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  • You have a real knack for finding penises.

  • @bobmister250 They're obvious in the Denver murals to anyone with training in art.

  • It's rare that a thumper has a video without comments disabled or screened. With that said, the content is a testimony to how low a mentality can sink. Pssst-the dark ages called, they want their beliefs back.

  • @morgan4xl Lol your comment made me laugh. xD

  • Santorum is our best bet for forcing meat processors to stop making marriage destroying phallic hot dogs. All deli meats should be square or three sided to stop our women from fantasizing in the meat isles of grocery stores. Praise Jesus!

  • @morgan4xl Begone Satan!

  • You seem to be under attack for your video, and the negatives far outweigh the positives both in comments and ratings. I think you may have touched a nerve.

  • @Barnekkid It's interesting that neither Anderson Cooper nor Stephen Colbert on their TV programs dared to confront the artists who created these monstrosities. They know I am right and they did not want to embarrass the artists.

  • ...of all the stupidest shit that exists you have some old clown over analyzing pictures and making stupid points about how the shape of dicks are involved in paintings and the design of an airport..This is pathetic and a complete waste of mind...People like this guy should find more constructive things in their lives that can help people not make them dumber by watching this stupid shit.

  • @Simplyfil88 Your rant does not explain why both Anderson Cooper and Stephen Colbert would choose to attack this video only out of the hundreds of millions of videos posted on YouTube. The fact is, New World Order puppets recognizes that this video is true and they always attack the truth!

  • @thirdeaglebooks I thought it was obvious why they would single out this video. It's very funny.

  • @thirdeaglebooks Good point.

  • I also think that you're doing harm to the poor minds that believe what you say. I think that people such as yourself and others who share your beliefs have potential for better things in life and I think that you're not living up to it but I still wish you all the best anyway. Hope I wasn't ranting too much this time.

  • @Simplyfil88 You say you are good at tennis, medicine and playing piano. That's great! On the other hand, I understand art. My analysis of the Denver Airport murals is 100 per cent accurate and I can assure you, the artists knew what they were doing.

  • I apologize in advance for calling you an old clown, it was rude of me. I also apologize if I have insulted your faith. I just think that what you are doing is a waste of your time. I think there are a lot of people laughing at you for what you're doing.

  • I'm not religious as I've said but I believe that if God, Jesus, Allah, Buddah, and all others that people around the world have faith in exist, then I think that they would be proud of someone like me.

  • From the moment we are born, our clock starts to countdown and we never know when time is up. All that I know is that even though people say that 'life is short', life is precious, life is beautiful and it is the longest adventure any human can experience and it is up to us to live life happily and to the fullest of our potential.

  • I have spent most of my life doing the things that I love because I believe in myself, I want to be happy, and I want to live the best life that I can while I am still alive. 

  • Look, let me just start off my saying that I had no intention of calling you a clown on the internet nor did I mean to insult you or what you believe in. Believe me, that's not like me. I had no idea that you would actually write back on that comment but now that you did I would tell you about some things.

  • on what basis do you believe that the phallis is evil? It was created by God.

  • @tallartist A "straw dog" is a statement, easily knocked down, that the other person never said.

  • This man will have a heart attack when he sees the Washington monument.

  • you're. a. virgin!!

  • Is this guy a troll? He better be, or may God help him. Or, I mean... wait, I don't believe in God. Whatever.

  • Biggest laugh I've had all week. It's even funnier because he's being serious. AHAHAHAHA!

  • This video is on YouTube. Tube.

  • thumbs up if your here from tms

  • @fulfooter What's tms?

  • @thirdeaglebooks A podcast called "The Morning Stream". They played a few clips of you in jest a while back. I'm sure the creator would love to hear from you.

  • @Tranchera Okay, thanks. It sounds like they want to imitate Cooper and Colbert.

