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  • Achilles in Troy was way more gay than this one, maybe it is better because Achilles is fake and gay.

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  • "Is there any among you who will take this accursed woman... who wishes his home devastated, his country ruined, his heart broken beyond repair?"

    Suddenly, every male human in Sparta had the urge to raise his hand...

  • If you don't like the movie, or the way things are done, then don't watch it. PLain and simple. Jeebs.

  • The Comments entertains me! :)

  • Stop worrying about Achilles being bald and stare at Helen's seethrough dress XD

  • You guys are extremely annoying.

    ACHILLES IS BALD! ACHILLES IS BALD!

    Shut the fuck up. I bet 70% of you have never even read Greek Mythology.

    And if you have, you probably wouldn't be complaining about it, because you should be watching this for entertainment. I love Greek Mythology, and I wish I could have been there to hear the stores. But I wasn't, so I come here to see them, NOT CRITICIZE THEM. Don't like bald achilles?

    Shut the fuck up, and go watch your precious Achilles with hair. God

  • @sashievideos

    it's alright. everybody's got their own opinions.

    you can tell your opinion properly. you don't have to say bad words about it. just relax.

  • what's up with achilles lookin like mr clean......fucked the whole movie up

  • In ancient Greece, long male hair was a symbol of wealth and power, while a shaven head was appropriate for a slave. The ancient Greeks had several Gods and heroes who wore their hair long, including Zeus, Achilles, Apollo, and Poseidon. Greek soldiers are said to have worn their hair long in battle. Such warriors considered it a sign of aristocracy and are said to have combed it openly in order to show off.(quote from wiki-long hair-classical period), the whole hairstyling is WRONG!

  • @geotrisi

    the greeks started cutting their hair after 600 BC, especially the front as it was easier to get caught by the enemy, or wear it pony style, it was Alexander The Great around 330 BC who ordered all his army to cut their hair to minimise losses, from such an unworthy death- to die in battle, cause someone grabbed you by the hair, was not considered an act of 'smartness'....we can see long hair on greek statues and frescoes on men around the time of Helen of Troy...and up to the Romans.

  • "Is there any among you who will take this cursed woman?!"

    (the hand of every man within a mile's radius suddenly shoots up into the air)

  • Why did they have to make Achilles so ugly? And sorry but that Helen is not that hot. They could of cast so many other woman to play the part that would blow her away in looks.

  • Nice choice of see-through outfit to wear to a funeral pyre.

  • achilles is ugly

  • Rufus Sewell plays such awesome characters, even if they're bitches.

  • very inaccurate... Yet, Entertaining:)

  • its funny what Odysseus said about plowing the field with salt because in the story when he was called to go to war against the trojans he claimed insanity and was plowing his field with salt and its funny they was talking about right of one man one vote which was a concept thought up by socrates or plato i think?

  • Helen in this is way more beautiful than in the newer version.

  • i think the girl who plays Helen of Troy is really pretty 

  • Whenever Achilles is on the screen, I giggle. And I am sure Homer is giggling in his grave right now.

  • Dude Achilles is supposed to have blond hair, not be bald. They could have picked someone better just sayin.

  • brad pitt was a way sexier achilles

  • why does helen always wear see-through clothes?

  • not gunna lie I have a crush on Menelaus...

  • i think helen's sister had a REALLY hard life to (keep on watching to c what i mean)

    geez men suck .......

  • we all no achilles hated aggamenon.

  • 5:46 wtf is acilles wearing :/

  • achilles is bald baby xD

  • this movie must go on for ever!

  • God...its so unfair how they treat women!

  • The thing I always despised was how the women were characterized in the Greek Mythology. They were prone to suicide, undependable, bipolar, sex driven, selfish, and considered items. It was idiotic; and all the while, all the men ever did that was bad was possess too much hubris and arrogance.

  • helen is so unlucky she loses her love and brother she starts a war because of her beauty and aphrodite promises that paris he can have her

    women are treated so badly

  • dude achilles is bald! wtf. in troy he had hair. here he looks like a total douchebag!

  • @danniizz18 lol i agree wtf

  • @danniizz18 he looks like Kratos except he got fat and out of shape

    He'd be no match for a minotaur now

  • @danniizz18 Yeah, Troy is really just 100% accurate when it comes to the details.

  • @CoolMintMakeup The Troy is so unaccurate as the movie about hundred years' war with tank charges and mashine guns. No single detail was right there. And Helen of that movie has so much sex apeall as the bronze statue. This one at least is charming.

