Bullsh*t Relationship Quotes!

[MrBigaar]

your just not my type

[KrfNYC2]

"I don't even know you. And how do you get in my house?"

[allforrock4]

"I don't deserve you". Translation: "You're psychotic! I'm fear for my life when you're in the same room!"

[TheZachary86]

love the mayonnaise and ketchup analogy

[OpForUnMaker]

You're too nice. WTF!?

[jigglybacon]

"im just not ready yet" >.>

[666MJR]

The phrase I hate the most and I get it a lot in a while is: "You are too young for me", sky, help me with this, what does it mean ? In only get this phrase from women over 32. I'm 24, I just want to bang them, they are married, they want sausage, other than their husbands, what is the problem here ?

[ChaosGameing]

"I won't tell my boyfriend" you told your boyfriend

[wildwelshman22]

I just don't see how things can work at the moment loool

[mirandasblog]

The worse one is "you're just...um out of my league"

[mirandasblog]

this is sooooo true!

[sophisticatedtw]

Hahaha Wow! Say it like you mean it! Hahaha

[KeithWasHere1]

hmmm ive been rejected for being "too technical,too smart,too much of a nice guy" ive been broken up with cause "im just not ready for a serious relationship and marriage and everything" even those SHE was the one that talked about it nonstop for 9 months and i just agreed with her and proposed to shut her the fuck up about it!! then she breaks up with me 2 weeks after i loose a good job to chase a fat fuck with an inheritance!

[KeithWasHere1]

i like the "im only 18/19 and im not ready for such a serious relationship" translation.."i want to go and fuck whatever has a heartbeat!" or the classic "I just fell out of love with you,im sorry"...translation "im fucking whatever has a heartbeat behind your back and have been since day 3"

[billymayer1000]

but seriously

girl:you dont talk to me enough *breaks up with you without any effort of changing anything*

*girl finds a new guy the next day*

yes, my first ever fling was with a slut that dumped me for some douchebag i hate, and treated her like shit when I am a nice guy......

[yTubeBlowsBigBalls]

@billymayer1000 Your the douche for sucking up to women so you can get their attention.

[billymayer1000]

@yTubeBlowsBigBalls what the hell are you talking about? Piss off troll

[billymayer1000]

"I just can't get over how ugly you are" .....Oh come one, tell me you have heard that one?!?! just kidding ; )

[ThePanuch69]

It's not me it's you!

[brwnblakpower6]

your just not my type

[SDCMG1]

Girl;we're not together Guy; is that what you want; Girl; nope but that is best for you

[yTubeBlowsBigBalls]

@SDCMG1 In other words: You better get away from me because the guy I banged behind your back had hepatitis and gave it to me.

[RogerwilcoFoxtrot]

I've heard this for the overwhelming majority of my break-ups

MAN:

"Why do you want to break up? Can we work it out? Can I fix it?"

WOMAN:

"I don't know why, it's just how I feel... I don't want to talk about it anymore..."

[CyBeRdEmOn1234]

"Leave me alone. Get away from me, you creep".

Translation: "Follow me home, then watch me undress through my window."

[Parralyzed]

@CyBeRdEmOn1234 LOL

[niriop]

"Get away from me you freak!"

Translation: "You need to try harder than that..."

[TheIceMurder]

"I think we have grown apart" = she's tired of faking her orgasms when you try to please her with your pencil sized dick.

[jmendez1014]

we are 2 different people,this isnt working out,we are just not meant to be

[MortiCarthago]

Vivaldi!

[carnypimp]

All girls are whores when you act like a ass they cheat then act as if you deserve it. Fucking relationships are over rated!

[LukeTheFlook]

"im just not a relationship kind of girl"...= i want to fuck you but i dont want to fuck ONLY you!.....

[MRX31605]

i like you but only as a friend = fuck off you will never and i mean never score with me

[MRX31605]

i dont feel a connection anymore = you dick ain't all that i found a bigger one

[MRX31605]

we need some time apart = im fucking someone else behind your back deal with it

and if i get bored i'll come back to your dumbass

[kingpedro36]

We need a break so I can become a better person.

[psychocookie89]

"i'm done with you" still dont get what she ment. :))

[pm11237]

"I have committment issues". Translation: Im gonna go and see if I can get the ball rolling with the other girl and if it doesn't work out I'll come back to you and i'll be "committed". Suck my balls...and I dont even have balls :).

[ibmsony101]

Translation: [ I am only turned on by assholes who treat me like crap because I am a naughty girl] Good riddance.

[obadhai03]

"I don't want kids". Translation: I don't want kids with YOU.

[punklifee]

I'm not ready for a relationship...

