Brett The Intern!

[junexXxbug]

dude....your eyebrows are out of control. funny vid though.

[SilentShadowsofDeath]

lolz funny

[BrettTheIntern]

Wow, you must have REALLY laughed out loud here.

[mikey190]

Just wanted to say love your work, and wondered if you are planning to do more dramatic slants on your work like the Virgin Epilogue, I know most people subscribe for your sense of humour but i'd really like to see more of your creativity in film making.

Mikey :)

[HugeDickNick]

Brett the Intern you suck!! stop talking and go flush yourself down the toilet you piece of shit!

[BrettTheIntern]

Yes sir, right away sir.

[HugeDickNick]

good aleast your smart enough to follow directions. Unlike lisanova.

[PromotingGlobalPeace]

LOL... I subbed to ya Brett.

[Writer954]

Lisa was right he is funny.

[BrettTheIntern]

Lizzy, you take that back RIGHT NOW!

(thanks)

- BrettTheIntern -

[Writer954]

Take what back ?

[BrettTheIntern]

Your compliment, silly. I was just messing around.

[Writer954]

Oh so you were just joking.

[PromotingGlobalPeace]

I feel left out. You put comments on soooo many peoples channel comments and you don't do anything with mine LisaNova! What's up with that, aren't I likeable?

[BrettTheIntern]

Hmm...I may not be Lisa Nova, but I still read your comment and am jealous of your beard :)

[PromotingGlobalPeace]

lol... yeah... but you're not the pretty and popular girl here. She ignores me. :=(

I cry every night because she has never talked to me since I have been on here. I should do a Chris Crocker scene on Lisa Nova... lol... LEAVE LISA NOVA ALONE!

Maybe I am only amusing myself. Who cares as long as Lisa sees me here acting a fool for her attention! How long must you ignore me Lisa?!! HOW LONG must you ignore the bearded man? Maybe I will do this to every video 'till she says something. :)

[PromotingGlobalPeace]

I was being facetious in my first comment yet I do feel left out but not crying about it. I don't mind her advertising on my channel though as long as it' not too often. I wish I could shave more often but I have very bad allergies to metal, so can't do it too often. I missed the bot fiasco around here and felt left out during that. I had another username during that time and was subbed to her. I just wanted to say that she can advertise on my channel comments though.

[PromotingGlobalPeace]

BOTic ADVERTISEMENT... lol

[PromotingGlobalPeace]

You're fun Lisa.. don't misunderstand my poking at you, there's not even a hint of dislike in my facetiousness. I plan to do my next video on you on my VideoPuppet channel. If I got half a brain enough to find a way to parody you in a funny way. I mean what video of yours is funny? I can't find any of them! Rofl

[Lillemy1]

Hi brent..im avaliable..lol

Maybe I will make a "date me online video" wanna join? haha!

Cool video!

*****

:)

Hilde

[simonz350]

Brett I think you are hilarious man... and clever as hell. Youtube rule #1: Let haters hate, just keep up your confidence and you will be fine... I don't have much exposure myself but get an occasional rude comment, it's all good baby just let it fuel the fire.

Peace and love man,

James

[CloanLabs]

What the hell is so great about this? How was this a better contest entry than the 12 Batman ripoffs that made it into the "190 Mentioned Videos" file or the naked jewish chick from Yale with 6 vids up of lame songs?

I guess DaveDays, Skexyphil and Ugakay had to demonstrate that even males are allowed to win their clique's contest too?

[pichkari8636]

OMG THIS IS HYSTERICAL <33

[BrettTheIntern]

Reason #37 why you're cool: You're from Canada.

[MontrealM]

We get the idea.

[Trebor75317]

Wow. Brett, seems like you are really reading your comments. thats cool.

And your video is funny. 4 Stars.

[BrettTheIntern]

I'll take 4 outta' 5 (thank you).

And yes, I try to read what I can (I'm so damn curious).

