How to Make a Guy Like You - Disney Princess Style

[Koneko716]

I like how the white princesses just acted like sluts to get what they wanted whereas Tiana and Mulan worked hard to get what they wanted and weren't even that interested in men to begin with. if Disney is racist at anyone they're racist against white people.

[NarissaSmiles]

Someone had a lot of time on their hands to make this..o.o

mission accepted.

[FairyInsparations]

So Funny!!!! Does it really work cause tomorrow im going to do theese steps ;) 

[Crapability]

omg they all cry THE EXAC.T SAME. WAY.

[whitehotwire]

Hahahahahahaha! Hilarious, unfortunately, its just like the news, everything is taken out of context!

[gotomon12]

hahahaah this is so funny!!

[52wbending52]

People are saying such BAD things about princesses but the idea is that it's a fairytale and women weren't given much of a role besides being a damsel in destress. But there are princesses who took it slow for instance Belle, Mulan (she's in the lineup), Pocahontas, Tiana, and even Meg (I know she isn't a princess but she fits in this catagory). Belle was intellegent, and took it slow. Pocahontas, mulan, tiana, and Meg all fell for their lovers it was written to seem like real love occuring.

[ColorfulAngel5478]

Does this really work??

[bethany92596]

the ending was hillarious haha

[coloringwitheyeliner]

Notice Mulan isn't in any of them! ;)

[aryllia]

@coloringwitheyeliner

Mulan isn't a princess, doesn't mean that film doen't have its own share of issues.

I hereby solemnly swear that if I have children I will never show them Disney movies - especially not the classics. I read them the original books as many times as it takes to compensate it, but Disney is now banned. Bloody crappsack role models those are.

[coloringwitheyeliner]

@aryllia

I'm with you on that one.

[rainbowpandaxxx]

xD

[kkkkmkkkk]

you can't be happy all the time and cry, unless it's a happy cry, which these weren't - just pointing that contradiction out. So is being sweet and innocent and always leaving him wanting more. And Snow White kissing Dopey to make the prince jealous? Um, no. I love Disney so I'm a bit offended but I appreciate the sentiment I suppose

[TheBooksrock]

I think beauty and the beast and the little mermaid are the only ones that really got to know each other.

[JakelynCastro]

Watching this vid made my day :)

[123Yellowberry123]

10. Trust EVERYONE.

"Do you trust me?!"

[SuperBBgirl1]

yap it clears everything up!

[CaribbeanBlueSky]

:o

idk if i can do all that..i'd mess up alot of the step >.<

[blondierow]

I can do this!!!! I can do all of this!!!!

[JuJuBee1029]

LOL rush into it XD no need toknow each other, just get married!

[lola951111]

not dead sleeping!

[lola951111]

wait does a wicked step dad count???

[lola951111]

the beast part of the scare i cracked up!

[rossijones123456789]

well good thing intelligence isn't required

[MaysiDonner]

ha i just noticed the identical crying lol

[shadowpiratemonkey7]

every single disney princess cried in the same position. ahh lol XD

[neodfang]

"Pretend dead" - Okay honestly who the fuck would kiss a corpse?

[Scardy]

@neodfang Necrophiliacs.

[redvinesron]

what's the song at 4:23? i've heard it somewhere before but i just can't tell. XD

[NesibeK]

Challenge Accepted.

[KittygirlMoonflight]

Snow White: I'm so sad! =D

[Himewna]

I suddenly want to go watch a lot of disney movies now...

[TheQueenLycan]

@Himewna Same here XD

[iloveyoujb6]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO!! AHHAHAHA soooooooooooo funny



[mallorylauletti]

My husband says he fell in love with me when he first heard me sing...

[chocoloverbarton]

They all cry the same way

[kamilandandre]

Why do you guys think that all a guy wants is ur beauty. its actually not that. all guys look for in girls from ages 12-18 is if you can be one of them. Its so simple. Once you get married, thats when they start to like ur short mini skirts. now now. trust me. its true. ull see.