[MrBlane47]

do another one of these

[wingedpwnage]

I wanna be more than freinds but not with you but hey we can still be freinds

[scottwill19]

Girl - but i dont want to have sex yet, you will think im fat

(complement me now or its over)

[TheGabbieBaybee]

"We need to take a break"

[mind23shift]

girl-lets break up

(you have a small dick)

[wildwormy10]

How did u not use we should just be friends. Translation:i never wanna see your face again

[toontownpenny8]

"I'm going to hang with my girl friends tonight."

Translation : " I'm going to go have sex with another man. See you later! "

[MegLuvzLife]

I stumbled upon this when I was checkin on the Katy perry w out make up one.This dude is freakin hilarious! You now have another fan and I am totally subing!Love this guy!

[carnypimp]

Anyone other than myself want to punch a bitch in the face when she uses we should see other people as a break up line? If so thumbs up!

[photomitch]

The "Bullshit Quotes' that I often had to put up with in my first relationship was, "Why do you love me ?". I had to hear this for 11 years and got tired of it. My partner was nerotic and insecure and drove me crazy with this. What do you think?

[carnypimp]

@photomitch I think your partner had no ideal why they loved you. If indeed if they loved you.

[Sephitron]

@photomitch Dude I feel you on this one! My ex would always ask me the same question and I would have to try and make up new things to show my appreciation of her. It gets old really quick, girls don't do ask this!

[aussiebear22]

The worst one any man on the planet doesn't want to hear from a hot girl.

=> "Let's be friends."

[venticyanide]

@aussiebear22

"Let's be friends", aka "Let's neither be friends nor lovers"

[TheZachary86]

@aussiebear22 ouch!

[vamtheanomaly]

"I dont want to mess up what we have" -

Translation : I really dont care about you except for what you can do for me

[kimmeco2]

quote-"I don't feel anything"

translation:I Just wanted you for anal sex

[hArbingeRofDumb]

Thumbs up if u like his smile at 1:34

[hArbingeRofDumb]

At 0:33 see the spit falling from his mouth.



[betterdropdatdonk]

Quote - "I need some time alone. Were having a break."

Translation - "I'm tired of you and I want to bang freely again."

[Myafas]

how is it, my ex can say to me "we need to talk" i already no its gna be bad so i ask her and she's like "not necessarily" then break up with me? and because "I thought when it would get serious i would want it, but i don't" ... my reaction - Fuck you. XD anything i should or shouldn't have done?

[raptoresque]

this is a bit cliche and dated

[zounette99]

Guy: I love you enough to let you go...

Translation: I've kinda been over this for a while now, kinda need you to catch up and leave me the fuck alone!!!

[diversereel]

Girl: "You're not my type"

Translation: "Keep dreaming."

[SiannaPassoni]

"You deserve better than me" "You can do better than me" "I'm not good enough for you"

1. What I gather...it's either an easy way out without coming off like a douche. (But it only makes the person feel the need to convince them they are good enough instead of moving on like they should)

2. They have insecurities that are more important than being with you. (Some ppl assume they don't meet your expectations or their own & decide this is best)

3. Whatever it is. They're not interested anymore.

[elamenophee]

awsome =) tnx for the clarification skkyyy!!!!!!!!!!

[KittenGoneBad]

I hated hearing "I like you as a friend" in high school. I would have rather they punched me in the face and left it at that.

[slapoutz]

@KittenGoneBad AGREED! and also: Your like a brother to me. pretty much, yup might as well have punched me in the face.

[monkeytube138]

Guy: Yes, dear.

Translation: WILL YOU SHUT UP? FUCK SAKES, I DON'T CARE, AND I'D RATHER GET CANCER IN MY EARS AND BALLS THAN LISTEN ANYMORE. FUCK!

[xzibitskillz30]

Girl: "Let's just be friends"

Translation: THE KISS OF DEATH

[gamingismyPORN]

Girl: I know... I mean i love you i just need to be abel to feel free. AKA I need to get around more if you know what i mean!

[XerxusExanju]

i demand that this become a regular segment on this channel! yes, i have the authority to demand things from people i've never met

[MrTheGrdo]

" i love you but as a friend" ... FUUUUCK THAAAAAT i rather have my balls kicked with a steel toe boot than hear that shit!

[CELLERTOTEN]

* I do not want to get involved ive been hurt too much , give me some time* - my bulshit line for booty call

[hotrods100]

" lets work it out....but im not making and promises."

[armin3442]

i just dont feel the click

your holding me back and i want to go fuck som1 else

[ThaRunnas]

sky john u need 2 make another video like dis, but quotes girls use dat already have a boyfriend, when u r tryin 2 get wit dem

[smackie9]

Quote: "Lets just be friends".

Translation: " I want to fuck your best friend instead".

