NZ All Blacks Maori 'Haka' War Dance

[dmtrRU]

Что то напиздели друг дружке, наверное неочень приятное.

[lolnostanku]

i bet this is how george lucas got his inspiration for mandoa.

[MsSalas1979]

check out the guy 0:40 scratching...



[supernarwhal123]

umm, who are the guys in red?

[I4isabell]

Damn! the guy at 0:40 gat really excited even he's lil "guy" hehe "Do the wiiigie dance"

[woahITZscyan]

accidental butt hump 1:41

[belm0nd]

Я посмотрел видео и обосрался от страха... Что бы было, если бы я с ними на поле был!?! оО

[LeandroMuntendam]

guuy at 0.34 is like: hurry the fuck up i gotta piss!!!

[123MRwolfe]

@LeandroMuntendam

no sense of understanding a culture and disrespectful when you said that dude dang!!

[thomson765]

if i was an opponent... i would run, run like hell

[rayt0rr3s]

my HS football team does this

[MrBorat3000]

mongos ;DDDD

[dustin7875]

hey bobbygoo9.... they just won the world cup moron!

[Mattessj]

@laglagga monkeys that can tear your head off...being pros they prolly never have to work another day in thier lives....so stfu

[laglagga]

@Mattessj Oh Im sure they could...monkeys are very strong.

[bobbygoo9]

MAYBE IF THEY SPENT LESS TIME DANCING AND MORE TIME PRACTICING THEY'D BE A BETTER TEAM, HAWAII WANNABES

[DannyBoy93Live]

@bobbygoo9 This is the Maori Haka. Hawaii has their own, distinct war dance. I believe it's the Ha'a. Definitely not the same thing.

And ya know, they just won the 2011 World Cup... So I'd say they're a pretty good team.

[VampireFromTheAbyss]

They look stupid, not intimidating at all... O_o

[TheSarashepp]

Brilliant, i love the haka :)

Seen how scary the women look when do it though lol. would NOT mess with them lol.

[kanetfsb]

2011 CHAMPIONS !!

[Morgana0x]

Gave me goosebumps. Once they were warriors.

[TheRunnergirl114]

i dont get this are they soccer players im so confused why did they do this????

[walterdr9]

@TheRunnergirl114 are rugby players from New Zealand, and is a clasic ritual before play, is called Haka

[Jack150495]

one of our maori friends did a real one for my mums birthday.... dnt be fooled guys.... watch it in real life and you get well and truly pumped! its mind numbing!

[locklax96]

i would be scared shitless



[mcard1d]

This video is so manly, I had to pause it half way through and have a shave.

[3namekiller]

Soccer was a British term in the forty's, or summink like that?!

It's Football lol, why bring that up in a Rugby vid?

[teacherguapa]

I'm in LURVE, lol x

[AithaKartik]

The guy at 0.34 was like "Please not today."

[Dante1973ful]

?? PAYASOS!!

[marisanchez916]

Daaaamn, lol



[Marshallnd]

Too much testosterone? NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!

[xXxFinisher4thxXx]

0:32 why f@!%k I wanted to do that sport ?!

[MiamiGiantSquids]

The New Zealand against Tonga dancing that is something cool. I think we should begin to that at NFL as well.

[boboo73]

that was friggin awesome!!!

[ScouseBobWaterlooRfc]

The haka defo shits on tongas one!!

[slytman85]

i heard when they stick their tounge out it means there going to kill u then eat u but hey it was a war dance a long long time ago

[McDoucheBagthe3rd]

The guy @ 0:33 must be thinking "Why in the hell did I start playing this sport, these guys are going to eat me alive!"

[PieMan1018]

@ 1:28. Best face ever!

[LoryGlory2010]

oooh awesome:)

but please don't kill the other team :D

[poisonblack83]

can anyone translate what they're saying ?

[ShaimaFrance]

All blacks are the best!!!!!