[parleipoppit]

*nightmares*

[smallandlarge]

he talks so fast!

[xXYewTewbXx]

i hate whores im a compulsary liar and i love sluts , rofl that made me laugh

[smivadee]

I actually found this guy pretty funny, thanks for posting this Lisa, I'm off to subscribe

[BrettTheIntern]

Thank you for your kind words. It's nice to read a non "you're gay/you suck/go die" comment :)

[fbfiveohv3]

someone please put this man to death

[BrettTheIntern]

Wow Brian, that was a pretty harsh comment to a guy that has done nothing wrong to you.

Sorry you didn't enjoy this.

[fbfiveohv3]

welcome to the internet, sir. the land of gross hyperbole and violent overreaction. in reality, i hope you live a long and swell life.

[BrettTheIntern]

Ya' know what...this comment was a better addition. A well-worded and honest reply comment.

But yes, I'm quite familiar with the internet (and the haters that frequent it).

[DaWhip]

Well I HATE your mom's dick. It's just a lil' on the chubby side. Nothing against your dad's dick but how do they do it? Do they just like mash their choads until babies pop out their asses or what. Or did you cut a v-section in your infant self using your mom's DICK and birth yourself? I'll think the situation over this could use use some investigation. Any help is appreciated.

[gregair]

Can we go for beers instead of dinner?

[BrettTheIntern]

All right Greg, but you're buying.

[agcurbaisti]

Meh

[lange838]

This is a fuckin awfull video. No wonder it has so little views, people are turning off after 15 seconds.

[farmgirlnicole]

are you gay?

[azulalivia]

i m subscribed for a lot, and i hate this stupid video. i hope i never see this stupid dud anymore. thanks. love you Lisa

[BrettTheIntern]

It was nice meeting you too, have a nice day :)

[DaWhip]

I'll fart on your mom you silly fuck

[BrettTheIntern]

I'll pass along the message (thanks).

[DaWhip]

I'll pass your mom's dick along (cum)

[Jeem78]

I am sorry but this guy is a major fud! this aint funny, and it aint you. . . why is someone else posting on you're site? obviously he's yr mate and is doin it for a laugh but it aint u. . . hmmm, it aint lisa nova. . . is it?? so, sorry let them do thier own thing.. promote them! yeah! but. . . do YOUR own thing!!!!!

luv u,

keep up the good work!

pout for me!! ( i do apologise if i was offensive, kinda worried in every way!)

some days yr the pigeon others yr the statue. . . j

[tiamtheelf]

Interesting lad, there is no way I can argue with what you just said. I totally concur. He seems as if he's rated by friends and family rather than the public. That's my opinion.

However, what does your last phrase refer to?

"some days yr the pigeon others yr the statue."

[Jeem78]

some days yr the pigeon - (The one who poos on those below)

some days yr the statue - ( the one below)

[TotalAmputation360]

He acts like john Travolta. His facial expressions, and the way he moves his head around.

[BrettTheIntern]

I'll take that as a compliment (thank you).

[TotalAmputation360]

lol ya it is

[HitlerFrogProduction]

who doesnt love sluts

[cjb2472]

looking to wine dine and 69. lol. this guys funny

[funkyfinkey]

sorry to be mean....but this video had a few funny moments but as a whole sucked.....sorry....

[edwinsgeneration]

i wouldn't say it sucked. It felt preachy, but it is Very hard to improv a whole scene with no editing the way he did so he gets major kudos! Brett's a good guy!

[ourvinylcollection]

meh!

[evchenko]

This guy is a prick

[Yamakashi1]

no, he isn't.

you stupid fuck ;)

[evchenko]

lol :D

[evchenko]

lol :D

[xxkate152xx]

"i've had one ex gf. i do not like sluts. i'm a compulsive liar. i love sluts." hahaha.

[ddstar]

whoa stop talking so fast.

