Youtube Poop: Danny Speaks From Heaven

[destroth0R]

OMFG GOD IS TURETTES GUY LOLOLOLOLOL LMFAOOOO IT ALL MAKES SEANSE NAOW

[1waffleiron]

stop pooping videos with already shit quality

[nicholascooney]

@MrGunnyboddy BULLSHIT! GO COUNT YOUR DICK!

[nicholascooney]

@MrGunnyboddy YOUR OLD AS FUCK BOB SAGET!

[Renegadeperamele]

I knew it!

Danny is our God!

[1waffleiron]

:41 How can Adam be gay? He's never seen a man before...

[BlarkUntVhite]

@1waffleiron hes a furry too

[Lazermuffin]

Open your your thighs or YOU WILL DIIIE

[Al3xX420]

this makes more sense than the original story!

[AegisAegus]

I had to watch this video when I was a little kid.

If only it had been the CaptainOhYeah version...

[evilresidence4]

BULLSHIT

[mademan912]

Damn man...God is PISSED! xD

[JulianOutlaw]

so perfect

[BenMan54321]

I gaurentee you, god sounds like that

[olsonaar000]

WHY ARENT YOU WEARIN A SHIRT?

GO PUT A SHIRT ON!

[Bethster7]

"They heard the sound of Danny moving through the garden."

"MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!"

[HippieKnight]

"She gave me AIDS"

"ARE YOU SHITTIN ME!!!!!"

[hyon831]

begining made me laugh like hell, I AM CORNHOLYO!!!

[arrowinmeeye]

torrests guy is god I KNEW IT

[Peckzorable]

Quick! We must hide my dick!

[lolpanbvc]

she gave me aids

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[ozzyfreak314]

LmAo 5/5

[ug5151]

Now that is NOT cool.

[Shigurelover1]

- HOLY SHIT WHY ARN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT.

- i was naked so i hid.....

-GO PUT A SHIRT ON YOU LOOK LIKE 200POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT.

AHAHAHA FUNNIEST THING EVER LOVE IT XD

[DaDaWgLLS]

BULLSHIT. GO COUNT YOUR DICK.

[wiishadow4]

then, adam and eve fuck each other, and millions of years later, i was born.

[PikolUploader]

The tourrete guys is a GOD ? :O

[madCoWz001]

I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!! lol, that wouldve scared the shit out of me to!

[Rockhard1492]

This is unbelievably hilarious!

*adam eats*

"You MOTHERF*CKER I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

Im not sure why, but eve reminds me of April O'Neil from the old Ninja turtles

[jadencore]

So Tim Curry was the snake that doomed Mankind huh?

Suddenly the universe makes sense.

[glitchhunter96]

god would do that and say that if we fucked up badly!! LOL

[UTubeJew]

Stupi

[lopli321]

tourettes guy ft.

[Canas29]

*gasp* Adam's a fruit!

[daftpunkrulerfan1]

I AM CORNHOLIO!!!

[Intrafacial86]

OH BOB SAGET!!!

[NathaliRodCue]

Danny who?

[Chouji111111]

The women you put me here with..gave me aids

Danny: ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!?!

[YOMAMAXXL]

i am christian and i find this funny XD!!!!!!!

[yoshu2]

and thy lord and savior danny said "go count your dick" and to adams suprise he counted 1

[RedDragon909]

This proves that all religions are wrong: Danny is indeed god.

[RedDragon909]

omg this made me laugh so hard

[Syvannersauris]

i know i shouldnt laugh because im Christian...but i did...i laughed hard

[TTEchidna]

God would find it hilarious.

[guilmon182]

I AM CORNHOLIO!!

[sharklegomovieman]

god is the angry tourettes guy?

[Eveon10]

"the women... the women that you put me here on earth with me... she gave me aids"

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

[Tclay43]

holy shit why dont you have a shirt

[wolfmandan72]

The Police? WTF?

[x0mark0x]

haha tourettes guy is god rofl

[mejasond]

Tourettes Guy!