  • @danniizz18 ah but in troy parrise was a puzzy and here he's totally bad ass u have nothing to say 2 that? and also i think this one is better than troy just in troy the men are a lil hotter

  • @danniizz18 They didn't exactly check up on their mythological sources for this. Even Homer described AKhilleus several times as long-haired.

  • wtf i can see her nipples

  • achilles is the modern day douche bag in this

  • -__- achilles was pose' to have hair -__-

  • Achilles was said to have red hair. According to Hyginus' Fabulae, fable 96, I read Thetis hid him on an island and Achilles was disguised as a women to keep him from being called to war. In hiding, the women called him a name that alluded to his red hair, Phyrra.

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  • Archilles should be handsome. Not someone who looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin.

  • @emycasanova you're so right

  • Ugh poor Helen :( I hate this scene. Although the acting's great, far better than the movie Troy. But also correspondingly more disturbing:/

  • achilles is bald lol

  • great acting by the guys....not >.<

  • @ntherewas1 the were acting how horny people act.

  • sha beda bedu lalallalalaala

  • Oh, Achilles is all wrong. I think Brad Pitt looked like an Achilles, but as to actually being Achilles, Brad Pitt fell sadly short.

  • Was Agamemnon this jealous of his brother in the Iliad? I only read parts of it so...dunno...

  • @EnviedCure776 No, in the Iliad there is no romantic attachment on both Helens and Agamemnons side. She is a sort of torn between Paris and Menelaos, but does not have any involvement with Agamemnon.

  • Wouldn't Agamemnon be the next heir to the throne, since he married the oldest daughter? I wouldn't know, but that seems like the logical thing to do.

  • men are disgusting.... nuff said

  • they are all selfish pigs D:

  • I dislike how some people call helen of troy a whore i think she was a scared little girl who wanted to be loved

  • @lilly032 At the time she abandoned Menelaus she was in her 30's and a mother of a teenaged girl, hardly a scared little girl at *that* time.

  • ...she was a MILF??? WTF

  • whats with those damn american accents.

  • LOL Achilles? bald head? LOL!

  • What a long, complex way of choosing lots. Boys. -eyeroll-

  • Sienna Guillory is the ONE and ONLY Helen of Troy and Jill Valentine ! ! !

  • holy shit i will kill that father, and god she's pretty and they make her sound like a homewrecker the bastards

  • the background in this movie (cities, costumes etc.) is good, but the acting is better in "Troy" in my opinion. On another hand, this movie is more similar to the real story.

  • I completely agree.

  • @superaagou Exactly.

  • Achilles is so much better in apparance and attitude in Troy but still like Helen of troy is better. Helen has a great personality.

  • @bosnianhottie2007 helen in the movie troy looks better i think.

  • She technically never did anything wrong, geesh...

  • baltar always gets hooked up with good looking blondes LMAO

  • hehehehehehe - I like Menelaus, Paris, and Pollocks (sp).......is that weird??? haha

  • they could have found a prettier helen

  • Whoever is chosen to portray Helen of Troy will always have critics say 'they could have found a prettier Helen.'

  • the one that played with orlando bloom was so very preety to me

  • @yosefbenyosef isn't that the truth.

  • @yosefbenyosef FUCK YOUR SIENNA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD ! ! !

  • @yosefbenyosef Well, there are actresses that have the looks to play Helen that would silence most of the critics. But Helen is an Ideal than a real. One man's beauty is another man's trash.

  • What, are you kidding?? She's gorgeous! ^-^

  • she was peety just not what i call gorgeous

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  • @imperatorcaesar100 -Both in this clip, and others...not that I'm complaining. If Helen had been like the characterless one in Troy, then I might feel like it was a cheap gimmick, but since she occopies such a large role in this, I don't mind...plus I'm predisposed to like breasts since I'm a dude. They had a profound impact on my life when I was an infant, or at least I've been led to believe....

  • @imperatorcaesar100 There IS no breast without the nipple. -Watch Avatar closely....

  • Why is Achilles bald?

  • @Acme633 Because Ridley Scott didn't direct tis movie.

    Besides, one look at Helen probably made the producers/director fall madly in love and lose all concern the authenticity of the other characters....

  • I don't understand why that old guy stole Helen in the first place and raised her, then sort of "died for her" even though they weren't in love or anything?

  • He didn't. At least not in any of the myths I've read. Theseus stole Helen away because he wanted to marry a daughter of Zeus. (He had a bit of an ego by then.)He brought her back to his kingdom and left her in the care of his mother. Helen's brothers (Castor AND Pollux) rescued her, but there were no deaths. They simply kidnapped his mother!

