Nancy Cartwright Pitches Scientology (As Bart Simpson)

[takerdust]

wow, she's been an OT7 for years.

That means shes known about Xenu for a looong time.

[Scientologee]

total crap. Scientology is a cult

[elijah5674]

I would not be surprised to learn Groening IS a Scientologist...he loves to tear into traditional family values and always seems to make snide remarks about Christianity (and Judaism) in the show.

[lilsoso2000]

uh fuck that

[JonLeibow]

Eat my shorts L. Ron Hubbard

[Thetejiruto]

10 million is ALOT to give to a mediocre religion :/

[myvidutube]

i don't think i'll ever see bart in the same way... lol

crazy cults can suck my balls

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

HAHAHA she actually thinks people give a shit about her, no one even likes bart simpsons anymore:P

[classicalcritic]

It would be annoying if a woman called me about this, it is creepy when she calls and uses a cartoon personality to pitch it. This worse than spongebob ice cream.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Oh god. :'(

[Idude893]

We've got to save this woman.

[DenverCholoX3]

Scientologists are dumbasses!

[hellaskinnyskin]

Scientology is a cult we must destroy their fate from this land

[Drvol1]

movementarians?

[mookixox]

An alien pirate lord killed trillions of other aliens...And some old geriatric built a big fucking boat and summoned 2 of each animal to escape a massive flooding a long ass time ago...RELIGION IS SO DAMN COOL!!!!

[tgoodfella]

it's one thing if people want to believe what they want thats fine, but when people are tricked,lied to and blackmaled while in the church thats illegal. Thus makes it un-humanitarian. Especially when some of those individuals are used as slaves for the church's agenda. A church or religion group that hides in secrecy and sue's everyone thats critizes them has something to hide from the public.

[mookixox]

Don't even get me started on vector cutco, CULT CITY !!! but with REALLY expensive knives**

[blink4ever87]

lol at all the christians who call Scientology crazy

[Nolebrab]

I arent a Christian, nor should that matter if I was, Scientology isnt a religion in my country and shouldnt be anywhere else either, Scientology isnt just crazy its also a murderous cult and a scam.

If your a scientologist then wake up and go home to your family and friends, find your smile again.

[blink4ever87]

I'm not I just find them uqually as stupid. I remeber going to church when I was little and we where told if we did anything wrong we'd go to hell and they'd basically scare the shit out of everyone.

all you need is common sence to see their both retarded religouns to make money off of scared people.

[Nolebrab]

Agreed.

Religion moves on money and fear.

The reason old people are the largest percentage of church goers is because they are scared of dying just in case what they have been brought up on is true.

I have seen some pretty messed up people in all religions.

Scientology is just so blatantly a scam that if the law around the world arent going to do anything to stop it then some people are.

It needs to be made transparant of how it all works and what the beliefs are.

It will collapse on exposure.

[acidheadx]

scientology just shows if people can believe that its no suprise islam and christianity are alive today.

[mestresombra]

Protest on Scientology? Stop beeing retards. Let people believe in what they wanna fucking believe. What the hell, why dont you protest in front of a sinagoge, i've heard that they dont eat pork and have allot of money lolol. Stop worring with other people lifes, they're free to believe in what they fuck feel like.

[Extra08]

Its not about belief you clown. That little cult is raping people out of their money and sanity.

[mestresombra]

I guess you took the retard remark in a personal level. The more people harass them, the more they get stronger and more together.

[coolrog0705]

EVERY RELIGION AND CULT DOES THAT

[crh2010]

@Extra08 and christianity doesnt?

[Extra08]

@crh2010

Christianity doesn't take it as far. Sure they have the TV preachers and all that shit from Bible Camp.

But Christianity isn't a bait & switch and they don't make you pay to go across a magical fucking bridge.

[AshmosesIII]

@Extra08

Also Christianity isn't one big cult that's out for your money. It's actually a lot of small sects sharing some beliefs (Roman Catholicism probably being the largest sect). Islam is even more heterogeneous, I think.

Scientology OTOH is a religion of its own, like Mormonism. The real question is whether it should be considered a religion at all and whether it is a cult (i.e. whether it involves brainwashing and other criminal activities), like most of its critics say.

