I went to a local church with my family and the preacher sounded JUST like Mr. Garrison. At one point he started talking to the kids in the congregation about what God meant and that kind of thing, and I was just sitting there trying not to piss myself with laughter, because I expected him to tell the kids to "Go to hell! You go to Hell and you die!"...and then to explain evolution to everyone by telling us we were the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel.
When did you make this? Had The Order Of The Phoenix come out yet? If so, you should have used Delores Umbridge for Mr. Garrison. Seriously, she would totally say that if the Ministry told her to--and she would torture or kill anyone who disagreed too.
Haha, some of Mr. Garrison's best lines - some of the best lines in all of South Park. Great to see Snape saying such 'tarded things with that accent xD
XD this one has always been my favorite harry potter gone south park vid! Professor Snape makes a hilarious Mr. Garrison (who is now Ms. Garrison in the newer episodes of south park) kick ass job on the vid! 5/5 five stars for u!
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys haveing buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.
My biology teacher was discussing what we were going to be learning this year and he says "Evolution" This was the first thing that came to my mind, I was trying so hard to keep a straight face after that!
lol mr garrison's evolution. I saw the south park episode right now AND LOL'D SO HARD THAT I LOOKED IT UP ON YOUTUBE TO SEE COMMENTS, WATCH THE REAL THING IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.
Bwahahaha, buttsex with this monkey and that. xDDDD "You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations." lmao.
Lmao!!!! sometimes I think they should get south park characters to speak and Harry Potter characters to mouth the words and act. I just think all these HP south parks are way funnier!!!!!
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if evolution is real (i think it is) everything what has evolved,what they come from is gone right? so why are monkeys n chimps still here if we evolced from them?
yea, nd no way to really know if evolution is real then. there r more facts tht can be said about the Bible and Christianity then evolution, yet they r stupid 4 ther faith
That is the usual nonsensical propaganda spouted by the ignorant and the faithful.
But the truth is quite the opposite. Science is based entirely upon the facts. Religion is based upon faith. If you have facts then there is no need to have faith in it since you'd know it to true.
yea, science is based upon facts but not evolution. they've never found ANYTHING. nd um, faith IS knowing tht God is there, facts just help. u hav faith in a chair tht it wont break wen u sit on it, nd u no the fact tht is meant 2 b sat on. u believe in the chair the same
Nothing but thousands of fosils showing change over time
nothing but mapped genomes confirming the correlations established from morphology
Evolution is based entirely upon the recorded evidence.
As for the chair, I can see it, I can test it. I can examine the materials it is made from. The chair-god analogy is dishonest since none of those things hold for claims about supposed gods.
hav u ever looked into how those tests work? if there is nothing we hav tht is old as fossils, what r we comparing it 2? thers the metric system, Ph, all those tests hav a measuring stick but age? animals can adapt, it doesnt mean the "evolved". a finer tipped beak is not the same as a monkey into a human being
Yes I have and clearly you haven't. There are several means to test the age of an object and each of them have been calibrated against objects of known age. Furthermore each of the differing tests give results that are consistent.
Yes animals adapt and over time and through population divisions those adaptations add up leading to speciation. Adapting is part of evolution
And only stupid creationists go on about monkeys to humans. Like whinging about not descending from your cousin. Just stupid
We can test a chair. We can't test claims about gods. So there is faith in confirmed experience or test data. And then there is faith in something indistinguishable from pure fiction. The two are not the same.
The dinosaurs were created on the fifth day according to the Torah. Talmud-HaP'rushim (The Study of the Pharisees, known as "Talmud") might say what you claimed that Torah says.
acually it was ms.garrisons evolution lesson
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I went to a local church with my family and the preacher sounded JUST like Mr. Garrison. At one point he started talking to the kids in the congregation about what God meant and that kind of thing, and I was just sitting there trying not to piss myself with laughter, because I expected him to tell the kids to "Go to hell! You go to Hell and you die!"...and then to explain evolution to everyone by telling us we were the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel.
Bahaha.
