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  • acually it was ms.garrisons evolution lesson

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  • Hahaha omg

  • you're the retarded offspring of 5 gay monkeys having butt sex to a fish squirrel congratulations.

  • i was eating and when i watched this i hade to spit it all out or ill choke.

  • Snape makes a perfect Mr. Garrison

  • xDDDD

  • y does mr.garrison go so well with snape? xD

  • Lmao!

  • yay! thats one new thing i've learned today!:D

  • Haha Snape: "Monkeh-Fish-Frawg" <3

  • ROFFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • evolution is bullcrap!!! XD no its not dumbass

  • Good casting

  • "monkey fish frawg"

  • I love this better then the original

  • When did you make this? Had The Order Of The Phoenix come out yet? If so, you should have used Delores Umbridge for Mr. Garrison. Seriously, she would totally say that if the Ministry told her to--and she would torture or kill anyone who disagreed too.

  • Voldemort as mr Hat!! It's so brilliant it's hilarious.

  • So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel! Congratulations.

  • ROFL

  • this is evultion...

  • and then the retarded fishfrogsquirrel had buttsex with this mutant monkey

    WHAT!?

  • You're the retarded offspring of a retarded fish[...]"lol. ^=^

  • OhMyDays!!! Snape as Mr Garrison made me laugh too much!! :D Awesome video!

  • whatever happened to mr. hat in south park anyway....

  • @Hsmgirl97 I think he went with Satan to hell in the South Park movie.

  • @UzumakiSonic619 Is that so? Well, good riddance.

  • these made my night even more amazing than it was :DD

  • SOOOOOOOO Funny

    

  • HAHAHAHAHAHa

    

  • why is it that Snape makes a kick ass Mr./Mrs. Garrison?! WHY?? this is my all time fave HP gone SP vid!!! XD XD love it!!

  • LMAO SO FREAKIN FUNNY LMAO:D

  • ha ha ha! loved the part with voldemort as mr. hat! :D

  • I choose this class for this year in school! =D

  • omg this is so funny- butt sex?! yuck

  • Monkey Fish Fraawg..lol

  • yep, it thats how we begain

  • retard baby!!!!! retard fish!!

  • best video ever lol luv south park & harry potter

  • Haha, some of Mr. Garrison's best lines - some of the best lines in all of South Park. Great to see Snape saying such 'tarded things with that accent xD

  • love it!!

  • the part where he flys out at him AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • XD this one has always been my favorite harry potter gone south park vid! Professor Snape makes a hilarious Mr. Garrison (who is now Ms. Garrison in the newer episodes of south park) kick ass job on the vid! 5/5 five stars for u!

    * * * * * c? fiv estars for u? lol

  • Hahahahaha retard frog-squirrel.

  • Monkey fish frog with a side of fries please...and maybe some cole slaw.

  • 00:50 LOL WTF XD

  • Snape talking about retarded monkeys and butt sex is so awesome

  • ok we all started out as FISH so hilarious hahahahaahahah lol lo l lol lol

  • hahahahaha very homosexaul

  • That's a lot of mutant butt sex!

  • the part where he just flys at him ''you go to hell and u die'' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • thats hilarious but not even close

  • are you sure?

  • man this is hilarious! i nearly pissed my pants! XDXDXD

  • so there you go, you're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butsex with fish-squirrel,congradulations

  • So there you are. your the offspring of retarded fish monkeys and frog squirels!

  • funny as hell

  • 'then one day the mutant fish baby crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands.'

    lol xD great job guys this is hilarious!

  • Well that theory makes more sense than all the other shit Dumbasses make up around the world. So go on people make your retard babies! XD

  • @555KoRnKid555 I'm going to have buttsex with a squirrel right now and do my part!

  • retard baby xD

  • that wuz fuckin funny.

  • So we finally learn the truth about Harry's REAL parents. Not surprised really considering how he looks like the offspring of people who had buttsex.

  • Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

  • Man! that was soooooooooooooooo funny it hurt XD

  • This is one of the funniest video's I've seen for a long time!

  • LOL! Gold! pure gold!

