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  • What confuses me is.. Isn't the Lord Commander the PLAYER? I mean you get a huge congratulations at the end for being a great commander? *Boggle*

  • @ShieldMaidenofBree Yes, you are the Lord Commander. Comissar Holt is your right hand man. The -Planetary Govermor- is the guy in this video that Holt.. uh.. COMISSAR Holt.. bitchslaps.

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  • If he shot the governor, would the planet re-roll for morale? :P

  • Need to find out where Mr. Larry Rew (the actor who played Commissar Holt) lives and humbly ask him to sign something 40K'ish for me AS Commissar Holt *dreams*

  • It makes me happy that my surname is Holt :)

  • @FryedChickenBucket That must make it confusing when you approach sentries after dark...

    Sentry, "Halt! Who goes there?"

    You, "Yes"

  • Commisar Holt keeping it real in 40,000.

  • Holt is such a badass asshole.... I LOVE IT!!!

  • I like how his laspistol is a berreta or something, with stuff stuck on it

  • @cloudycolacorp In true warhammer fashion. Take some ordinary object, glue some stuff to it and you have yourself a shiny new laspistol :)

  • 7 People didnt choose their words wisley

  • @SombreroKing100 7 people didnt choose their words with extreme care*

  • holt is not a commisar. his hat is clearly not big enough to be one :P

  • @longhairdlout he makes up for that with his EPIC COLLAR.

  • Pechenka's face when he looks down the barrel of the laspistol is priceless.

  • Hang on are Commissars actually allowed to execute planetary governors?

  • @barbiquearea If they have sufficient evidence of cowardice, incompetence, or treachery, Commissars have the authority to summarily execute any member of the Imperium, other than, I imagine, the really important people like Space Marines and Inquisitors.

  • @ForkofTruth23 Oh I just thought when it came to higher ranking people such as generals, they would first have to get permission.

  • Oh Holt, you're such a badass.

  • @ihatefurrys *slap* COMMISSAR Holt

  •  THIS MOTHERFUCKA GOVERNORS IN MY MOTHERFUCKA PLANET!

  • Commissar Cain would've banged that guy's wife.

    Commissar Gaunt would've banged that guy's wife infront of him.

    Commissar Yarrick would've probably picked up the guy, and his wife, and thrown them both off the balcony while shouting "THIS IS VOLISTAD!". Maybe after banging the wife, though.

    Creed would've used the governor's body to hide 100 baneblades.

  • @belthazor3457 Ursikar Creed's not a Commisar

  • @weldonwin I know. that's why there's no "commissar" by his name like there are with the others. = )

  • @belthazor3457 Cain would've also drank all of the Governor's amasec.

  • @belthazor3457 LMAO - it's sooo true

  • @belthazor3457 Commissar Holt made that guy his bitch and then proceeded to have sexual relations with his wife.

    the Commissariat had trained him for this day... >:I

  • @belthazor3457 Commissar Holt would have bitch-slapped them all, banged their wives, and conjured the spirit of Chuck Norris that he may have sloppy seconds.

  • these guys are epic actors i wonder what they did after this.....

  • @wigster600 Well the guy who played Holt had a minor part in Underworld: Rise of the Lycans as a Death Dealer. A character by the name of Kosta. I didn't know this til after I'd seen the movie so I might rent it again to see him.

    If anyone's curious, the actor's name is Larry Rew, he's got a page on IMDb but this game's mis-attributed - site says he played "Komissar Holt" in Warhammer 40,000 Chaos Gate. Then again, I never played Chaos Gate to maybe Holt's in it, too.

  • @ShadowFighter15 lol cool

    

  • My God the planetary governor reminds me of a former boss.

  • @Beaviz81 lol - I hope you gave him a slap and told him to chose his next words with extreme care :)

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  • Constantin Valdor: Hello Holt, your arrived back at home ? do you want a cup of .....

    "bitchslap"

    Holt: "....COMMISSAR Holt!"

  • Can anyone tell me why it's possible to "End Turn" a million times and get unlimited resources at pretty much any point in the campaign? :c

  • Commissar Holt's personal hygiene is above reproach, and I don't think his first name is Harry either.

  • @MysteriousHu sorry, don't quite get the joke?!

  • @MysteriousHu what you did there, i saw it... ;D

  • Dirty Harry?

    

  • COMMISSAR. HOLT.

  • Choose your next words with exceptional care!

    Oh and ask yourself this question:

    Do you feel lucky?

  • @Willindor And I know what you are thinking. "Did he fire 127 blast or 128?" To tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost count myself. But being this is a Mars pattern las-pistol, the most widely produced handgun in the universe, and can sometimes manage to kill people, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

  • POW! HAHA!

