How To Express Feelings To A Girl - eHal

[EpicMiroslav]

i expressed my feelings

bitches love feelings

[xINVISIGOTHx]

there's no price on the t-shirt page

[Kalkas53]

ehal i followed your instructions in making a t-shirt but it backfired and said i'm a moron with a picture with Gilbert Gotfried

[kenshinbattousai374]

Like if you paused at 00:10.

[carpisun1]

do chad vader season 4

[Alexanderisawsome]

wtf is "goat spittle?"

[Matthmatt1213]

@Alexanderisawsome spit that comes from a goat.

[neverfearchrisishere]

Seriously what kind of shop does he go to too buy all these crazy props

[gamersean1]

i tried to make the shirt my self but all i got was arrested for killing my neighbors sheep stealing the crystal from a museum and breaking into my other neighbors house for his potion :(

[Joeofiowa]

You guys are still running Office 2003, eh?

[toonadict]

I had heard legends of the unsafe crystal of unlikely usefullness, but i thought it was a fairytale.. never thought in a million years id see it in Hal's possession.

[standingpretty]

omg

[hackwriter]

I need to print up some flyers for my ex-girlfriend, I don't think she understood my friendliness levels.

[DuflickyHikari]

thanks dude

i was able to make my own "i am an expert" shirt

[reefer115]

Im a Brit and you good sir give British humor a good name.

[confuniverse]

I'll purchase your love. Do you accept Credit Card?? If not then I only have republic credits...

[vampiregoat69]

sounds alot like Ehow to become a stalker

[caslnor]

I'd like to purchase your love where can i buy it?

[StevenJamesBlack]

Goat =300,000!

[esehnono]

lol thats hilarious

[Coyseph]

Ehow do I make a shirt in small? Or you could make one?

[steelersdog22]

i came from the vudu spell one

[TheGeneralBurn]

i took his advice and it worked!

[MonoxideChild151]

1:39 WHO THE HELL IS THAT?

[Cliffjumper456]

you are one funny motherfucker. what country are you from?

[HASHlRAMA]

i heard you have to POKE DA FACE, like the lady gaga song.

[sammy1615]

Why eHow? o_O

[bigjohnson1]

no XXL?

ehow can i get blamesociety to make XXL "I'm An Expert" tshirts?

[Joeofiowa]

Your chances with the woman would immediately drop to zero when she realizes you still use Office 2003 to make your graphs.

[Tybalsagoth]

i like you're E-tard face style :D

[kitchen867]

neil hamburger?

[TheTinTrooper]

Hey, Hal. Dave Middleton here. Thanks for the advice. It worked perfectly. On a goat. I sacrificed her to Amun.

[DCdabest]

hmm.... this may be a silly question but,

Does anyone ever notice the fact that the Musket of the Cremlins is pointed at Hals temple in the opening shot of him and his stuff?....... looks like a bee is going to pull it as well....

[SSteViouS]

the music is cool

[ParkourKid919]

Ehow do I reach the plateu of Leng and summon a bowser from the mario world while doing a frontflip with a talking hotdog

[Thiefshead]

Where do you get that hot picture's of??XD

[GreasersRule865]

@Thiefshead

You mean that one with the goat?

[kodiack7777]

funny, reminds me of ask a ninja if he was monotone

[blamesociety2]

@miepmiep800 No need to apologize, I'll just put you on my list of people who I'll murder.

[MusoJTM]

@blamesociety2

Hahahaha, your actually pretty funny lol

[TheScornOfRunescape]

@blamesociety2 can i help?

[TheScornOfRunescape]

@blamesociety2 can i help? I actually used this video the other day to get a girl :D

[blamesociety2]

@TheScornOfRunescape I might like to know how you did it.

[caseychaos3601]

@blamesociety2 its because you had a chart. im quite sure its because you had that chart of friendliness levels.. lol

[TheComanderShepard]

@blamesociety2 NOOO!!! I THUMBED DOWN YOUR COMMENT!!!! I'm so sorry! Please don't murder me!

[Weikkah]

@miepmiep800 Thats why hes funny cas he is bored/acting bored

[CssHDmonster]

damn hal is richer then me! DAMN U! 

[ger608]

i think you have never fucked , so you're so bored nd you make this videos ...

its so painful men!

[Xiethetuber]

i am ACTUALLY going to try to get a girl using a brochure

[MegaPRESIDENT2012]

Hardest challenge. Keep up the good work!

[pkohler2010]

It's always goats. Yet Empire Market doesn't sell goats... although they did recently get a shipment of live chickens and flakes.

[compatflame9]

ehow do i stop getting killed by DEATH NOTE

[Cyber000000]

Hi Hal. How does gravity work?

[Eletromanisme]

that such a nice goat

[NorthTexasTornados]

hey aaron can you do another ehow soon

[Keegan1922]

ehow do I keep a yong nightospear from bighting my face off when I'm tryng to pet it.

