You Got Learned: "Halo" Combat

[Deeplightning1]

I HEARD IF YOU T BAG MASTER CHIEF HIS HAND WILL RIP YOUR SPARTANS BABY MAKER OFF HINT HINT

[SkizzardGaming]

@Deeplightning1 You could have just said penis but ok.

[Abom57903]

it had an add of aots hilarios

[117halomastercheif]

lollololololol dont run jump up and down

[117halomastercheif]

lollololololol

[itzlegit1]

he sounds like a Santa Clause i met at a mall one time wen i was 5 or 6

[SinSinSinnyX]

28 people jump up and down like an idiot instead of finding cover in a heated firefight.

[luvwrapper]

halo??? wat is that?

[MrMascondroedan]

what?the "whores of war"? XD

[killer13324]

true

[200PurplecatsXD]

chief is the 8th greatest video game person ever

[MrCANADIAN4]

this is stupid even spongebob can beat him up

[SukItPplz]

wow, it seems as though this video was made SPECIFICALLY for my brother…

[furyberserk]

I'm looking for an old Halo : CE video called "What I learned from Halo" with a little girl talking and showing funny deaths that teaches real life situations. Can anyone help me find it? It was a long time ago since I saw it, and I only saw it maybe twice, but it is definitely worth looking for. Help please.

[lllllAnonymouslllll]

It's funny because that pretty much sums up the way I played Halo.

[omosap1]

When in terrible danger, when frozen by doubt

Run in litle circles, wave ur arms and shout

[killaute]

lol i just got learned

[MaGGoT4th]

That voice sounds like John Shepard in Mass Effect. :-)

[halofreak1263]

jumping actually helps u dodge nooob ppl who shoot ur leags!

[kitsunetheshadow]

my brother dose all of the wrong things in halo

[Odinnmmmm]

should have talked like a robot XD

[thinman25]

you just got learned

[MrNto]

The jumping is annoying, but it keeps you alive.

[Rohnon]

if you cant play yes

[sporeodst]

lol the very endO_O*crashes*AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!­!!!!!!

[fleadog12]

"standard training advises you to take cover....not to jump up and down like an idiot..."

[xy274]

cheap ass costume...lol

[Jayrulz101]

tea bagging on the other hand...TOTALLY acceptable

[samsondog3]

your ruining the game and its total weak sauce lol

[GreenAssassin7777777]

hes so right

[DarkestofTimes]

unless im sniping an using Sg sometimes i always bunny hop and always PWN every1

[NeedU2Subscribe]

TTTTTTTTTTTTT-BAGGGGGGGG

[rockeraddict]

yeah right,

[PNjd109]

when you jump up and down like a motherfucker you are harder to get a headshot on because your moving. but then there are those people that don't care because they are so good anyways.

[xxkilledwithsorrowxx]

but...WHY do we jump @.@

[kjw19stl]

I love it when noobs jump in the air. It makes it easier to pick them off.

[crust207]

god he makes so much sense!! :D

[Stealthruler95]

LOL.

[spartan118has2live]

man im not good but when i kill people it makes me want to tbag those bitches lol

[HaloFunProductions]

What i hate is when they jump up and down with rocket loancher and crouch so i miss and then i headshot em....

[adikhan1212]

i got learned

[Joracall]

its so true

[Bidmartinlo]

If master chief does it, its OK.

[sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiper]

lol jump up and down like an idot we all do that

[halomaster1112]

0:48 wtf?

[KiSa9990]

but i love to t bag douchbags :(

[22Cat22]

god, I hate it when effin 12 year old kids bounce around the game talking like their the shiznit when they only get like 3 to 5 kills those of which were stolen.

[tryondola]

i agree with you but comeon narutard? thats funny but i watchit .. and it hurt my feelings. lol just kidding what a narutard! (sniff sniff)

[SieFicken]

dude THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!! and dude Spiderman 3 sucked ass

[Flamingwing456]

lol he defend GoW

[cimerax]

I lol'd.

[PSPRunescapePSP]

OMFG!!! I cant believed i teached my friend how to not die always on Halo....I told him to always jump up and down!!! Then months later when i challenged my friend to a fight... He kept on owning like SHIT!!!