  • I didn't have much to do with 40k until now.

    But my last name is Holt

    Guess my evening's planned!

  • 0:35 FTW 'cos the whole of volistad knows holt rocks, and that we want his hat.

  • Failure in the Imperium will not be tolerated. The only things worse are the traitor, the mutant, the alien and the heretic.

  • 7 people are on the way to the firering squad

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  • Sometimes you just gotta keep the pimp hand strong.

  • we need guys like Holt

  • Commissar Holt heard the stories of 7 people's ineptitude.

  • wait....waiting 'BAM' commisar HOLT! epic

  • Can someone please transcript what Petchenka said to Commissar Holt before receiving his slap ?

    Thanks a lot !

  • @FIVEone28 he says 'i will give you orders in the morning Holt' SLAP! 'Commisar Holt'

  • @Eagleeye1192 Thanks man

  • I will have to get my game of this out and play it again, haven't played it for at least 5 years!Got it when it came out and this would be my fourth playing of the game! It's a hard game though and really requires strategic thinking, not like today's games!

  • Politics that I can relate to, Shit gets done Lol.

  • 1:08 - "This is heresy! This is madness!"

    "Madness..? THIS IS THE IMPERIUM!"

  • Should have shot him for cowardice.

  • That man is a hero of the Imperium and of Mankind!

  • "Choose your next words with exeptional care..."

    ...

    "Maybe-" *BLAM!*

    Yup, thats what Commissars are all about: Always needlessly shooting someo- *BLAM!"

  • Look at the laspistol.

    It's a modified Browning handgun.

  • @azmhyr I assume you mean the M1911? Why not just say M1911?

  • @azmhyr Yes it is and can you think of a more convincing way to make a replica of a compact-form officer's laspistol with the looks, and the weight to it, to actually feel like a real weapon?

  • Commissar Holts actions were lenient... Ibram Guant would have shot him in the face. (Chenkov would probably shoot him in the face twice)

  • @01martlew But Ciaphas Cain would have spared him, made a fool of him and slept with his wife!

  • @Greatkingrat88

    I think I prefer Ciaphas Cain's approach. The governor may be a fool, but he's more or less harmless after simply relieving him of his post. Plus, his wife is... oh man, she is FINE!

  • @RobbyL9 See? Ciaphas is the ultimate evidence you DON'T have to be a massive dick to be a succesful commissar!

    And yes, that wife is fine indeed.

  • @Greatkingrat88

    You don't HAVE to be one, but it's still pretty useful.

  • @Zeredek The most succesful ones, like Cain, go for inspiring leadership rather than shooting their own troops in the face.

  • @Greatkingrat88 True, but sometimes a laspistol in the face can be a useful persuation tool; you don't have to actually use it- just look badass and speak softly, the rest comes naturally!

  • @1IbramGaunt Cain does do that from time to time too... not that he doesn't prefer to just keep it holstered whenever he can.

  • @01martlew and this just adds to the practicality of useing a laspistol for this sort of job; a bolt or plasma round would just blow him apart, leaving nothing recognizable as an example to others. That's why commisars often keep a compact las as an alternate weapon, as well as it being far lighter and less bulky than say a bolter.

  • @1IbramGaunt Plus, a bolt round would get the Govanor's brains all over Holt's nice neat uniform

  • General Selego doesn't give a fuck.

  • Best part 1:32... BANG! or ZAP! if you like

  • I wish the new Ultramarines movie was like this

  • Commissar Holt is the definition of having balls and badassery

  • game or movie ? :S

  • @cyberzaikoo Game:

    Clip is from"Warhammer Epic 40000: Final Liberation" released in 1997 and developed by Holistic Design (licesense by Gamesworkshop, of course).

    Set in the 40k 'verse and largely based off the spin off table top game "Epic 40,000". Its a pretty good game for it time.

  • Laspistols and Lasguns are actually really effective weapons against other humans and the myriad of beasts that rampage around in the 40k galaxy.

    It's just that when you stick the Lasweapons against the major 40k factions and eldrich beasts that can dance toe to toe with Space Marines you find their effectiveness obviously goes down. Dark Heresy has Fallouty death examples when you're hit by a Las, get hit in the brain and it ignites while your head is ripped off your neck. He should be afraid.

  • That guy kicks ass.

  • @gruntfan91 That's kind of his job - though I think he'd do it even if they didn't pay him :)

  • @MysteriousHu

    Larry Rew - awesome actor, eh?

