folgers coffee

[MayaRaimondo]

hahahahaha!!!

[driedhidehills]

coffee is code for vagina.

[TheRealThreeP]

Nowadays, a remark like that would've gotten him kicked in the heehaws and no sex for a month.

[quirpco]

Wow the good ol' days, when the future of an entire marriage was determined by the quality of instant coffee you bought!

[royms2000]

Maybe they could afford better coffee if he didn't spend all their money on those girls at the "office."

[nicenice11z]

Wow. That was sexist

[MrFloppypancakes]

Haha tell that bitch what's up. Next time smack her face and tell her to to suck your dick. ....Wtf bitch! This coffee sucks! ( smmaaack) now, suck-my-dick( zip)

[mrbeebarf]

Daaaamn woman Yo coffee sucks. You best tighten up on the coffee making or I'm gonna bone Linda down at the office.

[PimpernellP]

good to see all the womens lib fans going ape over this.

[chrissylm37]

If my coffee is so harsh then make it yourself you insensitive bastard!!!!!!...lol

[inechiSAN]

MAKE YOUR OWN COFFEE YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!

[cornhonky434343]

Of ALL the things he wants for his birthday, he picks COFFEE?

[nanlisa]

Or how about this? "Today on an all-new Dr. Phil: Husbands Who Hate The Way Their Wives Make Coffee."

[nanlisa]

How about this? Harvey doesn't like his wife's coffee. He prefers the kind that's made at the office. His wife thinks that he's having an affair with one of the girls at the office who makes the coffee there. His wife calls the Steve Wilkos show and wants to know if Harvey is cheating on her. Harvey takes a lie detector test and fails it. Harvey's wife then throws the hot cup of coffee right into his face and storms off the stage.

[mannv32]

"That's pretty harsh." "Well so's your coffee!" haha

[Uncool4school]

Man, this guy takes coffee way too seriously. He practically threatens to cheat on her over it!

[Toph625]

even back then men disrespect women.if i was her i would've said ......................."Well make it yoself bitch!!"

[vaibanez17]

What a misogynistic bastard; my wife would destroy me if I said that to her lol

[techwiz81]

most offensive thing about this ad: they're pretending instant coffee tastes as good as real brewed coffee

[huanga2get]

hahaha this was so fucked up

[bensaret]

Happy birthday! Here's some coffee!

[jurryaanyy]

how old is this?

[sillykatz]

is this the simpler time that republicans and fundy christians talk about? just wondering

[rachelallencamus]

@sillykatz exactly. personally, I'm thankful for the "debauchery" of the sexual revolution.

[Thatcooltroll]

I saw this advert and needed a cup of coffee

[KalikAP01]

It's a good thing they muted the grunts and moans in those last few seconds so we could hear the announcer guy.

[SwellowArmormaster]

Damn woman not being able to make a good cup of coffee.

[elvisisdead26]

bitches got it eazy these days. wish it was still ok to pimp hand your ho for making a shit cup 'o joe

[Mrzjz]

A simpler time

[BomsUtopia923]

how were they supposed to allow them the right to vote when they couldn't even make good coffee?

[cbfd234]

Typical American lol

[1nvert1go]

HAH!

[TheCheerioBandit]

"That's pretty harsh."

"Well, so's your coffee."

OH SNAP

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

InstANT Folgers! Guaranteed to spark up your awkward and deceitful sex life!

[vbritsi]

Alas, a bygone era where things were what they ought to be.

[Christianchic907]

Let me get this straight... His love for her is based on the quality of the coffee she makes? *Pig alert sounds*

[m4573rch33f]

“Good thing he likes my coffee – otherwise I might lose him to the secretaries at work!”

[wazzoo5]

that's pretty harsh

well, so is your coffeee!

hahahahaa gets me every time(:

[TrashySuperstahh]

I've watched this video so many time, considering i have to do a essay on it. and it never gets old.

[edybeast]

"Harvey, want anything special for your birthday?"

"Just a decent cup of coffee!"

"You know, the girls down at the office make better coffee on their hotplates!"

"Well, then why don't you have one of those skanks make coffee for you, asshole!" *Goes out door, then drives off to meet her lover*.

[alexlogic]

I wonder if fresh "perked" is supposed to mean something else. What a dumb commercial, even for that time period.

[dwils4230]

I'll surprise Harvey for his birthday tonight....and make him INSTANT COFFEE!

Sha zamm

[Cynthia284]

lol

yeah sure, "coffee"

[nazgjunk]

"That's harsh." "Well so is your coffee." WELL SO'S YOUR FACE

Shave with Gilette, 2-blade safety razors for the modern man!

