHk

  • LOL ;)

  • omg that was so fucking funny!

    i died laughing!

    jack black is hilarious!!!!!!!

  • I've been a huge LOTRs freak since the early 70's.

    I saw this parody the first time it aired on the MTV awards. I peed myself laughing! After all these years, it's still one of the funniest skits I have ever seen in my half century life! Jack Black, without question, U are the best host MTV has ever had! U were at the top of your craft that night! I've never watched another MTV awards clear through since. U Rocked & set the standard too high for anyone else to meet. meet.

  • Yo dudes check out the best Lord of the Rings cover band ever, "Frodo and the Fellowship" their videos are in my favorites

  • Dude I can't stop watching this video it's so funny

  • Boromir: "it's a gift"

    Jack: "you're damn right it's a gift. it's called a prince albert, and it's my PRECIOUS"

  • @nicklassperling very original

  • Thumbs up if you thought 3:06 was the best part >_>

  • it is a gift

  • I realy miss these original parodies ...a few years after this, parodies sucked. I want Jack Black

  • Fuck Europeans

  • @AirsoftMegaTTr14 Hay!!Fuck Afrika!! and all those fucking monkeys!!!

    And i know you are from Africa... cus only the monkeys hate us!!!

    Get off youtube and climb a tree!!

  • it is a gift!

  • Yea, didn't laugh at all. >.>

  • this isnt funny...(sigh)americans

  • @3rixtat3 lol racism.

  • @3rixtat3 You're mad at us because we like to laugh? (sigh) Foreigners. ;)

  • @ReiDemon1220 this is just typical mtv bullshit that isnt funny in not mad at the viewers im just seriously not amused by this typical american shit

  • BACK WHEN MTV WASN'T GAY?! It seems so long ago (This is pre Twilight and Justin Beiber.Reflect on that for a sec)

  • @wisewarrior7 Those were the days...

  • @wisewarrior7 I remember...

  • @wisewarrior7 its been gay way before justin beiber and twilight

  • @theburntshadow same!

  • this was incredibly painful to watch... XP

  • I was expecting Gimli to attack Jack Black's pennis with his axe, in an attempt to destroy the ring. XD

  • i never watched buffy the vampire slayer but sarah m geller is one hell of a actress

  • Lol

  • Epic

  • 307 men don't get the ladies where they wanna go everytime?

  • who's the chick?

  • @Onomarith sara(h) michelle gellar

  • @Onomarith Look up "Buffy the vampire slayer".