Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

[weematt7]

Why are these people caring so much about dracula and how he can only suffer from the symptoms of aids etc, when vampires dont or ever have existed.

[keirantalent]

@weematt7 SAYS Y-, oh... wait, i have no argument...carry on sir

[Bubbabuns99]

I like the potato you filmed this with

[Jordan2000son]

jokes on you BITCH!

[MaddDogg81]

AIDS wont' affect a vampire because they are dead

[justinf80]

@MaddDogg81 Undead AIDS

[umidontno040394]

@MaddDogg81 yep aids mutates. like how it only affected chimps before and mutated to affect humans.

[emka509]

Nice slideshow, bro

[SadLittleTurkey]

Dracula wouldn't have aids because one, he's dead and two, he's eating it not having sex or getting a blood transfusion

[AceofDlamonds]

@SadLittleTurkey

First one is perhaps valid, but the second, that he's not getting fluids through sex or blood transfusion is stupid. When he bites into the blood vessels, he's consuming all blood cells, including white ones that are infected. You can still absorb viruses through the blood stream from digestion.

[greenpredetor]

@SadLittleTurkey if you eat blood you still get it , i think your thinking of saliva

[Cflores008]

@SadLittleTurkey Stop trying to be a smartass and just enjoy the clip!

[MrFranciscoAndrade]

magic johnson did this to edward...true story

[irockco]

If I had a dollar for every frame in this video, I would have one dollar.

[TBlenx1995]

It's funny because he has AIDS.

[theFFVIguy]

Magic Johnson: Vampire Hunter

[ManGPlaythroughs]

nice slideshow

[streakization]

@ManGPlaythroughs Nice overused comment you got there.

[luvUtheodora7]

Because 4 now on im blackula... Not being racist...

[SuperArod11]

Magic Jonhson has AIDS so when Dracula bit him it means Dracula has AIDS

[5680pertive568]

i get better fps in a slideshow

[shippoiscoolbitches]

I don't get it

[xTheTexasGamer]

@shippoiscoolbitches Magics got AIDS

[shippoiscoolbitches]

@xTheTexasGamer Oooooooooooooooooooh

[HappyIsFleeting]

Dracula dont bite!

He scrap and lick!

Scrap and ....lick

[JayTekken1]

@HappyIsFleeting Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy hahah funny as hell.

[inuyasha9454]

ha this joke is kinda dark

[AdFaris3786]

One question Dracula is a dead sprit so in other word he is dead any way and I don’t thing is would have any effect from any human illness but I could be wrong.

[TheCaptureZoomKid]

@AdFaris3786 Why do people kill a joke? Like really?

[FormerMC002]

@AdFaris3786 Although Dracula's heart does not beat, the rest of his body still functions, so he can suffer from the symptoms.

[GdoubleWB]

Count Draculaids!

[TheKaiTetley]

Aids!!! That's the real reason there are no more vampires.

[BjarteChannel]

0.2 FPS



[walmartpimp2]

This is a biologicalb vampire not a magical vampire, so he can get AIDS.

[kupidzheart]

lol...this was the truth

[EmperorOfMars]

But Vampires are imortal

[ralphjokerX]

Did you make this with Microsoft Powerpoint?

[MrRiotpopper]

If I had a dollar for every frame in this video, I would have $5

[TheTjl87]

Dracula wasn't using his brain

[EdBoonSucks]

loved the frames, all four of them.

[chickennoodlesoup901]

Errr.... Awkward...

[Arrowhead0006]

But Vampires are immortal...

[UniversalChaos931]

@Arrowhead0006 or are they? O__O?!

[ReconCrusader]

hepatitus or aids?

[ilikepie4526]

nice slideshow.

[midgetking91]

its funny because now dacula has AIDS

[619studios]

lol never thought of that. people with aids are vampire proof.

[RobertBalto]

why does Magic Johnson sound like Cleveland?

[SerenityCrysweet]

I WANKED TO THIS

[cigar420]

seth macfarlane needs to die.

[ibosznian]

im sorry for trying to avoid copyright and making my video shit, if you want ill re-record this and post it again. like the comment so I know. Thanks to the 268 people that actually enjoyed the joke.

[TheAce707]

I don't know how to tell you this Dracula, so I'll let these guys do it!

(Cue the music!)

You have aids.

Yes you have aids.

I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have aids.

you've got the aids...

[heinz551]

@TheAce707 you may have cought it when you stuck that filthy needle in here,

Or maybe its from all that biting peoples necks that you do,

It isn't clear, but what we're certain of is you have aids. Yes you have aids

Not HIV but full blown aids. Beeee sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full blown aids.

Not HIV but realy full blown aids,

I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious

But its aids.

You've got the aiiiiiiiddssssss

[retardsos]

@TheAce707

not HIV but full blown AAiiiiids!!!