[zILPS]

Quote: Im fucking someone else

Translate: Go make me a sandwich

[emperorsenshi]

'If you want to be with me, know that i'll just break your heart'

I use this for two completely different situations: trying to get a girl to chase me, and trying to get a girl away from me. odd paradox, i know.

[chainhang91]

"oh he's my gay friend"

Tranlation: he's the guy i'm fucking behind your back

this has happened to a number of my friends

[daboos86]

"I think we should have a break"

[caesar09]

we need some time off....

that is total fucking bullshit

[superchanyi]

at 0:33 skyy spits!!!!!!!!

[JAyThaRevo]

great music xD

[russianmoleman]

If you love something, you have to let it free= THE BITCH OR DICK BE CRAZZY!

[Bluessole]

(text message while i was in class mind you) i'm sorry we are just two different people and i think there would be less pressure on us if we are just friends.

[Bones98]

GIRL: "we're young" aka There are so many dicks I haven't sucked and you are what's stopping me from doing that.

[missrainbowzebra]

@Bones98 lol That is very true...

[jg1029xx]

@Bones98 what about a guy? the opposite?

[INEEDMOREZOMBIES115]

@Bones98 OMFG i had that one given to me by my ex!! FUCK U BRITT!!

[xerxes8796]

I don't date outside my race.

[NeverendingRobRada]

"I have a libido problem": but not with him.

[neomysterio]

I really love you but your cock is too damn huge.

[a5ethi]

''You are like an aggressive case of crabs tearing into the sides of my unshaven balls.''

HAHAHAHAHA! I am sure Sky worked on this one before hand.

[glantern06]

hes just a friend

[CHROMEPHENIX]

Girl: i Need Some Space

Translation: I need some space....without you in it

[Mr2Azn4You]

Gotta disagree with the the translation of "We should see other people". When someone says that, they are cheating, but I'm pretty sure they don't want to come back.

[max8969ify]

GoAlybongo for YouTube hottest chicks

Hot red head with british accent

[TheRey4you]

0:34 .. i thought you didnt call chicks ''bitch'' ...? lol

[evadracona]

that was rad skyy, adding a touch of class i see

[KingofTypoes]

"I didn't realize you were interested".

Translation: "I noticed you liked me, but I don't actually like you at all, so I hoped that you'd get over me after a while. So, yeah. Until then, I'm banging your best friend. Hope you don't mind."

[Sarth5]

There's someone else that I really like.

Translation: Go fuck yourself, I'm waiting for that dude who doesn't even know my name. BUT at any moment now might ask me out.

[metters4lyf]

Gotta love the BS rejection quotes:

"I like you to much, I dont wanna ruin things."

"Having sex with you would be like fucking my brother."

"Im not ready for a relationship right now."

Rought translation:

"Fuck off!"

[aassaa99]

i love this guy

[TheShinigamiZ]

"dont stick it in there"

Stick it in.

[jok3st4]

skyyjohn i looooooooove you .. in the pants man , in the pants

[lilzeus7]

@WowzaBoyz - So good. You made my day :D

[submitenter]

"I want to stay friends" translation: in case things don't work out with someone knew I want the option to go back to you as a last resort. 

[TheEd0206]

It's not you, it's me just means I lost interest on you

[camelio10]

GIRLSPEAK..."*MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE BOYS*..."I never get on with Girls, they hate me"

TRANSLATION: I have such a lowwww self-esteem. Girls hate me because I have a reputation for being a ho and know too much about my business.

These are some guys who hung around me for years, waiting to nail me, some who have nailed me a number of times already in the past. I'm stupid enough to believe they really are really friends yet whenever they want to meet "as friends" we are always ALONE INDOORS???

[trailmi]

You remind me of my dad....u ain't gettin any lol

[djkronyx]

11 people meant "dis i like"

[damaxterpiece]

I love you like a brother...translation.....you might get to second base but you aint etting that homerun.

[AbyssalRose]

"I need to work on myself. I cannot be in love with you if I do not love myself."

meaning: "YOU definitely need to work on yourself. aka stop being a bitch and get yo' ass to the gym cuz i can't stand being seen with you in public."

[nukmuay619]

Girl "We should go get checked out by the doctor"....

Translation- You gave me gonorrhea! And who else you been fuckin!?

[harryomlet]

Girl: I like you a lol, but i'm so stressed right now, maybe we should take a break?

translation: "yeah, kinda want to go get some from that other guy, but after thats over and done you should come crawling back :)"

FBGM!

[Wonderkid44]

That woman is my mom/!

[suiram4u]

guys, these are my words of whisdom: "I'd rather die alone than alone and broke after a divorce"

[shadowgiest22]

@suiram4u preach brotha!

[monkeytube138]

@suiram4u Why couldn't you have told me that 7 years ago? Fuck my life.

