Liechtenstein Successfully Tests Teeny Tiny Nuclear Bomb

[MydragonsflyMdf]

Current MSN status: Mommy! Can I have a teeny tiny nuke for Christmas!?

Then I linked this video...

[futureprowreslter]

hey where is the little mushroom cloud????

[rainerfilm]

HAHA! very funny...

[Zimplony]

I really wanted to see a miniature det.

[rrrime]

Now we're waiting for Colin Powell's speech to UN. Pres Bush said that Liechtenstein's Little People Party leader have 48 hours to run into woods or Marines will start an assault on beaches near Vaduz.

[TheAmazingMrDoctor]

OH SNAP!! Luxemburg gonna get us

[lovebreakerdecks]

eheh , wtf ? im from liechtenstein :S this is pure bullshit , cmon

[666Wo0k]

LOL

[Maxuskrachus]

thats a 1st April joke right?

[inflamed666]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHA HAAHAH AHAAHA HAHAAHA !!!!!

[vonkiser]

ha ha u guys got me. I actually was sittin here glued to the screen checkin it out.

[halfmumi]

wtf,is this real???

[footballbi1234]

The Unlited States is the best country...deal with it.

[mfirebird3000]

lol

[alifia23]

This is fun little bombs are in the hands of little peole. blow up world

[cksteele]

49 people have no sense of humor

[Jackpot807]

it's ironic, a country nobody knows about made a nuclear bomb the size of a doll; and detonated it to close for comfort to a city...

[toranamunter]

@Jackpot807 let me guess, you're American?

[Jackpot807]

@toranamunter Yay, you get a gold star.

[ter1960]

Americans can make fun of little Liechtenstein but they wish they had the same quality of life and standerd of living.

Who laughing now ?

[BlackStarGamer]

@ter1960 ehem. Liechtensteins wealth is not selfmade... its rich due to its the tax heaven of europe, almost stealing Money from other european coutries. Why else does Liechtenstein has two times more trusts than inhabitants?

[mmhansen]

According to the FAS, the US has a total stockpile of 5,113 warheads, of which 2,468 are operational, as of May 2010. In late 2009, Russia was believed to have approximately 4,600 operational warheads. The 12k figure includes both weapons held in reserve and waiting to be dismantled.

[srang12345]

@TheRobertHeredia well considering lichtenstein is one of the richest countries on earth id say...LOL to your comment..and us doenst rule anymore since 2005 when europes gdp exeeded the one of the us. 2007 the gdp of europe allredy was 2300 billion dollars higher...so..no america doenst rule the world anymore sry...thats just what your governement whnts you to think...so that the little american workers dont get saaaad and angry....

[patrykirl1]

And what right does US have to take it away?

[srang12345]

@patrykirl1 it was the UN not the US...the UN are there to look that the contracts made between countries are not broken..especially concerning nuclear waepons.

[scottgibson73]

Why bash the US?

[jarodbaugh]

I wish america would just nuke the rest of the world. We have enough bombs to do it several times. After a few dozen years we could just use other former country's resorces. Oh well, I'm off to McDonalds.

[srang12345]

@jarodbaugh haha...what will russia china france and the uk say to this?you know that russia still has more bombs than the us right?

[jarodbaugh]

@srang12345 Russia has never had more Nukes the U.S.A. They tried and went broke.

[srang12345]

@jarodbaugh well thts just not true..sorry but then theres a whole chapter of history that just past your knowledge..if a war would have happend america and its allies would have lost it...thats why they said if russia uses tactical nuclear weapons the nato will start the overkill...russia was overpowering the usa and the nato coalition by 1/3 as you can still see now..america has about 7000 atomar bombs while russia still remains with 12 k

[jarodbaugh]

@srang12345 ROFL, Ok kid. You have no idea what your talking about , because those numbers are backwards. You must be a communist.

[srang12345]

@jarodbaugh your just talking shit...america never was the biggest atomar might on earth...im no communist im just interested in the war that split my country...and you can look it up evrey where...at its highest russia had 16k nuclear warheads while america only had 12...and if you say thats wrong then either your completle brainwashed..or just didnt listen up in school...see being patriotic and talking shit are to different things...i guess your both?

[srang12345]

@jarodbaugh and sry but i dont have to take the word kid from a 20 year old patriot who got his knowledge from fox news..really just learn to learn..or get lost...see the internet is not only 4 watching porn.

[ThermalHD]

I hate the lame onionz network vids, get out of youtube..