  • @thirdeaglebooks The Morning Stream its a show and it cool and i like it and the mock this guy and just blow all this in his face XD good times

  • wat would he think about a cross then

  • You can find phallic symbols, or the word "sex", in almost anything if you look hard enough. Anyone familiar with subliminal marketing techniques understands this. But I would bet Jesus would want you to spend more time praying for others and doing good works, than being obsessed with penises. This does not constitue good works.

  • Hahaha!!! This cant be serious!!! XD

  • WAIT!!! this isn't sattire? 

  • First of all I am a Christian. A long time ago I accepted Jesus Christ as my savior. Because of that I take offence to the fact that someone would disgrace the lord by claiming that others intentionally made "phallic" symbols as worship. You do realize, sir, that you are breaking the first commandment by passing judgement upon these people, I hope you have Jesus Christ in your heart because Satan did the same thing you did, tried to play the role of God. Look where he is now.

  • @cith456 You have a right to be wrong.

  • @thirdeaglebooks Then if I am wrong. I believe I have a right to ask question in order to correct myself. Do butternut squashes also represent phallic symbols? 

  • @cith456 Butternut squashes are butternut squashes; they do not symbolize anything. There are no butternut squashes in Tanguma's murals, but there sure are male and female sexual symbols (hidden, of course).

  • Seems legit.

  • this video is funny.

  • are you calling yourself a prophet. that is dangerous my brother.

  • I think this is actually pretty funny...and phallic...

  • Bless You

  • My school's bathroom is full of Satan's evil works. I see explicit phallic symbols all over the stalls

  • Surely a cross is a phallic symbol

    

  • @scuzum If the cross were a phallic symbol, why don't thy put a cross beam on the Washington monument?

  • I think this guy knows a little too much about the phallic shape...he dreams in phallus.

  • @mrskingsbury71 I was ridiculed by Anderson Cooper and Stephen Colbert on national TV because I know a little too much about the New World Order.

  • @thirdeaglebooks do you think satan is behind NWO

  • @emirhasa Absolutely.

  • @thirdeaglebooks You seriously, non-ironically believe there's a "devil?" Grow up and stop believing in fairy tales.

  • @PlayMadness Your channel is 100 per cent fairy tale!

  • @thirdeaglebooks No. You were ridiculed by them simply because you happened to be the subject of the week. If you don't notice, they even ripped on the pope a couple of times just to be humorous. They rip on everyone and anyone. You think you're the only loser on the train? No, everyone gets to ride the crazy train that is Stephen Colbert And Anderson Cooper. Are we to assume that they, too, know too much about the "New World Order" as well?

  • @thirdeaglebooks You were ridiculed on live TV because you are a rediculis phony who learned how to spread a BS message about something he made up. Also, who calls you the third eagle of the apocalypse and where can i find them to punch them in the face.

  • This fella seems to have an obsession with the phallus, he see's them everywhere.

  • Haters gonna hate. One day the penises will take over Denver. WHO WILL BE LAUGHING THEN?!

  • So... Where's Waldo?

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  • this guy has to be a ed current disciple

  • Sometimes a penguin is just a penguin.

  • HAHA we have a gay airport

  • A catastrophic waste of a man's time.

  • @AWilberforce Yes, the DIA art is a waste of time, paid for at the taxpayer's expense.

  • @thirdeaglebooks If I was talking about the art, I wouldn't have said " a man's time." I can't possibly imagine a hobby more empty and worthless than that of searching for phallic symbols in the artwork of an airport.

  • @AWilberforce At least you can see the phallic symbols. Most of the yahoos on this page are totally blind to Tanguma's devious porn.

  • In this video, a sign in the shape of a rectangle is described as "constituting a phallic symbol." I'm sure all the "yahoos" can see the supposed paynus, but to assert that these images were even intentional is the first of many mistakes made by Tapley.

  • Cab U borrow some of your crack?

  • If it wasn't for cocks....none of us would exist. Worship the cock!!!

  • Dear Mr Tapley, please take your meds and step out of the internet...