[FashionDiva181]

"Don't listen to your parents. They only want what's best for you." LMAO Best part right there.

[becka8907]

haha the last one (leave him wanting more) all the clips you showed were so humorous in the context. I was literally laughing out loud.

[Winxin864]

Awesome

[snarkbait1]

I don't think some of these are fair, like the "cry" one. Most Disney princesses never cry in front of the men (only in private or with their closest friends), so how is "crying" supposed to win him over when he never even knows you do it?

[nthewes1313]

LOL....omg that was soooooo funny!!! You rock!!!

[stevensgirlohio]

lmao that was so cute and funny

[elphaba94sj]

this is hilarious- my stomach hurts :L

[pariamaghsoudireal]

I died laughing at 5:40! xD

[FinalFantasyResident]

@sepifi I know it's spelled "seizure" but when I was typing it "ceaser" was the first thing that came to my mind.After I posted it I was like "Oh no that's not what I meant sh**!" Lol

[sepifi]

Lol! My favorite was, "don't bother being intelligent." XD

(I also liked, "cry..." and "disregard personal boundaries and make him feel like an idiot.")

[LarissaBethChan]

OH The crying scene was just too much XD

[ashleymyracle]

there is 2 16s

[ThatBOMBSHELL90]

Seems legit..

[theleahfactor]

ahhahahaha soo funnyy!!

[ashleymyracle]

16, 3, 14, 11, 9 and the side effects are just SO HILARIOUS !!! OMG !!!

[Dalicei]

what was the first song?

[WolfMagicbabe]

LOL, love it!

[dadrools12]

Everytime a princess cried, her shoulders did a little jiggle/dance.

[GirlyGurl206]

every princess cried in a similar way...

[zengrenouille]

Always be happy, but cry. That's tough. Some of you example didn't make much sense. For instance, Belle was not singing to the beast.

[spinemelter2000]

@zengrenouille I think the point of these clips is that the princesses cry when they're alone. But in front of your man, you're supposed to act happy.

[klojuey671]

hilarious.

but hey Bell actualy did like the beast before he was a prince, and she was most definantly NEVER ALWAYS happy.

[rosephoeniix]

A stroke of genius!

love it

[UOmetropark]

or 4th: be mysterious

lol

[KACTV98]

i well do all these steps to get dinem to like me!!!!!!!

[ThePoetzy]

ok so you hear girls say thy want to BE disney princesses. But have you ever heard a guy say thy want to DATE a disney princess?

[ih8broccoli]

@ThePoetzy you'd be surprised

[zelda0521]

@ThePoetzy if she cleans the house like snow white does I would consider

[doesitmatter94]

@ThePoetzy its a given

[goobleeerererererer]

@ThePoetzy i want to date jasmin!!!!!

[Kamikazebutterfly]

@ThePoetzy Well, guys think Jasmine and Ariel are especially sexy so

[InStoneSet]

Why the hell did I not see Pocahontas in this once?!

[millz726]

@InStoneSet That romance is way to messy for the typical Disney shit.

That hoe is way too of a much of a woman for these bitches!

[friends12345377]

lol this is funny xD

[flourecentclear]

LMAO,...that was hysterical

[FinalFantasyResident]

@GNapoli95 No I meant seizure I had a brainfart while typing that sorry if it was confusing.

[GNapoli95]

@FinalFantasyResident Haha nbd I was just kidding I knew what you meant :P.

[FinalFantasyResident]

@GNapoli95 Thanks lol

[Kida809]

they all cry the same ive only just noticed lol

[COZiSAiDSOOO]

dont even try any of that.. dont play games

[xoJennaloverxo]

LMFAO. The way that men are these days, I'm gonna have to try these out. ;) Even the pretending to die part. ;) xD

[lakitalover]

The warning at the end was the best part.