[Skubishack]

I always knew they had WMD's.... :0

[Docktory]

So many people always have something nasty to say about us Americans, That's how we know were doing it right ;) when you cannot comment on nothing without mentioning us some how even if its an insult were always on your mind :D

[spiritos22]

@Docktory

Yeah sure. I'm just hoping next time you get nukes in the face, not planes in a tower. Now that would be a sight to see.

[spiritos22]

@Docktory

Every era has had one country more motherfkr than the others, invading others, slaughtering others.

Once there was the French, then the British, now your brainwashed country, next will be China.

That's how it goes on this planet.

Me I'm just visiting.

Just too bad your invasion of Irak wasn't as huge a failure as Viet-Nam (only few thousands dead soldiers instead of 50 000 dead steaks in Viet Nam).

[spiritos22]

@spiritos22

Ha. ha.

BTW. One good thing about death is that it ALWAYS gets the last word.

[Waroftheworlds112]

@spiritos22 Burn in hell asshole, just cause you THINK or HEARD that all Americans are fat, lazy, war mongers, does not make it true. I'm not fat, I hate war, and I have a life. I don't spend my time dissing other assholes, (like yourself) I actually don't care really. I hate Americans cause of the fat lazy dumb asses, but I hate people who say that all Americans should die because of those fat ugly mother fuckers. Have a nice day, kthanksbai!!!

[spiritos22]

@Waroftheworlds112

I didn't say ALL of them are...

I said 100 millions (statistics).

And I didn't HEAR, I SAW. I've traveled around before.

I don't want the people to die, I want the country to. And it is doing so.

[Waroftheworlds112]

@spiritos22 That makes more sense, I want the country to die to. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[Justise77]

in other news... a villian dog does nothing to save his family went we come back... WTF

[UNOnumb]

So what if it will be true and some European country will have bomb so what you thinking only america have right to attack countries and make nukes like a cakes ?

[srang12345]

@UNOnumb europe has hundrets of bombs..its just that lichtenstein realy isnt a major european country...and if lichtenstein builds bomb germany will have to the same..since lichtenstein is not part of the eu...and the circle begins again england and france that allredy have bombs en mass would have to stock up and so on and so on

[srang12345]

@UNOnumb but since its not real anyway...its more to be considered as push to start thinking...

[chumbocat]

Omg! It's just a joke you Morons!! How can....not enough critical mass? what are you trying to be scientific about a joke? Was the dog part a lie? What a bunch of doornobs

[happyseralstudent012]

Not enoungh critical mass for sustaniable nuclear fission

[xtro999]

Not all americans are lazy ok.

[spiritos22]

@xtro999

I just said at least 100 millions of them doorknobs have got fat shitty asses.

With a little chance they'll go on dying of heart condition, cancer or diabete.

Though a nuke holocaust would be way, way more effective.

[michael12533]

"there is ligitimate concern that liechtenstein's teeny tiny bomb can get into the hands of little people" who the terrorist migit nation wtf?

[420KushBlazin]

LOL

[Martin1983CSS]

Natürlich ist das ein Fake, OnionNewsNetwork verarscht eben die echten Nachrichtensender

[MestreXian]

20 milligrams warhead! 35 inches outsite the city of Vaduz. That makes sense.

[shortizahn]

Na toll... Was the dog part a lie aswell?

[schusterlehrling]

According to intelligence source they are haeavily workimg on the neutral bombin orderto become a neutural super power

[15firekid]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[JvMasta]

lol Thats a fake

[JotalianLeague]

That is so awsome, I could carry a few and throw them. i always wanted a nuclear type granade. But I need to be realy way or the blast needs to be small If I want to live to tell the tale.

I dont know, But Its like haveing the power of a nuke in the palm of your hand. How cool is that!?

[Silverdaddy101]

Ah, The mouse that roared.

[alvinneo]

hahahahaha

[budw84]

yay, nuclear grenades

[LostSimply]

Liechtenstein is part of the axis of evil.

[pwnlive]

its part of my left testicul

[csskalet]

ROFL! I love The Onion!

[pastyman32]

I cant belive how worked up some people are gettin!! ITS A JOKE GUYS! And a bloody funny one too. Thos of you taking this so seriously...GROW UP MORONS!!

[cuantumk]

Hahaha that' so funny lol

[supremeon1]

very very very funny.... :) :) ... nice one :)

[youacre]

I love these videos, this is my kind of humor lol

[supershikoku]

So Liechtenstein caused enormous earthquake that shook the very foundation of the earth afue years ago...

Scary stuff.

[sublimeisdope]

wow! bush you better read the small print!