    Maybe a straightjacket will help you too

  • @BaronesaReturns Jesus said: "blessed are you when all manner of men hate and revile you for great shall be yours in the kingdom of heaven".

  • @thirdeaglebooks Where is your WW3?

    seems you are a false prophet

  • @thirdeaglebooks Wow that makes as much sense as the video! If being hated gets you into heaven, then Hitler made it then right? Why does the pope not make everyone hate him to guarantee his standing with heaven? This bible quote is so broken lol.

  • @mazgazine1 Are you kidding? Hitler was practically worshipped. He was a forerunner of the antichrist, who also will be extremely popular.

  • @thirdeaglebooks Um... Are you forgetting somethig here? Like, I dunno... HISTORY!?!? Hitler was hated by most of the people in the world. is people were afraid of him after they saw what he was doing, and tried to KILL him on multiple accounts. And the world looked at him and saw that he was lying to his own people and killing their children for a war no one wanted, just because he saw every other race as "lower on the evolutionary chain."

  • @Nverdis If you think Tanguma chose that name at random there are some waterfront properties in the Sahara desert you might like to buy.

  • @thirdeaglebooks Tanguma didn't choose the name of the bird, that is its scientific name. So I guess if anything says "Ducharse" (Spanish infinitive: to shower) that must mean "Oh no, this artist is asking everyone to use douches... a tool from satan!" Besides, the bird is on display cases throughout many of the world's museums, this isn't very unique. Can u please stop it with the wishful thinking backed by confirmational biasness?

  • The purpose of that bird: That bird is known as a Great Auk, its scientific name is Alca Impennis, and the sign said that the species went extinct in 1844. In fact the latin term "Impennis" is referring to its lack of flight. Sure it may look like "I'm penis" in (terribly grammer'd) English but it is far from a sexual innuendo in Latin.

  • Re Denver airport, i have NEVER seen a Concorde shaped phallys.

    If you ask me, the Christian Cross is so much more like a Phallus which is backed up by the fact that women are deemed as inferior to men by the christian faith.

  • @pilgrimpater If the cross were phallic they would add a cross beam to the Washington monument.

  • @pilgrimpater ohhhh he powned

  • Funniest parody of a crazy christian so far......

  • I think you're obsessed with male genitalia (you see it everywhere).

  • @Hereticbooks You blindly parrot what Cooper and Colbert would have you believe. Interestingly, Colbert will not even me me post a response on YouTube with clips from his show which prove he is satanic. What is he afraid of? Next you need to ask yourself, why won't Cooper and Colbert interview the artist, Leo Tanguma? To find the truth, dig a little deeper!

  • @thirdeaglebooks

    I don't know who cooper and colbert are, so I'm hardly parroting them. I just fail to see all the penis' that you do. Furthermore, I fail to see what is "satanic" about the penis. Did you lose your member in a terrible accident or something?

  • @Hereticbooks Congratulations on not knowing who Cooper and Colbert are! I have never said that a penis is satanic. The human body is made in the image and likeness of God. If you watch my video, I state that it's the art at DIA which is satanic. That's why Tanguma hid his pornographic imagery.

  • @thirdeaglebooks Or..... IT ISN'T THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!! Just because yu see penises everywhere doesn't mean they are actualy there. I mean, look at the moon. And Mars. Each have things on them that you can say alsoloo lke penises. Cooincidence? Maybe Lucifer, God's tester, put them there to say that those were his domain at one time? Hell, some marks even look like other "phallic symbols" if you look at them.

  • @thirdeaglebooks Dude, he would need a seance. Tanguma died shortly after he finished the horse. Besides, you can't use other people's content without their expressed permission on here,. That is why YouTube took it down. So, is Youtube satanic as well? Maybe you should switch to, I dunno, Twitter, if that's the case? Besides, the way you think, even lamp posts could be phallic symbols, because they are in the shape of male genitalia going into Mother Earth.

