Half-Asian Comedian

[koreanass]

Chuukuhchuukuh chu chinese rooster

[aznjimin]

WTF is that fat mother fucking women doing in front of the camera moving back and forth? I swear she needs to sit her fatass down!

[mootube6]

5:15 ok what the fuck could she possibly be doing?

[fjdffsrfjfdsbvbeevr]

@Ali_Smith54



[oakenglish]

Sit down all you people crossing in front of the camera!

[pakyu12345]

Hey fat bitch who keeps walking infront of the camera... I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!

[BryanLim14]

1.38...man that black thing is huge.

[Velvetdusk09]

I have never heard of the racial slur nip.

[kalinga01]

FUCK I just want a wild animal to rape these fuckers who don't sit down

[heymanhaha]

@kalinga01 looool

[MrJonjonphenom]

Chincodemayo~

[jalendex]

lol this guy is funny

[tyingshiuan]

TAIWAN! yay :) 

[tyingshiuan]

TAIWAN! yay :)

[Microglia1]

He's funnier as a half-mormon.

[bigredphenom]

another talented comedian wasting away to a WEAK ASS CROWD

[8cowwifedotcom]

@bigredphenom true that man

[RaggedRooster]

EGGFRROOOLLZ

[Charles2337]

Yay Half Asian, me tooo.

[earthboundcruiser]

Nips are Japanese not Chinese!!! Silly crackers.

[familygrrrrl]

I'm also half white half Taiwanese. :D

[kalinga01]

FUCKING BITCH SIT THE MOTHERFUCK DOWN!!!!!!!! >: (

[uhiconfused]

fucking fat bitch sit the fuck down !!!!

[twiggy695]

PLEASE SIT THE FUCK DOWN, LADY! 

[karatesushi]

WHOOOO! GO TAIWAN!

[beyondsupreme]

asians don`t make people laugh by just talking stupid text

[beccrboo86]

I didnt even notice anyone walking in front of the camera, too busy watching the comedian I guess. Sounds like you people just like to bitch about stuff. wow.

[LehmannDaHero]

Holy shit im half taiwanese and this guy looks half latino.

[faalkon5]

Save the Whales!!!! Harpoon the FAT Bitch!!!!

[flapplewapple]

Lol yay Taiwan :D

[ImIwilliamImI]

LOL ''chong chichichichichichoooong''

[MikeSkullman]

Wouldn't he also be offended by "Cheese Crackers"? And how would "Nip" be offensive to him if he's not Japanese?

[ThePirocadoida]

Can anyone kick that woman ass please?

[EvanJBest]

Bitch need to get her head out the way.

[whohwa]

yeah baby! half white and Taiwanese!!!

[goodnamestaken]

He's a good lookin dude. Half asians are always hot!

[Bostonclubkid]

@goodnamestaken Yeah, he is & they are. Hybrids tend to be hot. But Azn guys are usually hot anyway. Besides, ther's hotness all around. He might be funny, I can't tell b/c some moron is standing right in front of the camera.

[mussleandclams]

i am the 100th dislike, and i feel good....this guy sucks

[therealneon]

TOWELNESE?

lmao

[galacliva]

hahahaha he is very good at parts, but wtf is what this fat bitch? she needs to lose some pounds and GTF out of the way

[ioport]

Damn you fat bitch sit the fuck down

[flysnake12]

same here im asian and they think im either arab or mexican

[2JAMMY]

That woman was walking past on purpose I reckon. Please punch her in the head for me! Thanks.

[hrushabh30]

fat bitch park ur ass on the fuckin chair 

[chica476]

Don't you usually take viagra to get in the mood?

FAIL.

[Lywnis]

crap comedy.I don't like,toilette humour or however u call this

[TheDalaiLayman]

he's half funny

[turtleshellshocker]

he doesn't even look half asian.

[Kolya734]

ok, does that fat ass not notice the camera or is she just that bitchy?

[sverio12345]

Half-Asian Comedian.... Means he is half funny comedian who can drink half a bottle. Can we se one quarter of Indian?

[UNLebanon]

down in front!

[chinaSazn]

soy beanier! AHAHAHA

[waione03]

ahahahah..chinese rooster..!!! ahaaaaaaaaaaaa nice ending lol

[thechoosenone420]

this guy needs to smoke weed if hes having all those problems lol

[sorankurdi]

good jokes, but the delivery could be improved

[EdugeBDroN]

he is funny . and cute

[general43able]

when kids come up to you and start saying random asian words that they don't even know what were they sayin,,,just tell'em hey that's not asian thats's RETARD

[Program61Lamza]

@general43able

Then they will fireback at you with - "yeah, you're retarded"

[frankyofl]

What he says if funny but he doesnt look funny

[HaRuKaXll]

"Chong Chi Chang Chu Chong Cha Chang. Yeah, you just called your mother a filthy whore!" ahahahaha!

