Anaconda 3 - Incredibly Bad CGI

[kojakos86]

lol gosh anaconda 1 looked way better then that and it was what 15 yrs ago? haha gosh

[popsnaify]

Dont HASSEL THE OFF

[illriginalized]

CGI only good for explosions... lol

[MyLeque]

Ridiculo o efeito grafico desse filme! Anaconda 2 é o melhor

[Konrad762]

This snake sounds like the Predator:)

[365275]

The CGI is better than the acting...

[desdemasaya]

What?

[gatortoothedglasses]

seems legit

[MyWhorehouse]

idiots!

[thefacemandem]

ENOUGH IS A ENOUGH, I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHER F*CKING FILM

[BragoTHEgraviyKING]

Ive seen better stories in porn -_-

[SuperMegaDudeguy]

This CGI is brilliant compared to raptor planet. That CGI made it look like the raptors were moon walking forward!

[jwashburn86]

I know. You can definitely tell that fire's fake!

[Thelones]

Was that anaconda floating? It moved without shifting a single spec of dust from the ground.

[WiseYuri]

i agree with megaDudeMegaDude, the CGI is not THAT bad (still crap, but i've seen a lot worse, even when you think you have seen everything, there's always something more atrocious and awful), but it looks even more bad because is clashes terribly with the lighting. and at 0.22-0.23 it looks like the snake is a plastic model, jesus if it's awful. XD

[ShadeToSun]

I would have ate her.

[carron979]

Unbelieveble!!! ...The off-road car at the beggining of the video is a ARO 244 fabricated in Romania until a couple of years ago...How the hell did it get there ?

[dragonlibre11]

mojone



[megaDudeMegaDude]

The CGI is not that bad, it's because they superimposed the CGI within a scene with real lighting, making the CGI look hella-weird.

[DaLukaXD]

@megaDudeMegaDude cgi aint hella weird its more like hella sad in real lighting!

[300webmag]

holy shit, hasselhiff was sober?

[ThomasBlithe]

"Don't move"

"What's it look like i'm doing, jerkoff?"

[Casterwaster]

someone has clearly never seen "Snakes on a Train"

[gabitomazoni]

MOTHER OF GOD

[ICorrupt3RI]

I actually thought this was a joke its so bad

[TheVTBproductions]

was the snake really making "growling" sounds? Same thing with Jaws making a "roaring" sound.

[OmnomTheDevourer]

What happened to the effects snake? Snake? SNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEE!!!!

[gojirafan430]

as we all know snakes won't attack prey when they don't move...even though they have eyes, a strong sense of smell and heat detectors

[zpazfilms]

beetle juice beetle juice beetle juice

[manurod29]

is that real?

[emperorroorg]

da ce geepuri performante au aro din 1900 toamna

look at the jeep its aro a car of 1980

[SpacemonkeyDurden]

The CGI effects in this one do seem bad, but I've seen WAY worse CGI. Look up the movie Reptilian, the CGI in that film doesn't even look fully developed.

[SupCor]

At least she was hot...

[SasoriFanXD]

This movie would be great, back in 1995

[Dullnirv]

snakes growl?

[jman2150]

@Glitter2001Princess No shit. What gave it away, the title?

[NEVALOVE]

Everything was LAME BAD until HASSELHOFF came in and THEN it went BERSERK HORRIBLY WORST hahaha

[cherryblossomk22]

wow. they actually did all this work all to have it cheesed down by some fake fake fake cartoony anaconda? man i think it would be torture to watch this movie.

[robertboy555]

look it's romanian car :D it's ARO , made in romania

[king09p1]

looking in the eyes of death

[JuicyMullet1]

Am I the only person who gets pissed when I see a gun go off in a movie? First off, there's a bright flash of fire, even in the daytime; Secondly, and what should be the HUGE glaring problem, is the RECOIL! Even shooting a tiny .22 pistol makes your hand jump, and that had to have at least been a 9mm he was shooting out of the truck. Yet he just blasts out rounds (That sound very similar to a 12 gauge shotgun) like he were shooting a paintball marker.

At least the snake looks funny.

[ohguy1991]

Dont hassle the Hoff!!!

[ZemplinTemplar]

An Anaconda with a Cobra-like head. That's all you need to know...

[Glitter2001Princess]

FAKE

[moldero]

seems legit

[Vblogs1]

fuck yeah hasselhoff

[astral33]

jesus even the snake shape is wrong... where the designers stoned or something?

[heyhiheyho99]

what are they shooting at?

[Londoner091]

zit jus me or duz the snake sound like the Grudge woman?

[DropkickLar]

Jesus that's bad.

[Tamarrack]

Right, a pistol with the sounf effects of a semi-automatic shotgun.

[MetalFPSC]

Not only bad CGI, bad everything else.

[420amsterdam24and7]

the original was better than this...they must have had zilch for a budget...

[Aqeelious]

the chick is hot :)

[Guernicaman]

Have no fear!

Mitch Buchannon is in this movie!