  • Theseus is the founder of Athens and Hellen is the personification of Greece (Hellas) Athens is the greatest of Greece and its protector. Get it? Virtually nothing is left of Sparta, Korinth and Thebes while Athens, ancient polis is capital of what is now Greece.

    The Athenians would die for Greece as at Marathon and Salamis. These stories were written in the Classical age as seen by those writers cast in allegory of their ancient past.

  • Ah mere boy lovers.

    SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!?!?!

  • @Fenix521 -Dude, I'm not a Spartan....sorry....

  • @Bimfirestarter Of course not, otherwise you wouldn't be a boy lover.

  • @Fenix521 -Whoa, whoa! I'm not a boy lover either! SNAAP!

    Shoulda seen that comin', I guess...

  • @Bimfirestarter Should've, don't worry about it Spartans love their boys too.

  • @yosefbenyosef -Now, that there is some deep shivick.

  • @EnonimusTransmission -Oh, I think they were kind of in love. -That's Stellan Skaarsgard who played ...I don't even remember his name. Doesn't matter. But Helen seemed -firstly- not that upset by her kidnapping, which sort of added to her innocence. Then it was obvious she got a kind of Stockholm's Syndrome thing for the guy, who suddenly seemed to feel guilty about his original intentions for the girl. They did seem to be in love, but he grew a conscience, I guess...

  • @EnonimusTransmission -THESEUS, that's his name! (Thank you allaragallagher)

  • i think the movie is very beautiful and i like how they r showing the events that took place in the past but one thing that they made achellius look like aredeculous fool .while in the real story he is the protagonest and the whole story is about him

  • @cellin100 In reality the King that kiddnapped her in this movie actually raped her on the shore of the same river zues apparently raped her mother

  • @gothicblackrose Ghetto.

    This movie was a little more true to the myth, I felt, if for its rather depressing inclusion of some of these gruesome and disturbing things. The Greek gods were as corrupt as their human adherents!

  • @cellin100 -Whoa, whoa, whoa...'past'? 'Real story'?

    Is not Helen of Troy a title implying Helen's predominant role?-And there's no evidence that this is more than myth. They've unearthed the ancient city but all these characters are so far known only from myth. And you're darn about Achilles.They made another tv epic called 'The Oddyssey' with Armand Asaante and Isabella Rossilini, etc, that was similarly good. It's like a different side to the same story and then some.

  • @Bimfirestarter -I meant to say 'darn right'-

  • Well,achilles looks like a fool :) he fell for her in the end too.

  • Achilles looks like a gorilla while in the myth he is supposed to be handsome.

  • menulaus was in Bridget Jones and Amamengon was in Triston and Isolde--saw this before I saw Troy with Brad Pitt-I thought Accillies was a ass till that movie

  • @renai0304 -Ya know, Brad Pitt's performance -his unconvincing accent, beach boy beardless look.....it made me feel a bit sad, . His look was for the audience, not for authenticity.

    HOWEVER!!!

    -He was totally freaking heroic in that film! In spite of my very minor complaints, he made Achilles feel truly legendary, did it justice, and when they would cheer his name...well...that there's what it's all about.

  • Thanks my friend

    good working

    5 stars

  • teenagetragedyx: read a book it will do wonders for you.

  • her beauty is cursed

  • Don't you mean that her beauty is a curse.

  • it's kind of disgusting how men before treat women. like some sort of prize that they bet on...

  • @preciousangel18 -Have times really changed so much?

  • @Bimfirestarter well...in all honesty; yes. before men treat women as prizes, now they treat us as punching bags. o___o

    Not all men, though. Some men are too nice for their own good.

  • @preciousangel18 The prevelance of women as objects in like every music video (hyperbole) would seem to agree with me, but obviously you're right about not all guys being ghetto like that. Almost every guy in my family has turned out to be a complete moron, bad husband, bad father. I'm fortunate to have been able to observe and learn how NOT 2 B. -And remain safely single so far...

  • @preciousangel18 some men still do that today.

  • @JennalynRoa Yeah, I was about to say that. Thankfully, it's statistically a declining trend. But I doubt it will ever become 'just part of the history books'.

  • @preciousangel18

    Women suppopse to be man's sex slaves.

  • man this movie is confusing..

    so did hector die??

    and who is achillis?? (actor)

    im beggining to understand..

  • well i forgot hahah its ironic how pollux died he had a twin brother castor which these two share immortality :D

    there is no way that pollux had to die also XD

    well after this is the movie so what ever goes around comes around :D

  • hoo boy was Tyndareus too bad too helen in thihs one he really isnt like that, he wanted to protect Helen in the true story hahaha and its not by lottery on how Menelaus was chosen XD

  • why is everything foreign projected to Americans is depcted in in british accents?