  • People who think they're "prophets" of a god are text book examples of insanity.

  • @Zentz29 Everyone who claims to be Napoleon is insane, except, of course, Napoleon.

  • The Morning Stream sent me here lol

  • Satanism is NOT evil, but simply a sort of type of atheism which sees Satan as a symbol of acceptance of the carnal self, and living life to its fullest. Satanists aren't people who do bad things. And how is this a sign of Satanism? It's art.

  • like if you only looked this up because of the Colbert Report.

  • HELLO!!! The horse is the for the Denver Broncos, in the team colors....Did someone forget to mention this to this guy??

  • @RhiannonONeill Or maybe the Denver Broncos' logo is a sign of Paganism? HELLO!!!

  • YOU GOTTA' BE FRICKING KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @LinkFan4199 im not sure if he was kidding or not haha

  • Oh Freud... where are you when we need you?

  • acually what if we are just so stupid we dont have any comprehension of what he's acualy saying 8====D

  • so how does this guy relate hidden pennises to the end of the world some famous comedian artists of the 1700s and 1800s put hidden penises in their art because they thought it was funny I hope he is kidding

  • @capsfan84 if u watched the colbert report, you'd know he was joking (at least I hope so)

  • lol at colbert report!

  • You watch waaayyyy too much porn dude maybe cause your phallice doesnt work thats why you search for working ones lol trolled

  • Think Dink!

  • Wow, Denver Internal Airport is full of phallic symbols and the layout of the airport forms a penis and testicles which you so happily outline. Jeeze, I'll bet you've watched a lot of porn.

  • Just another example of the sickness decadence of the West and their influence by certain people from the Middle East,

  • And to think, this man has become a meme in only one night...

  • , only you thought they looked like that, and now maybe 329 people believe you. but that means 329 people think about phallus because of you, which makes you more like satan as a snake than any of the art.

    The apple is not the sin, but the tempter is the sinner.

  • I only liked this because he seems to be the only person besides my horny half sister who thinks they see dicks everywhere they look.

  • @hamstergeisha76 lmaf lol thanks that comment made my day =)

  • This is a parody, right?

  • @thirdeaglebooks be that as it may, i'm not kidding tho just search kruis (dutch for cross) in wikipedia or any dictionary that'll give you the definition:

    Noun:

    kruis n (plural kruizen or kruisen, diminutive kruisje, diminutive plural kruisjes)

    1. a cross or a cross-shaped object

    2. the crotch area

  • rofl , and the cross isn't a phallic symbol ? in a lot of languages its even a shorthand/synonym for the male genitalia, including dutch ...

  • @DLSS The cross is definitely a phallus, but it's not a sin because the horizontal part represents a nail jammed through it, hence the unimaginable pain is the repentance.

  • My name is Dick, and I'm at the Denver airport right now!

  • Oh hell yes! I love making stops in this airport!

    Specially love all the "stops" and "delays" that I get when I go!

    Next stop, hell!

  • Lots of fools here! Washington Monument,555 ft tall 111 ft in the ground 666. Also Eiffel tower, the big dick in the vatican vaginal womb coutrtyard. Illuminati is everywhere idiots.

  • DICKS! DICKS EVERYWHERE!

    Hey bro, did you know? Dicks used to be put on display as decoration in religious settings :3c

    It's adorable how afraid of such a simple symbol. Did you know that a cross isn't the sign of jesus, but that of an ancient torture device? It's cute how precious your feeble conception is displayed of your own religion.

  • Mr. Tapley, I don't have an M.DIV, or a ministerial liscence, but I was raised in a Christian home, and I am fairly versed in scriptures. The Bible clearly states that the son of god came not to condemn, but to give us life more abundantly. Every single one of your videos and every single one of the messages that you speak are ones of death and doom and condemnation. If you claim to be a christian, it is your responsibility to reflect christ's love, which you are currently not doing.

  • @billboll Have you read the Book of Revelation?

