After Hours - How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You

[Jaye3rd89]

I think cereal wouldnt be as fun if they was spelled correctly....

[Jaye3rd89]

You can't say that to a girl...

[tricksterhuaun]

"Kids don't know it cause they're idiots"

Couldn't agree with you more.

[navoria]

I laughed so f*cking hard when he said: "I can feel your breath on my weenier." LMFAO

[andre2597]

and that why you buy generic cereal its cheap and taste the same

[ignatz2000]

Jesus, I never noticed this before, but Soren's hair is really, really thin.

I'd still hit it, though.

[TheMagmagoblin]

@ignatz2000 That's Dan.

[DeadCamper]

Even though I love these and can't stop watching, I can't shake the feeling that you guys just lift all your material from The Nostalgia Critic. :S

[tredlow]

@DeadCamper

Nah, NC does reviews, these guys do analysises. Analisees. Analysi?

Anyway, some jokes might overlap, but NC is mostly about pointing out what does and doesn't work in a movie/TV show, while After Hours is more about how movies and TV shows have patterns and recurring themes and the theories behind them.

[someprsn14]

Cereal comes in bags? HA!

[slowpobro]

Why aren't they eating cereal?

[DarthSyid]

* I will suck your dicks for meeelk* I woke everyone in the house laughing!

[crunchdoggie]

Swaim's pictures always have the right amount of naked girls

[VirtulentEggnog]

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX?!

Oh, right, bleached starchy sugar pellets and styrofoam "marshmallows".

[drw4ever57]

and i should know i had a thing with ectocooler...fuckin priceless

[CrzyEX]

got milk?

[lazylazymule]

I am soooo glad i found these. they're hilarious.

[DevanLund]

Oh shit, Frankenberry comin'.

[MiketheCabbie]

Although I haven't eaten pre-sweetened cereal for years, I gotta say, the closest thing to the cereal equivalent of crack for me would have to be Fruity Pebbles. Gimme a whole box and a gallon of milk, and they'll be gone in about 20 minutes.

[SuperSporian]

I GET THAT KEITH STONE IS AWESOME NOW STOP SHOWING ME THA AD

[Anim1013]

I actually cant stand the all those marshmallows in Lucky Charms.

[aerohawkproductions]

dude, avgn is copying this. but its called over analyzers on their webpage

[KirrrstenD]

I freakin' love marshmallow matey's!

[Imspidey3000notyou]

five people are cereal mascots.

[beccaday123]

how is alpha bits spelt wrong?

[Rakknar]

@beccaday123 It's supposed to be read as "Alphabets".

[keybladekid0]

I would be deeply saddened, but not surprised if 96% of the people who saw this didn't know who "Omar" from "The Wire" was.

[MrGENERALHIGH]

apple jacks mascot was a black guy racing an apple for a bowl of ceral

[SirGabriel2076]

3:45 "Because Poor Literacy is KEWL"

Linkara did a comic book review on Superman meets Quik Bunny.

[lasers0pewpew]

@SirGabriel2076 Oh My God, a Linkara reference. I love you.

[polarbearmask]

@lasers0pewpew ugh, linkara sucks

[rosenhacker]

@polarbearmask What's it like to be wrong?

[polarbearmask]

@rosenhacker i stopped watching him when his stupid story and annoying unfunny characters took up half of his 40 minute review

[DenOfVipers]

@polarbearmask Linkara is as funny as the widening gap between the rich and poor in my country.

[polarbearmask]

@DenOfVipers no hes not, i hate his fucking stupid characters and "plots" he always shoves into his reviews

[DenOfVipers]

@polarbearmask That was a criticism, not praise.

[polarbearmask]

@DenOfVipers damn dyslexia...

[ImGoin2Boston]

Seriously, cereal comes in bags?

[bambs3]

Marshmallow mateys rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jorgeleal86]

i love her

[davincent98]

@gumstuckinmybraces woooooooooooooooookieeeeeeeeee­

[DWarrior4]

This is genius and funny

[CrzyEX]

rofl swaim

[CrzyEX]

tits or GTFO



[glenpiper11]

GOTTA HAVE MY SUGAR CRISPS/GOLDEN CRISPS

[adamcasey25]

Hooray for geek philosophers!

[AndiEmly]

Marshmallow mateys are the shit.

[ImGoin2Boston]

LOL Ceral comes in bags?!

[lerasai]

Soren is so cute and naive somehow! xD

[asanchez1572]

"But the authorities are our friends" He sounded so innocent and silly

[rikerbot]

Marshmallow Mateys rules....

[batboyjhg]

I can feel your breath on my wiener,

[rroknarf]

@batboyjhg I'll take a step back.

[Marievska]

I WANT MORE.

[Bettinabarta]

I can't get enough of these! I watch them over and over and over...maybe i should get outside more, no?

[adept91]

Why the hell haven't they posted the latest, "Which ninja turtle are you?"

[Trevnyah]

I fucking love how Soren's intro font is Harabara.

[slayerOFsquirrels]

they make him watch!!

[musicfan1107]

I love this series!

[KSkrode]

Marshmallow Mateys are fucking awesome.

[metzqwurk]

Funnier still, the YouTube advertisement that came up was for breakfast cereal...

[ninjaboonbab767]

nobody loves you

[Gilgamesh238]

Why don't these videos have more views?

[JustusGregorius]

he said golden krisps twice...