[TOW3L1E]

Anaconda 1 had better cgi wth

[TwilightHighway]

This is bad, but I've definately seen worse CGI. Hell, the scene where the tanker truck crashes in Drive Angry was almost as bad as this.

I remember seeing an evidently low budget "horror" film about people trapped in a labyrinth or something, full of monsters. Put it this way, I've seen PS1 games with more realistic graphics than the CGI in that movie - no word of a lie. Cardboard cut-outs would have been more imposing.

[videogamer100000000]

my super nintendo has better graphics than this stupid movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SushiPackfan92]

OMG For a second i thought that was Crysis 2 on an amazing PC!

[unrealeck]

white girls, always scared of big black snakes.

[bouchandre]

I can't take that seriously. I could do better. Really.

[jemilozster]

HASSLEHOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFF!



[REGirYoshiSuper8]

This is actually so bad it deserves a thumbs up.

[ThereRnoBirds]

Someone get Neville! It's Nagini!

[DakotaPlaysGuitar]

Thank god for david hasselhoff



[AlexeiWest]

the snake's pov looks like something out of predator...

[MaxterandKiwiKing]

I could make a more intresting movie.This is total horse feces.

[samuriguy909]

is it normal to say Im not suprised this is just another shitty syfy movie?

[abdulmajidkhanpathan]

this gives the word LAME a whole new meaning

[waico787]

this film a dont wanna si

[canUsayCHEESE]

terrible cgi bleh

[CPloverish]

this sucks

[Jarok3]

what? isnt this real? and what do you mean fake?

[Mattias01001010]

the fuck was this serious? fail

[figgikim1]

I remember this! twas the lamest animation ever!

[derekmorris89]

How do they go from the amazing special effects in the first two films to this?

[ska8sam]

jaja mas falsa que mis dibujos jaha

[TheGarfieldxx30000]

OMG! I HATE Syfy!!!!!!!!!!

[MrNaruto3564]

hahah i remember watching this shit and i use panic but now woow i fell dumb



[BluesGuitarJam]

check out mega piranha

[Umalerfakar]

snakes do not pause,they just zap,stupid amrikanzs

[champus1969]

You know something went terribly wrong with a movie  when a snake sounds like a lion, LOL.

[TheVoice0fFate]

So David Hasselhoff saves her and she tries to shoot him?

[bbyzemz]

LOOOOOOOLLLLL

[jaky222]

meggggaaaa shit!

[trotters224guy1]

thats notthe worst cgi in the world a movie with bad grapichs is battle l.a

[Cam07JAY]

the pistol was faceing the ground when he started shooting

[junetynf]

CHECKOUT MY VID "Worlds Scariest Voice".

I was countin money in the Subway and almost dropped it all when I heard it.

[RileySmiley1231]

omg, sooo realistic!!!! -_-

[mikkelhaxer]

I spotted well more like heard a blooper. The guy that came driving in and began shooting, his gun sounded more like a 12. Gauge pump action shotgun

[Armandolove1]

My nintendo ds has better graphics

[BadassBigBoss]

Fuck the anaconda. The sound used for the pistol is where the shit content of this video is at!

[lusterhero]

sounded like the shreikers from tremors

[ivanduc72]

I didn't know K.I.T.T. had turned into a land rover.. ;o)

[counti2210]

baywatch????



[emersondeuswar]

q lixo de vido e esse

[TheLeka80]

@emersondeuswar Cara a anaconda é daquele jeito No filme O.O

[serafinlara3]

Incredibly worse acting.

[Pidgeonrider]

Well the first Anacond was real, and it did look pretty fake indeed... But ask yourself, can you make it look better?

[ZombieLennon]

@Pidgeonrider Just because I can't render my own special effects doesn't mean we have to think this looks OK. I'm not trying to make a monster movie; they are. That's like asking an American Idol judge if they can sing. They probably can't, but they're not auditioning and it has nothing to do with their ability to judge singing.

[funkiebro99]

yes the 90 foot long snake is going to run from a 6 foot guy .

[TheOriginalBadMofo]

Thats Syfy for ya, Bad CGI and bad acting.

[scousekiller3]

ive shit better things than this!!!!

[asconator]

I would run too, if i see David Hasselhoff.

[imfromtambunan]

holy shit its david fucking hasselhoff

[Jamessawyer010]

WORST ANACONDA MOVIE EVER

[Bladevampirek]

" Waits until the anaconda goes away " We've got to find it we've got to kill it! Rofl

[Blacktiger716]

its damn funny,,,,, I thought that funnyconda gonna rape the chick!!! lol

[amarieoflothlorien]

"Don't move", no shit!!!

[90siddharth]

ON OBSERVING CAREFULLY... WE CAN MAKE OUT  THAT ITS FAKE...

[TheHagiophobic]

Looking back, this movie was the shit. Now.... I.... I don't even know.

[DeidaraIsTheBang1234]

Nah I've seen worse :/ This is pretty bad but not the worst

[emperorIng360]

almost looks as good as Ice Spiders on SyFy.