[Instaphantom]

@TheAce707 not HIV but fuuull bloooowwn AIDS

[champ4life30]

@TheAce707 *claps

i tip my hat to you sir

[obamacka2008]

hey 22 pictures =D

[wantedwanted21]

how much time took you to make that slideshow ???

1 minute and a banana ?

[southsidesman]

Not really funny. Pathetic. Really, really, pathetic.

[yankovic1234]

you don't even know how many times i've thought of this happening

then someone makes a cartoon

awesome

[MrRightfootleftfoot]

Bahaha.

[funkyhoboman]

If I were to get a total amount of dimes equal to the fps rate of this video, I'd have 1 Nickel.

[DeathDefault]

press 3 then 4 then 2 then 3 again and it sounds like i've just waisted your time.

[McWigan]

@du6167 5 cents right?

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

This would be funnier if there was a story behind it.

[du6167]

If I had a dollar for every frame in this video.. I'd have 5.

[philessexuk]

He doesnt have 'AIDS' he has 'HIV' which can lead to 'AIDS' without treatment

[lcg3092]

@philessexuk He had aids, but he treated it with money shots

[DARKSOLDIER459]

The Aids!!!!!!!

[GamerLawPantera]

Aids

[MrOdinmaster]

Dracula don't suck! He scratch and lick!

[SuperMarlinsfan]

@MrOdinmaster what show was that from????

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

Scratch, and Lick.

[linkfan160]

Vampires can't die from aids -____-

[Torterra625]

@linkfan160 Maybe not, but he's sure never getting layed again

[linkfan160]

@Torterra625 Well that's true....

[DARKMBX]

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[ndclub67]

HIV is not AIDS people...

[chandlerj333]

@ndclub67 hiv eventually leads to aids

[walatalalaw]

@ndclub67 HIV is the sickness, AIDS is the symptoms.

[Haight27Ash]

HE'S A VAMPIRE, HE CAN'T FUCKIN DIE!!!! MORONS!!!

[typhoonking]

@Haight27Ash Sure he can. Numerous ways.

[bundeligafan]

lol it's because Magic Johnson has HIV

165 people didn't get it

[Garinovitch]

That was a nice Slideshow

[MrHHNable]

@Garinovitch That was a comment I've never heard.

[ATENakaATON]

@Garinovitch lol thx for typing that i thought there was something wrong with my computer again

[k5lta]

Well Dracula is a Vampire, so i dont think he can get it right?

[903harman]

@k5lta he sucked his blood...

[CorruptSolution]

MAGIC JOHNSON HAS AIDS THAT CAN BE TRANSFERRED BY BLOOD. THATS THE FUCKING GAG! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[jayceth]

Couldn't you just mirror the image to avoid copyright?

[kutvn]

@jayceth if he does that we wont get to see dracula

[xXPitsLittleAngelXx]

@kutvn .. HAHA.

That was clever. Nice one.

[fuckcybersociety]

lol can dracula even contract hiv? hes a vampire, but that was still funny

[MyHELEN14]

thumbs up if you get it

[KingCrescent75]

ah one step to far family guy one step to far

[deadgothicstar]

@KingCrescent75 this ain´t family guy

[RsonW]

@KingCrescent75

It's Seth MacFarlane's internet series, not Family Guy.

[Sportschicka1314]

That kinda scared me lol

[Jerryassassin3]

O i get it he has Aids.

[AntiHamster500]

@Jerryassassin3 I soo wanna mock u right now for your slow to get jokes, but im too tired from mocking the raging Christian comments of Jesus skits.

[XeroSythe]

@Jerryassassin3 no shit sherloc

[Terra1311]

@Jerryassassin3 vampires are immune to disease so this skit is a bit fail =/

[Jerryassassin3]

Please explain I don't watch the news either

[TheSk8circus]

@Jerryassassin3 magic johnson has aids and and you can transmit aids through blood

[FSMNoodlyAppendage]

Just seeing the thumbnail and the title was enough to make me laugh.

[karl112dc]

i actully feel more sorry for the peapole draculas gonna bite hahaha

[33charmander]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!! poor dracuale he will get aids :(

[biblefarce]

OHHHH SHIT....

[TestSubject147]

I don't get it? o_o

[cresc]

@TestSubject147 because Magic Johnson has HIV. HIV can get transferred by blood.

[TestSubject147]

@cresc ohhhh I get it now thanks

[titteringfiend1]

@TestSubject147 magic hais HIV=P

[hardy502]

AIDs



[TravieMcTravTrav]

I'm not going to subscribe for more reuploads... Why would I do that?

[justaguy12345]

What a surprise, Dracula sounds just like every other character Seth McFarlane voices. -_-

[Iamoldenough92]

AIDS

[kitekatwhite]

Not HIV BUT FUUUUUUL BLOWN AIDS! *Im sorry i wish it was something less serious. But its AIDS! You've got the aids!*

[bama1441]

But will it blend

[melijaje06]

Who the hell cares if he got infected with AIDS?? He's a freaking vampire!

