Uber Jarate

[TheGamePlayerDevil]

no wait thats hales jizz *uberjarate*

[dumbtrooper]

so sniper is in his week

[seba1298]

Medick :P

[sakisakasan]

now made even better with the bushwacka

[billkak40]

I always wondered how strange jarate is actually :/

[FreakinDumbass]

A shiny and glowing piss in a jar............

Dear Santa,

[mudkiptyler]

Why is everyone talking about passing blood in your piss? You should really be talking about how it is shiny and glowing!

[sakisakasan]

@mudkiptyler i dont want to do this on blu team

[robloxperson1]

You're passing blood in your piss.

[MrValiant101]

MAH KNIFE!!!!1!!

[xXFailCakeXx]

Man period lol.

[TheMrExcelcior]

JE-FUCKING-RATE

[nochillarickroller]

better with the bushwacka

[joseaca]

i once did that exact same thing

[irishtrash15]

Jesus peed in a jar

[spamhonx56]

you need uber to kill people with jarate? nobody told me.

[kontekijke]

@spamhonx56 You dont. And also you dont kill people with jarate, You just make all hits they get crits. and spys become visible etc.

[spamhonx56]

@kontekijke my word. that was actually sarcasm. i've played the game for four years.

[kontekijke]

@spamhonx56 ok

[LemonVX]

and then you're fucked XD

[onecheman]

EPICCCCCc



[IamGammer]

No, the more correct term is Mann Milk

[Mikhail69Jerkov]

why would you uber a sniper?

[qsnoof]

@Mikhail69Jerkov Because it's funny. Duh.

[Excallyburr]

@Mikhail69Jerkov BATTLE SNIPERS

[SchwartzBOSS]

Now Jarate + Bushwacka is best combo ever

[rpgsolider]

"you got blood on mah knife mate!"

me:um... it's because you are RED and you are getting ubered mate.

[HYA799]

GENIUS! Now try it with a bushwacka!

[laurent992]

Its the christian brutal sniper!

[xxxhappyducklingxxx]

thats a good deal mate :)

[MrGosty]

wtf the uber jarate sould kill instantly no??

[TeruHyon]

@MrGosty Not really, the normal uber does nothing to weapons plus even if jarate was crit it wouldnt one hit kill....

[MrGosty]

@TeruHyon ya i know but it would be fun it it did come on you get hit by a ubered piss pot

[Cooladrian14]

0:00

Did I lose the game? D:

[Detrebio]

At least the piss is not blue. I'd be scared then

[TheSamuraiZX]

The Ubercharged Jarate looks like blood



[828fa]

Heavy Weapons Spy playing as a pyro

[AkaneMiyano]

Hilarious! And great, of course xD

[Athanase48067]

i like the guy whos all "hhuunhumhununuh fag hunuhhum"

[SageofCancer]

'Ppreciate it!

[fansxhayatenogotoku]

Good :D

[SaikoX95]

you lag bro?

[kickass66100]

Awesome

[ImNotaW]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!

[lennyspizza]

when sniper says medic

sniper:MAY DICK!

[HylianDefender]

Uber Jarate should be able to disable an ubercharge, a kritz boost, and a heal boost with it's effects.

[Baa285]

nice move



[Tylermnbvcxz]

DENIED!!!

[MrSpartan408]

RUN! RUUUUN! I"M COMING FOR YOU!

[FreakinDumbass]

Red piss?

Sniper has to see medic :/

[dueler1022]

@FreakinDumbass What about blue piss?

[FreakinDumbass]

@dueler1022

Well that means BLU sniper got a royal family :D (FYI it means he's blue blooded)

[MrMaunten]

@FreakinDumbass Bloody piss?

[YustasB]

@FreakinDumbass did you mean a medic with license?

[GameReviewer1987]

@FreakinDumbass

But it's the medic's fault it's red.

[FreakinDumbass]

@GameReviewer1987

........well....tell him to look for another medic then..........

[playman350]

WOAH

That was awesome!

[VidyaShow]

Preciate it.

[AusMarkus]

This is the manliest Ubercharge ever!

[krakfar2011]

it cost 400 000$ To throw Uber jarate for 12 seconds

[Renzin]

Wow surprisingly effective uber on a sniper =P

[Warm1nator]

Imagine Valve making a jarate throwing voice: PISS AWAY

[MegaMiniluigi]

Heavy Weapons Spy? I played with him be4

[0ptikus]

Jarate rulz..



[BlazkAce]

RED PISS!!!!RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LuwiigiMaster]

Would've been even better with the Bushwacka, since mini-crits become auto crits, killing most classes easily, even the Pyro, despite the increased fire weakness.