[Mizzoukicksass]

wut is this?

[DJdeaddude]

..and that boys and girls is what happened in genesis...

[TimeTower21]

I love the tourettes guy part when he's all like....... "GO PUT A SHIRT ON!" XD

[amethystducky]

wtf is that Tim Curry as the snake?

[Chouji111111]

Proof that The tourettes guy is god

[ashleyislikewhoa]

god = tourettes guy

satan = CORNHOLIO

apples = penis

[motherofallservals]

LOVING the idea that tourettes guy is God, XD LOL

[supershuu]

what movie was this??

[julian52780]

lmao! YOU LOOK LIKE TWO BAGS OF BIRD SHIT! GO PUT A SHIRT ON!

[EdikShepherd]

ROFLMAO!!!! God is tourettes guy xD

holy shit, that's f*cking priceless

[username4396]

perfect use of "HOLY SHIT why arent you wearing a shirt?"

[wcw210]

Is the serphant voiced by Tim Curry?

[witnessproductions]

lol i am cornholio

[Lazermuffin]

One.

[Gigan9630]

I think I love god now......

[Th3ba1r0n]

I had these movies! Bible Stories!

[SuperJustinChannel]

What show is this?

[TheFanOfCrypto138]

a bunch of fictional BS

[TinyoneHah]

BULLSHIT. GO CANCER A DICK!

[EscapeAndEvasion]

man eat penis.

god attack man.

man stupid.

[sukietan]

Eve was a ginger?

[guilmon182]

That wasn't a snake...

[Foxiesz]

You almost killed me you bastard, I had my mouth full of whipped cream and I started laughing X3

[Kamelik]

?Coincidentally had a whipped cream in your mouth?

[Foxiesz]

Well I couldn't have pie without cool hwhip

[Scarfy397]

Eve STILL refuses to wear a shirt at the end.

[arsenicone]

Tourettes guy plays a great god

[Kxixx]

I rofl'd

"EYE HAM KORN HOLEEHO!!!"

[bleach444444]

=O ..........

[Flailwielder]

why are they white? werent all major river valleys asian and african?

[deanzonit721]

It's all come clear to me now...

Cornholio is Satan and Danny is God.

And the apples are made of...ew...

[Deathbladezero]

ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME?

[deanzonit721]

WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER!?

[music4u114]

HAHAHAHAH

[DoomEngaged]

Pure Comedy Gold.

[bstmanversusskeletor]

I knew it! Tourettes guy is GOD.

[RayIsXD]

being gay is a big issue ?!?!?!?!

[SmashLiXs]

sure is

[6000mphx]

Can I get peanut butter here?

[jeffhellraiser2]

I AM CORNHOLIO!

[YouSuckAndThatSad]

I AM CORNHOLIO!

[FreezingStorm]

1:31

BULLSHIT

>:O

[jdkinfinity]

one

1

[GoldenSodaXbox]

Taste it.

[gunslinger713]

Lol god is turrets guy

[Plasmon19]

The most accurate representation of god?...lol

[HyperSonicSquall]

I wonder what he says to new arrivals?

I bet he says "shit."

[MikeIronweaver56]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFLCOPTER TIMES INFINITY Tourettes Guy makes everything so much funnier!!!11eleven

[Hauntzor]

Gawd, Tourettest Guys lines fit so perfectly witht his video.

[cockfight3]

You make the best Freaking poops ever!!!!!!! (hehehe)

[DarthBane123]

lol

"Put a shirt on!"

[qwertyqeys]

I AM CORNOLIO!

[FutureMarine44]

open your thys, lol

[FutureMarine44]

PUT A FKING SHIRT ON

LMAO!!!!

[axonnsbuddy]

you look like 200 pounds of bird shit

[XDeathxMetalxEmoX]

Lol XD Quick, We Must Hide My Dick! XD

[OMGBEARS]

I think I've seen the movie you made this one out of... what was it?

Oh, btw, also Catacombs-Playlist Worthy...