[MegaDchamp]

:31 "Don't move......theres a giant snake right in front of you"

[Baskollektivet]

At least if they had put a stuffed toy there instead of that animation, the movie would have been funny.. Now it's just sad :(

[WoodsofWilmer]

Poor Hoff

[Rocketdream7]

Who cares about the CGI! Them boobies on that chick were amazing!

[RatedRChris13]

Snake: *flicks tounge* Yuck! Smells like fish!

[Romeosierra616]

The Hoff is the only thing that snake fears...

[josex360x]

damn, this is the first time they uses their brains and use guns against the fucking snakes

[Pottan23]

Well, atleast the gunshots are loud, even if they recorded 'em of a shotgun...

I hate it when guns sounds like pelletguns because it breaks the illusion for me. You don't go blasting in an apartment with a shotgun without earprotection and walk out just fine.



[zerofreeze27]

he shot three times and only ejected one bullet....this crap is perfect for the scifi channel

[Judgementxxx]

Bonus points just because of the Hoff.

[Pihasanddunes1]

That CGI thing that looked like David Hasselhof was just f*cking creepy.

[NekokittyKait]

... It reminded me of the dragon from How to Train Your Dragon >_>

[eftultima]

shitty Cgi or Not, that thing would have made me shit myself

[alaaaaann]

esa anaconda es mas trucha

[HypocriticalJester]

The first one was ok because it wasn't that cheaply animated

[burentu]

0:25 Don't make a move, I'll get Austin Stevens as soon as i can to take over this mess..

[wellhello101]

0:53 lets eat a hamburger off the ground !

[darkmajor9]

every single CGI in any syfy original movie is horrible

[MrParadium]

omg funny snake

[UndeadThrasher447]

Hahahahahaha this movie's a fuckin joke! the first 2 are great, but these new ones are pathetic

[blingberrystew]

Hasselhoff to the rescue! Is this the new Baywatch movie?

[KampferXeon]

"Don't Move?" What the fuck? Snakes use their tongues to smell, they hardly use their eyes. Fucking idiots. Of course I knew that she wouldn't die because she's the cliché token blond female.

[Ziek2006]

@KampferXeon That pistol also sounded like the Shotgun from Halo. :P

[legostopmation123]

@Ziek2006 ok now i want to play halo thanks alot!!!!!

[Ziek2006]

@legostopmation123 You are very much welcome, sir.

[roadkiller321]

@Ziek2006 u right

[brazilking]

@Ziek2006 lol spot on old bean spot on

[butterflyknifexxxx2]

@Ziek2006 Hah you're right! i thought i'd heard that somewhere before!

[1991Dgray]

how did this happen? I mean the first two were not great on the CGI but they were never this bad, how? just how?

[krnxanga]

hahahahaha so bad

[sazquach]

I'm not gay, but the Hof is way HOTT!

[bjerjosh]

did that pistol make a shotgun noise?

[Dillon12123]

what do you expect from syfys comedies?



[bykgalina]

Компьютерная графика в стиле "Чужой".

[MrFomko]

Честно - фигня какая то

[hsousa54]

hahahahahaha i saw this on tv today and thought the same thing

[Liam8VIII]

I don't know whether if its some sort of woodpecker but what's with the Predator noise heard throughout? (first heard at (0:05) saying that, it could be A CHOPPAAAA!!!

[crazyivan1]

its like cgi but made of plastic....

[SOGZEBRA]

Syfy has a giant budget for movies

[BristolSpotterHD]

i could do better with a crayon....

[TheEditTV]

something xD

[TheEditTV]

thats a movie, And the name of the movie is Anaconda ..

[logorex]

...wtf that's not even an anaconda. -__-

[MADEbyTIETSCHIE]

Nice CGI on David Hazelnuts. Almost looks sober...

[soldier2975]

it can't see you if you don't move!

[Lizardman975]

it's easy to spot the difference between movies and toss-togethers for the scifi channel. this, obviously, is channel fodder. seriously... I've got a friend who works on projects for a week and comes out with better looking CGI than this!

[EverettDudgeon138]

@Lizardman975 Yeah bur Syfi's budgets are between $2 Million to $10,Million. They really don't have an excuse.

[HollywoodNorthProdtm]

forget these reports  These guys are spoiled

This is a great third movie ,it only lacks the air invisible of dense jngle.This is Not like the giant python movies.

[TJskillz169]

sadly, this isn't nearly as bad as sharktopus

[Chickenassable]

@TJskillz169 MY GOD!..When did this happen man??

[TJskillz169]

@Chickenassable one of those syfy movies so its kind of hard to tell when it happened

[mukeshdhiman7]

animals love pupuls

[MrFisher150421]

There is a brief moment when the snake is leaving where more than 3/4ths of it's body is off the ground... It's incredibly hard for a snake just to get 1/3rd of its body up off the floor.

[chknman]

I thought that the chick looked pretty real.

[ian8354]

@chknman The chick looked like she just had her 'period' in bed !

[UnitedDiscord]

Silly SyFy movie. Snakes are blind!