[narutoumm]

no one gives a fuck =\

[Narutofreak2543]

wow what an idiot

[tryondola]

lol what a backstabber

[shockazulo]

dude the jumping gets anyyoing besides jumping is for NOOBS

[thePOHMAN]

What was the point of that?

[WhyClickHere]

what the fuck

[livetorise]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[446646]

hahah hes right in gow u cant jump !! lol! thats y they always keep their feet on the ground lol

[yadriatvtoaa1ta]

yeaah lets t bag some bitc@#$ lol

[MajorTerrorist]

Keep your feet planted!

[r34]

Master Chief actually supports Gears of War!

[sunsetxlungs777]

as long as they keep their feet on the ground

[fortresskepper]

"firmly" on the ground :P

[bioazr]

LOL! XD

[PvtFenix]

lol

[Mallemaster]

niice

[cuteblueyedblonde]

you ttly have to agree wif the teabagging lol.

[Krypticflask]

Is it okay if i put this on my blog?

[gojira12345678910]

yeah, probably. since they display the embed code.

[cmoney25801]

i like it when they jump. you can get a headshot almost everytime

[Chrisjouett12]

or when u have a sword

[stubs13]

I love tea bagging the helpless bodies

[bawroshaiq]

@stubs13 dude that ain't nice

[Panpizza15]

I love the ending

[xT3T0x]

fucking lolz

[dahalonut]

lolz

[VerbelX]

ROFL

[Jakkx]

He's talking about the guys who jump repeatedly in random directions, so basically what insanityprawnboy said.

[die666660]

lmao, hes talking about superbouncing! thats fucking hillarious

[PKNproductions]

HAHAHAHA

[Knux4262]

LMAO @ th end

[lordhal0]

lol the endings funny

[HALOandMETAL]

LOL yah

[modded2007]

i do get it. lol i loved when i first saw the ending on the t.v. LOL'd! 8D

[Madcow77769]

You hear that noobs? stop JUMPING!

[obscured122]

hahaha ... I love how he added the tea baggin at the end

[catnapX]

t-bagging........i hate that ><

[retromuffin9]

haha i think you have to be a huge gamer to get this, cause i sure dont.

[BrokenButterfly0069]

lol, thats good because i t-bag all the time

[SEspider]

Am I the only person that sees G4 took a Master Chief Stature, and cut it up to make the costume?

[PAC1021]

They used to make Master Chief costumes for like $2000, w/ lights and cooling system

[SEspider]

Mean the ones from Nightmare Armor? Those were around $3000 and MUCH better made then the one G4 uses. BYW, the N.A. guys still make costums. You should see their Gears Of War suits!

[PAC1021]

oh my bad

[SEspider]

lol. No big. Easy mistake

[GameAddict2013]

well they could of just ... made one

[StrawHatKirby]

I want that suit...

[Ed411]

Actually jumping does Help..... I don't do it much but it sure sucks when I have a steady Aim on an opponent and he/she jumps, it throws me off a bit. so yeah jumping kind of helps, but I find myself no using it a lot.

[SEspider]

Think he was talking about Super Jumping/bouncing.

[hardcoregamerdude17]

The explosion at the end is the best part. By the way , what's t-bagging?

[PhantomBlaze]

And you call yourself a hardcore gamer dude?

It's when you hit the crouch button over a fallen enemy constantly to make it look like you're dipping your ass (or balls) on them like you're dipping a 'tea bag' in a drink.

[hardcoregamerdude17]

I only chose that name because the other ones I wanted were taken. I'm really more of a Nintendo guy. In fact , I'm using the Opera browser on my Wii right now!

[NiKKiTaLea]

t-bagging is sick. makes you look like a queer, dunno who made up that childish shit. lol, dunno why people jump, stop, b/c it donthelp. if you got something to say about that, shut the fuck up and watch t3h movie

[DPAyou]

were did you get the suet,.??

[GFGTZ]

ROFL .... so true

i completly agree with this

[AcidSerge]

lol haha

[ArmAVidz]

I can't stand Halo but that was hysterical hahaha "T-bagging on the other hand...TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE."

[HotakaChan]

T-Bagging is ALWAYS acecptable. =)

[yitfoojr]

Finally it is said. I had people who jump up and down.