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iamshunpike 1 month ago
Hahaha omg
chelsealachelle88 2 months ago
you're the retarded offspring of 5 gay monkeys having butt sex to a fish squirrel congratulations.
supermariobros46 3 months ago 3
i was eating and when i watched this i hade to spit it all out or ill choke.
agentloco1 4 months ago
Snape makes a perfect Mr. Garrison
Stoneman180190 4 months ago 3
xDDDD
jinxx131 6 months ago
y does mr.garrison go so well with snape? xD
oliviathedragon 6 months ago 2
Lmao!
evilkat4425 6 months ago
yay! thats one new thing i've learned today!:D
LiteSwitch100 6 months ago
Haha Snape: "Monkeh-Fish-Frawg" <3
NeroFirefox666 7 months ago 3
ROFFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
toalazlo5 7 months ago
evolution is bullcrap!!! XD no its not dumbass
q73249 7 months ago in playlist funny
Good casting
Ziggyfan325 8 months ago
"monkey fish frawg"
ToddandBlairarelove 8 months ago
I love this better then the original
Mrheadshot1337 9 months ago
When did you make this? Had The Order Of The Phoenix come out yet? If so, you should have used Delores Umbridge for Mr. Garrison. Seriously, she would totally say that if the Ministry told her to--and she would torture or kill anyone who disagreed too.
Snyarhedir 9 months ago
Voldemort as mr Hat!! It's so brilliant it's hilarious.
xXpimpleXx 10 months ago 2
So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel! Congratulations.
ToboeOkamiKiba 11 months ago 2
ROFL
buffy21033 11 months ago
this is evultion...
Byefrosty 11 months ago
and then the retarded fishfrogsquirrel had buttsex with this mutant monkey
WHAT!?
HunterGuilherme 11 months ago
You're the retarded offspring of a retarded fish[...]"lol. ^=^
shadowdragon90001 11 months ago
OhMyDays!!! Snape as Mr Garrison made me laugh too much!! :D Awesome video!
NeroFirefox666 11 months ago
whatever happened to mr. hat in south park anyway....
Hsmgirl97 1 year ago
@Hsmgirl97 I think he went with Satan to hell in the South Park movie.
UzumakiSonic619 10 months ago
@UzumakiSonic619 Is that so? Well, good riddance.
Snyarhedir 9 months ago
these made my night even more amazing than it was :DD
SallyQuistNL 1 year ago
SOOOOOOOO Funny
andywong4 1 year ago 5
HAHAHAHAHAHa
scout6686 1 year ago
why is it that Snape makes a kick ass Mr./Mrs. Garrison?! WHY?? this is my all time fave HP gone SP vid!!! XD XD love it!!
MackenzieStreeter094 1 year ago 7
LMAO SO FREAKIN FUNNY LMAO:D
sunnygirl523 1 year ago
ha ha ha! loved the part with voldemort as mr. hat! :D
Raegirl820 1 year ago
I choose this class for this year in school! =D
BloodyDarkNightmare 1 year ago
omg this is so funny- butt sex?! yuck
HPFreak92 1 year ago
Monkey Fish Fraawg..lol
omaraty009 1 year ago 2
yep, it thats how we begain
Remington61189 1 year ago
retard baby!!!!! retard fish!!
SugarSweetPumpkin 1 year ago 5
best video ever lol luv south park & harry potter
svhwdwnut 1 year ago
Haha, some of Mr. Garrison's best lines - some of the best lines in all of South Park. Great to see Snape saying such 'tarded things with that accent xD
sylphstarwind 1 year ago
love it!!
deppiegarg1993 1 year ago
the part where he flys out at him AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AlcoholANY1 1 year ago
XD this one has always been my favorite harry potter gone south park vid! Professor Snape makes a hilarious Mr. Garrison (who is now Ms. Garrison in the newer episodes of south park) kick ass job on the vid! 5/5 five stars for u!
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MackenzieStreeter094 1 year ago
Hahahahaha retard frog-squirrel.
SpidersInDaBasement 1 year ago
Monkey fish frog with a side of fries please...and maybe some cole slaw.
Scttlaw 1 year ago
00:50 LOL WTF XD
THEJ0KES0nBatsy 1 year ago
Snape talking about retarded monkeys and butt sex is so awesome
BlackFire0013 1 year ago
ok we all started out as FISH so hilarious hahahahaahahah lol lo l lol lol
dogcats2 1 year ago
hahahahaha very homosexaul
Jimbotloser1 2 years ago
That's a lot of mutant butt sex!
cryptidfan 2 years ago
the part where he just flys at him ''you go to hell and u die'' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AlcoholANY1 2 years ago 2
thats hilarious but not even close
dgdmgr 2 years ago
are you sure?