[deltaalpha21074]

The newscaster is hott ---

[Bilboer]

Ha ha! That was funny. I sure hope the president read the fine print before he signed that treaty. Nice headquarter.

[waggabiggadoo]

LOLOLOLOL

[Supersniper47]

I would get like a hundred of these and just throw them around like firecrackers.

"Fuck you, and you, and you, and you, and you, fuck all of you, shut the hell up, get off my damn lawn, catch, heads up, fuck you, and you and you, HOLY SHIT CATCH!!!" -Me on a fucking nuclear rampage

[hellsmaw84]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[bordombuster]

nice

[distortion75]

It is not funny

[peterrosel]

Funny one!

[Rockorollo]

ohh my god leave it to the onion to post someting like that

[JEHLERS928]

thats a good way to get rid of those stumps in your back yard lol

[ethosaur]

cute small nukes thats nice just nuke your nabor

[CharIiePresents]

HAHA what did she call them 'iddybiddy bombs'?

[wjp255]

LOL! A funny video! Loved it.

[spiritos22]

Well in the US everything is big.

Especially their fat lazy asses.

100 million of them.

[dragonridley]

Not necessarily. I don't think many Americans have very big brains.

[theawesomeOTAKU]

haha thats funny you stereotype a country by how fat they are? not by how much they've contributed to the world? well i could see why a canadian would do that, they havent contributed ANYTHING!! so to make yourself feel better and fit the stereotype you just call all americans fat

[pufferfishfan08]

agreed, the only noteable thing canada is good for, is the violence during and after hocky games. Congrats on your success as a country.

[sublimeisdope]

fuck you you ignorant ass! its people like you who degrade your whole country! learn somerthing that isnt american, you might see that canada burned the white house! bitch

[pufferfishfan08]

that's something to brag about? and me making a joke is hardly degrading to the country as everyone in every country makes a joke about another country at some point or another. so by your logic you have degraded your own country. And for the record I'm quite fit before you throw the 'fat american' line at me.

[fryods]

Why do all Canadians fall back on "we burned the White House!!!111"

Yes. Yes you did. In the early 1800s. Congratulations.

[mrmynx]

psssst..WE BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE..

[daveymc]

I never even knew we burned down the White House... fukin sweet! The US kicks ass, always meet nice people, lots of boobies and I out drink every American I meet haha... fuck france tho, douche bags..

[HellBound8492]

@spiritos22 FOR your information there's about 300 million lol

[spiritos22]

@spiritos22

And those who do have a nice butt are in porn movies.

[tiggerjayeward]

@spiritos22 so whattya got against hte usa?

[srang12345]

@tiggerjayeward you dont even have to nothing...america kills itself without help from the outside..just wait :P:P

[mortededame]

@spiritos22 im not fat and im not lazy and im american?

[brennig2]

@mortededame You're to lazy to press the shift key.

[mortededame]

@brennig2 That doesn't make you lazy -_- I hate these stereotypes towards Americans !

[unclesara]

@spiritos22 Speak for yourself, Im not fat or lazy.

[SIXCHA]

@spiritos22 trool

[evilmidget95]

@spiritos22 Same goes for my dick, bitch.

[sobebella]

-waves little flag saying "go budda!: on it-

who is this jesus person O.o

[helloyorumcu]

FUCK AMERICA !!! FUCK ISRAEL !!! These are Terrorist....!!! ISRAEL IS TERROR STATE.

[sciencectn]

*Cricket*

[laetrille]

suck my balls

[dndfan54]

Liechtenstein got OWNED!!!!!!

[Lifeform38]

Great video, very well produced, even the news ticker tape is funny. I can see the film title now "Honey I shrunk the nukes" LOL

[mcmantry]

LOL well done!

[sharkkiller1]

did that guy say it was tested 35 inches outside of the city

[guitarandsinger]

fuck of jesus

[TheRebel2007]

Jesus is Coming?

EVERYONE, LOOK BUSY!

[yousafzia]

liechtenstein shouldnt be allowed to get tiny nukes , small children will be in danger

[xsaleence]

either I heard the bang or I had a bad day anyway ;-)

[Spyhunter3391]

well... alot of space for alot of nukes.

[RexNunc]

itty bitty bombs! lmao

[Moraltomten]

Rofl, I thought this was real for a sec there xD

[1989jimbo1989]

me 2.....lol

[TimCommerford]

To the arms! Being neighbours of this tiny tyranny, we have to act!

I suggest that we throw tons of cheese over there right on the nuclear warhead to drown it! (Now you know where I'm from...)

But honestly, the Liechtensteiners are great people. We Swiss love them.