[stoney26]

That is the worst birthday party I have ever seen.

[bluecatky]

Seems like a lot of the coffee commercials from the 1960's featured husbands being total bastards toward their wives about the quality of their coffee. If I was Harveys wife, I'd throw that shitty coffee in his face.

[summerrenee616]

@bluecatky haha. same here.

[NuclearOat]

OH SHIT NIGGER, COFFEE WITH CAKE?

THOSE TASTES WILL CLASH LIKE A BITCH.

[david02129]

WOW. 

[DonnaKat]

LOL, I'd make that decent cup of coffee and then dump it on his crotch. :)

[Killenwolf]

no instant coffee tastes anything like real coffee

[jsilence418]

Harvey is a spaz!

[CiniCraft]

BITCH! *slaps* THIS COFFEE SUCKS!!

[moonbreaker828]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[sydtheninja]

Summary of this video:

Guy is so disgusted by wife's coffee making that he ultimately decides to have an affair with a bunch of girls at his workplace. His upset wife runs over to her neighbor's house and begs her for a good coffee secret, because apparently making good coffee is the key to her marriage. She goes home and her husband is so impressed by her artificial new coffee that he makes a lame pun and decides to have sex with her.

[chronofantasy5]

I make my own coffee, it sure as hell ain't Failgers, and I have yet to meet a single person who didn't like the way my coffee tasted :D

[pbm788]

We decided that this video is about my mom.

[daeviant]

make your own coffee, dick

[LMarieexo]

thanks :)

[LMarieexo]

does anyone know when this was made?

[no1DdC]

I'm not a 100% sure, but I think this ad is from 1963.

[morepamdemonium]

"You know the girls down at the office make a better cup of coffee on their hot plates. " You know the milkman is better in bed then you are in the milk truck lol

[morepamdemonium]

Why is she even out of bed? The first time my husband complained about something I had prepared for him I would sleep in there after and he could get his own self off to work.

[AlxFitz]

Yeah make me a decent cup of coffee you stupid cow!

[Darkanias]

If a female can't cook (or make drinks), what use is she? :P

[TrashySuperstahh]

nob.

[TrashySuperstahh]

tell harvey to make his own coffee.

[Rezindez]

I wish more commercials were like this. It's nice, slow, and relaxing.Commercials of today suck, just like the shows they're stuck between.

[ryf4165]

I don't get the problem with this commercial... except it was in black & white, which is a real turn off for me, but come on people, they didn't have color TV back then. Calm down. I wish commercials like that were around nowadayz :)

[yesher12]

"How 'bout I pour you a nice cup of SHUT THE F*CK UP?!?!?

[musicaddict159]

HAHAHAH, i find this commercial hilarious

oh well- ya its sexist, but it fit with the culture of the time

my grandma still likes to act as if men are the leaders of the family- i just ignore her

[oceansdoor]

then make your own god damn coffee, you ungrateful bastard ya!

[TheScienceguy77]

haha, I bet the feminists love this commercial

[tiosopaman]

damn beetchez nowadays forget their place!!!

[LOAblue]

What a subserivent doormat! Make that ungrateful bastard make his own coffee

[LOAblue]

What a dick! and the men down at your office are a lot better in bed. I'd like to see the reaction, if a commercial like this; was run today.

[KingR3aper]

Hahah. Ah the 20th century. Why did you have to go.

[uberxchuck944]

0:14 what a dick

[ThumbWarDestroyer]

Ah, the good old days where you could fuck aaalllll the girls in the office.

[dahsif]

Ah, good old times. Men and women happy together.

Or not, according to "Mad Men".

[WizardKing78]

Ahhhh, the good old days, when wives tried hard to please their husbands, and wouldn't dream of initiating divorce; stealing the kids, house, bank-account, pension, etc.

[dahsif]

Do you think they're happier today?

[ThumbWarDestroyer]

i think it's all relative.

[WizardKing78]

They wont be when they realize that it was a MISTAKE to get love-handles tattoo.

[1daily]

Wow... You must have been a shitty husband for your ex to hate you THAT much... I bet a cup of Folgers will cheer you right up! :)

[WizardKing78]

Honey, the girls in the office couldn't hold a candle to your coffee...

Now SHUT UP and make me a cup of Folgers!

[morepamdemonium]

Wizard though this commercial doesn't really show it I think husbands tried hard to please their wives also. My Grandfather did all kinds of things to make my grandmother happy that my father would never consider doing for my mother.  People in general thought of those around them much more then they do today. Well, then there was the racism that went on back then. Basically, I don't think we will ever get it right. Human beings we are a mess lol

[djtyg]

I could see them in bed:

"Well honey, the girls in the office like it when I stick it in there!"