see46 2 years ago
man this is hilarious! i nearly pissed my pants! XDXDXD
OHSHCFan01 2 years ago 2
so there you go, you're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butsex with fish-squirrel,congradulations
NEOZ09990 2 years ago 5
So there you are. your the offspring of retarded fish monkeys and frog squirels!
alluvermin 2 years ago
funny as hell
Quagmire1012 2 years ago
'then one day the mutant fish baby crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands.'
lol xD great job guys this is hilarious!
abiidot811 2 years ago
Well that theory makes more sense than all the other shit Dumbasses make up around the world. So go on people make your retard babies! XD
555KoRnKid555 2 years ago 3
@555KoRnKid555 I'm going to have buttsex with a squirrel right now and do my part!
SirGnork 2 years ago
retard baby xD
swirlygirly1234 2 years ago 5
that wuz fuckin funny.
iL0v3dAnRaDcLiFf3 2 years ago
So we finally learn the truth about Harry's REAL parents. Not surprised really considering how he looks like the offspring of people who had buttsex.
squireforhire 2 years ago 3
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
BorgUnimatrix 2 years ago
Man! that was soooooooooooooooo funny it hurt XD
Macfarland91 2 years ago
This is one of the funniest video's I've seen for a long time!
DeadMansFilm 2 years ago 2
LOL! Gold! pure gold!
darkprincesskatia 2 years ago 11
XD fuckin awesome
Haushinka98 2 years ago 5
LOL i love Mr. Garrisons Evolution lesson
TrinityCullen414 2 years ago 102
@TrinityCullen414 me 2 snape as garrison as lol
svhwdwnut 1 year ago
@TrinityCullen414 OMG, I couldn't stop laughing. XD
LaYassmina 1 year ago
@TrinityCullen414 I know but this video wuz pretty lame...
rilezly 2 months ago
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys haveing buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.
My biology teacher was discussing what we were going to be learning this year and he says "Evolution" This was the first thing that came to my mind, I was trying so hard to keep a straight face after that!
SuperGinger94 2 years ago 11
I love the person who makes these videos.Please don't EVER stop making them.=)
ylvira 2 years ago 67
Congratulation xD
I thought Ron was Kyle.. yeayea
Blunka796 2 years ago 7
both my favs :)
SammiexBroflovski 2 years ago 2
Mine too (y)
Blunka796 2 years ago 2
haha good!
SammiexBroflovski 2 years ago 4
your the retarded offspring of five monkeys having but sex with a fish squirrel....congratulations
LOL
JTF876 2 years ago 15
you go to hell and u die!
XD
crazzygirl100 2 years ago 5
lol mr garrison's evolution. I saw the south park episode right now AND LOL'D SO HARD THAT I LOOKED IT UP ON YOUTUBE TO SEE COMMENTS, WATCH THE REAL THING IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.
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snape looks like Michael Jackson
Thegamer5150 2 years ago
omg my bro said the same thing like 2 days ago
so true
so true
crazzygirl100 2 years ago 2
very true
afsadgfd 2 years ago
lol
ButterfliesRainbows 2 years ago
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This voice is almost as faggy as Alan Rickman's real voice!!!!
johnthemanandking 2 years ago
Talk about Rude much
sango3876 2 years ago
L. O. freakin` L.!!!!
Pikachu000001 2 years ago
mr. hat, can i please be excused from class?
in the beginning , we were all fish . ..
retard babies
but sex with the squirrel
your the retarded offspring
satinee23 2 years ago 2
why didnt you use the hat from
harry potter 1?
(P.S. not a big harry potter fan)
teothedemon 2 years ago
because voldemort is so much funnier as mr. hat
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2 years ago 2
LMAO HAHAHA!!!! xD
kagome851 2 years ago
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what episode is this
blime196 2 years ago
Woah! We are the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt business with a fish frog wooooo!!!
cOoLbEaNs1494 2 years ago
And the monkees had but sex and had a retarded baby which is you! so there you go! 5 monkees having but sex and having a retard babies!
LOLOL!
saruzzalina999 2 years ago
monkey-fish-frogs oh jesus! Ive seen some of those in my backyard. theyre deadly! :O
PhoenixTears625 2 years ago
Bwahahaha, buttsex with this monkey and that. xDDDD "You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations." lmao.
oitsgina 2 years ago 5
LOL, fabulous. XD Really made my day.
Kakashifreakxxx 2 years ago
This is too great!
