Cassetteboy vs. David Attenborough

[CFCNOTBUMMER]

Ha Ha you funny guys really make laughing for long time

[iloveafg123]

LOL

[SGTANKRAH]

Hahaha

[glistninganalbeads]

Awesome bit of editing, bet doing that was time consuming as fuck!! 10/10

[athull08]

@glistninganalbeads it's their job!!

Cassetteboy (Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin) have been making these video and audio remixes, including for the BBC, for over 10 years. They've released albums and everything.

[GlobetrotterDubstep]

Stellaa?!

[k2xBlazer]

"Elsewhere the male mixes records on the 1s and 2s Rrr RrrR rr RRrr The odd scratch is irristable" Lol!

[iNeRVeHD]

"As the males grab there females there testicles flush red!" :D

[J2Duo]

LOOOL hilarious!! Thanks for that :D

[chiffmonkey]

She then leaves him

[FISRTGOAT]

31 people had a sexual organ no bigger than a grain of salt.

[graemeoliver84]

1:43 Heard Attenborough say this on The Blue Planet on BBC4 yesterday evening! (expect for "pee") It was about Deep Sea fish, excellent program.

[graemeoliver84]

This is just brilliant.

[MrLW25]

30 people's sexual organs are no bigger than a grain of salt

[Boaal]

I lost my shit at 'Nothing deters the males as they consume several times their own weight in Stella."

[Schumitastic]

'The odd scratch is irresistable'.

[jimjams91]

"A female starts to regurgitate fish and chips" haha

[martywylde]

"This female is so full of stella she can hardly walk" Lmfao

[ashleelmb]

LMAO!

[necklar]

I would enjoy playing an oasis song at just after midnight at a rave then just as it finishes play from 0.20 to the scratchy bit then piss all over the decks and feign a seizure and get carried out, cos im fucking nuts like that me, dead crazy and mad like.. bitch

[McKenzieNeale]

This male is in ergent need of a piss XD 

[dannejaye]

i have never laughed so much at a you tube vid. fucking awesome

[Gr1ff9]

Armies of thick scum - best part

[RandomOlz]

Cannot stop laughing :D

Thank you Cassetteboy you inspired me to make my own videos dedicated to you :P

[TommtheDrummer]

"as the males grab the females, Their testicles flash red" :L

[sonny0jim]

This is so funny "the females are so full of stella, they can barely walk".

[DynamicScherzo]

...and she leaves him XD

[dr3w199]

28 people have male sexual organs no bigger than a grain of salt!

[Snortthesweetener]

Several times their own weight in Stella!

[Succubus1982]

As a Brit I approve! XD

[vjpearce]

"Life in Britain is not all roses" LMFAO!!

[oxxJEMxxo]

ahahaha on e of the funniest videos out there :) shame that the 28 'thick scum' hit the wrong button! must have consumed to much 'stella'!

[chrisminchinish]

FINALLY!!!!! A youtube video that doesn't have jumped up self-righteous dicks arguing about grammar and the like!!!

[MyWorldIsPurple]

@chrisminchinish I read over your comment about 5 times, trying to find something to be a jumped up self righterous dick about. I found nothing. I have been defeated ;)

[mattf256]

BOOBY BIRDS!!!!!!!!! :D

[Minibloodz616]

The video for this is amazing

[Dinermite1]

...no bigger than a grain of salt. Classic!

[fadoodles34]

these females are full of stella that they can barely walk lmfao

[abarnybox]

Boobie Birds!!

[Lucasimo]

The 28 people who disliked this are precisely the kind of species Mr Attenborough is referring to.

[kaspar13907]

@Lucasimo WRONG. The 28 people who disliked this are quite the opposite. You see, Mr Attenborough is referring to those who actually leave their house - It's clear that since the 28 people who disliked this have never been out of their houses, they clearly do not understand this factual concept David Attenborough is expressing to his audience.

[Lucasimo]

@kaspar13907: I guess you're right on that point looking at it like that.

[kaspar13907]

@Lucasimo :)

[oxxJEMxxo]

@kaspar13907 ahahaha this is almost as funny as the video :)

[AChOhAnO]

LMFAO! The funny thing about this is that it's true!

[HelloMrLol]

i like david attenbourgh, but im still laughing!!

[missawesome16]

David Attenborough you sick bastard

[DarkAndTriumphant]

I'm horny and drunk.

[markgg1]

U need videos of British Night outs... to go with this,,. that would be SICK!

[garysquirrelreviews]

28 ppl like justin bieber

[HangmanVIW2]

"They consume several times their weight in Stella." LOL priceless

[MrAdammassacre]

hahahahaha Boobie birds hahahaha my face just broke from laughing haha

[joydivided23]

"These are called booby birds" LMFAO!!