[lobstertrainfilms]

I need one of those t-shirts

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

I took Hal Thompsons advice and now I'm dating MORGAN FAIRCHILD! Thank you Hal Thompson!

[zigzion]

I saw Aaron today while I was working at the airport, totally made my day. Keep up the good work guys.

[blamesociety2]

@zigzion Thanks for getting me through the airport without a pat-down!

[KyoToombs]

eWas it one of your goats that ate the 4th best star craft 2 commentator?

[ngobleus]

lol "I can ride the bus."

[auramaster543]

ehow do I get the mudkip from Alaska to stop

following me and taking pictures of me

[ClubPenguinStudios32]

eHow Do I find Nessie the Loch Ness Monster

[origamikiller012]

ehow do i get 1:39 minutes of my life back so i can watch this video agian

[magicringgirl]

Where do I get my own Unsafe Crystal of Unlikely Usefullness? Cause That's Just Awesome!!!

[NinjaNinjaMasters]

dear e-how there is a family of pandabears living under my stair case and they fart in my cereal every morning how do i get rid of them

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

I went to the place she goes regularly, and I told her about the sale on feelings, but she screamed and told me to get out of the woman's restroom.

[mrhwi]

ehow.... I dont have a question... I'm just a friendly, tech-savy native american

[dorr213]

I wish I had a clockwork hound.

[willsgotbeer]

i am william taylor

[bigmookie27]

eHow do I get stuff done?

[Madpolis7]

@bigmookie27 you simply need to use a gold fish

[Vereis]

I think goat spittle is a very attractive bathing material myself, even better than the mud of the damned.

[blamesociety2]

@Vereis It keeps the body clean

[willsgotbeer]

omg i am the guy on the related questions ''william taylor'' thank you hal for putting my comment on your show!!!

[blamesociety2]

@willsgotbeer You're welcome.

[Xiethetuber]

@willsgotbeer ahahahaha

[akerone89]

eHow do I get The Unsafe Crystal of Unlikely Usefulness?

I want to brew my own shirts...

[FlightSimXtreme]

eHow do I stop them from taking the candy?

[daniel2k22]

AAAAHHHHH!



[Chaingangsoldiernit]

eHow do I become an anime?

[c14skiller]

eHow do you want for christmas?

[Giorgakis96]

eWill you sent the t-shirts yourself

[blamesociety2]

@Giorgakis96 Yeah, I send them myself with a special message.

[rockdup99]

sorry Hal, already made mine

[crabid]

Release the clockwork hounds!

[NorthTexasTornados]

thanks aaron for answering my question can you and matt try to include me in your next video or something thanks

[FreeFireFull]

I have the potion and the crystal, but where do I find the sheep's nostrils?

[crocketgsxr6]

I gave her the pamphlet but she set it on fire and pepper sprayed me. How long do I wait before I give her another one, Is it like the three day phone call rule??

[batterieboy]

ehow do i purchase this item? i tried the link but it wasnt letting my buy

[ElectraOmega]

Three people are experts at clicking the wrong "Like" button.

[Robert697]

eHow do I click on the link?

[Iejierisk]

Ahhh, the Plateau of Leng on the friendliness levels chart got a chuckle out of me. Keep up the good work. :)

[eldergroan]

i do not posess the Unsafe crystal of Unlikely Usefulness, but i do have a stone skull. his name is Jasper.

[nn8nn]

ehow can i get your haircut?

[hattilde]

eHow do I acquire the shirt in size S?

[blamesociety2]

@hattilde Medium is pretty close.

[d0gm34t]

i want the shirt... wheres the link??

[blamesociety2]

@d0gm34t In the description bar underneath the video.

[Webberjo]

Do the shirts come in goat sizes?

[blamesociety2]

@Webberjo Goats wear medium ladies shirts, they're form fitting.

[blamesociety2]

@Webberjo They come in goat size π and Goat size ø

[JoeRDough]

Thank you hal thompson now I have all the sex

[LueyxLuey]

I always look forward to the eHow videos. I always laugh, then I show my friends, and we all laugh. Usually I watch it again after that and laugh some more. Thanks for always making my day.

[blamesocietyfilms]

@LueyxLuey You're very much welcome. 

[mustang6172]

eHow much cotton is in that shirt by percentage?

and if it is more than 50% cotton

eHow can I purchase one in a men's size 2X?

[blamesocietyfilms]

@mustang6172 I'm afraid there isn't a 2X, but perhaps in the future.

[PhilWithCoffee]

eHow can I get into whacky misadventures with a group of friends, a friendly yet talkative dog, and a 1969 VW Bus in-order to find the unsafe crystal of unlikely usefulness? I'd like to beat Prof. Jones and his sidekick, Shia-tround to it.

[Xipz]

eHow do I make the funny?

[kujasbride230]

ehow to I become a sparkly vampire like Damian Nightshayde?