[futurestoryteller]

@JustusGregorius

Thank you CaptainObvious

[JustusGregorius]

@futurestoryteller Thank you Lieutenant Sarcasm

[futurestoryteller]

@JustusGregorius No, I'm General Irony, Lieutenant Sarcasm was KIA

[JustusGregorius]

@futurestoryteller how is any of this ironic...?

[futurestoryteller]

@JustusGregorius My god... (*revelation*) you're an idiot!

[JustusGregorius]

@futurestoryteller or a troll, or maybe your being a asshole for no reason...

[futurestoryteller]

This needs to be a half hour/hour program on cable television. Sometimes I wish this is all you guys would do.

[SalientK]

This is the only Cracked video series that I like. Please, for the love of FSM, don't let it die.

[NaveedKoval]

wait what about agents?

[magmos]

@SalientK You don't like Agents of Cracked?

[ulunited]

i can't express how much i love this

[JustusGregorius]

It's like the wire, but everyone is Omar... LOL

[Ioannx]

3:28 insert phallus

[DroveThemInsane]

... I never thought of it like that. CURSE YOU CEREAL MAKERS!!

[LickNizo]

apple jacks dont even taste like apples......

exactly

[TheSpechin]

hanged* himself in the closet. sorry it is my pet peeve. great video though

[RayesArmstrong]

Where did she get a can of whipped cream in a restaurant?

[TofuPenguin1]

Who else paused it at 2:28 ?

[RaneInfernum]

Anybody notice how at like 0:57 that chick looked at Swaim's shirt really confusedly? And that at 1:04, it looks like she says something?

[Dosmosable]

@RaneInfernum There's no cream on his shirt. It's a Ralph Lauren polo shirt. There is a little emblem of a man on a horse there, it's just to small to pick up on this.

[RaneInfernum]

@Dosmosable Haha, yeah I realized that after I posted the first comment. I thought I deleted it to be honest, but apparently I didn't.

[Spongesponger]

I like this show.

[Marioroops]

Hilarious 

[PureZephyr156]

swaim is the best

[Gaidhlig1090]

I wanna do that chick in the mouth

[geekrichieuk]

two in a week, this is what I subbed for too! awesome :) Also - I don't get this one im afraid - These cereal mascots and adverts carry accross the atlantic :(

[groupthinker1984]

Thanks for turning your blog articles into sketches so I don't have to read.

The format is ok but the theme song needs work.

[foodleman06]

@groupthinker1984 why do you give a shit about the theme song? you fuck

[groupthinker1984]

@foodleman06 Because thats what us fucks do. We give a shit.

[breastfedTV]

loooool

[ryunelson]

I hope to god there will be more of these!

[0BatGirl0]

Kids really are stupid. I just rewatched a movie I loved as a kid. Oh boy was it bad.

I was apparently a total retard.

So yeah, you can get away with anything when it comes to children, must make working in advertising for cereal and toys so easy.

[hellzBrother]

@0BatGirl0 true true

[Slug99]

These videos are made of win. It's like Tarantino worked for Cracked or something.

[HeartAttack1990]

Is it normal that I, as a heterosexual male, am attracted to Michael Swaim?

[JDLupus]

@HeartAttack1990 Hell yes. Now, is it normal that I, as a heterosexual male, have had two dreams in the last week where I have upset Michael Swaim and then spend the remainder of the dream begging him for forgiveness?

[HeartAttack1990]

@JDLupus Shame on you for even upsetting him in the first place. Others than that, yes.

[IWEK1804]

I just can't belive how true it all sounds :D

[TheKayasto]

rule 34?

[MusicTewns]

It has that guy from the news show :D best show host EVER. This show's actually amazing.

[SunGawdRa]

Again, that's why Corn Pops are superior.

[rcon1012]

click :53 over and over again. sounds like mario jumping.

[Designandrew]

I wish college humor would buy cracked and a new superpower of awesomeness would be born. Or at least they could buy swaim.

[justsigninguptowatch]

"It's basically just meth and milk."

Mmm.

[JonDallas22]

mentioning the wire = win

[jacktchance]

I love After Hours. It's up there with Cracked TV.

[DougsPenguin]

favorite quote: But the authorities are our friends. Lmao!

[Harusama]

lmao xD

.. sad part is.. I'm addicted to cereal

[gremshula]

I'm happy that more of this series have shown up. I approve!

[stripysocks7]

Ahh yes! Now in 720p HD. That's the main advantage to watching these on YouTube.

[Entamrik]

Best serial on Cracked, painful pun intended

[Blainne1]

I thumbs up cracked videos before I see them, never have I been disappointed! Btw my League of Legends accnt is Michael Swaim! Pwnin noobs for ya Swaim!!

[Aeqelable]

This was pretty good.

[Benpurple4]

0:01 It's not loading at all, I'll assume shitty fucking ads fucking my asshole. Thanks youtube for violating my tube like I'm some sort of fuck-pony.

[jbear0000]

I hope this is just the beginning of a new series.

[vash2024]

@jbear0000 This is already the 5th in the series, if you missed the others

[Anastranstiphia]

so bad it's good

[samm90037]

i will suck ur dick for milk!!!!!!!!!!!

[sbobsp83]

@samm90037 ditto!

[henshinman]

@samm90037 i bet you would

[supaMBT]

heh...what the heck is swaim reading on the pot?

[AgentMidnight]

3:18 is the best moment ever

[TooPrettyToDie]

1.



[igordotnet]

Swaim!



[davevexer]

yeah SWAIM