[569jawsh]

whats ur steam name now?

[sherL0ck13]

Please, watch mine

/watch?v=1NX_qnuMTXI

[sporecreatorperson]

-Never uber a sniper

Never uber a sniper MY ASS.

[violencejr1234321]

I miss Spy vs Sniper update... The best and most fun update that came out so far.

[K3RT11239]

Über Jarate makes you burn O_o

[whowantsabighug]

Satan's urine!

[TheScootyPuffer]

you must love the bushwacka

[RebelEmoGoth2180]

STOP COMMENTING TO MY GODDAMN COMMENT!!! I DONT WANT ANYMORE COMMENTS IN MY INBOX!! STFU. Leave it dammit!

[Wizieify]

The jarete is made from orphan tears when your coated it hurts you physically n mentally

[lumpycereal]

Wait, this was uploaded on May 22, 2009, but frontier just came out, how are you playing on it?

[ZidanePyro]

@lumpycereal Frontier's been a community made map for about 2 years now, they just decided to include it as an official map recently.

[lumpycereal]

@ZidanePyro Ooooh, I did not know that haha, thanks for clearing that up for me. :)

[Lorenzo0261]

@ZidanePyro how did u record?

[JamesNintendoNord]

HACKER

[NitroDNK]

Who ubers a sniper?

[POWPOWPOWER1]

And then you died horribly

[kruz200]

kukri is the best melee weapon. It is pretty fast and does good damage.

[ZorotheGallade]

@kruz200 Until Gaben decided that TF2 players didn't spill enough cash, and introduced Market and Trading System.

Now one of the best is the Fists of Steel.Making a Heavy at full health survive pretty much anything (including headshots and taunt kills), bar a backstab.

[icetosa]

Forecast: Raining Piss

[roxasfruit]

uber piss = supercrits

minicrit piss = crits

normal piss = mini crits

[Darthane]

@roxasfruit What about Vintage Jarate? Explain that disgusting turn of phrase!

[halfadude43]

@iDareYou998 no ncis joke? wow this is an internet first!

[MrSupersporelover]

did i her "the umpa lumpa's oreo!!!!"?

[Elementboy6522]

And then the Bushwacka came :O

[garysnail123]

I shit excellence and piss Uber!

[pjy3k]

thhe bushwakka does crits but kuriki is better

[MiikkaKipper]

@iDareYou998 you're my hero

[RebelEmoGoth2180]

If Jarate is Piss....then what is Mad Milk??? EEEEUAGGGH!!

(it aint made by a cow i'll tell you that)

[Darkinsigniosis]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 Jesus, dude! I never thought of that. I'm never using that item again.

[govnajedemdanas]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 God it would take him fucking WEEKS to fill up that jar.

Or he just has the biggest case of blue balls ever to be able to refill the jar in a few seconds.

Seems about right since he's a virgin.

[Iceshoot]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 Bull Cum.

[weegar]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 scout makes it himself XD

[BankOFganja]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 Sperm hahaha

[Bibliomaniac15]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 Almond. You'd have to be mad to drink that shit.

[TurtleSchumurtle]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWW :D

[LHunterO78]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 ... a mad cup of scout's mom's milk?

[roster312]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 SOO MACH COME DOKTOR

[Dumbodog4]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 lol i renamed my mad milk jizz

[AWGLCommunity]

@Dumbodog4 I renamed it.... get ready Mad Moolk! Nah jokes, it simply Scout's Candy Cream!

[AWGLCommunity]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 yeh its my Sea Men's...... cow milk....

[Destructerator]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 A "non-milk substance"

[20202Aaron]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 its cows piss cows piss are white

[olimarfunk]

@20202Aaron u really didnt get the joke hes intending that its...well...seamen...

[roxasfruit]

@RebelEmoGoth2180

scoots virgin coom

[megaman0426]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 Scout's jizz?

[Leetnesssssss]

@megaman0426 no. hint: its made by men...

[gyyy99]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 ITS CRAFTED WITH JARATE TOO

[MrPepsiman1985]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 IT'S CUM

[brainlesnerd42]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 hm... it may not be made by a cow... but it could me sheep or goat's... whatever D=

[Zakading]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 look at the item type...non-milk substance...do you really want to know anything more?

[ellasmjer335]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 its heavys cum =D

[reflectorr88]

@ellasmjer335 So I'm guessing you didn't read the comment that's two below yours?

[whowantsabighug]

@ellasmjer335 How blunt.

[BerLorDRe]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 fafafafwafa

[gssantospequeno]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 as it says in loadout: "Level 25 non-milk substance"

[eiffelTowerMan]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 Jarate is honey!!!