  • XD fuckin awesome

  • LOL i love Mr. Garrisons Evolution lesson

  • @TrinityCullen414 me 2 snape as garrison as lol

  • @TrinityCullen414 OMG, I couldn't stop laughing. XD

  • @TrinityCullen414 I know but this video wuz pretty lame...

  • You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys haveing buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

    My biology teacher was discussing what we were going to be learning this year and he says "Evolution" This was the first thing that came to my mind, I was trying so hard to keep a straight face after that!

  • I love the person who makes these videos.Please don't EVER stop making them.=)

  • Congratulation xD

    I thought Ron was Kyle.. yeayea

  • both my favs :)

  • Mine too (y)

  • haha good!

  • your the retarded offspring of five monkeys having but sex with a fish squirrel....congratulations

    LOL

  • you go to hell and u die!

    XD

  • lol mr garrison's evolution. I saw the south park episode right now AND LOL'D SO HARD THAT I LOOKED IT UP ON YOUTUBE TO SEE COMMENTS, WATCH THE REAL THING IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.

  • omg my bro said the same thing like 2 days ago

    so true

    so true

  • very true

  • lol

  • Talk about Rude much

  • L. O. freakin` L.!!!!

  • mr. hat, can i please be excused from class?

    in the beginning , we were all fish . ..

    retard babies

    but sex with the squirrel

    your the retarded offspring

  • why didnt you use the hat from

    harry potter 1?

    (P.S. not a big harry potter fan)

  • because voldemort is so much funnier as mr. hat

  • LMAO HAHAHA!!!! xD

  • Woah! We are the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt business with a fish frog wooooo!!!

  • And the monkees had but sex and had a retarded baby which is you! so there you go! 5 monkees having but sex and having a retard babies!

    LOLOL!

  • monkey-fish-frogs oh jesus! Ive seen some of those in my backyard. theyre deadly! :O

  • Bwahahaha, buttsex with this monkey and that. xDDDD "You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations." lmao.

  • LOL, fabulous. XD Really made my day.

  • This is too great!

    :]

    2of my favorite things.

  • lol 0:18

  • lol snape as mr.garison fun snape rocks

  • fuckin epic.

  • Lmao!!!! sometimes I think they should get south park characters to speak and Harry Potter characters to mouth the words and act. I just think all these HP south parks are way funnier!!!!!

  • monkey fish frog

    LOL

    congradulations!!!

  • LMFAO!!! XD OMG!! I've never heard that evelution clip before! It made me cry i was laughing so hard! XD F**kin epic!

  • NO, YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

    Roflmaoirl, wicked cool xD I still use that one towards my friends when im in bad mood...

  • "your the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel" lol the best

  • Mr.Hat as Voldemort was hilarious :D

  • well now we know where we came from..... i always knew the human race was odd...

  • retard frog squirrel. ROFL

  • nC try about the chain messages but it is that good man......

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! freakin hilarious " I said no! You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!" LOL

  • i knew i was a retarded fish frog lol

  • funny as hell!!!!!

  • what episode of South Park is that called?

  • Go God Go

  • LOL

  • "so there you go your the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt-sex with a fish squrell Congradulations!"

    i now have to clean the screen of my computer because my soda just now blew out of my nose !

  • NO, YOU HERE ME! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!!!

    Fucking priceless!

  • retard frog squirils!!!

  • wow...frickin awesome dude!!!

    Snape using the term butt-sex...amazing, his reputation is scared for life!

  • Hahaha... Snape and the use of the term "butt-sex" in the same video... It doesn't get much better than this!!!

  • UR A GENIUS! XD

  • Absolutely hilarious!

  • take that harry

  • you go to hell  you go to hell and u die

  • holy shit...I'm a retarded decendant of a butt-sex fish squirrel!!

    Imma go make more! jk, that was AMAZING!

  • some retard baby had butt sex with a monkey and that made YOU

  • that is hilarious!

  • all we can see is your face and the hamster -.-

  • oh my GOD lol

  • OMG can't breath. great job. snape is perfect!

  • I can't breath. Hilarious! I love the frog squirrel! Snape/Mr. Garrison is wonderful, lol. I love Snape.

  • love it

  • BUTTSEX!!!!!!!

