Walmart caught selling penis shaped straws to kids.

[x0ThePlayerOfGames0x]

the mom is so stupid, if she doesnt want to scar her daughter stop talking about fricken penis's from right in front of her!

[handofmyears]

get oveeerrrrrrrr ittttttttttttttttttttt

[LgWilson456]

Oh my god this is not a big deal wal mart not the funny strawcompany

[KwalkerFan]

hahahqhahqahqahahhhahhahah

[Defenders0fCreation]

...she said it herself..a little bit older kid would understand and thats not right...WHAT THE FUCK!?!? if they understand it, how does it affect them? idk...i dont get it..all i know is she cant get cock out of her pathetic sue happy mind

[QueenoftheDookie]

I have the solution for this problem:

Vagina shaped straws!

That why both sexes are represented! WIN WIN! :D

[MySoccerlegend]

i bought these at the dolar store

[talusan909]

I see many products that look like penises. Check out the hot dogs, sausages, flashlights, bananas, cucumbers, vienna sausages, etc...

Some stuff look like balls. Tennis balls, tomatoes, etc...

[Xmaggot93X]

IT'S THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD.

Oh give me a break. The child wouldn't even know what a penis was if you didn't bring it to attention.

I can guarantee you that the world has bigger problems than suggestively shaped fun straws.

[jmhoward90]

oh my GAWD!!!!! it's a straw!!! pretty sure your kids gonna have bigger problems than penis shaped straws

[DreamHouseStudioz]

3 guesses that she's Christian and Republican.

[eleggance]

Western Society is a sexual society where people are always thinking about sex and genitals. they are over-obsessed with sex.. I don't see any penis-like thing in straws. Even you kiss a child to show affection.. western people start considering you as a child molester.

[urdaddy117]

What a dumb broad

[andrewemme94]

This is the reason terrorists hates usa

[CPAxel19194]

ew Suck A cock funny straws EWWW i think south park just bought he funny straw copany O.O

[imthethriller]

joking aside, this is just yet another example that America needs to grow up when it comes to sexuality.

[imthethriller]

like dr. blackarms said "if it looks like a penis it is a penis" XD.

[911child]

Over Reaction, you could always throw the items you dislike away.

[AdamX21198]

That guy isn't bill murray...

[TheAnnafisher]

none to doubt ... raepin hoers waldo farts corporate slavry

[countquackula]

That woman has a DIRTY mind if all she can see in that is a penis!

[imhackedagain]

The News is running out of ideas, so they run in to a desperate mother with penis straws....

[pressplay44]

Oh my god, shut up. You've obviously seen more than a couple.

[Raynier001]

B==D Is this is a penis, it is a person smiling? You be the judge...

[BrilliantlyBecks]

@mrjunkjunkerton OMG. LMAO. THANK YOU.

[Kaneane]

that, that does look like a..umm....male part...

[mizzcandii24]

Im not saying its right for them to be selling things like that to kids but then again whats all the fuss about.??? Because you already know you gon be right back in Walmart the next day buying all type of things....Hell you would probably even buy one for yourself on the down low

[JJJJ665]

Shes just a stuped bitch whos trying to get on tv

[deth349]

The kids not gonna fucking know what the hell will that shape on a straw do.

Stupid fat whore.

[dasherhead]

omg, is this news?

[rollingondubs1]

looks like a hat

[pele928]

OMG SHE SHOULD STFU AND SUCK MY PENIS!!!

[TheDarkHadoken]

@pele928 and then suck mine when she is done

[pele928]

@TheDarkHadoken eloelword

[HayitsAng]

who else is on their way to walmart to buy these straws?

[jtoon200]

And another story of Wal Mart being portrayed as assholes when they didn't make the product and had no way of knowing that the straws would be shaped like they were. And do you honestly think that anyone is going to take you seriously when you call them and say "I bought fun straws at your store and some are shaped like penises"? Stop being lazy and bring the stupid things into the store and show them if you're that distressed.

[Tubb2581]

??? Walmart didn't make them. Stupid people.

[SuperFireM]

Clasic walmat, as soon as the media gets invalved thay payatention outherwise it meens nothing.

[GamingPalooza]

Why is this Wal-Marts fault? they don't manufacture the damn straws... they only sold them and assumed they were just different shaped straws.

[Paparoonie]

No wonder why her husband left her.. dumb bitch.

[rayden165]

Just throw the fucking straws away!

[disturbederik]

you are lying bitch!You are the fucked up one you idiot!Thats a real skinny cock!And you pointed that out bitch!

[MyRaulcastillo]

Lol single mother whores and they're wee-wee obsession... Smh they never get over sucking dicks, Lol

[TheDeanonator]

Who paid to get the molds for these straws???

