How to Slap Someone!

[dimsumboy22]

LETS ADD CURSING CAUSE IT'S KEWL

[lanufong]

He meant to say: What are you doing out of the kitchen?... bitch

[Rogi2461]

Context please?

[Sesshomaus1fangirl]

IT'S PARFECTO!!

[darthrevan4513]

He was like "bitch please. " by the way keep yo pimp hand strong my friends. In case you didn't know according to the boondocks 75% of women suffer from hearing problems so if talking doesn't work... HIT THE BITCH.

[TheInvadingKittens]

everyone this is from Elfen Lied, and the show is really sad. the people in this aren't the main characters

[FPSizMyp0rn]

what anime is this?

[TheInvadingKittens]

@FPSizMyp0rn Elfen Lied

[TheDerbyhat1]

ADAM JENSEN

[manimarc]

the sandwich had no ketsup in it....pay the price

[lordroticiv]

This is also: How to be a Dick

[TenThousandBabies]

the fuck did i just watch?

[TrollMaster5]

Thats what she gets for approaching him without a readily made sandwich and cold beer

[Mikanoes]

If there is one thing that I had a problem when it came to Elfen Lied, (I have more, but don't want to put myself on the hit list of a hardcore fan.), it would be that this guy never dies. Sure, his life is made hell by what Lucy does to him, (by the way, when will he learn? Lucy kicked his ass, Nana kicked his ass, why would he go another round?), but he still is alive. There are four characters that needed to die but didn't, the perv dad, the bitch mom, him, and the crazy guy in charge. DIE!!

[skyehare4]

LOL!! I love how it just leaves you there like "Dude... that was totally unnecessary..." and then the guy's just like "HE'S PERFECT!"

[Shetyre]

its her own foulth getting out of the kitchen

[Berlion00]

Push 4 for instant pwnage

[dudemunch87]

HE FUCKIN' PIMP HANDED HER ACROSS THE FACE!

[meme13100]

*guy falcon bitch slas girl*

Guy in a Suite: He's Perfect.

me: WTF just happened ?oAo?

[elletSetteSellaDomoU]

ROUND 1..FIGHT!

KO!

PERFECT!

ROUND 2..FIGHT!

[OMGitsKITTYSMITTY]

Now thats what I call an extreme bitch slap!

[MCSuire]

Ouchie baba.

[sestren2503]

If you pause it just right at 0:13 you'll laugh so hard you'll shoot milk out your nose even if you aren't drinking it.

[jmxbox]

He's perfect

[udizzle92]

wtf?! thats cold

[TheAsianChibi]

dont know what's happening there but i want to kick that guy's sorry ass. too bad he's anime so i think the voice actor and whoever created him will have to do

[yiew]

@TheAsianChibi The context is: They are trying to find the 'Perfect' soldier to kill one of the most dangerous characters in the anime. The scene is to emphasise how cold this guy is towards human life, thus he is the most suited killer for the job.

/Context.

[TheAsianChibi]

@yiew still wanna kick his ass hahaha XD

[YorkJonhson]

@TheAsianChibi Worst things than that happen to him if it's any consolation. lol

[MCSuire]

@yiew Wow you consider her to be the most dangerous? I'm guessing you're relatively new to anime or something?

[yiew]

@MCSuire ANd I guess you havent read the manga yet either. Granted this is the anime, its pretty much considered Lucy is the most dangerous Dicloni. Not the most physically strong, but most dangerous.

Ive read the manga twice and watched the anime several times (one of my favourites ^^)

[MCSuire]

@yiew Yeah but calling Lucy "the most dangerous character ever"; I think you're over-rating her a bit. Lucy is somewhat frightening, I'll give her that, but I've seen more destructive characters in anime. Ever watched YuYu Hakusho?

[yiew]

@MCSuire Ahh...You mistook my comment. I said 'IN THE ANIME' not of all time.

[shots2345]

LOL, now thats a bitch smack

[privatedelta9]

I kinda feel bad now cause that actually happened to me minus hiting the girl she snuck up on me and thank God I stopped fucking hell that's what ya get for spending four years in a violent crap hole oh well

[BCete]

this was in my recormmended....