[killerdude003]

LOOOLL

[ikeusa]

This guy will not survive the downturned economy.

[chrestian]

why is his life mission to get subscribed talking bollox?

[tlasz24]

He's so Jewish

[TwilightLover430]

who cares?

[irszgatti]

why do i see this again in my subscribed videos? I've seen it... i dont like to see these popping up more than once.

[JAMiLAx3]

oh wow he is one hilarious boy =)

[filmcaesar]

Congrats Bret

[kealakhe]

hahahahahahahaha loved it

[Etan122]

U B 1 Funny dude.

[ArelyJoana]

I agree! :)

[dizzyink85]

Oh dammit. I've been unemployed for way longer than BrettTheIntern and I haven't posted a damn thing to YouTube. Way to make me feel worse, Brett.

[BrettTheIntern]

Yeah, I'm sorry. Well, if it makes you feel better, I still haven't gotten a job and I was threatened with a multi-million dollar lawsuit by NBC Universal.

[dizzyink85]

That does make me feel better. Thanks! Just make sure things stay that way.

[jimijimi3]

Brett! what are they suing you for? (p.s. I'm TomTom from blogtv)

[Moosekid]

urgh not funny. Stop trying to be "random"

[FoamingAnus]

agreed.

[shuaiflip]

Hell air i ass

[rdgdjog3227]

My listening is very poor

so I don't known what he said

[jbcdinc]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! he said pee and pooping!

[wannabeweasel]

freakin pee head

[sammy1149]

u are soo gay

[BrettTheIntern]

Oh shit, really?

Thanks for the comment Sammy.

[corneliusb70]

btw, as a woman..you nee to learn to stop talking...

[myaa2913]

I've never felt the need to commment on a video before...you are awesome

[BrettTheIntern]

Wow, I inspired you to comment on a video?

Thank you, you just made my day.

[Honeybrown0219]

That was good.....that was really good.

[Crazylogie]

Check out my channel and DO AS THE ORANGE BASTARD SAYS !!!!

[ZachLaughs]

this channel...is turning to garbage

learn to talk kid

[BrettTheIntern]

Thanks for the comment Zachary (and subscribing).

*strange

[WiiMiiGirl7]

he is funny

[scobla]

this guy talks too fast. cent get it why he wont look for a real job loool

[halfNhalf3]

hahahahaha this guy is funny

made me smile

i miss ya lisa! come back soon tho

[DaytimeName]

Oh and I rated this video poor.

[DaytimeName]

What the fuck happened to Lisa? The only reason I subscribed was to watch her!! :@ *pumps fist*

[Chick6517]

A beautiful car that if I had hit while he made that turn would have sued for it and painted it red. :>)

[jokerplainview]

That was actually funny. This dude has some talent. Bi-polar comedy is hard to do. Having one thought and completely doing the opposite in the same breath. Robin Williams and Kevin Nealon are masters.

[BrianAwalsh]

Lisa Nova you rock!! Love how down to earth you are! <3

Thanks for the advice! =]

-Tiny Monster

Brian.

[600RR4Life]

you funny.

[roninangel]

very funny, good luck!!!

[littleshawty123]

UGLY

[nurulxxx]

but funny as hell!

[BrettTheIntern]

...but still ugly.

[TylerTheHomie]

haha very funny,you got talent.

[nurulxxx]

i was gna hav a go at u 4 saying he is ugly then i realised u are him!! LOL bretttheintern...

[RockrFilms]

wait i thought you already announced the 3 winners...?

[greenadore]

haha i love how you slipped in that you love coke... hilarious!!

[PinkTacoBell]

Green...This isn't his account, it's Lisa's. You'd have to go to his and comment, if he has it posted. If you have any other struggles you need help with, most of which I'm guessing you don't even realize; give me a shout. ;-)

[greenadore]

what the hell are talking about. im completely sober if thats what you were motioning at. you really dont think he has been checking out the comments on this page? yah.. okay.