[PurpleMudTV]

My lungs! hahahah!

[irvin356]

My lungs hurt! Great work:)

[alexbongo1]

hahaha quality!

[Quantook]

This is just briliant.

[nosequiters]

armies of scum are dancing to oasis

[meishalaurafionax]

the males sexual organ is no bigger than a grain of salt LMFAOOO!!

[SamanthaDawson1]

absolutely hilarious

[puredruid]

0:53 should have cut of where it says "he rubs himself" xD

[10Slayer01]

Boobie Birds ftw.

[Leeko23Arsenal]

"They consume several times their weight in Stella..."

[spartac7]

My cheeks hurt from laughing so much.

[solosoloblackdude]

Heheheheheehhaha.

irl

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

brilliant

[tattoojunki]

I listen and watch your videos on the bus home. I might gave to stop as my genuin laughing out loud out bursts don't go down well. Very funny. Keep it up!

[eadie6679]

"they consume several times their weight in stella" hahaha

[karoolta]

hahahahahahaha

[Edolix95]

"Armies of thick scum are dancing to Oasis, a rock band."

I gotta admit it, it had me in stitches there!

[kitten0puppy]

hilarious!!!!!!!!! cassete boy i love you

[SpongeyShanAMVKing]

"They are here to pull females with big tits. These are called Boobie Birds."

[renesonce]

too big

[Kenpatchiii]

please do arnold swatzernigger video!!!!!!

[graemeoliver84]

1:44 He flashes in the "dance"???

What was that last word?

[patdurkin]

@graemeoliver84 "darkness"

[graemeoliver84]

@patdurkin Yes, that's right. It's just it sounds like "dance" unless I turn it up really loud.

[hazard19]

@graemeoliver84 dark!

[Neilos1985]

@graemeoliver84

'Darkness'

[graemeoliver84]

I wonder where he managed to find a clip of David Attenborough saying "piss". Or perhaps it was part of another word (but which word?)

[squishedpimp]

@graemeoliver84 pisstake as in "this is shoot is turning into a pisstake".

David doesn't stand for no rank amateurs.

[NickOLarse999]

"the males consume several times their own weight in Stella" LOL

[clearmenser]

nearby a female begins to regurgitate a meal of fish and chips bleeargh!

[inyourgenes]

Brilliant. Another masterpiece from CassetteBoy. Still think The Bloody Apprentice is the absolute dog's bollocks!

[SirPenguin75]

It's just after midnight, in traditional British socializing grounds, armies of thick scum are dancing to Oasis, a rock Band.

I love how he says the word "Band" at the end, sounds so out of context yet so funny. =P

[DrStrangebomb1993]

The man's sexual organ is no bigger than a grain of salt =D =D XD EPIC!

[MacJaxonManOfAction]

"Getting back home is a major undertaking"

Very true, Dave

[Jamietran123]

ROFLMAO, IM DIEIGN WITH LAUGHTER

[anonomousous]

They are'nt dancing to Oasis anymore, its fucking flo rida and shit nawadays.

Even worse.

[NickGPWin1989]

This makes me realise people suck so much I rather be living in society with people who aren't morons if thats not possible then I guess it would have to be crocodiles cos at least they are always smiling

[MadMonkeyVids]

I love you.

:P

[babybabybaby444]

GENIUS!

[TheAlanVest]

the 27 dislikes obviously have no sense of humour xD

[brian61895]

lol this stuff is awsome pls make more xD

[flibbertergibbet]

"highly sophisticated social structure, similar to that of bees." Glorious!

[mkeii]

consume several times their weight in stella! haha.

[sTeVie4TV]

Hilarious lol

[subsNmus]

I just cried laughing omg :')

[justandy333]

The odd scratch is irresistible! lool!

[lgs00schos]

definately the best yet. genius

[TheCheabs123]

mixin on da 1's n 2's !!! luvin it!!

[Jakemillar97]

BOOBY BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Palantir87]

"A grain of salt!" Hahaha

[wearethedestroyer]

absolutely hilarious, cassetteboy is a legend!

[andrewmabbett]

love it fucking amazing

[TheCheabs123]

mixin on da 1's and 2's!!! lmao

[Soadrock132]

lol booby birds

[SnowWhiteIsMe]

A grain of salt! LOL!

[J30Skater]

your pretty cool ...David

[nortsoldier]

booby bird LOLOLOLOL

[ChannelATA]

fantastic

[everyfukaznameisbear]

This is by far the funniest one by "cassetteboy"

[robjames09]

lmao classss

[dave000holmes]

Pure class ;P

[TINKAoo7]

lol @ females full of Stella!!