[xzibitskillz30]

Girl: "You're gonna make a girl really happy"

Translation: "You'll be put in the friend zone until you become a complete a**hole"

[jsbeard18]

@xzibitskillz30

thats what my last girl said...then i "let slip" that i was banging someone else and i turned her from former gf material into cheap whore by saying "lets just hook up, im not interested in dating". it worked. LOL.

[missinherlove]

"we need a break" -Obviously i dont wanna be with you and i have somone on the side "i miss you"- well everyone was busy and you were my last resort "ugg"- why are you here "your so stupid" -self explanatory " i miss my friends" -why do i always have to hang out with you

[Hakeemn64]

..."I wanna take a break..Just give me a month to see if I like being single or in a relationship more"...ex-girlfriend(word for word)!

[chillmeister509]

" I just need some space" = " I want to fuck around with other people"

[ratkillerinparadise]

"You are too good for me" 

translation; I can't fuck around on you and go wild behind your back without feeling guilty about it, so on to the next sucker.

[ratkillerinparadise]

"we need to talk" Translation; I want to bitch you out.

[theiux05]

Hey.......skyjohn why are doing your show in your underwear ?

[Fabo0315]

@theiux05 cause hes a bastard, thats why. :D

[YFGloveless]

"can you give me some time to think about it?"

translation:: it's obviously a no. just giving ya time to get ya grave :).

[mr297frano]

Follow me on twitter, I'll follow u back in an hour.

***FranoBeast101***

[thadoctrine]

these comments are gold LOL

[jacktheripperrules]

i think youre the father

translation: im too poor to pay for this child so im gonna make you do it

[PaGGe94]

Everyone which are typing relationship quotes have failed at relationships somehow:) thumbs up!

[TheArtOfLove]

Love the classical music!

[Bloopwolf]

' I like you but i'm not ready for a relationship yet '

Translation : i like making out with you but that's about it, i definately don't want my friends to know about this.

[torrid426]

We never go out.

You are not spending enough on me.

[2paclove2]

i dont deserve you,you are to good for me

[2enchant]

I just wanna put the head in

[jeanniefan4life]

I WANT A VIDEO 2 OF THIS! THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

[S0uLPiece]

None, I don't mess with relationships.

[Oscandic]

"We don't have to break up, I just think we need a break."

Translation: "Gooooodbye!"

[Oscandic]

"I'm not saying we should break up. I just think we cou

[StruddleToaster]

Lmao! The we should see other people translation made me fall off my bed of laughter haha man, too bad it's the truth lol

[Naturepheonix]

"We could stay as friends."

WHAT THE FUCK???

But honestly, skyy really makes heartbreaks that much more bearable.

[PhilippeSlayer]

Good stuff.

[HaitianPrince93]

sex with the next chick is like ketchup... priceless

[shadowindadark]

love the classy music



[wackyally1]

I hate getting the "you deserve so much better"

[Kandii5]

"I'm confused!" -Translation-"There are several people I'm interested in seeing and I don't know which one of you to choose!"

[WellDamn24]

"If I were going to be in a relationship, you would be the person I would want to be with."

TRANSLATION: I'm fncking around and you're at the top of the list of women I don't want to be in a relationship with.

A college roommate recounted that one. I had to give major props to the guy who told her that. It was classic deflection, and playerdom at its finest. It almost made me want to sex his conniving brains out.

[WellDamn24]

"I'm not in a good place."

TRANSLATION: Anyplace where you are isn't a good place for me.

[StreetStylerZ07]

girl: "awww he is so cute"

translation: awww he is so cute but cute like a an animal and i would never blow an animal...

[Thepharcyde4ever]

"I need space to find myself"

Translation: I want to do things that you probably wouldn't approve of so now I can do whatever the hell I want and that word space has no time frame so deal with it as best you can.

[TheDreadMan]

@Thepharcyde4ever I need some space is only half a sentence, the translation is " I NEED SOME SPACE, WITHOUT YOU IN IT!"

[HyuugaAries]

"we should just be friends"

Translation.. I'm a stripper i do this all the time...

[WowzaBoyz]

"stop raping me". if i had a nickel for every time i heard that one...

[bodgukalism3]

@WowzaBoyz youd be a nickless man lol

[WowzaBoyz]

@bodgukalism3 yep, them lawsuits haven't been going to easy on my wallet.

[runescape240]

@WowzaBoyz LOLLOLOL

[mooonberries]

haha! harsh reality!

[elduran5]

"I was planning on staying abstinent until marriage..." translation: "I've had sex like 10 times already I just don't want to have sex with you......"

[chikotube]

"You're more like an older brother to me."

[TheRealAaronThurman]

quote: "You love me? What's my middle name?"

translation: "You don't love crap!"

Q: "it isn't what it looks like!"

T: "It's worse!"