  • @thirdeaglebooks Yes, have you read the Harry Potter series? What other imaginative fiction do you enjoy?

  • @thirdeaglebooks Which was in many ways a rehash of older Jewish end-of-the-world prophecies, but with a different ending, a reference to Nero (666 is in reference to him, at least according to most scholars; I happen to agree with this), and kicking off with angry letters to several churches for buddying up to Rome (which, IMO, changes the whole meaning of it from "this will literally happen" to "this is what ought to happen to you idiots who ally with Rome")?

    Also, Pagan does not = Satanic.

  • Yes, I think this bearded clown should even be beheaded in the street ! It's time for government control of religion, with executions of extreme heretics on every street ! !

  • Phallus- A penis. Especially when errect.

    Ok, this may come as a surprise to some of you but most things either are or have straight lines...which is the shape of an errect penis. Even your Christian Cross of your king of slaves, Jehovah, is made of straight lines.

  • 200 000 views in two weeks. none before, few after

  • Even if there are penises everywhere on purpose, it is, at best, childish. An immature prank or whim of the designer, not intended to worship Satan. After all, God invented penises, didn't he? In fact he invented every aspect of the human anatomy. He can't hate a creation that he himself called "good" that much, can he?

  • The USA is the devil, because they shaped Florida in a phallus shape. WE'RE all sinners!!!

  • Well I first look at your face and it is not a phallus. But then from deductive reasoning from the horse, I realized you are masculine, and your a man, and nose must be a phallus. Hmmmm,

  • why?!?!?!?! thats all i have to say

  • Mr. Tapley, I think the amount of dislikes in comparison to likes reminds me of how Our Blessed Lord said a few will be saved and the many will perish for they despised the word or because they refused to acknowledge it.

  • @thirdeaglebooks Yes,I was referring to Tapley.

  • So why is HE so obsessed with phallic symbols anyway?

  • @colleenruppe Perhaps secretly gay?

  • @colleenruppe lol! He can't resist looking!

  • Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

  • perpetrated? Perpetuated dumbass

  • whenever i fly, all i think about is penises anyway

  • COLBERT BUMP!

  • I took the broom and mop away from my home today thanks to this video. Their phallic shape were so incredibly offensive to me and reminded me of my own shortcomings. Thanks so much for this video. Now I see penises everywhere and I will eliminate them wherever I find them.

  • Mr Tapely. Do you think the massive and blatant amounts of pagan symbolic at the Denver International Airport are because the Airline industry so technological it attracts atheists? I mean it goes without saying atheism and pagan nature worship go handing in hand.

  • @RJLbwb Well, you are right, but there is something much more sinister going on specifically at DIA. It defies reason for an airport to go out of its way to show grotesque images of death, destruction, satanism and perversion.

  • @thirdeaglebooks whats grotesque?

  • @RJLbwb Wait... what? Look up the definiton of paganism (aka polytheism) then look up the definition of atheism. Then come back and explain to me how that statement makes any sense whatsoever.

  • I did a little web searching (you really can find anything online), and I discovered that the purported location of the auk's penis is not where Captain Video (or the Old Buzzard of the Pockyclypse, or whatever ridiculous name he gives himslef) indicated on his foolish little video. Aside from the fact that no animal has a rectangular-shaped penis (contrary to the dimwitted narration), the auk's penis, like that of the penguin, is located lower on the animal's anatomy, much closer to the ground.

  • @Codswallop58 Birds have their genitalia hidden in a orifice called the cloaca, so I would think the auk's wang is not shown cos' it's in his cloaca.

  • This dumbass makes us normal Christians look bad. My biggest worry at Denver International is having their automated luggage processing system lose my checked baggage.

  • @showiproute Really? Is this any more preposterous than talking donkeys, leprosy magic and dead guys coming back to life? I mean, I can SEE the penises he's got such a hardon for (heh-heh). I just don't think they mean anything.

  • @showiproute hate to break it to you, but 'normal' christians make themselves look bad too.