:]
2of my favorite things.
orlijohnnyluver4life 2 years ago
lol 0:18
X7LoveMusic7X 2 years ago
lol snape as mr.garison fun snape rocks
iwillslapalady7 2 years ago
fuckin epic.
lifesgood7777 2 years ago
Lmao!!!! sometimes I think they should get south park characters to speak and Harry Potter characters to mouth the words and act. I just think all these HP south parks are way funnier!!!!!
Eragon1880 2 years ago
monkey fish frog
LOL
congradulations!!!
smarticalprsn5 2 years ago
LMFAO!!! XD OMG!! I've never heard that evelution clip before! It made me cry i was laughing so hard! XD F**kin epic!
jonescalypso 2 years ago 7
NO, YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE
Roflmaoirl, wicked cool xD I still use that one towards my friends when im in bad mood...
Fjerpennen 2 years ago 5
"your the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel" lol the best
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2 make a wish into it
3 close ur hand[into a fist]
4 put fist over ur heart 5 sec
5 send to 3 more vids
6 2morro will b ur best day ever
INeedADamnNameMan 2 years ago
Mr.Hat as Voldemort was hilarious :D
MariAnn967 2 years ago 9
well now we know where we came from..... i always knew the human race was odd...
warcraft708217 2 years ago 3
retard frog squirrel. ROFL
SuperSarah87 2 years ago 5
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HappyCamper95 2 years ago
nC try about the chain messages but it is that good man......
touloubakhs 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! freakin hilarious " I said no! You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!" LOL
stormygirl14 2 years ago 8
i knew i was a retarded fish frog lol
kobil316SH 2 years ago 6
funny as hell!!!!!
07Sethy 2 years ago 3
what episode of South Park is that called?
seto007 2 years ago
Go God Go
TimTheReaper 2 years ago
LOL
evilgalore 2 years ago 4
"so there you go your the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt-sex with a fish squrell Congradulations!"
i now have to clean the screen of my computer because my soda just now blew out of my nose !
0XxDnDxX0 2 years ago 13
NO, YOU HERE ME! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!!!
Fucking priceless!
msfrmnm 2 years ago 11
retard frog squirils!!!
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copsipo 2 years ago
wow...frickin awesome dude!!!
Snape using the term butt-sex...amazing, his reputation is scared for life!
theBRAVEreepicheep 2 years ago 5
Hahaha... Snape and the use of the term "butt-sex" in the same video... It doesn't get much better than this!!!
MusicGirlRWS 2 years ago 8
UR A GENIUS! XD
cosmicus4life 2 years ago
Absolutely hilarious!
JamesScottsLuver91 2 years ago
take that harry
3LPh03niX 2 years ago
you go to hell you go to hell and u die
FFDP2121 2 years ago 4
holy shit...I'm a retarded decendant of a butt-sex fish squirrel!!
Imma go make more! jk, that was AMAZING!
hanyogirl234 2 years ago 4
some retard baby had butt sex with a monkey and that made YOU
softballaddict03 2 years ago 3
that is hilarious!
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asianandricepride 2 years ago
all we can see is your face and the hamster -.-
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Reganluvsyooh 2 years ago
oh my GOD lol
19Titanic19 2 years ago 2
OMG can't breath. great job. snape is perfect!
ladypeverell 2 years ago 5
I can't breath. Hilarious! I love the frog squirrel! Snape/Mr. Garrison is wonderful, lol. I love Snape.
thedemonhedgehog 2 years ago 6
love it
pmccaff2007 3 years ago
BUTTSEX!!!!!!!
heismanhopeful1 3 years ago
this is from different episodes, mister hat was long gone at the evolution ep
tomniggah 3 years ago
Hahahaha!! Well done, very funny. XD ^_^ :D =D
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BlueBlondeBabe 3 years ago
ROTFLOL!
AHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATH!
papiichan 3 years ago
mr. garrison is one of the best characters on southpark
Protains 3 years ago 4
if evolution is real (i think it is) everything what has evolved,what they come from is gone right? so why are monkeys n chimps still here if we evolced from them?
08Duffy08 3 years ago 2
Well first off we did not evolve from monkeys and chimps. Rather monkeys, chimps and us evolved from a common ancestor that is no longer around.
To put it simply; monkeys and chimps are our cousins not our parents.
Tenebrous76 3 years ago
mmm cousins with ...homo erectus hahah. I'm so immature haha.