[moomoocows93]

you can now tell who has dirty minds

[Cirnoneesan]

It doesnt even look like a penis. And I've seen alot of penis.

[uching]

uuummm, thats just a production mistake.

the makers of "fun straws" wheren't setting out to creat penis straws for children.

thats why production of goods should be encouraged in the countries that these goods are going to be sold, i can only guess that these types of things occur due to poor quality control in the factories of china, not blaming china but you get what you pay for, wallmarts wanted cheap production costs and got penis straws as a result.

[whathappened2001]

"I cant think of any other thing..." she must be a single mum and gagging for more.

[123101alex]

WTF is this woman retarded, yes an older kid would understand see that it looks like a penis, but thats because they're stupid and so is she. It's a fucking shape not an actual penis so WTF the little girl isn't giving it oral sex or something is she.

[keg1690]

its a freakin bendy straw they dont manufacture them end of story your the pervert for thinkin its a penis get your minds out of the gutter

[Oddityworld]

That was stupid

[Ramsto6]

that woman has serious isues

[augustrm721]

well what did the police say???

[sgtcool5005]

hey that guy isnt bill murray

[clevah1]

If she wasnt such a dirty minded bitch, she would probably see something other than dick.

[athfcoz]

a mister jiggle daddy.

[Dragondude2525]

This would never fly, not even on a slow news day, here in Canada.

[fr0z3nsky]

shes just a fucking slut and wants cock thats why everything she looks at looks like a dick. godamn slut

[mjayperry]

Guess it was a slow news day that day. This is not a story and the kid don't even know what she is looking at.

[MissKilaStarlet]

wowzers..

[sailorminimoon1000]

Lol

[TheCORE87]

ROFL your fucked lady

[SpeedyMixes]

she obviously havent seen a penis

[xXPiggyBanks123]

hmmm pear? hat? oh shit a PENIS o-o

[Garyyx24]

only americans........ 

[TheAmrator]

@Garyyx24 Not all of us Americans are like that dude.

[Ambitionz15946]

stupid fat bitch just trying to get a lawsuit,maybe shell settle out of court for a year supply of slimfast

[kjw41309]

If you turn the straws sideways they kinda look like fish.

[ordiaz88]

lmao! i remember seeing those too! there are more phallic objects at walmart other than some damn straws!

[witteyegenuine234]

She doesn't get enough penis. so she sees it everywhere.

[malcommerriweather]

She's just a whore and can't stop thinking of cock!

[NotTheMostPoetic]

@malcommerriweather It's exactly how she got that kid in the first place.

[MegaIvanify]

@malcommerriweather your'e an asshole!

[malcommerriweather]

@MegaIvanify

So, you a whore too?

[quigglesquaggs]

It doesn't look like a penis you retarded woman. I think you've just got cock on the brain because you can't get any more since you got FAT!

[downsideupgoesgroar]

@quigglesquaggs she's pregnant in the video, not fat.

[britnychole]

My only issue is that people seem to not understand that walmart does NOT make the products that they sell..unless they opened the fun straws before putting them on the shelf then they would have no idea if they were shaped that way..its the company that makes the fun straws fault not walmarts....it just irks me because i work in customer service and i have people come and blame me personally for something breaking....well i didn't make the stuff dangit!....but of course i can't say that bleh!

[B1az3xGoiNxPRO]

Shes just a perv

[milkweed123456]

she would think the straw looks like a penis

haha jeez people these days and their sexual minds

[qazw6654]

i have 4 words for this: DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!

[x2ceyez]

its a fucken straw

[xBluexJeansx]

lol, that woman's life is SOO sad.

[clownsrule247]

It's...a....STRAW! And it doesn't even look like that to me it looks like a bell like GhostWritersForHire said. YOU have one sick mind lady

[GhostWritersForHire]

Looks like a bell to me. She needs to have her bell rung.

[saveme2000]

she uses the straw as a dildo

[whitezombie00]

"I just cant think of any other thing." Dirty minded bitch. Like element278 said "the kid isnt going to go and suck cock for rock because of a fucking straw." Go damn woman, a straw is a fucking straw.

[mohammadjj]

DIRTY MINDED BITCH!

[ChelsySmilez]

This woman is PERVERTED! [:

[TheHcomment]

i give her a straw to suck too

[danceoholic34]

It's a straw,.

[redcarsroc]

Bill Murraaaay <3

[druisteen1]

american talk like a cow

[emjayyap]

Well, not everyone will look at that shape and auto think, "oh well that is a penis!" I'd think that is a straw and I'm going to drink out of it.

[htjknjnhrj]

She has a filthy, had too many penis in her life and other stuff.