[weezing22arbok]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 it takes $400,000 of pornography starring your mother in hell to solve your practical problem of being polite and efficient. You'd be f*cking dead.

[atlas3121]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 Originally it was going to be called 'Man Milk' with the flavor text 'It ain't milk...'

[Hermes7282]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 It takes Jarate to make it.

[bestdudeever765]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 i will tell you it takes ALOT of hand to make a full bottle

[reiseziel1]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 it depends what you refer to cow.....

[Dreadmonkey1]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 cow piss...or milk from a cow with mad cow disease

[eIchristo]

@RebelEmoGoth2180

We don't have a cow...We have a BULL!

[Blox5320]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 i liek to call it Man Milk :D

[shotsoon]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 Why the hell did you think Valve said "Level 5 Non-Milk substance" in the first place?

[Ascensiam]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 the more correct term is Man Milk

[cobalionisawesome]

@Ascensiam Mad Milk is a level (#) non-milk substance i think is sperm (lol)

[Darkthorngamer]

@Ascensiam Mann Milk*

[sakisakasan]

@Ascensiam mann, like the store

[ShadowAssassin887]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 Well, Scout does seem like a teenager after all...

[1Stalker1]

@RebelEmoGoth2180

The Mad Milk is made from Scout's mother's br...

arm, from a goat.

[MarbalTm]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 It is either goats milk, or cum.

[Sonic2918vids]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 manmilk.

[stickmeister0]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 breast milk?

[SunTzuSaidFight]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 level # non-milk substance

oh lord

[Vadkoubivadko]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 One more prove that scout is a VIRGIN

[forgehe]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 it is this

/watch?v=6OkcucXIuVI

[0rond]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 guess the scout really is "fast"

also you need jarate to craft the "milk"

[lennyspizza]

@0rond it is a level 5 non milk substance!

[Aiguey]

@RebelEmoGoth2180 lolololo

[1992SFA]

thats a really clever strategy, I've never done that before...and it would confuse the hell out of most people which would add insult to injury

[dieselblue9]

INVISIBLE PISS!



[amindex123]

this is better dan super jarate its its a UBERJARATE i fink spys hate it

[lolzforfun1337]

Vintage piss jar: it gets better with age.

[ifhgsfj]

Jarate + Bushwacka + Uber = FUCK YEAH

[chargerfighter1]

The power of mega-piss.

[tmujir955]

I loled at the end when the spy saw you and was like "HOLY SHIT"

[MrToast4dinner]

if its ubered why did the jarate break?

[prodroto1]

@MrToast4dinner it left his hand :D

[MrToast4dinner]

@prodroto1 i see wut u did der

[ELkORji]

uber piss, way to go man :D

[GioSkullbrains]

Your piss is a credit to the team!!!

[justicarphaeton]

best uber push ever.

[ihasnotomato]

heavy weapons spy

[peterwinwin123]

Heavy Weapon Spy LOL

[W1ndir]

is the jarate even worth using? usually i use the huntsman and razorback

[highwingprop]

@W1ndir well depends on how u use ur sniper. offensive snipers like to use it because it can push the other team back as they don't wanna be critted. if u're a defense camper sniper, then of course the razorback is better for ya.

[1odie2]

@W1ndir It's meant to uncover us spies when he ruins our suit

[ZombieZephyr]

@W1ndir Only if you're a big-time camper, especially in 2fort....

If you actually play a sniper, use jarate. Will save your butt more than an occasional backstab immunity.

[W1ndir]

@ZombieZephyr thanks man, i usually play really really fucking baked, and last night i realize i could camp. usually i rush with the huntsman and i realized that's why i suck lol

[ZombieZephyr]

@W1ndir Huntsman is actually pretty good with rushing, since it's faster and more random. With hunstman + jarate you kinda become a battlesniper.

[W1ndir]

@ZombieZephyr well if you rush you have to like cock the bow back and it's difficult going around corners, i guess i just suck lol

[ZombieZephyr]

@W1ndir You don't wanna run around ready, either. If you need to fire around a corner, load right as you approach, then right click if no one's there.

[W1ndir]

@ZombieZephyr i just suck man i get killed by everything lmao but thanks for the advice

[someguyhunter]

@W1ndir you should download the maps tr_midair and tr_walkway. great practice maps for any class.

[sonicspartan2013]

HOOLY DOOLEY

[MadnessDays]

I got piss on my suit...

[LaughingMarmosats]

Is this available for xbox?

[harbourlunatic23]

@LaughingMarmosats Yes, but no new maps or weapons.

[Ioini]

I do play in the CnB servers myself. My alias in the game is Selkon.

Those people didn't brace themselves for the godly power of piss.