[shoplifting1is1fun]

hahahahahahaha

[xesionprince]

what editing software do you use, this is brilliant

[jaeoneil]

"hwicc hwiccety hwicc" the odd scratch is irresistable!! ............ Brilliant!!

[r27redbird]

these females are full of STELLA! lmao

[Oli3TB76]

'no bigger than a grain of salt' rofl

[Water3Monkey]

"This male is in urgent need of a piss!"

lmao!

[jamesw04]

@Water3Monkey He flashes in the darkness. This steady trickle brings some relief.

[DemoraX]

consume several times their wait in stella XD

epic :P

[dananddanfilms]

This is indeed a special kind of marvellous.

[MadJewelz]

This is the greatest.

"Elsewhere a male mixes records on the 1s and 2s"

[Stew782]

lol booby bird

[MrStigster]

My word! Please never stop...

[iCherrryz]

ahahaha lmao the females are so full of stella they can barely walk XDDDD fucking hilarious ILY mann!!!!!

[WeathermanP]

this male is in urgent need of a piss

[08Streetskate]

u rock c.b

[simonm1991]

fuckin brilliant

[Tommiclio]

FUCKING EPIC!

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

the female then leaves him hahaha

[shamblestonite]

Hilarious. Truly British.

[Mellehkins]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO <3

[WarthogMist08]

I just died when he said "booby birds"!!

[BEN3OBS]

HAHAHA

[mrKoolKrumpKrew]

WTF, Pooed? || || \/

[Thekingofrandomful]

i almost pooed my self laufing at this

[daddyschlong14]

"a grain of salt"

[DragonsRule02]

.. xD Boobie birds.

[Thekingofrandomful]

i cryed laufing at this

[oadbydude]

this male is in urgent need of a piss lol he wouldnt never say that

[Mat2001uk]

"Getting home is a major undertaking. The males fight. These females are so full of Stella they can barely walk." I actually put my drink down during this or I would've spluttered it all over the monitor :-D

[TiredMired]

wish i wuld have read this first i need a new drink

[dickster1981]

Hilarious!!

[Inzamam99]

The female then leaves him haha

[qi8888]

lol "boobie birds"

[11jeopardy11]

i love this 1 :) and its kinda very true :) the ending made me choke, kinda like all the others have xD

[Greenhelm64]

i like love this its my favourite and i only been listening to casetteboy for 4 mins. check the harry potter and apprentice ones they rock!

[GileezEditing]

haha

[Hemmels]

"they have a highly sophisticated social system; similar to that of bees" xD LMAO. I love cassetteboy's stuff so very much.

[mothartrucker]

you need to add/edit a video to this.

[soggysock666]

it would be difficult, because david attenborough wasn't filmed saying all this. It was just a voiceover.

[soozthecat]

At what bits? It's all from the life series.

[soggysock666]

is it? i'm not sure what series its from. Some guy was saying there should be a video with this and i guessed that wasn't any footage of david speaking in front of the camera, only narrating. Maybe he was being filmed.

[dirtyharry1986]

it's obviously not from the life series it was posted 2 years ago

[soozthecat]

The Life series that was on tv recently, was the last one, there was almost 10 others before that.

[dirtyharry1986]

yeah good point actually catty sooz

[eljacinto22]

the females are full of Stella...getting home is a major undertaking.... hahahahahaha

[ruari76]

Excellent

[IoIage]

666 ratings

:O

[des431]

One word - XD

[BULLSHIT123xx]

and the male's sexual organ is no bigger than a grain of salt....... 5* i cant belive there arnt more hits

[daveman709]

this is awesome man 5 billion stars you have my gratitude!

[djball232]

Cassetteboye Oh My God Keeping It Funny As Still!

[ChunderChunk]

"Armies of thick scum are dancing to Oasis" how very, very true :-)

[westy3634]

all so true in England

[andybrown2310]

lol "a grain of salt..." lmao!

[Luxfare666]

South shields on a saturday....Sunday....everyday

[tonydmakintea]

Fukin brill! 5 stars :D

[aquemini09]

brilliant

[Chasssers]

Pull birds with huge tits

[az99z77a9]

v. hillarious

[fishistheice]

These are called 'boobie birds'

HAHA

[aliex121]

At 0.09 who sings that song "People are People are"

[windowdresser1]

Depeche Mode mate

[aliex121]

ah rite! many thanks:)

[quetzalcoatlustastic]

It's "People Are People" by Depeche Mode.

[TomUK85]

funniest thing i have heard in a LONG TING!