[BadWolfProphecy]

I would have kicked im in the nuts, then gave him a special blend of coffee, boiled dog crap laced with my own piss.

[CollinKapow]

My God you poor baby!! Wheres your coffee girls when you need them, huh? It's tough to be a man sometimes, you know, especially in 1956. It's not all percolated coffee girls and koala bear back rubs. No, sirree.

[woohooboy]

Folger's Coffee 2009 Ad

WIFE: Honey, did your enjoy the coffee?

HUSBAND: Actually, I didn't. It was bad. The girls down the office do a much better job than you. Sorry to be cruel, but the truth hurts sweetheart, so deal with it!

WIFE: Thank you for that piece of constructive criticism. Allow me to repsond in kind by saying, those "girls down the office" can clean your clothes, make your meals, tidy the damn house and put up with all your other crap you whiny sod. Oh and you're SHIT in bed!

[foxgloves321]

So, what you're saying is that feminism is too prevalent in todays society. This I can agree on.

[hesglorious]

How about a nice cup of hot coffee in your lap Darling?

[ladylike1980]

Today, if the jerk wanted coffee, he could go to Starbucks where a gay guy could make him a delicious cup. I can't believe

society treated women like such crap back then. The man is mentally abusive and the brainwashed door mat of a wife

takes all of his $hit. Shame on them both.

I wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes back then.

[g0thmoth]

Me and you both there Sister.I think he's a jerk even by 1956 standards though.

[THOMASOAKMAN]

@ladylike1980 Maybe so. But those abusive couples, are mostly married, old farts that still mentally abuse each other to this very day/

[Khasrod]

My guess is he gets a lot of "hot coffee" from the girls at the office.

DOHOHOHO

[weightymatey]

Hilarious! What else do "the girls" do better at the office?

[hellohelogirl75]

Good Coffee = Sex

[rhenfield]

I love how he's so disgusted with her culinary failings that he can't even bring himself to kiss her goodbye.

"Well....goodbye".

[morepamdemonium]

I can't believe she cared that he didn't kiss her goodbye.

[Malfipenguin]

Awesome....awesome to the max...

[lawyerly]

No, the main problem with this isn't the sexism angle. The main problem is that instant coffee takes like crap.

[thursdaycure]

lol this situation wouldent happen in todays society a guy complains about havign bad cofee and a bad wife,she would probaly tell him to fuck himself and make his own damn coffee

[Fearless65]

where's my coffee bitch

[kotraquin]

fresh perked LOL

[dan131m]

I like how their dinner apparently consists of an entire cake and a couple mugs of coffee.

[chrisflvs442]

it was his birthday

[dapoetmaster]

YA a decent damn cup of coffee is that too much to ask for?? Evidently...LOL.

[ladylike1980]

Oh no he DIDN'T ! I can't believe the crap women took back then. How did they deal with

that? What a miserable existence. I never

realized how lucky I was.

Thanks for the wake up call. I woke me up more than a cup of coffee.

[djbro16]

yeah that woman looks really miserable, and all the kids were misbehaving.. NOT

[hotdog2020]

I was joking for gods sake. My point is my wife would never put up with that for one and two its just plain rude as hell.

[bantowns]

heh, I can't imagine what instant coffee tasted like in the 50s as bad as it still tastes in 2008!

[hotdog2020]

Oh hell no!!!! My wife would bitch smack me into next week kikik

[DreddsBoot]

Smack her back. Make it hurt. If smacking men is ok, then smacking women back is ok too. They want 'equality' right?

[morepamdemonium]

Ok I am not sure why this even needs to be said but, physical violence to ones spouse is not OK. women slapping men or men slapping women. It really has nothing to do with "equality" and just to inform you not all women are feminist.

[needles1987]

"That's pretty harsh"

"So is your coffee"

LMAO!!

[djlarrikin]

I lol'd hard

[ikbeninbalans01]

more please..

[ebf1957]

E.J. Peaker played Natalie Schaffer (Mrs. Howell) in the TV movie about Gilligan's Isalnd in 2001 or '02.

[TREVOR1900]

These people are actually made of wax. Who the hell drinks coffee at night anyway?

[hend6475]

How can you get your husband to desire you? Make good coffee!

[discoder]

Ha ha ha! Classic. Gotta love 50s attitudes. That "girls in the office" was a nice oblique reference to the fact that he's obviously cheating on her.

[DreddsBoot]

Oh, "obviously".

And if a wife makes a mentions that the plumber fix her pipes, it must mean the she's OBVIOUSLY cheating on him right? Why do people project their own misandry & never-ending suspicion of males onto a good natured, clean-cut 50s commercial?