[SuperBBgirl1]

oh my, yo wrong just be yo self tht's easy then ur real true love will find u 4 who u're and then we live a happily ever after <3 wow!

[pariamaghsoudireal]

@SuperBBgirl1 you know this was all a joke, right? it was actually a sarcastic video, you'll figure it at the end when you see the warning. really, this video is the complete opposite to the title. does that clear everything up? :)

[weaponery1]

a guy name sean will be with u so trust him

[kaurgini05]

Wow Disney should pay you for making this video. You have people watching these movies. I'm off to watch Aladin ...Toodles :)

[kaurgini05]

I love this!!!

[kaurgini05]

this makes me want to see these movies again!!!

[FresaEl]

what did you smoke bitch ?

[65kgiggles]

LOL!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[twilightnightstar]

lol i wonder why im watching this XDD

[lovethedrama99]

ALWAYS leave him wanting more :D hahaha

[Tinaosk1]

what's the song at 3:19 ?

[iSing00Icing]

@Tinaosk1 Butterfly by Dance Dance Revolution :)

[redhedbedhed]

there are two number 16s.

this is a freaking hilarious video. though you forgot "have amazing hair that always falls perfectly into place by itself"

[lotrkodiak]

this made me laugh, it perfectly describes disney princesses :L still love them though

[Meagon474]

this is not gonna work

[sohappy66]

hahaha LOL

[BritZ1997]

I think I'm gonna go watch Aladdin or some other princess movie now.

[RobinHoodinSherwood]

haha im going to try these steps i need a prom, maybe my fairy godmother will help me :)

[Aries920607]

3:49 Cinderella's got some sort of weird body movement when she cries

[NatLovesRainbows]

Is this what NOT to do?

[lonewolf2000100]

sooo funny but u forgot 1 get married and have kids at like 16 LOL

[makeurofl]

always be happy... ok nowu need to cry alot

[makeurofl]

i have awicked REAL mom is that ok

[randy1derful]

I triedd crying that way, and my legs fell asleep...

[gohan101n]

it works lol...................LO STINKING L

[IrrespencibleSpunser]

LOL. This is like half for real and half spoofy. Aaaanyway I like it a lot xD I'll try these out, hehe. My faves are Aurora, Ariel and Jasmine. ❤

[Madi13C]

number 3 made me laugh :LL

[jayive34]

In Belle's defence, her prince was a very big and hairy guy, being scared upon the 1st look is a normal reaction. just saying

[MinnieMinnie0015]

...!!!

[wowzlucy]

lol!

[08babymonster]

awwwwwwwww!!!!!

thi is so cyte

[FinalFantasyResident]

I'm sorry but when I played dead my boyfriend started freaking out and having a ceaser.

[GNapoli95]

@FinalFantasyResident ...the salad or the general?

[FinalFantasyResident]

@GNapoli95 No sorry I spelled that wrong I meant seizure.

[FinalFantasyResident]

@GNapoli95 It would have been hilarious though if I played dead and he started freaking out and got some salad lol

[sepifi]

@FinalFantasyResident OMG! He birthed a Roman ruler??? :o Or by that did you mean he was eating a salad? ;P

[FinalFantasyResident]

@sepifi You know what I meant lol

[sepifi]

@FinalFantasyResident I know, but I couldn't resist. lol XP

(it's "seizure," btw)

[monkeygirl333sm]

Should be renamed to reasons why Mulan pwns all.

[iamanimefreak]

this is why i like Mulan and Pochantas. them bitches were kick ass

[blackalchemist14]

3. Pretend like you're dead

Don't tell me I'm the only one who was thinking about YGO:TAS there. You know. Duke Devlin: You know the best thing about unconscious chicks? They can't say no.

[NBlunierProductions]

#10 is so true xD

[n3rdd4life]

LOL this was done incredibly well!