[SSSSSSSHASHA]

Bwahahaha. The guy at 0.40 took that opportunity to scratch himself

[timberwolves03]

0:34 the guy is shittin his pants

[southessex]

i'd like to see them do that at Millwall berfore a game of football

[heywoodejerblowme]

@southessex Really?Big difference,rugby fans dont go out to wreck every place the go to.Soccer is a bit of a poofta game if you ask me.

[southessex]

@heywoodejerblowme don't call it soccer

[rekke41]

@southessex

You do realize that Soccer was a British right?

[rekke41]

@southessex

You do realize that Soccer was a British term right?

[8leker]

a classic haka showdown with NZ vs TONGA, too bad tonga had no chance in that game..lol. we'll see how it goes down in the opening game of rugby world cup 2011 when they play again. allblacks all day.

[guggmaister]

it's not a wardance

[MrLopez508]

@guggmaister then what is it then u dumbshyt

[guggmaister]

@MrLopez508 hav a look in wikipedia.don't speak just coz u'v got a tongue.study sometimes.i knw it's a difficult think to for a person like u

[sacrospidey]

spartans what is your profession?

au au au au

[LinusMFF]

I would shit my pants if I saw em!

[killerboyfugman]

who one this match?

[no1doesitlikeme]

@killerboyfugman Lol...have a guess..

[demonkingDX]

I always do this HAKA to my GF before i banged her in bed. She will like what the fuck, staring at me weirdly with her eyes before i suddenly forced my dick into her wide mouth........ And thats way, if you want a girl to like you.

[macchiotta]

fantasticiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­ii

[foxhole3]

high school cheerleaders should do this i used to hate their annoying chants

[cortezstreasure]

with the haka, there is no such thing as too much testosterone :P

[ilmare73]

I would like to see a match between Rugby team and America Football team to see what happens .I would like to see the americans crush by the All Blacks . This Haka is wonderful ritual .

[123kathiful]

welcome back to Stone Age ^^

[woodsman513]

at 33 seconds the guy pissed himself and he is covering it up

[iStipek]

Sorry, but this is just... lame.

[CaolanQuinn1]

@iStipek you right, they should be doing something cool like commenting on youtube videos...

[iStipek]

@CaolanQuinn1 Right back at ya

[9104285128]

like a true man

[Robstrike1]

intense

[MrMatthew1180]

Maybe I'll understand this after I move down there from the states but for now it is just weird. Man I cant wait to move down there.

[jamplease1]

That is just SEXY! Yummy. When looking for a mate, I'll remember to make them perform a haka.

[lanzelotty]

Better than the whole game!

[lanzelotty]

Better than the whole game!

[tikkigirl11]

The all-blacks are awesome i am a kiwi, my brother can do the haka as well!!

[wisesakura]

That's HOTTT!!!!!

[dilirent]

i would hate to be the team receiving this song...probalby shit my pants

[Matdogg2k]

I liked the All Blacks when Jonah was on it

[mountainstandardtime]

Total bullshit it all means nothing.

[maoribattalion]

@mountainstandardtime then why comment?

Jealousy's a bitch huh?

[thesharkchick]

I love this. The NZlanders have stayed closer to their roots than most cultures. Man used to hunt for his food and cultivated a need for the hunt. With the invention of agriculture, we no longer need to hunt for food, yet our primal need for battle is still in our blood. That's one reason why team sports were invented. This display is so moving and incredibly uplifting. It made me want to jump up and do it with them!

[inthemood4food]

hahah whos harder

[theohiokid67]

This is no doubt the best pre game hype up I have ever seen....no shortage of intensity- Love it!!!

[HansLe518]

It's tradition for NZ teams to don battle attire and tear each other to pieces outside the stadium after games--or so I hear

[tenspoonsofspin]

Definitely not "too much testosterone" in these fellas. This is what real men look like. Forget your sensitive, skinny jean wearing, mama's boys. Gimme a fella with thighs like rocks who knows the haka!