[discoder]

Talk about taking things the wrong way. For a start I'm not some angry feminist with an axe to grind (Having a cock and a set of balls disqualifies me immensely there). In the 50s, that ad was innocent enough. If you did that nowadays, you'd be bombarded with complaints.

[wareagle2005au1]

Damn,....you mean guys actually used to get away with bitchin thier old lady up?

[nau99]

He's so gay...

[33Mark221]

That's why I love him so.

[Adria20]

he's cheating on her!!! If I was her I would have put poison in his coffee

[yammer2007]

lmao

[MyronBreckinridge]

The abused (and masochistic) wife is actress E.J. Peaker from "Hello Dolly" and a short-lived Robert Morse TV show called "That's Life" she was one of my favorites. heard she went all Born-Again and gave up the business. Maybe getting dumped on for serving her dolt of a husband coffee led up to it.

[newguy98]

If Harvey tried that shit these days he'd lose half his stuff!

[redhawks45]

thnk goodness men don't act like th tnow or they'll get btich slaped!

o well all the poor guuy wanted was a good cup of coffee! lol

[atariboy84]

"Now let's see if you can give a blowjob as good as those girls at the office."

[freespeechnot]

yes thats the way to have cream with your coffee

[Noi1588]

wow, talk about putting women down

[freespeechnot]

that was the good old days when the bitches kew their place was in the kitchen looking after the man of the house, now it seems the lazy cows have forgotten their place in the pecking order, I would slap that bitch all over the house if my coffee wasnt right and on time.

these ugly womens lib dykes spoiled it all with their carpet munchin theorys.

[RioMadeira]

It's guys like you that have kept feminism alive and well. Thanks for doing your part.

[freespeechnot]

its bitches like you who have, kept feminism as stupis as the women who follow it.

[RioMadeira]

There is no sense in explaining the intelligence of feminists (especially in comparison to you), since you're not going to listen. I will say, however, that I don't apologize for being a feminist or a bitch, and you can't make me.

[morepamdemonium]

The good old days when men seemed to know their place as sole provider. Now if seems the lazy cocks have forgotten their responsibilities and are happy to sponge off women. Just a stab in the dark here, you come across by your writing as uneducated, probably don't make much money and not sole provider as the man in the commercial is. Maybe even sponging right now. If you won't take responsibility like him then don't expect to be served like him. Not that it would give you the right anyway.

[AlxFitz]

You done now?

[XaviersSecretary]

OMG its pleasant ville!!

[DraikRoan]

I wish my girlfriend gave me coffee for my birthday! I'll give her some laundry detergent on hers. :)

[dolager]

He should have smacked her before going to to work

[Nickfan001]

Holy cow, that was unbelivable

[nuchirayo]

this commerical CLEARLY isn't about coffee, it's about sex. Fresh-perked...that sounds like some slang for tight coochie n e way lol.

[Adrast]

"Fresh-perk... Fresh-perk..." blab! blab! Shut up you stupid bitch...

[CairoEast]

Ugh. Bad pun. Bad bad pun.

[gbaughma]

My mrs. would say "Then get off your lazy ass and make your own coffee!" :-)

[ddlrstp]

Dont get mad at the guy. It is his job to make sure the housewife does as she is told. wtf did you expect.

[negativeEclipse]

You don't get to see what happens next but you get the picture by him blowing out the candle, they are now going to try to have a baby. They won't be able to though because he finds out that she is really a "he".

[demomandpop]

Serve me instant coffee and see where you sleep tonight, bitch.

[NYSuzy87]

omg, what a douche.

[1upgamer]

She's getting porked tonight!

[bibleboy]

Wow I was waiting for him to fall over dead after his birthday coffee. I am sad.

[mac100100]

Bring back the good ole days! That guy is my hero.

[TRESBELA]

Your hero? Oh I bet you would love to have a lil miss housewife wouldn't ya? UGH! MEN!

[SpartanCXVII]

*Cough* Feminist...

[ericmcbride]

This was typical of the era. Don't worry Tresbela, men don't act like this anymore, they just find it extremely funny and justify the reaction by excluding themselves from any notion of honour.

[redhawks45]

cal,m down! spaz! gezzee! its the 50's wat do ya expect

[dolager]

Hell yea! That was back when this country was great. When women knew that a bad cup of coffee was enough to get your ass kicked up and down the kitchen floor.

[Loma2323]

I love this commercial. It is amazing how gender roles have changed....at least concerning coffee.

[kn2814]

lmao... awesome. that guy got pretty nasty over just a cup of coffee, lol.