[14dimaspartak]

Every oval shaped object I buy from a store i'm gonna find offensive because it looks like a vagina... -_-

[Rosalie098]

where is this news place???lmao

[jesusluvschrist]

"these are the two straws from the *package* that the young mother found offensive"

rofl xD

[magicalpoop]

the keys looked like somberos or hats ....like the Arby's logo...

Honestly, the shapes were probably made by workers and obviously the penis one got in by disgruntled one OR it was just random.

[MEGAGUY21]

wow.....really

i thought she was saying that the end of the end there you drink for look like a dick

not a abstract straw design!

[imhackedagain]

I bet you that she is a single mother, because how she sounds like a bitch, and now you all know what is on her mind 24/7.I bet she see penis's on all objects.

[gismomonkey]

I don't really think a 3 year old is going to know what that shape might look like and this "problem" isn't news worthy.I just think this mom has nothing at all better to do but bring this to the news.

[gismomonkey]

I don't really think a 3 year old is going to see those straws and know what that shape is instantly and I don't really think this "problem" is news worthy.

[iYellowTv]

ROCKETSHIP STRAWS!

and come on woman! you should know the "Male area" because u were sucking it to make your child lol

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[davidlee110]

this woman is a asshole

JUST THROW THEM AWAY!

[MsDiesIrae9]

Kids have to learn about penis eventually. Who better to teach them than Wal-Mart?

[donnamite1638]

Seriously wth? Throw them away. and why is she pissed off at walmart they don't make the straws. this is so stupid and why is this news?

[GrandmasMan]

hey that's not bill murray! btw a 3 year old isn't gonna care about the shape of the straw, who cares!

[stepame321]

your girl gonna suck reel dick in 14 years anyway lollllll so let him suck it and try to know how its working dont put this on news omg its because you try to get money from that you idiot or what XD

[wordlifeheel]

438 people missed the dislike button.

[stickyfox]

I doubt the three-year-olds making those straws in China knew what they looked like either.

[winner619]

its a Rocket Ship!

[KoolKidBrian]

what an attention whore...

[riosjuan91]

the fucken lady is a fucken pervert.... a dick is all she thinks about

[element278]

What no one seems to get is; to an adult yes that shape resembles a penis, but to a child it's just a shape, the kid isnt going to go and suck cock for rock because of a fucking straw.

[Noobssuckass300]

@element278 u don't know that.

[Dries1010]

@element278 The Wall-Mart didn't do this?! It's normal it could be a pear or any other thing don't think that way!

[givemericht]

@element278 Unless they are black kids. Whoa, sorry I'm not usually racist.

[zaktt]

dont think dirty you fucking bitch

[Ostrimuful]

It's not even bad.

[hairypooter]

she made a huge deal of it and shes a hoe

[wwepatriot1]

with the amount of kids she has, its no wonder whats on her mind.

[jaebby504]

is this lady really fuckin serios ? just because she's a nymphomaniac doesnt mean everybody else is .... stupid fuckin doucheface .

[LiamHewson123]

@jaebby504 wait you can spell nymphomaniac but you cant spell serious.

jk

[jaebby504]

@LiamHewson123 lol

[BlazingDarkanime]

I would sew walmart

[TheMechanicalEngine]

i tought it was a rocket

[adamtownsend20]

could be a rocket ship like they said or a fish? Or maybe even a test tube? Lol stupid cunt

[vileindigo]

Her daughter probably doesn't even know what one looks like, and she's ridiculously young for her mom to think that she'd even have such 'corrupted' thoughts anyway. -__- That mother ought to be afraid of herself. People are drawn to taboo, but it's people like her who fricken strengthen that taboo out of single-minded paranoia. You can only keep her "safe" from tHe BiG sCaRy WoRld!!!!1! for 18 years - likely less.

But anyway, it's just. A damn. Straw.

[MASTERLUCERO]

hee hee hee hee

[BlackAngelXLK]

Hey lady who fucking gives a crap your kid will end up swearing and fucking people soon enough you can't protect your child from everything and think of it this way it gives kids understanding of family life at an earlier age :D

[Knifesrfun]

wow WTF WHAT A BITCH A PENIS IS MUCH BIGGER

[har32]

does this really need to be on on the news?!?! wtf go investigate inportant stuffz like idk YOUR MOM hahaha no but this is retarded.

[peacemaker181]

well missy you sound like a big fat pervert, get the cock off your mind

[24okay]

It's just a fuckin' straw you bitch!  Not pubic haired teddy bears! Geez...

[24okay]

Wrong is the one who thinks of it, she can't see anything other than a dick, cuz she wants some.