  • @MysteriousHu

    Which begs the question, DO they even get payed in the first place? :S

  • @perochialjoe Apparently so, according to Dan Abnett's novels, where one of the main forms of currency appears to be the Imperial crown and half crown. I would imagine the amount of these in a Commisar's pockets goes up or down according to rank, status & importance.

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  • Not bad acting

  • That Planetary Governor is lucky Holt didn't send one of his Space Marine pals to bitch slap em instead....

    Governors head would have exploded from the force of being hit by a Marine gauntlet

  • Can a Commissar do this to a Space Marine, if the situation would warrant it with another?

  • @Oblivionfolk no, Commissars assure loyalty with the majority of the Empire, making sure they worship the emperor and aren't asshats

    They are NOT in control of the Adeptus Mechanicus, Space Marines, and a few other administrations

    Adeptus Mechanicus don't worship the emperor, same with Space Marines...they view him as a prophet, and less like a god

    Space Marines have Chaplains to tend to their loyalty, and Chaplains are less likely to jump to the gun over loyalty issues

  • I keep watching 0:40!

  • Whats the song in the back round?

  • @jolien883 All the music in Final Liberation was by a group called the Samsara Project. They have a page on Myspace, though it does not mention this high point of their career.

  • @MysteriousHu Are you sure? They sound nothing like this and the tracks on their myspace sound amateur at best. Heck, one of their tracks even clip =/

  • @MysteriousHu

    The soundtrack to the game is available elsewhere on Youtube. You'll need a program like Audacity to turn the entire audio into seperate tracks, but the end result is good.

  • shoot that fuck in the face !! whats the price of one crap imperial commander.. no give him to the arbites and save on the red tapea and the ammo of a guard fireing squad.

  • @willobi You'd probably save ammo on a Guard Firing squad, after all LASGUN.

  • What makes this even more awesome is my last name is Holt.

  • lol laugh if he pulls the trigger n click omg no ammo again im sure this thing was loaded

  • holt's made from 100% mansauce and 50% awesome and 50% win. outcome? epic.

  • THIS IS RUSSIAN VERSION WITH MY VOICE!!! I know, lol voice

  • KAMASAR HOLT !!!\1!1121

  • in the real 40k game " you failed the emperior and have been judged and found wanting BANG !!"one to the head

  • *bitch-slap* Commisar Holt!!

  • To think that they've gone through all the effort of making power armour, las-guns and uniforms, but end up making Holt's las-pistol look like a 9mm pistol with a laser sight attached on top with a longer barrel. Tsk tsk tsk

  • Commisar Holt is such a badass :)

  • I dont know what he was so afraid of, that was a Laspistol for fuck sake.

  • @yoda2287 yes its a laspistol....a strength 3 normal pistol that blows out your brain.. its something to be scared off whne your not wearing a power armor.

  • @Dimitrij90 Laspistols are the weakest guns in the game. Do you even play guard?

  • @yoda2287 first of all..its not important if the laspitsol is the "weakest" in the game. Its a pistol that points directly at your forhead. second, yes i do and it is possible to even kill a spacemarine with it. just aim for the head and roll lucky :P a planet overlord shouldnt be a problem.

  • @Dimitrij90 I was making a fucking joke. -_-

  • @yoda2287 Actually, the weakest gun in the game is the Grot Blaster for orks and there used to be rules in the game for muskets and bows.

    Las-weapons are not the weakest in the game, but they are nothing to write home about when compared to other weapons. That said, open up a volley of about 40-50 of them, combined with Officer's orders like "First Rank Fire, Second Rank Fire" and they can lay down an obscene ammount of fire.

  • i wouldn't mind Commissar Holt being in the Ultramarines movie.

  • Holt so bad ass choas would never take him . Because they 'd be to afriad he'd take over.

  • _COMMISSAR_ Holt.

  • The words I'd have chosen would have been 'your fly is undone'...

  • 1:11 the facial expression acting makes the entire movie for me :D

  • Thats badass...choose your next words with exceptional care while pointing a laspistol at his head...man i LOVE 40K.

  • he was gonna shoot him wasnt he?

  • @stirfryman1 He has the authority to do so but he doesn't kill him, no, I don't think this is the full clip? Anyway he ends up saying that he saw no evidence of disloyalty, just ineptitude... that might be in a later cutscene.

  • @ Henners - As far as the game itself is concerned, Holt does not shoot Petchenka. He relieves him of command. Holt gains a few new Imperial Guard regiments, and continues the war. Petchenka is not killed, but he does disappear from the game.