[Rycon973]

Yes people should be allowed to believe in what ever it is they want but scientology is a dangerous cult. Look into the matter further and you will be shocked with what you find. Everything from brainwashing, homicide coverups to the bigoted mountebank that is L. Ron Hubbard. The Church Of Scientology was declared unconstitutional in Germany because of its violation of human rights and the parallels it draws with nazism. The federal and state interior ministers are now seeking to ban it.

[analyzingfunny]

Yes. Protest $cientology.

[PleasePonderThis]

Scientology is weird! But Christianity is reasonable. For example, some people screwed up, so God killed everyone in the entire world! Even all the little babies! But mercifully, he let Noah and his family survive. Then god split himself into two parts, a sky daddy god and an invisible ghost god. Father god sent the ghost god to impregnate a nice virgin lady. That resulted in another god called Jesus. Why? So Jesus could be killed! Why? So Christians could live forever! Absolute insanity!

[analyzingfunny]

TROLL. Just another slick $cientologist trying to link his cult a religion. Nice try, cultie.

[Miracululz]

Shut the fuck up and lurk the fuck moar faggot.

[jnycnuk]

While Hubbard claimed vast knowledge and a Doctorate or two, Hubbard dropped out of George Washington University, never attaining a degree or an education. Records show he was a "D" student at best.

[Cosmo19640]

Just fire that disgusting bitch.

[analyzingfunny]

She supports a cult that followed a 16year old girl to her car to terrorize her into not protesting. She had to take a cab, then they followed her in the CAB!!!! $cientoogy: the snipers nest facing inward with razor wire facing inward "religion" who terrorizes 16 year old girls.

[mynameisJG]

fail

[JAVAGOIL]

Really? When did that happen?

[SonicMountain]

Dear...Xenu ! What the hell was that ? Scientology seems to be a great way of losing fans.

[venomripper]

10 million bux, wow

ever heard of the concept of starving kids and communities in poverty? maybe it would be best to help them instead, just a thought

[Dibrini]

Why hasn't Tom Cruise done a voice for that show yet?

[pooponastick998]

because 1. he's a fag, 2. shes the only one that follows scientology, and 3. hes a fag

[SeeYouNextFall]

Fuck $cientology.

[andrewh23]

I wish I could brainwash someone into giving me 10 million bucks for nothing. I don't think she is legally allowed to "sell" a scientology event using a character owned by Fox.

[stewart0312]

$cientology is the best money scam, just like every other religion.

[iloveflapjacks]

Fire her ass, Al.

Everyone watches for Homer anyway.

[jmpmo03]

A OT 7 is a high level in Scientology.

Auditing is like a shrink talking to a patient, except they ask you about the things you have done wrong. The embarrassing moments in your life. The deepest darkest shit you have never told anyone. The patients are filmed during this. Everything you say is recorded into a file. If you try to leave scientology they will bring up the file. If you still insist on leaving. They use the info in the file to tarnish your reputation.

Nancy Cartwright audits!?

[brashup2]

"[The Simpsons] has never endorsed any religion, philosophy or system of beliefs any more profound than Butterfinger bars."

-Al Jean, The Simpsons' Executive Producer

[godwhyisthistaken]

dang shes crazy, omg 10million, poor bart, 10 mill to scientology, crazy woman, why celeberties like that phoney religon?

[aftermath21tr]

scientology : the best money scam ever!

[FromYourMother]

raid?

[jnycnuk]

nancy cartwright is so fucking stupid. when will she realize that she has been had by the fucking cult that KILLS.

[daveindurham2701]

Matt Groening should sue Scientologists for this. They used the Simpsons product to push their bullshit religion.

[Jmbrandon9]

much agreed!

[JoshFi]

Unfortunantly the church of scentology really isn't liable for this. Nancy Cartwright is though. I doubt he would sue her though seeing as she is the main reason he is a multi millionaire. Either way this was wrong of her to exploit the character for religious reasons.

[THINGYTHINGY100]

@daveindurham2701

Matt Groening is a freemason he infests his shows with the symbolism. And Scientology is a satanic cult devised by Ron Hubbard. Scientology is built on this sentence: 'Do as thou wilt. That is the whole of the law.' It also comes from Aleister Crowley, and black magic. It means that you are a law unto yourself, that you are above the law, that you create your own law. You are above any other human considerations."

[daniel30765]

@daveindurham2701 its not a "product" . its her voice