Being a lesbian is hard

[o0R3stless0o]

This chick is funny AF! she needs to do more stand-up!

[lawnsausages]

I like to take them back to my place and fix them dinner. I'm an excellent cook and love a good bottle of wine but refuse to pay $50 for a $17 bottle. The odds for getting laid I find are much higher too. The bedroom is close at hand and it is a lot easier to drug their food.

[kwilcox1126]

I just paid $100 for dinner I think you have it in ya dig deep baby dig deep. When I picked you up your momma looked good. Somebody sleeping with me tonight

[dramaticafantastica]

What's her naaame?!?!

[actingproductions]

Who is this?

[AleekahTV]

"I just paid $100 for dinner. I think you got it in you"

hilarious

[msscott73]

That FUNNY!

[jessizrollin089]

She tells it like it is. You don't just blow 100 dollars on dinner and not expect a little something afterwards. So funny.

[jwallbanger]

@jessizrollin089 That's why I never take girls on dates anymore. It occurred to me one night, as I was yanking it after paying 120 bucks for dinner, drinks and a movie, not even getting a peck on the cheek afterwards, that I could have hired a better-looking call girl for the same price and be guaranteed to get my money's worth.

American girls are entitled, spoiled little bitches. They say we treat them like objects. Well they treat us like free cash machines.

Wining and dining is for suckers.

[jessizrollin089]

@jwallbanger A little advice to all men out there-never take a girl to an expensive dinner that isn't your girlfriend. You are setting yourself up for getting pit-pocketed. In other words she knows she has the power to milk money out of you for the night and about 60-80 % of the time she will just because she can. If she's your girlfriend and she doesn't do anything with you that night, at least she's prone to return the favor later on.

[ohmaryjane]

Ok. I do not know how men deal with women. I love women, I came out 5 years ago. And men how to do with so much bullshit,lol.

[cbizzy08]

get it girl.

[torrid426]

Lol . "Dig deep !"

[kennedybrianna3]

@fullmetalcorset why?

[kennedybrianna3]

lmao

[prettypv94]

What is her name???

[msscott73]

OH MAN I'M CRYING that was funny!!!

[cicisway]

the 2 people that hated this video couldn't work it out

[ssips720]

work it out

[redprincessjessica]

Very Funny if you are interested in performing at Eastern Illinois University e-mail me at: jmjohnson6@eiu.edu

[o0R3stless0o]

shes cute! now can someone tell me who this is?! lol

[csarlow]

HA! That was funny!

[mikeashke]

That was cute.

[j5hp]

haha where is the rest of this standup??

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"I payed a hundred dollars for dinner... SOMEONE is sleepin' with me tonight!"

Lol! I'd like to see more of her!

[beloit22]

@TheInnerSanctuary i BET YOU WOULD!

[ShayeButtuHzs]

i love her!! you funny &sexy

[lemoncurry19]

Respect for getting up there and doin' it, but content-wise, meh.

[FingaBla]

i dont mean for anyone to take offense, but why are gay/lesbian comedians always the funniest?? lol

[ian0james3]

i like her. and she's definitely right, lol. who is she? and do you know where i can find more clips of her?

[Opelkoenjas]

Same here... nothing else found yet.

[kadawa1978]

her stuff was alright. would like to see more of her act. who is she?

[Opelkoenjas]

@kadawa1978: I'm trying to figure that out myself too. Would love to hear more stuff from her!!

[faithfulmonkey]

i give her big props man that was funny and she's so damn pretty too :)

[amberfosho]

be my girflriend

[cicta]

i like her. she's funny XD

[IAskForNames]

sooo effin funny!

this girl is good, post some more vids with her please :)

[TheAntiPleb]

Fucking hilarious and gorgeous, who IS this woman?

[triniLes20]

You're hott!!!!!xoxox

[HerDigression]

the damn truth! lol

[wilro]

who is she? post more of her stuff!

[shaxincat]

XD thats great. baby, i feel your pain XD

[sweetbutdaring]

Who is this? She's FUNNY.