  • @Henners1991 Commisars can still shoot you for being inept, but according to later 40K fiction, Holt would have to fill out a massive ammount of paper work for executing the govornor. In other words, he really wanted to shoot him, but just couldn't be arsed to fill out all those forms

  • Commissars have that power to use at their discretion - the Commissariat answers to itself

  • Well I though this game was relesed when they used the 2;nd ed 40k, and in that edition commissars couldnt off people for marale;) Though 2 ed was a bit soft in alot of places if I remember correctly.

  • This came out in 1997, a year before the 40k rolled over into 3rd Edition; however, gameplay was based on Epic 40k and the Guvernor is really asking for a darn good kicking - Holt is just the man to hand it out.

  • This is how true power ought to be wielded...by a genuine bad ass...and the men will surely follow.

    AVETE IMPERATOR HOMINUM

  • Hold: 24/7 badass. Business as usual

  • _COMMISSAR_ Holt.

  • Owned.

    Sadly you never find out what happens to the Governor after you win the narrative campaign...but let's just say he doesn't appear in the victory celebration cutscene. :D

  • If the current Imperium of Man is anything to go by, the Governor probably made a half arsed appology and then awarded himself a massive bonus before continuing with business as usual. What we need is Commissar Holt!

  • I think the only reason they didn't show his Summary Execution is because they'd have a hard time getting it past video game licencing :P

  • yep

  • I want one of those hats so, soooooo badly.

  • It looks fine in context; but imagine going shopping dressed like that?

  • that's the beauty of being a commissar. if anyone even LOOKS at you funny you can shoot them and say dereliction of duty and fine his family 500.00 credits for getting blood on your uniform.

  • I reckon the currency of the Imperium is Skulls, considering that you see them just about as much as dolla irl

  • Nah, life in the imperium is dirt cheap, so using skulls would lead to massive inflation! Then again the imperium is not known to be all that sensible:D

  • @MysteriousHu

    and when the shopkeeper asks you to pay you take the gun and *BLAM*

  • @MysteriousHu I do so quite similarly, more or lessa a psuedo SS uniform. similar to what the RNU wear in russia.

  • Ask Commisar Gamza (look him up on the search bar above) how he got his; maybe you'll get lucky!

  • Choose your next words with...extreme...care..

  • COMMISSAR Holt!

  • Commissar Holt explodes my balls.

  • Fucking awesome.

    I love the imperial guard, not so much for the troops. but for the COMMISSARS.

  • Nothing wrong with the poor bloody infantry of the Imperial Guard we all love an underdog after all.

  • the troops are what make the Guard they are its core componant, without the troops who is there to drive the tanks? or to act as meatshields for said tanks? the commisars just enforce and keep the Imperial creed fresh in thier mind with beatings and executions and the fear of the Emperor's Wraith to keep the loyalty, its harsh and cruel and almost downright evil, but if it works then stick to it, sides Humanity is barely fending off extinction, but it is fending it off, so whatever it takes.

  • because really, what point is there in life at all or personal pleasures if the speices is dead or fucked up beyond imagination? no one will remember you and your life will eventully end one way or another, even if you are powered by choas, they can just drop you like a rock into nothing, they can easily take away your powers of immortality once they have no more use for you. and Aliens, well Aliens would just exploit and rape the speices in all sorts of ways.

  • perosnally I would rather live in an empire Reigme as cruel as the Imperium is rather than to live under anything else in the 40k world, where Choas would fuck me over, nids would eat me, tau would make me ballless litteraly, Eldar would manipulate me to fight for thier own gain to prolong the ineveitble death of thier species, which is going to happen one way or another, dark eldar would violate me in every manner, and get off at my screaming.

  • But the orks would give you a quick, clean chop and move on.

    Unless you were an ork, in which case they'd let you join da WAAAAAAAGH!

  • fuck the waghh

  • oh and necrons would eat my soul like sirloin steak with seasoning.

  • Larry Rew is awesome!

  • Wow - thanks BobTKaye! I've long wondered who was playing the excellent COMMISSAR Holt!

  • You should check out his CV. It turns out that he's got around a bit and appeared in various major films/games. It's time for 'Spot the Commissar'!

  • I was just watching his showreel on the Mouthpeice Management Website. Boy can he whip some werewolf

  • Possibly. He was in 'Der Liebe entgegen', though I don't know what his part was.

  • Apparently he was one of the King's of men in Lord of the Ring's, was in Underworld 3 Dark Omen and he's going to be in Avatar!

  • Hmmm... a reason to actually go and watch Avatar :)

  • Took the words right out of my mouth. : )

  • COMMISSAR Holt.

  • Holt is such a badass.

  • "Holtt was here - Yarrick smells!"

  • Commissars own you all