InquisitiveCharlie 3 years ago 4
When Half BLood Prince clips comes out, you should use those with the episode with Obama and McCain :)
antiisaacbarbie17 3 years ago
what eps are these from?
XXXwhatthecrapXXX 3 years ago
ROFLMAO!!! OMG!! Funny as hell LOL
JCatt78 3 years ago
Ah shit. The beginning...fucking funny.
iishbored 3 years ago
My best Class Ever!! XD
Okay Okay I LOLing Love this fucking shit!!!!
MariAnn967 3 years ago 3
LOL!!! I heart South Park!
GaTiger11 3 years ago
omgg cant stop laughingg. :)
2k7flirtz2k7 3 years ago
HYSTERICAL!!!!! :D
xLemonx94 3 years ago 3
So there ya go, you're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt-sex with a frog squirell, congratgulations
lttp89 3 years ago 9
Sadly, some morons think that is evolution.
Tenebrous76 3 years ago
god made evolution
shadowwolffallout 3 years ago
Perhaps and perhaps not. There is no way of testing such a claim.
Tenebrous76 3 years ago
yea, nd no way to really know if evolution is real then. there r more facts tht can be said about the Bible and Christianity then evolution, yet they r stupid 4 ther faith
burnin8tor88 3 years ago
That is the usual nonsensical propaganda spouted by the ignorant and the faithful.
But the truth is quite the opposite. Science is based entirely upon the facts. Religion is based upon faith. If you have facts then there is no need to have faith in it since you'd know it to true.
Tenebrous76 3 years ago
yea, science is based upon facts but not evolution. they've never found ANYTHING. nd um, faith IS knowing tht God is there, facts just help. u hav faith in a chair tht it wont break wen u sit on it, nd u no the fact tht is meant 2 b sat on. u believe in the chair the same
burnin8tor88 3 years ago
Nothing?
Nothing but thousands of fosils showing change over time
nothing but mapped genomes confirming the correlations established from morphology
Evolution is based entirely upon the recorded evidence.
As for the chair, I can see it, I can test it. I can examine the materials it is made from. The chair-god analogy is dishonest since none of those things hold for claims about supposed gods.
Tenebrous76 3 years ago
hav u ever looked into how those tests work? if there is nothing we hav tht is old as fossils, what r we comparing it 2? thers the metric system, Ph, all those tests hav a measuring stick but age? animals can adapt, it doesnt mean the "evolved". a finer tipped beak is not the same as a monkey into a human being
burnin8tor88 3 years ago
Yes I have and clearly you haven't. There are several means to test the age of an object and each of them have been calibrated against objects of known age. Furthermore each of the differing tests give results that are consistent.
Yes animals adapt and over time and through population divisions those adaptations add up leading to speciation. Adapting is part of evolution
And only stupid creationists go on about monkeys to humans. Like whinging about not descending from your cousin. Just stupid
Tenebrous76 3 years ago
nd the analogy was about faith, not God
burnin8tor88 3 years ago
Even about faith it fails.
We can test a chair. We can't test claims about gods. So there is faith in confirmed experience or test data. And then there is faith in something indistinguishable from pure fiction. The two are not the same.
Tenebrous76 3 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
indeeed :P
more, MORE DAMN IT!!!
COMICMAN4 3 years ago
yes lol, ever heard a jew explain dinosaurs... (according to the toran, the world was created long after dinosaurs went extinct)
tomniggah 3 years ago
The dinosaurs were created on the fifth day according to the Torah. Talmud-HaP'rushim (The Study of the Pharisees, known as "Talmud") might say what you claimed that Torah says.
Nickidewbear 3 years ago
interesting...
Nightxfox 3 years ago
I love Snape as Mr. Garrison! And I LOVE Draco as Cartman, Kyle as Harry and occasionally Ron, and Hermione as Blanket.
ElderSwear07 3 years ago 4
I jknow, me too! :D
BlackRavenStudios 3 years ago
o fuck that was the best thing EVERR!!!!!!!!!
janetlynn63 3 years ago 3
lol xD
ledaph22 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lmao
^w^
*tear comming out*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*can`t stop... so... funny*
x3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hehehe I Love it! *sniff*
*one more tear*
KreacherArelis 3 years ago 4
ahaha=)))
BurningIce89 3 years ago
so there you go you go your a retard baby of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish frog congradulations
11MISSCATTYRX11 3 years ago 7