[WhiteTiger626]

so true masterchief

[kooolraul]

fuck halo gears kicks its ass well halo 2 not sure about halo 3 ?????????

[jellybean454]

lol gears of war is great but i must say halo 3 will be amazing

[evdawg11]

yer line the douche bags up at the max hight of the jump and shoot em in da head. U can use the power sword to wait for them to hit the ground and whamy! U can also wait just before they hit the ground u plasma grenaid their asses off.

[thelordvega]

hell yea

[Blendernewbie]

wOOt

[BuddyJesusChrist]

Bout time people actually got that, it's been a pain in the ass since CS came out. Will you stop jumping 'round like retards plz?

[DaP01D0g]

lol so funny

[ShuyaNanahara717]

I never get tired of watching that blimp explode, lmao

[AmunRa1]

This is made of epic win.

You know, I would like the X-Box games if I wasn't such a natural Nintendo fan.

[mzzjazzy]

teabag!!!

[SHAUNMcgarnagul]

LOL I used to destroy those kind of retarded jumpers. When you jump you always reach an exact height so aim for the apex and >POP<. You can only use jumping and crouching to attack 300 style against shotguns and bad snipers.

[Glorymaker]

Halo Wars was disapointing

[Guyver89]

WTF its not even out

[VLukD]

if you're talking about Gears of War, Guyver89, then yeah it is. $47.99 used, $59.99 new. if you're talking about Halo 3 then no that's not out yet but then you're stating the obvious.

[Guyver89]

No hes talking about Halo wars the RTS based on halo only for the 360 look it up

[okifeelthat]

hahaha but i like jumping! i would really like gears of war if you could jump...

[F4tty]

Gears of War is about cover. Stop, pop and move. Stick to Halo.

[F4tty]

No that wasn't a diss to Halo, I'm also a Halo fan.

[faranox]

I miss TechTV. That said, they used weaksauce. And that I approve of.

[PortalFilms]

funny

[Kingslayer851]

HAAH!

[syberpanther]

Indeed....teabagging IS totally acceptable. ^_^

[penled]

TEA B A G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! w00t

[exorsten]

HELL YEA!!!!!

[drcutya96]

if that video rocks,give me a hell yeah."hell yeah"

[tar1982]

Did he just say teabag?

[turbanatah]

d bag

[thaghost1988]

HELL YEA!!

[SonicAndStanFreak]

LOL!

[KillimanjaroXD]

Hmm... wonder where u get costumes and guns...

[xbox360400]

lol

[DrKaber]

i like boobs

[bobthebunny554]

shit... I GOT LEARNED ON DA WEEKEND. ITS DA APOCALYPSE!!!

[AxlDemon]

i want that gun of his!

[gr33nd4y4life]

lmao its totaly week sauce

[syrupstories123]

lawl

[plaicoson]

teabagging is da shit!!

[gamerzworld]

"standard training advises you to find cover, not jump up and down like an idiot"

[darkhellspartan975]

sure like if u and i havet done that before...but he does have a point

[itzatlanta]

lol the ending was stupid but funny

[Misha070]

i want to get a halo suit!

[chenjohn]

I agree with all he said >.> no more jumping d bags

[Subpyr0]

lmao!

[woblewoble]

lol the whole entire time i was like "Okay here comes the zeplin, here comes the zeplin, here comes the zeplin, HERE COMES THE ZEPLIN!!! YAY!!" lol

[spacemonky7]

1 t0taly agr33 :)

[TheFlashman]

I knew teabagging was cool... :D

[rh117]

5/5

[couchpotato117]

i love this man AOTS rules

[mcnichoj18]

I do nade jumping. O:

[rh117]

LOL go teabagging!

[DanielsOnFire]

Wow this is great.

[masterquest91]

I agree with all he said >.>

[Hsteve6]

The chief knows whats what..

[trudavy]

lmao!

[SUX2bAFK]

LMAONAISE! YESPLZ!

[Crazyguru88]

:) lol

[PortalFilms]

thats soo funny

[kaijudomage]

LOL'D

[k0g3nd4n1nj4]

HAHAHAHA

[EnterpriseKnight]

LOL