  • I noticed you obsession of penises. How you spend your time says a great deal about you. Everything is indeed phallic. The penis is the origin of the sperm that forms life as we know it. Most success is driven by the desire to get laid and reproduce. Don't be afraid of the cock, for it is good. Find a gal to use your phallus on. You'll feel better about all this nonsense. Peace brother.

  • Is this guy for real or is this a gag video?

  • @JohnnyBRocks71 It does sound like a POE, doesn't it?

  • Wow you really have penis' on the brain.

  • Mr Tapley, have you spoken to any of the mural artists and got their explanations on what the paintings are of and what inspired them? What did they say?

  • @bloggaloggs Do you really expect them to admit they embedded hidden sexual and satanic images in their murals? Anderson Cooper tried to contact Leo Tanguma but he refused a reply.

  • @thirdeaglebooks Well maybe you're drawing a long bow with all this? I mean let's look at your first name: William. An abbreviated form of William is Willy, which is a slang term for penis. On that basis we could reasonably conclude that your parents were penis-worshipping pagans. In fact, how do we know you're not doing the work of the devil? Maybe you're trying to distract us all from finding out the REAL truth by diverting our attentions to various red herrings?

  • The thing that makes no sense about this is, even if he's right, so what? I mean, what purpose is served by putting penises at the Denver airport? And why penises? Unless you're the kind of person who thinks that anything sexual is automatically evil, the penis strikes me as a fairly ridiculous symbol of the demonic. The whole thing is so almighty stupid. This guy makes a good case for raising the retirement age: time is clearly heavy on his hands.

  • @Codswallop58 That's what I want to know. Why is there a necessity that if people are trying to hide something, then they put 'satanic' and 'phallic' symbols all over it?

  • @tylerbrainerd Better still, why is the penis a satanic symbol? Every person reading this is here because of a penis, and half of us (probably more, demographically speaking) have one of our very own. I think it all comes down to the misguided Christian idea that sex is evil.

  • @Codswallop58 Indeed. But reasonable observation of human faults is not likely to convince this audience. Conspiracy theorists will always be right, because the definition of right is, to them, only ever in their own head. Evidence is doctored, proof is from the secret government, and it's all more proof that they are right that Satan is attacking them and their important prophetic duties.

  • Well, for sure there's ONE dick at Denver International, this guy!

  • PENIS. PENIS EVERYWHERE. Good lord, man. Do something with your life that isn't reading into hidden penises that aren't really there. P.S. guess where I live, you say there's phallic symbols there. Did you guess Denver? WELL, BUTTER MY BISCUITS, you're so gosh-darned smart. P.P.S, I really like that mustang. :33c....

  • Satellite photo dick art is clearly destroying our entire civilization. What if that airport cock and balls turns a pilot into a fag?

  • This guy is just a sad, deluded man looking for attention. If it weren't for Colbert, I suspect most of us would never have heard of him.

  • "Pennis" is the Latin word for the type of feathers birds require for flight. "Im pennis" simply means "without feathers." "Pennis" is also the source for the word "pen," as we once used bird quills for writing because feathers have a hollow shaft. Oops, I said, "shaft." Clearly, I am the anti-christ.

  • @Codswallop58 If you think Tanguma chose a bird with the name "Impennis" by chance there is some waterfront property in the Sahara desert you may be interested in.

  • @thirdeaglebooks OK, would you please show me this waterfront property? What? You can't do it? Could that be because that property--like your "pennis" hypothesis--is nothing but the product of your silly imagination? If you have evidence of this hilarious conspiracy (beyond mere assertion, that is), please show it. Otherwise, expect the loud laughter to continue. (Third eagle of the Apocalypse, indeed. Chief Fool of YouTube, more like.)

  • @Codswallop58 People like you need to read a comment 8-10 times before you "get" it.

  • @thirdeaglebooks And you read a huge amount of sexual meaning into a completely innocuous image.