[YuneShik]

lmfao funny shit

[jichyi]

that actually happened to me. they were like "ching chong ching chong, did I just say something in your language or like.. what did I just say? "

[batchohoney]

@jichyi HAHAHHAHAA

[benfirst]

agreed. not funny.

[cheeter46]

foshizzle my nipple!!!

lol

[DaoWoW]

hahaha, no one got the mormon joke

[xchrisxhenry1]

what is a nip

[mofokraut]

@xchrisxhenry1 a kraut person

[mangarda]

'Nip' is a racial slur for a Japanese person...derived from 'Nippon' the Japanese word for Japan.

I guess he's using it to refer to Asians in general though.

[Program61Lamza]

@xchrisxhenry1

It is a nipple. Pepperoni nipples.

[sammoalexis]

not funny..

[seattle0002]

I don't know what is more funny... this comedian or the FUCKING ASSHOLES making nasty comments! This guy is funny. Nuff said.

[elaimy]

he is in the wrong line of business man

[Rogerreturned]

Gosh this guy is stupid!! get a job.

[frankkalani]

who made you the judge of whats funny or not pseudo critic?

keep your pessimistic opinions to yourself. obviously most of us find it funny. why try to bring us down to you level of dullness? and cliche racial slurs just prove how idiotic you truly are. how does it feel to be unoriginal and a clone of every moronic hater alive? you must hate life. how sad you life must be.

[drshields1988]

comedians need to loosen up. don't go into the jokes as if they are jokes. just stand up there and talk but they never do that

[beswick1111]

im sick of these fucking humans walking past the fucking camera, sit down u fat assed bitch your blocking my fucking view,

[BTMLOL]

u say human like ur an alien

[ananomy101]

@beswick1111 for real -____-

[BlazenInferno]

@beswick1111 FUCK.

[Lywnis]

@beswick1111 or when you do it ...then everything is fine,right?

[IggyIrons]

@beswick1111 Wow, you have that in your routine?

[vanessaisaslutbag]

I didn't even smile,god this was awful.

[frankkalani]

kinda hard to smile with a dick in you mouth right?

[vanessaisaslutbag]

@frankkalani this isn't funny fuckin chink

[KCAASE]

Love this guy..I laugh...especially about the Mexican part..I thought he was a Mexican too but he is not. oh well.

[taiwanesebrothaz]

ahahaha, my wife doesn't believe in sex after marriage

[SDMagicMan]

good stuff.

[mochopz]

half asians are the least cool asians..

[hellblade23]

rather have half a cheesecake then no cheesecake

[mofokraut]

half whites are the least cool whites

[UFGatorFan12]

what about 1/4 whites? haha jk

[Calypso3679]

He IS funny!

[Afrow187]

i will sex you up!

[shunnehling]

this guy is so boring..

[TheSpacedOutGuardie]

Loved it

[naruto1foru]

gay..... there is a reason he was called a nip!!!!!

[JosiahKim]

lmao this guy is actually hilarious!

[mrmadman94]

he's good :)

[capsBeatz]

"did he pull over?" shut up bitch and watch the damn show.  btw check out my beats!

[ussj3trunks]

Pretty Solid!! LOL

[5tuntM3C]

u also lost me at mormon

[musicalbacon2]

you lost me at "mormon"

[reelmagic]

HAHAHAHA Fo'shizzle mah Nipple! hahahaha

[therealneon]

this guys kinda funnie...

had me going at some parts.

3:12 and 4:42

but I wish he'd frestyle more than rehearsal

with that cheese nips joke...

;)

[roughryder5]

lol this guy has some nice jokes

[AngelzProphecy]

AHAHAHAHHA hes fucking hilarious

[EmilyCan0]

hes not really that funny

[bluwakpa]

oh yea? is that ur attempt at humor? this is AZN comedy not kracker comedy. do u think anyone thats half-white is completely white? not very observant are u?

[pseven21]

4:04 LOLOL

[KINGKHON559]

he fucking sucks not even funny

[jeanandbilly]

So funny!!!

He's cute too!

[NumaNumaYeahBitch54]

Sit down people!!!