[HaleyBugga]

..seems legit. x)

[TheGirlUrXwillH8te]

LMFAO

[123skateboarder1]

wow

[DicaprioAndDepp]

what is this song called?

[dreamisawish22]

This is hilarious.Great job :)

[veritasuser]

your songs are a bit corny but your captions had me in stitches

[mystery8881]

wish i could find my prince charming

[melody5671234]

y is it that all disney girls have to sing???

[simsvideoshahaha]

I died at "Pretend like you're dead."

[caycayy007]

CREDITS ARE THE BEST PART! :D

[caycayy007]

geeze...i never realized how pretty much every single disney princess cries... a lot

[JurassicParkingLots]

lol

[Demonslayer232]

Numbers 11 and 5 contradict each other.

[DarkStar6161]

What is the second song called?

[vivimckyle]

@DarkStar6161 The 2nd song... O the one at 3:20? Thats called Butterfly. I think its by Smile....

[DancingByMoonlite]

This, is amazing :)

[Coolz256]

Something you didn't know: Sleeping Beauty was originally rapped, not kissed. And she got pregnant. With twins.

[blackalchemist14]

@Coolz256 Are you sure you're not talking about Rapunzel?

[Coolz256]

@blackalchemist14 I'm sure, See the fairies cared for the twins and one day, one day while they were breast feeding, one of them confused her thumb (with the poison thorn in it) with a nipple and sucked out the thorn.

[blackalchemist14]

@Coolz256 Weird. I've never heard that version. The version I know is nothing like yours or the Disney one. Meh, that's what you get for oral tradition, eh?

[OneDirection05]

LOLOL

[cubankagome]

too funny!!!

[Genralix]

acting scared DOES NOT work lol

[PlantanoidProduction]

I'll bear this in mind

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

if ur purposely trying to make me jealous ill just tell you to fuck off, girls DONT DO that. if u act scared of me i will actually think im scaring you and ill go away. and listen to your parents because they are just trying to keep you safe and in good mental health. if you just go out and do what you want, you may fuck up your life. i dont respect a girl that just does what she wants. and i dont respect a WHORE. dont kiss or fuck around with guys alot, keep your pussy nice and safe!

[maygan62697]

I love these lol.

But seriously, I've been given this tip dozens of times: Be interested in them for a week, and suddenly stop. Drives them mad.

[TheDeeLicous]

This video is hillarious! Im ready to try out some of these lol

[DigitDugit]

5:40 hahahhahah ariel has the wanting more part down LOL ?!?!

[rockedsocks]

This was actually so great, nice video!

[itsEvaBassline]

You should have named the video, Things Disney Taught Me.

[HimitsuDreams]

Just realised that Jasmine said swaggering xD

[ilovebadboy123]

thumbs up if rite after u watched this u rly wanted 2 watch a disney princess movie

[kittycatwantsrevenge]

to everyone who disliked this-

OBVIOUSLY you dont get the joke.

xoxo- kittycatwantsrevenge

[eyeLuvTheOutsiders]

thanks i'll try this to get a date at prom XD

[anastasia83193]

genious :P 

[WALTERBROADDUS]

You these are the 20 qualities I look for in most women. Big breasts would be number 21.

[FlowersforIris]

Disney blows...get over the stupid princess crap

[Chierushi]

5:40 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[16Irish]

when it says trust everyone thats not true you cant trust anyone in this world at all

[CrystalsCutToo]

Just realized that every Disney princess cries in the same way which probably isn't the way any real girl over 8 cries.

[SirEwonJung]

@CrystalsCutToo I cry like that! but I'm a 20 yr old gay boy so I guess you are STILL right

[Aries920607]

@CrystalsCutToo Rapunzel didn't, and i don't think Tiana did either. As a matter of fact, iana didn't have a crying scene period (at least i don't think she did, while she was human, idk haven't seen PatF in a while.)

[mattshadow15]

hahahahahaha! lol!