[TheFoxxKing]

NOW MAKE ME SANDWHICH!

[CognizantCheddar]

Don't everyone rush to help her back up, gentlemen!

[axlar1]

Falco' PAUNCH!

[GohanSuperSaiyan43]

poor girl

[junniejj]

sorry but LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HER FACE HAHAHAH..ok done

[apheanz]

He's perfect. Does it mean he's going to slap ppl for the army?

[theAngryscotman]

@apheanz yes. don't you get it he's the perfect weapon

[Skyntalor]

That...wow...just...I...I don't even...

[DarkHotRodXxX]

0:13  SHOOORYUUUKEEENN!!

[vampirefreakbitch]

danm that slap gotta hurt

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Keep your pimp hand strong.

[reaperdead]

Ooo this is elfen lied isn't it? Oh that was a great anime.

[IronKingLeo]

That wasn't a slap... that was a BACK FIST.

[roboballs112]

o tis sick anime

[dalektaliban]

i could press 4 all day lol

[Textrosity]

Watch this at the same time this is going.

watch?v=sM00kGxlVmA

A regular slap becomes a pimp slap.

[arown123]

he give that bitch a slap....he's perfect

[bigbrown4114493]

Elfen Lied FTW

[CrimsonPhantomX]

Make me a sandwich...NOW!!!!!

[manimarc]

0:13 pause on this! oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!......that really was perferct!! now i need someone to tornato kick that bitch to the face and fast!!!!! and after that i need a lawyer for woman violation issues......but seriously i believe the slap was instantly made without thinking = he is a soldier .....

[TheSlashCry]

ELFEN LIED :DDD

[jj1234567890pp]

my thing paused right after 0:13 LMAO?

[TheEternalKhaos]

wtf!?!?! asshole much lol.."he's perfect".....

[TheUltimateDragon88]

He definitly heard her footsteps before reacting to her voice, i'm just guessing he held back a little... otherwise her head would pop off in an instant.

[jin2612]

Then you should see Lucys reflex i think XDDD

[RiDDicK01111]

He's Perfect



[zorritoloco12]

@RiDDicK01111 Totally priceless.

[jclottes]

:13 

[DiabolicalGenius]

It's comforting to know that this guy gets his cum uppance later on. I found it quite satisfying really.

[zeanGA]

that was.... crazy. i'll kill that man for hittin such a cute girl!!!! >.< Die Die Die!!! u stinkin bastard!

[Zadamanim]

Dang that slap went CRUNCH!

[NEWSengsub]

Wow...woman took that slap like a fucking BAWS.

[eth92]

... Well, off to castrate another fucker!!

[BrockSamson18]

What the HELL!?!?

[GaarasBlossom27]

she looked liek she can be that girls mother, you knwo the one witht he dog? (forgot her name) If so then she deserved it!!

[KiwiLovin7]

Is it wrong I laughed my ass off?

[INexasI]

Yup, pressing 5 is the best. (just wait like 1/2 a second before you do it again and u'll see what i meam)

[CasualFlyer23]

@INexasI you can press 8 after a while too

[KageNoKishi725]

They were right to castrate him xD

[fiduwarrior]

@KageNoKishi725 they didn't he lost his legs and everything below the waist. thanks to lucy

[Vidwill]

@KageNoKishi725 They never did.

[KageNoKishi725]

@Vidwill

I was rewatching this anime with my friend, and it has been almost one year since I watched this anime. I wish they had castrated him, though...

[alexjluthor]

@KageNoKishi725 It's unfair how they never showed Bandou's good side in the anime. D:

[KageNoKishi725]

@alexjluthor

He has a good side?

[alexjluthor]

@KageNoKishi725 Yup. He's really just your every day asshole. He saves Mayuu's life from Lucy in the saddest show of epicness ever. He kicks the shit out of a guy who tries to rape and kill Mayuu and Nana... I haven't read the manga in a long time so I can't remember every awesome part. I just know I bawww'd when Mayuu was crying over his torso and he was all "FUCK!! Now I'm gonna cry. *urk*!!"