[ValerieVoltage]

Ahahahah nips/crackers

[Naardis]

He's pretty hot

[TheGangVideos]

i have an asian friend who lives in Las Vegas,and he came into town and me and my friends were calling the day he got here Chinko De Mayo.lol

[BoxOMarkers]

Hey reminds me of Ross from Friends

[basketballchess]

the people need to sit down already

[yayakawaii]

YOUR GREAT MAN....funny :D

[leondus2000]

He's good... 5 stars

[Jayson510]

This made me laugh, thanks.. you sir are funny..

[KittyLove89]

3:01 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­a

[douchebag79]

this guy is not even funny!!!

[Spotlight9024]

i agree. Hes not the worst though.

[mofokraut]

he would be funier if he was less white and more asian. half white made him not funy at all

[Ryuu92]

Fo-Shizzle My Nipple!

[kiki4198]

SOY BEANER!!!!

hahahaha L-O-V-E IT!!!

[pinoygrunt]

wow this guy sucks so bad im sad to be asian

[Agentmufff]

Just be half sad, cause he's only half Asian

[jCwel]

haha

[justicedude97]

Id like to see you stand up and try this.

[TheDannyOrtiz]

Solid

[chara4rmsj]

he's not even funny

[vivaguatemala4123456]

LOL

[wtftofu]

good in beginning.... sucked in the end

[lemostick]

XD He just told my life story XD

same here bro º__^

[BrunetteChance]

That's hilarious! Thanks man.

[shelbeeyMarie93]

LMAAAO FO SHIZZLE MA NIPPLLLE xD

[auragasmic]

lammee

[gwonse]

He wasn't so smooth, but his lines are pretty good.

[1ruben123]

funny dude

[steyzon80]

What's up Mike! I love your comedy man! The only thing is I really, really, really hate all the shadows and people walking in front of the camera. IT's really anoying. But I loved it man. Keep it coming.

[jetgeo4]

i hate it when comedian sound like that.....kills my buzz

[Shanedidwhat]

lame..

[Godinet008]

average

[neejammer]

You are genious!

[djchino774]

boring

[inkookso]

boring...

[maggicullen13]

you r rite dude..they always do that to Asians!but that was pretty funny!

[MeTheWretched]

LMFAO!!!!

[PureIndulgence]

y would u leave fl for utah? lol

[mikeandersoncomedy]

Argh. Yeah, I know. I still wish I was in Florida sometimes. We moved because my wife is from Utah and she wanted to be back near family. Now I'm stuck!!!

[PlainasJay]

isn't he half white? he can't say "beaner"!

[Bella2194]

okay dude umm who cares if he's white or not. If h can't say beaner then no one can. And if you can say beaner then everyone can

[PlainasJay]

Yeah, I was attempting a little play on politically correctness. To spell it out for you, you know how everyone is allowed to be racist except white people. In your defence though jokes that need to be spelled out generally aren't good jokes.

[DiSoNeNcBoI]

haha i love the ch ch ch chhing chong...

people do that often when i was in high school. i just made up something and said, yeah you just cussed. and they would repeat it

[cokechick07]

hese half asian really..?wow..ummm.

ohkay

[B1GJOE]

He can be half asian, I know many half asians who look simmilar. It's odd, but I can believe it.

[cokechick07]

yah thats probly why cuz i havnt seen nun till tday lol

[neverwasapunk16]

Your a dumbass

[cokechick07]

ohhh thats!! very nice..

[neverwasapunk16]

oops wrong guy..

[cokechick07]

u mean girl lolzz it's okay

[privateer456]

lol this guy is funny

[gnittucmot]

shit

[buddhafollower]

Good, good!I like it!

:))

[kylejones7]

haha..not funny

[mrkeeboard]

My eyes are full of water and I can't stop laughing.

[BIGNAVBIG]

strike that comment i didnt read the discription

[BIGNAVBIG]

is this guy bobby lee

[joanjawn]

no lol

[cubs11257]

your good.

[burnthosefish]

dude im half white and half taiwanese too

awesome

[kylejones7]

no one cares :)

[Microglia1]

No one gives a shit, mixed happas look like Mexicans. Do us all a favor and not mix with other white folks.

[Moiez101]

Fo shizzle my nipple!

[Kainthemain]

whats this guysname? Can we saw more of him in youtube?

[skaterdeclan]

...the name is in the description. the comedian is the owner of the channel, which is his name. there are more videos of him, in this channel, that YOURE ON. fuck.