[TheRebel2007]

Good idea in stopping the Liechtensteiners. But your aggressive actions might prompt the French to surrender!-LOL

[deleteuall]

LOL good one Reb.

[brucekirk89]

If it gets in the hands of little bitty people we are all screewd.I knew that damn Keebler elf was up to no good.DOWN WITH KEEBLER VIVA LA CRACKER

[hodge12009]

"ity bity bombs could get into the hands of little people" lol

[hodge12009]

you guys are retarted this is a joke!

[importedmusic]

coming from the prat who can't even spell retarded

[GotMelky01]

this is the onion news network, go on myspace and its a news channel, that makes jokes, none of them are real.

[movieboy6]

SMALL!!! LOL germany better be carful. it is like 800 pounds of c4 though. so LOOK FOR A TINY BOMB BEFORE u GO 2 SLEEP

[demoneyes999]

darn, i thought i was going to see a teeny tiny nuclear explosion, aww man.:(

[Loroz92]

LMAO i thought this was real!

[habacabula]

this is a joke you fucking retards

[zmandt1993]

20mg of u235 has the same potenchil energy as 800 powns of c4

[sral1987]

oh fuck thats quiete a lot power for just 25mg!!

[zmandt1993]

it is

[Gazzy1500]

a nuke??

that thing is big enough to destroy a lego house!

[JamesL510]

lol 20mg nuke... seems dumb

[madmax10101]

LOL XDDDDDDDDD

[pabek25]

little people.. yess we are...8)

hear me say..

..

[XOROHN]

lol...that lookes like a joke...we in germany say therfore "comandie"

[hitechtonicleader]

did they stop testing those nuclear bombs?

and when they did this somewhere like for an example in a desert will be the area where the bomb exploded is this area then contaminated?

[TheRebel2007]

You can't trust these small countries...not since the 1980 Communist take-overs of Monaco, San Moritz, Vatican City, Liechtenstein, Luxumburg, Andorro and Scotland!!

[AllahSuperstar]

I c.. you're American.. goodluck!

[TheRebel2007]

It's pronounced "Amurikun!" - LOL!

[movieboy6]

dude. the scots wont hurt ppl with nukes. not all communist taken over countrys have nukes. not only that, scotland doesent have an army, navey, air force or silos. so, dont insult the scots, or they will challange u 2 a drink off, and u will lose :)

[TheRebel2007]

Relax, it was just a joke. And a bad one at that! And yes, I would lose...very badly...at drink-off! -LOL!

[Srjl]

HAHAHA!! xD That nuke was reeeally cute!

[ggotuee]

LOL

[BennyLovin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA­HHAH! That was funny!!!!!!!!!! ROLF!

[binowe]

Teeny weeny nuclear bomb! hahaha

[NewNecro]

ahahahahah XD

[JayCKat]

The UN should condemn the small nation of Lechtenstein. The UN should call for a trade embargo and halt all sugar exports, both white and brown sugar to this little nation. Development of 20mg Nuclear warhead, about 1/(1 trillionth) the power of the nuclear bomb that hit Hiroshima, could start a nuclear arms race in Europe.

Given the security of Lechtenstein nuclear research facility (A gingerbread house), theft of nuclear weapons and the knowledge to build one, could occur.

[panzerkiller13]

lol JayC

[TashkentFox]

Are the 'little people' the UN are concerned about the IRA? Those bloody Irish Leprechauns.

[brendonmilligan07]

HAHAHA... this was fucking hillarious, awsome video dude.

[iamaunik]

Why people need nuclear weapon? Get a girl,get a life !

[TashkentFox]

For a moment I thought this report was real.

[JORDIxRx]

This isnt real lol. Did you see the size of the nuclear research facility... Its a ginger bread house, haha and that contract george bush signed.... come on people, be real

[waackomann]

fucking LOLS

[KWOfficial]

oooookkkkkk

[Juustinge3Rulz]

lol evil dog at the end

[CRZephyr]

That's racist...

[KRxHigh3rxPow3r]

oh boo hoo, everyone makes fun of everyone, so don't start crying when someone makes a funny joke that isn't even offensive

[SmoothCrunchie]

waiting for the US to deploy its miniature army

[lockheed22]

nah, we signed a teeny treaty.

[mazurkaawic]

the bomb was detonated 35 inches outside of the city of Vaduz????????? WTF this video is not real

[blacksept47]

i heard that too, but then i looked down and saw the onion news network symbol. it is fake, but they do a really good job of making it look real.

[Iceprince4500]

duh it is fake. you couldn't tell? villain dog?? funny but can easily tell that this is just a joke.