[BrettTheIntern]

Nah, that Brett kid doesn't even know how to read :)

[girlyou39]

He was said to be found at a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies winked to him.

[mrcrackerfeld]

how far did they have to kiss novas feet before she promotes them?

[mdViciad0]

I would kiss lisa nova feets without being promoted :D

[mrcrackerfeld]

even if theyve been resting on perez hiltons dead carcass?

[mdViciad0]

:X, dead is not a nice word when its to kiss :D

[JamieVort3x]

wine, dine and 69 ROFL

[lukngud]

He is the BEST of the Lisa Nova-I want a vacation-Videos!

[tiuric77]

Pretty damn good lad!!

[RawRxChellY]

i love de way he says

"i h8 sluts, im a conpusive liar, i love sluts"

haha

[Mudd0000]

this is what won????

[DaveDaysRocksss]

Crap,I wanted he to win!

[17hands]

ok - that was pretty awesome

[tomatenpeller]

I'm here to ruin your life

[jtjrmoney8]

i had sex with my girlfriend last night and we DID use a condom!

[Dejo22]

the fist 1/4 I thought had potential. The other 3/4.. repeated the 1/4.

[pixiebottom]

agree

[jfdnva]

bla bla bla

that's funny

[Aries0913]

awesomeness

[masterbrum]

Lol! It is really awesome how you can work your speech fastly. Very nice work indeed! ^^

[RICHANDROS]

wine dine 69 haaaaaaa

[FroMHe11]

Wahahahaha goood stuff mannn funny good stuff!!

Well scritped, good humor, perfect landing!

Suscribed,

Matt.

[downhill240]

A new subscriber to Brett the Intern here! LOL

[TylerTheHomie]

haha Brent,you're a pretty funny guy. I think your a pretty reasonable guy,you should deff. check out my videos =]

[bbubbles93]

this is amazing! haahaahaahaa lol :D

[ThaDeToX]

i lol'd

[exuo]

he aint that funny...

[jhakana]

I agree, nor is lisa nova, shes got some ok vids, but putting this on her channel?

[chabab]

he's friggin fast talker.

cool!

[ttto]

GAY

[mrlonely727]

Cute guy...I like your another photo at the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^BTW, do you hook up age gap relationship there?

[micaelgerosa]

now that should have been your number one.... simple.. funny and with very good taste

[BrettTheIntern]

Wow, thank you Micael. I knew there was a reason I liked people from Brazil.

(ps - thanks for subscribing)

[kittylove5555]

gay kid

[BrettTheIntern]

Yup, agreed. I'd rather go see a hippo pee & poop. Keep up the good work!

Shit, was that mean?

- BrettTheIntern -

[kittylove5555]

yea, i'de rather see that too. way to stalk my channel. thanks for your support. :)

[yosoyian]

" I rated you 5 starts allnight long"??? ^_^!!! [laughing out loud]

[amsterz14]

Absolutely entertaining, this guy is great.

[kinglonewolf104]

Lol, absolutely hilarious. The outtake at the end is funny too, I wonder if he managed it all in 2 takes or whether it took like 50 or so?

&eB

[BrettTheIntern]

Wonderful question.

Answer: about 50 takes sounds right, hah.

[franklinlevy]

he is funny!!! nice job!

[zythepsarian]

lol great stuff

[GowPSP2000]

LOL, I hate sluts, i'm a compulsive liar, I love sluts... LOL!!!

[gasang1]

your funny guy

-archie

[domlamb]

lol, I subbed to him.

[HeIIsBeIIs]

......a cooooool guy

[HeIIsBeIIs]

you look like the guy from heros..cyler

( erm i dont think it's spelt like that )

he plays the new spock

[buffilms]

very fun

[OMGyoumakemewannaLOL]

haha

[Firithfenion]

He is a good and fast speaker. He could sell used cars or insurances...

[Syntox]

Or Micromachines...