[obliterator789]

ehow to warp speed

[RabidDog008]

I'll try this next time. The feelings bit, as I don't have lice... anymore. Thanks Hal!

[WeltenbrandBM]

I just found out that my garden pond is inhabitat by a tribe of fishmen. eHow do you best cook a Deep One? Is mustardy sauce better suitable than garlic one?

[shemhead]

eHow do I get an amazing horse that tastes like raisins and makes sweet lemonade?

[iluvcheezitsheyhey]

I just want to say that this Hal episode was wonderful. Not that they all aren't, but I just got such joy from watching this. Maybe it was the smiling goat.

eHow do I get the money to purchase your feelings? Do the banks of the goblins create good money loans?

[oOoxelAoOo]

I want an unsafe crystal of unlikely usefulness!

[kujasbride230]

@oOoxelAoOo ME TOO! Everyone should have an unsafe crystal of unlikely usefulness!!! :D

[23Belligerent]

Ehow do i ward off a Snookie.

[jackisback18]

2 people can't make a good flyer

[thepurplecrystalz]

ewhere's my goat?

[chrisrowl]

Will you marry me?

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

it's not letting me order it :'(

[Spintye]

Ethereal Plane*

[clunny77]

loving this eHow series

[Ipfree549]

I love the Unsafe crustal of unlikely usefulness!

[pantheratigrisbeta]

I'd love to get a t-shirt but I'd be swimming in the sizes that you have available. Any chance you'll be making shirts in some smaller sizes soon?!

[run4urlyfe380]

ehow do you tell if your friend is nyralthotep

[joehagen1]

eHow do i make lots of money???

[451ianDragonist]

Awwww... the Peace Fleet of Canada question deserved its own video.

[AARST]

eHow do I install eHow on my iHow without running into vampire bats?

[branko1717]

Plateau of Leng!! OMG, you're the best Hall.

And friendliness is higher there :D

[Qermaq]

I would enjoy a zeppelin escapade.

[Klemmins]

Why must the shirt be in white?!?!? You need something for us lightly complexioned folk who can't wear white.

[The0Burger0King]

>:O Expert T-Shirts! I want one!

[1994AcdcFan]

I must say (write) that I really admire (yeah I know it's properly spelled wrong but you get the idea) all the random names for the potions and gems (or crystals) you guys come up with

[MrRalexanderb]

Hi Hal, I'm.. Me.

eHow do I replace my items without interrupting the spirits?

[drulli6]

ehow do i simply walk into mordor?

[drulli6]

plateu of leng? wtf is that? lol

[onmyown12]

E-how, why should we blame the society?

[blva888]

Ehow much does a goat cost? Well a mixed breed is usually $ 40 to $100, while a purebred is usually between $100 and $ 400.

[TheVislo]

ehow does one manage to ship so many at one time?

[jpbkidvid]

Ehow do I succesfully sue Canada?

[maorbe100]

It's the bast eHow you ever made. And I'm going to buy the t-shirt only because of that video.

[nashbud13]

I guess 0 people already know how to........ Holy Shit 0 People dislike I cant work with this!

[Menegoth]

eHow do I ask questions!

[1BustedMyth]

Can't think of anything funny to say,  I have eHow block

[pooluke41]

Ehow do I Ehow

[jacobybelgium]

Darn I wasn't in this one...

[watcher8o]

ehow can I get that shirt in 2XL if I can't make one myself?

[cheseeh]

i did this and she kicked me in the balls, ehow do i get my balls to stop hurting

[legoFin101]

ehow do I get a chicken to stop kissing me

[RetributionAngel]

@legoFin101 throw corn... that will distract the chick

[Naturality]

I had already ordered before you uploaded this video. eDoes this make me an expert?

[blamesociety2]

@Naturality Yes, welcome.

[buggyboo81]

@blamesociety2 i ate the magic spaghetti as well. am i an expert?

[XethBan]

@Naturality

Ah, whoops, accidentally hit dislike on your message while I was scrolling down, sorry. >_<

[Naturality]

@XethBan Not to worry, the ratings are pretty meaningless anyway. :P

[VonDrakenstorm]

eHow do I unwrap the space-time continuum around my math teacher?

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[TheIrredeemable]

Ehow about some more D&D Monser Man?.....

[FabisPlaysGames]

I have a question: Is the shipping worldwide?

Oh wait... i meant eWhere will you send the shirts?

[blamesociety2]

@FabisPlaysGames Yeah, I'll do it.

[CounterNerd]

@blamesociety2

Can you send me one for free? :D

D: my birthday was on 14th november. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[ld0ne]

Sales Whore lol

[Jazzyz15]

I love the shirt! :D

[CounterNerd]

eHow do I get nice hair like you, eHal?

[RetributionAngel]

@CounterNerd use a goat :D

[jeannewilkinson]

What a fabulous t-shirt!!! Whoever made it must be an expert.

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[raptorgod9]

ehow do i get to know what will happen to chad vader???