  • cus they hate the sound of there own voice lol

  • @DistinctDealing -Because everyone knows they originally spoke British in ancient Greece.

    -Just ask George Lucas and senator Palpatine.

  • god....i hate achilles in this one

  • @Skinklovinboy i know me 2!!

    they could have made him handsome!!!!!!!

    they screwed him!

  • thats horrible, it wasnt her fault her brother was killed

  • achilles is annoying

  • Paris is shooting wrong in the end of this, you cant shoot a arow when you hold it likes that, it's impossible it's to hard if it's a real bow :P

  • I love this scene,Achilles ends up looking like a total fool.:)he obviously does not respect women but he wants Helen too because she is the daughter of their greatest god Zeus and her beauty cannot be matched and no man can resist her,not even the great achilles.Its just funny how he goes from saying shit to just staring at helen like a complete idiot.

  • Egh ppl!! 300 was sexier!! d0 u agree wit me ladies?

  • no we dont

  • hahah obviously you guys don't but then again that's my opinion so ha!

  • @zishhyles09 OH, SNAAP!!!

  • what an ass is her dad

  • so true...:)

  • sparta wtf i thoguht there kingdom was tory?! im confused explain someone!

  • two kingdoms, sparta (one with helen)

    and then Troy (with Paris and the king and the queen there)

    Whole story is about Paris stealing helen away back to troy, and so, sparta and troy end up going to war

  • agamemnon and menelaus are from mycenea..

    helen from sparta...

    paris from troy...

    since pollux was the only heir and he died...the king gave helen to those kings and that was the ring thing...menelaus' ring was the one in the jar that is why he married helen and became the new king of sparta...get it? :)

  • I like Pollux! ^_^ He's so cute! ^_^

  • he is...but i'm confused..his love for helen...brotherly loveor something more? :/

  • Maybe he desires Helen too but controls it... Helen is rather irresistible...

    That's my opinion ^_^

  • @stralbem -Ya know what? You're a smart man...gonna go places.

  • that is true...wow...so he did fell for her..lol....all the men did...:)..but i thinkit's not love...just lust...^^

  • Yah probably :)

  • lol,funny comment

  • omg.. bald achilles...

    i initially thought he was a monk

    lol...

  • @90938 -I'd rather a monk to this attempt at Achilles. At least a monk would have a cool, long robe that would look ever so dramatic as he spun and twirled and fougt off people with his lightsab- I mean sword...

  • boo i prefer BRAD PITT!!!

  • I prefer Brad too!

  • @LTHSFanpire Look across all these comments and ask yourself:

    "Who doesn't prefer Brad Pitt?"

  • how many troy movies are there?

  • Well, it is the most famous story ever told so I guess there are a few...

  • no that would be the bible

  • Hmm... OK then :P But the Bible sucks ;)

  • but more people have read it

  • More people have read the IKEA catalogue as well, that doesn't make it a greater piece of art ;)

  • @themachinegunn -And there's more archaeological evidence to support it, too, whereas this is and was meant to be a poetic myth. Alexander the Great apparently had the whole thing memorized, too, but he wouldn't have claimed to be descended from Achilles if he knew the guy was bald....

  • lol..no it doesn't...:)

  • @duhlikeicare -Sure it does! Don't let that fellow downgrade it like that!

    Come on, people!!! Who Hasn't read an ikea catalogue and then looked up into the starry sky at night, dumb with wonderment, and said:

    "Damn....if Ridley Scott made this ikea catalogue into a movie, they'd have to invent a whole new level of awards just for how great it'd be"?

  • @Kotlettbengt THE BIBLE SUCKS?! OMILORD!!!-Have you any freaking idea how many awesome movies have come out of it and COULD come out of it? The book of Joshua and its battles?! King David?! -Actually, there's a pretty epic one called King David with Richard Gere. Priam of Troy is acually mentioned in The Ten Commandments. Religion, unfortunately, has tainted the idea of it, so I guess I'm not surprised...(sigh).....

  • IM FROM SPARTA!

  • omgsh they are so mean to helen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WTF did they do to Achilles?!?!!! he's bald AND he agrees with Agamemnon!!!!

  • Amen!!!

  • @MuadDib27 -Oh, snap, that's right. Wolfgang Peterson's Troy had them as enemies. That dynamic was actually cool, because it made Achilles kind of more dominating and honoured than the king by the men....

  • @Bimfirestarter well, aside from Troy ( which i think was a wonderfully cast movie) Achilles' and Agammemnon's rivalry was infamous in the literary sources, the Iliad aside even.

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