[rfavila702]

some people just go far to the point where they need money or just want to be on t.v like this women >:l

[PEEWEEK707]

wow fucking perv

[armizzzle]

oh no that penis shaped straw will make her grow up to get pregnant from a one nighter and have a 3 year old with nothing better to do than complain about nothing to get a little attention just like her mother before her and her mother before her

[fight4yourfreedom1]

what a whore,let me quess the bitch is going to sue for pain and suffering

[Apersonlulz]

She just has a sick mind GAwd

[voted4obamabiatch]

I thought they looked like the Arby's hat LOL...

[purified159]

@voted4obamabiatch so did i

[Alejandrofication]

It's just a penis!

[prettyflower11]

I thought it looked like a bell.. but ok, she convinced me it looked like a penis..

[kkemerer90]

if it looks like a dick then suck it.

[DaisyBerwick]

they look the shape of the candy dummies that you buy at the seaside. she really should get a life.

[firstrushNEO]

WOW, *facepalm* it's a friggin straw that DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A PENIS, parents like this are just to worked up over little things like this they say it's perverted but they're the ones that have minds perverted enough to think innocent straws are purposely shaped like human anatomy....

[Fonk04]

'' I can't think of any other thing'' LOL

[gruokdude]

Ha dicksucking

[kojotasxxx]

Personally, I find this investigation being stupid. Atually, these straws are nothing but straws... They're not acual genitals. And even if most of the people interpret them as male genitals, they'll never be or resemble the actual genitals. Only that the shape if somewhat similar. Will children notice the shape if they never saw the penis before??????? The answer is NOT! *Case closed*

[HDFoxra]

wow, she's horrible. these are the kind of parents that i despise! you do realize that the designs are fucking RANDOMLY drawn by their COMPUTERS! no one person can design the straw, its all done by the computer's randomness! and i agree with the fellow below me, she took this way to far. another classic example is also here on youtube. search up "walmart" and click the link that says something about crankcall locks down walmart. the employees were SO rude! what if it was real?!?!?!

[Moosavi1977]

This mother is crazy she just needs to get laid

[ThugaRhymes]

@Moosavi1977 she has a kid you doofus

[Moosavi1977]

@ThugaRhymes All-right okay she has kid, but she still needs to get laid

[triplev789]

Wow, this bitch deserves to go to jail for all of the trouble she caused over something so stupid. Or at least pay a fine. And she is worried about older kids getting a hold of these? If my friends and I got a hold of this, I would shit my pants!

[chaydangtroi]

Oh, what she really wanted to say is not " Why did you sell this penis shaped straws?" but " Why did you not sell some real penises???". And " I will buy wholesale !!!!".

[anderson617]

wow, there are people in this world dying of cancer and starving to death, and she's gonna cry over a penis shaped straw? gimme a fucking break.

[HoneyLissaBee]

My friend and I saw a straw like that and we bought it JUST because of what it looks like.

[frostedlambs]

omg thats just stupid she is stupid

[11angelove]

wtf..

[janwn]

I bought a pen and it reminds me of...

[Tima888]

Wow she sounds really perverted I mean come on I don't even see anything wrong with or maybe she's just terrified of ***** cuz it got her prego??

[awesomeskater911]

Obviously she's So obsessed about not having sex for forty I've months she's frightened when there's something that barely resembles a males genitalia and she has to report it to the news, and the only reason wal mart was so rude about it is because she's a sick fuck that sees everything as a dick

[insidetheredzone]

sounds like she hasn't had sex in awhile thats probably closest thing she will see that is shape like a penis.....

[albkan13]

At first I thought her last name was "Cune" lol. I wonder how she would pronounce that?

[lightluvsmethemost]

who shops at walmart anyway.

[tecmo1]

she just pissed me off..................

[misskatieerin88]

walmart doesnt manufatcure the straws you coupdve taken 5 minutes to read the package and find out who did . walmart just sells goods that are shipped to them . they dont open every pack and check out every straw or tampon or chip what if you found a chip in the shape of boobs would that be walmarts fault too

[welshfilmbuff]

If that resembles a penis to her, then I pitty the poor schmucks she's sucked off!

[welshfilmbuff]

If that resembles a penis to her, then I pitty the poor schmucks she's sucked off!

[heyyou803]

walmart always treats ppl like shit when you go to them with concerns

[xmalak90x]

thats funny they do look like penises

[matrixman339]

Have you every noticed how much negative stuff the news tells everyone. Where is the Joy people come on!

[beaversjak24]

jesus christ bitch its not like any1 could use it as a dildo

[rangexmagex]

how pathetic

what a stupid fucking red neck

[IAmAwesomeSoAreYou]

wth....