[bman0341]

@tenspoonsofspin Exactly. A man needs to be able to go to war or at least try to defend himself at the drop of a hat. Take that pansy, skinny, over-sensitive bullshit and wipe your ass with it.

Warrior Spirit. Plain and simple.

I'll make it easy for you pussies out there:

"You don't have to win. JUST FIGHT".

[TheMissKF]

Fitzy Was a good captain in his day...met him a few times too..

Made some good calls...

Grant Fox was the man at goal kicking till he retired...got it over every time...hardly a miss...you could say "he'll get it over no problem"...that he did...Good Ol Foxy eh..wodda man!!.....

[TheMissKF]

Tonga are like a bunch of walking robots with at the end!!...right left,right left etc..with there arms and legs lol...

not even a full jump! the AB's do way better!!

[Marsikus]

Damn! That`s POWERFUL!

[24isobel]

Parece alguna clase de baile previo al apareamiento jajajajajaaj

[noboru1992]

ooofft. just let the maoris doing their haka, its their tradition and the dance is to emphasize their pride of being from new zealand. im sure that if your country had a traditional dance, you would 100% support it. but hey, you might be jealous because your country might not have tradition and that just sucks.

[DocNayan]

@noboru1992 ..Noboru1992, WTF? I'm not sure if your comment is a criticism or a response to someone else or to me...I'm trying to follow the logic or rationale behind your totally nonsensical comment...Just "who" here is jealous of The Maori people and Haka?????? You appear reasonably literate, however....

[noboru1992]

@DocNayan my previous response was directed towards those who are criticising the haka. my previous response is directed to those who relentlessly claim that the haka is "a waste of time", "stupid", etc. i'm not implying that you said this, again my previous response was directed to those who criticise the haka. read properly docnayan.

[gamermanPS3]

@noboru1992 ,ike the klompen dans rom the netherlands. i should say fuck that.

[KoalaEl]

Please...Can you tell me the name of first all black's player in video?

[DocNayan]

Its Taine Randell..former captain for the All Blacks. He replaced Fitzpatrick.

[GuamKomudo]

The only problem with the Haka before a football game is that you pretty much have to win afterwards lol Hi Maori guys =) From Guam =D

Were not as scary as you guys, but were like brothers =)

[9978412]

Awesome vid. Hate rugby, but love the Haka. Would pay just to see the intensity and feel the emotion.

[mormonchick1011]

lol 0:33 , coch wetting his pants! XD

[FrEsHaZiMiZ100]

thats a player

[mormonchick1011]

@FrEsHaZiMiZ100 mabe, but the fact of the matter does not change

[ninjacleaner]

the truth is they're no need cheerleaders for this game..and this is boring sometimes

[bd616214]

@ninjacleaner ur an idiot

[DocNayan]

Ok, "whatever" if that wasn't bad enough english. Being an academic and having researched Maori culture, I've cited bibliographic references and emailed them to you. But, don't take my word for it :) Even with that said, and having had my common sense flakes breakfast this morning...I see huge men, full of adrenaline, leaping, screaming at the top of their lungs, making striking, punching, chopping, kicking and cutting motions ending with slitting of a throat motion. What planet are you on?

[jaideroxor]

@DocNayan an academic eh? Does that imply that you remembered to use peer-reviewed sources?

[FrEsHaZiMiZ100]

u must be fukin stupid 2 say that u dumb cunt

[vartanto]

kia ora Arotearoa!

[dessertkorky2008]

sometimes i wonder... if their cricket team starts doing this thing everytime they are playing India, my team would shit their pants....!!!! :P

[JimboParadox]

Never mind - it's Taine Randell.

[JimboParadox]

Awesome vid. Especially the haka solo. Who's the dude at the beginning from 0:07-0:26 at the front, starting the war chant? Before every1 else joins in?

[dkickboxer]

Too much testosterone? Is there such a thing? I think if anything this world needs more men acting like men nowadays.

[SethP666]

TOTALLY agree mate