  • this is from different episodes, mister hat was long gone at the evolution ep

  • Hahahaha!! Well done, very funny. XD ^_^ :D =D

    ♥BlueBlondeBabe♥

  • ROTFLOL!

    AHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATH!

  • mr. garrison is one of the best characters on southpark

  • if evolution is real (i think it is) everything what has evolved,what they come from is gone right? so why are monkeys n chimps still here if we evolced from them?

  • Well first off we did not evolve from monkeys and chimps. Rather monkeys, chimps and us evolved from a common ancestor that is no longer around.

    To put it simply; monkeys and chimps are our cousins not our parents.

  • mmm cousins with ...homo erectus hahah. I'm so immature haha.

  • When Half BLood Prince clips comes out, you should use those with the episode with Obama and McCain :)

  • what eps are these from?

  • ROFLMAO!!! OMG!! Funny as hell LOL

  • Ah shit. The beginning...fucking funny.

  • My best Class Ever!! XD

    Okay Okay I LOLing Love this fucking shit!!!!

  • LOL!!! I heart South Park!

  • omgg cant stop laughingg. :)

  • HYSTERICAL!!!!! :D

  • So there ya go, you're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt-sex with a frog squirell, congratgulations

  • Sadly, some morons think that is evolution.

  • god made evolution

  • Perhaps and perhaps not. There is no way of testing such a claim.

  • yea, nd no way to really know if evolution is real then. there r more facts tht can be said about the Bible and Christianity then evolution, yet they r stupid 4 ther faith

  • That is the usual nonsensical propaganda spouted by the ignorant and the faithful.

    But the truth is quite the opposite. Science is based entirely upon the facts. Religion is based upon faith. If you have facts then there is no need to have faith in it since you'd know it to true.

  • yea, science is based upon facts but not evolution. they've never found ANYTHING. nd um, faith IS knowing tht God is there, facts just help. u hav faith in a chair tht it wont break wen u sit on it, nd u no the fact tht is meant 2 b sat on. u believe in the chair the same

  • Nothing?

    Nothing but thousands of fosils showing change over time

    nothing but mapped genomes confirming the correlations established from morphology

    Evolution is based entirely upon the recorded evidence.

    As for the chair, I can see it, I can test it. I can examine the materials it is made from. The chair-god analogy is dishonest since none of those things hold for claims about supposed gods.

  • hav u ever looked into how those tests work? if there is nothing we hav tht is old as fossils, what r we comparing it 2? thers the metric system, Ph, all those tests hav a measuring stick but age? animals can adapt, it doesnt mean the "evolved". a finer tipped beak is not the same as a monkey into a human being

  • Yes I have and clearly you haven't. There are several means to test the age of an object and each of them have been calibrated against objects of known age. Furthermore each of the differing tests give results that are consistent.

    Yes animals adapt and over time and through population divisions those adaptations add up leading to speciation. Adapting is part of evolution

    And only stupid creationists go on about monkeys to humans. Like whinging about not descending from your cousin. Just stupid

  • nd the analogy was about faith, not God

  • Even about faith it fails.

    We can test a chair. We can't test claims about gods. So there is faith in confirmed experience or test data. And then there is faith in something indistinguishable from pure fiction. The two are not the same.

  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    indeeed :P

    more, MORE DAMN IT!!!

  • yes lol, ever heard a jew explain dinosaurs... (according to the toran, the world was created long after dinosaurs went extinct)

  • The dinosaurs were created on the fifth day according to the Torah. Talmud-HaP'rushim (The Study of the Pharisees, known as "Talmud") might say what you claimed that Torah says.

  • interesting...

  • I love Snape as Mr. Garrison! And I LOVE Draco as Cartman, Kyle as Harry and occasionally Ron, and Hermione as Blanket.

  • I jknow, me too! :D

  • o fuck that was the best thing EVERR!!!!!!!!!

  • lol xD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    lmao

    ^w^

    *tear comming out*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

    *can`t stop... so... funny*

    x3

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    hehehe I Love it! *sniff*

    *one more tear*

  • ahaha=)))

  • so there you go you go your a retard baby of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish frog congradulations