[KageNoKishi725]

@alexjluthor

He isn't a complete dick in the manga? Holy shit...

[alexjluthor]

@KageNoKishi725 That's what happens when you have a stupid director who takes a manga with over 100 chapters and crushes it into an anime with 14 episodes. Like that ending? Didn't happen. Mariko's death was much more tragic. Even people who didn't like her were sad.

[AzariahKyras]

don't be fooled, bitch got a penis

[wingzero7X]

after this clip I stabbed this guy 134 times in the face

[lartkrin]

@wingzero7X you found his face?? after i blew it up?

[Yangeth]

He's perfect.

[NayNayRevolution]

if your perverted keep pressing five.

press four then five to see her randomly fall over

there was more but i forgotted =(

[Milkysteele]

I can't help but to keep pressing 4

[IITH3SPiANII]

@Milkysteele omg me too XD

[7HUNTERKILLER]

slap a bitch like a boss

[Imperia96]

"he's perfect... we're meant for each other...."

[ky015]

"He's perfect" xD

[toasterfriends]

SHE STARTED TALKIN' SHIT, WOULDN'T YA KNOW? I REACHED BACK LIKE A PIMP AND I SLAPPED THE HOE!

[ky015]

@toasterfriends Lmfao NWA xD

[imasspeons]

@toasterfriends lol Boys in da Hood. Great song.



[chrisdarkblood12]

oh this is Elfen Lied this anime is fuked up anyway's

[Deviantize]

YOUR FACE GOD DAMNIT !!!!!!

[justmedawg]

man Bando is such an asshole in the anime...

[SteveThePCGamer]

FALCON PAWWNCH

[FirstSea]

I tried doing this to a bitch, but after I slapped her she didn't hit the floor... Am I doing something wrong??

Press 4 for instance slap!!

[Crisiscoremomentum]

wow thats the ultimate backhand bitch slap bravo secret agent man bravo

[rblxGhostProduction]

No, He was left to dead

[Kalpa2004]

well I didn't watch elfen lied, but knowing how elfen lied is...

that guy probably died a horrible gruesome death.

[AwesomeGirl113]

@Kalpa2004 heh heh...sure he did...*has watched the series* e_e

[xXzocker911Xx]

NOT NICE!!!!!!!!

[ICJLCSAG]

thumbs up if this scene was the only reason you watched the show

[midomidolove]

woah wtf LOL! *shotshotshot* just look at her face after being slap D8!!!! bleeding nose...and all.....

[Kinkikass]

This made my day hahahahaha.

[YugiohGX913]

NO GENDER DISCRIMINATION XD

[Giroutte]

It's troll time!

That wasn't a fucking slap! lol =3

[BaddGirl420]

@Giroutte You are correct sir! It was in fact a wicked backhand. Pause at 0:13 for fun!

[Giroutte]

@BaddGirl420 Yay I knew I was right. ^_^

=3

[0omatthewo0]

FALCON SLAP!

[Rainqowz]

This reminds me of something, I can't get the fact that the Lady was soo nice enough to remind him what she was about to say, Likee, imma girl to but really? Slapping a girl

Ok this is what I would do. After I slapped her I would have taken her to the bed, after she woke up, I would say are you alright, Then thats we when get all Kinky, XD

[sandersonrigby]

press 4 for awesomeness

[cliffstorm]

shouldnt he be able to sense her without thinking its an enemy oh well bitch got what she desreved

[codyjohn1551]

pause at 0:13 XD

[evil2812]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?? no awesome at all dude... ¬¬

[AnimeGuruma]

NOOOOO NOT MOE GIRL NOOOOOO

[ODSTD56]

WHAT THE FUCK? Thats not a slap, thats a backslap!

[LostInConfusion1]

I don't like this. Reminds me of home.

[TheNinja404]

i gave that bitch a face slap. bitches love face slaps.

[demicyrusgomes]

Pause at 0:13 Hilarious.