[LPassassin]

You have aids yes you have aids nah nah nah nah...

[simpsonsrock1818]

made by manatees

[EnragedTurkey]

@ProperMuzik thats not how stomach acid works : /

[sqweekyknee]

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAA ohhhhh man took me .00000003 of a second

[Beyond82094]

@ProperMuzik ok good, cause I was like ._.

[iamchris4lifefan11]

was this recorded with ur ass?

[Epimpin101]

lol thats so messed up...

[booza650]

THIS JUST IN Magic Johnson now down to one AID

[72dew]

was this recorded with a sofa?

[980696]

@72dew hahaha

[5hock91]

@72dew lmao that was truely funny sir u deserve a thumbs up

[FLICKPatriotism]

What is this? 0.25fps? What the fuck did you capture this on?

KIll yourself and have your socialized healthcare pay for the funeral.

[Cococrash11]

I wonder what happens if a Vampire drink blood from a Human with Hiv or Aids. I'm sure their okay since they suck blood no matter how sick the human are. Great video.

[mtjproducer2008]

OOOOOOHHHHHHH LOL

It took me a minute to get it

[MrHHNable]

press 3 then 4 really fast and it sounds like lick my dick.

[DrkFlamez]

@MrHHNable Amazingly that actually worked -.-

[cioranjungfreud]

@MrHHNable it sounds like "lick my... magic". IT DOESN'T SAY DICK!

[xScratchAx]

@MrHHNable ??? Not at all -.-"

[UndisclosedGuitarGuy]

@MrHHNable How do you find out stuff like that xD lol

[CaveofTwoLovers]

@MrHHNable

Lish magic sounds like 'lick my dick' to you?

You should discuss your homosexuality with your parents, they are the most important people in your life and you should inform them, don't stay in the closet.

[MrHHNable]

@CaveofTwoLovers First of all i said press it fast it would say li.. magic which sounds like dick the way he says it and your name is CAVEOFTWOLOVERS yet you call me a homo really just gtfo.

[CaveofTwoLovers]

@MrHHNable

That is really funny how angry you got.

Keep on licking his dick. :>

[phDarcMe]

@MrHHNable 4 then 3

[Toyman1982]

@MrHHNable You Sir. Are amazing. LOL

[Animatrixette16]

@MrHHNable sounds like le shit to me lol

[milllionaiire]

woow as soon as I saw the title name I knew where this was goin lol

[0o0MaJestic0o0]

How long did it take you to get the joke?

and Press 2 over and over

Magic Johnson jerking under the table lol

[Sabanata99]

Dracula's dead, so he probably doesn't need an immune system. Then again, maybe he has one to stop himself rotting.

[unknowna2]

yea Why?? :O I cant find a clip where they say why!!!!!!

[kingnateification]

thats what dracula gets

[TheBlackbeltfighter]

He has HIV not Aids



[JesseVenturaSeals]

poor vampire.

[3jesstin]

Welcome to the wonderful world of HIV

[rayvert64]

Don't go see Dr. Acula everyone.

[ObscuroSknim1234]

It's because he's not HIV "positive"

[NoobyJumper]

nice powerpoint presentation :P

[MrTommychong]

You can't acctually get it by ingesting infected blood orally, but still a pretty funny joke

[mtszabo]

@MrTommychong

And how much infected blood have you ingested to test this theory?

[VillianousUndead]

@MrTommychong Hahahahahaha yeah because nothing you ingest could ever be introduced to your own bloodstream, right? Wtf man

[hanzo676]

@MrTommychong that's not true actually snakes can flick poison into ur mouth and if u swollow it same thing as it biting u same thing with infected blood but wt ever i imagin it like that i don't know

[xxXsugarushXxx]

are you HIV postive?

[clandestino232]

it scared me =(

[timmyyayo1870]

he has HIV not aids...

[GothicaKenny]

AIDS! WAHAhahaha BUSTED!

[kt12309]

dracula has aids now

[WittleIndianGirl]

This was too much man...wow.

[8point4LitreViper]

People think this is a shot at Magic. No, it's not. He has aids, that's a fact. This sketch does not say or even imply whether this makes him a bad person or not. So why not explore how this would affect a vampire, which is random and hilarious. And since it was on the news, it's not exactly meant solely for private discussion. I willing to bet he would laugh himself. When it comes to life terminating diseases, if you can't laugh still, you'll just cry.

[rocintrucker83021227]

@8point4LitreViper Very true

[ibosznian]

If you guys are wondering why is this video all stop motion, it's because I wanted to avoid copyright.

[metrolead]

@ibosznian oh, well thank you for explaining that. thats ok then. 

[alldud13]

@ibosznian wtf?

[SOSphantom]

@ibosznian Oh thank God, I thought my computer was starting to have issues. :[