[jackalhunt1]

0:12  Enjoy.

[Kari166]

Don't sneak up behind someone with PTSD, or who has recieved intense training like Bando.

It hurts.

[Jsantosishere]

ok this anime looks goood. can someone please take their time and tell me the name of this Anime? Pleasee? if how many episodes does it have? or Just give me the name of it thank youuu

[Kari166]

@Jsantosishere, Elfen Lied.

[Whitewolfspaw]

IS it freaking crazy that even tho hes a DICK I love him?!

[HanakoFujita]

I don't think he slapped her. It was more like a punch, but with his back fist.

[gokuandmario4ever]

Oh, I hope that guy gets a bitch-slappin from Nico Robin!!!!!!

[armin6988]

WHy does it calles ElfenLied in America,England... dunno

ElfenLied is German :P

[MarkehJLL]

glad he lost his eyes, arms and legs LOLZ

[DubiaFluctuant]

Press 4 XDDDDD

[chesiregirl]

Ok. I freaking love that one dudes reaction.

Bando's a freakin badass.

Feel sorry for the poor girl though.

[YoshidoriAnimation]

Nyahaha xD

[brunixxxoxxx]

ELFEN LIED :D

[jarostone]

It's cause he is SPEC-Ops and he has insanely over-developed reflexes. But yeah he's an asshole about it. He could have said, OMG sorry my reflex and helped her up and said he was sorry but no he calls her the bitch.

[Nickey90]

@jarostone Probably happens all the time and got tired of spending his day going around apolagizing.. like imagine him in a crowded subway train, he wouldnt have time to do anything els then say "im sorry!" to people!

[ZikrieX]

LOL!!

[qwertyuiopz123]

LOL!

[eaglesfan226]

btw I thank ya'll 10 who dislike this!

[OTAKUCHIBIGIRL247]

$#!7*!!!!!!

[residentevil568]

he's like a horse damn

[msgalleguez]

Now I can slap my annoying uncle.

[tommyk1347]

manly shit, bro

[eaglesfan226]

@tommyk1347 Oh rly? What makes you think it's manly to punch a woman, chump? ):<

[tommyk1347]

@eaglesfan226 u mad, bro?

[eaglesfan226]

@tommyk1347  If you mean literally, than yes. ~_^

[tommyk1347]

@eaglesfan226 too bad, bro?

[eaglesfan226]

@tommyk1347  Fuck you, asshole.

[tommyk1347]

@eaglesfan226 orly, bro?

[eaglesfan226]

@tommyk1347 "O rly" my ass! 'Cause it may be a free country for you, but punch a girl in fron'a me...your balls are mine!

[tommyk1347]

@eaglesfan226 me gusta, bro?

[eaglesfan226]

@tommyk1347 We'll see about that, wiseass. (btw WTF is with the question-mark at the end of every sentences?)

[tommyk1347]

@eaglesfan226 no like, bro?

[eaglesfan226]

@tommyk1347 (Dr Evil impression) How 'bout no!

[tommyk1347]

@eaglesfan226 cool, bro!

[eaglesfan226]

@tommyk1347 "Cool" what?

[tommyk1347]

@eaglesfan226 u cool, bro!

[jsh020]

seriously how the flying fuck did this guy survive the show.

[rheographics]

i think it can be a guy or a girl... basically if the guy is a tough nut or soldier nobody like that likes to be snuck up from behind.... if its a girl and he still hit her.. its probably because he doesnt care guy or girl....

[rttgx99]

lmoa xDDD

[Valnar123]

How shocked she looks when she's lying on ground xD

[whitephoenix9]

lmao...keep yo pimp hand strong....

[mindsoulbody]

LOL, he got good reflex. Didn't want to take any chances on someone coming up from behind. :D

[ICJLCSAG]

that's hilarious, but i can't help feeling sorry for her, she's like "excuse me sir, your laundry is rea..." BAAAAAM! the funny thing is i could see my girlfriend doin that to me: "hey honey, would you like to go see a movie toda..." BAAAAAAM "don't ever stand behind me you prick!"