[superpheonixfire]

what does he say at 1:30 and where's it from? it's like go something something!

[SKIandBMX4life]

its go count your dick

its from a bunch of you tube videos called tourettes guy

[Setates]

I am corvlio!! XDD

LOL DANNY!! XDD

[supersonic41]

"GO COUNT YOUR DICK!!!"

"one"

[mencius121]

I suspect God feels like Danny most days.

[sm2142]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

man i'm going underground when that storm comes!

[SteelWool91]

-The woman you put here with me she gave me AIDS...

-ARE YOU SHITTI'N ME!!??

[MalcolmCarmen]

holy shit, even after becoming jaded by too many poops, this one killed me

[AnonymousWillDestroy]

The first three seconds of this video made me laugh harder than anything in the past two weeks.

[KruisinKrud]

I AM COLIAXO! 8D

[chordsandcolour]

This video is hilarious.

Anyone who thinks differently is a douche.

:D

Yeah, I went there.

[Headbanger142]

Shit, I remember this beast of a cartoon. What was it called?

[CaptainOhYeah]

You're right, them being white doesn't make any sense. Not the talking snake or magical apple tree or voices from the sky.

[CaptainOhYeah]

Fact Alert: The Bible and its stories were written by WHITE MEN in EUROPE. When it was written there were no black or Chinese Christians. Furthermore, this isn't the Bible, its just a shitty cartoon so please stop talking before you make a greater idiot of yourself.

[CaptainOhYeah]

I only feel the need to point out the obvious because you fail to take it into account.

[RedDaVincy]

Oh my fuggaw, I'm just pointing out the humor involved with the fact that if you say "GODDIDIT" it seems to make perfect sense for any simple case IE making a snake talk, but if you consider the fact that thare be folks with darker skin than adam and eve god would have to do something incredibly complicated to sneak in those darker babies into the genepool if everybody was white in the beginning. Nobody believes THAT happened, but it's a necessary consequence if they were crackas. THAT'S funny.

[CaptainOhYeah]

God created man, god created woman to serve man, and god created minorities to do our dirty work.

[RedDaVincy]

You got it all wrong, man created minorities out of Cheez Whiz (tm), tomato soup and athlete's foot gratings.

[goatmasterguru]

Piss Off DaVincy. :P

[RedDaVincy]

Careful what you say, or else I'll ram this thumb so far down it'll turn red >.>

[FreePlay]

Oh GOD, the TOURETTE'S GUY. YES.

[broadwaybabe07]

you look like 200 lbs of bird SHIT!

[pepelsbei]

one? lol?

[flcl7471]

As soon as i heard I AM CORNHOLIO i started bustin' up

[ichigotimmy900]

I always knew tourette's guy was god.

[Rusty5]

Ganon's great ancestor was the evil serpent apparently.

[Years67]

"I AM CORNHOLIO!" was so damn funny I actually bit my tongue.

[MikuMech]

Danny overthrew God on his throne o_o

THAT IS AWESOME 8D

[AXGOD707]

I Dont care how shit quality the vid is, its hilarious

[MikeIronweaver56]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS PURE CLASSIC!

The Bible According to the Tourette's Guy...lolz!

[BunnyRaider]

"Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!"

[AddictedtoThought]

ADAM'S A FRUIT!!!!  8O

[rabbeseking]

Is that Snake Tim Curry? Awesome.

[Killmeplz4life]

I AM CORNHOLIO! >:D

[GeonTrinity]

XDDD lolz God has Tourettes!

[Hawdkoah]

I cried at 1:03. That was too good.

[makokun9]

Wow, you´re really good at what you do.

[Nighend]

lmao

[andyszczubelek]

who rinkled ma randy travis poster!?!?!?!?!

[GameAtheist]

I was thinking about the Tourettes Guy God part all day in school today, and was so close to bursting into laughing in school.

[MidnightLemur]

1 lol

[NonEternal]

w00t hot eva

[RockinAmadeus]

WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER?!

[BrettFromKolob]

"Open your thighs or you will die" lol

[alittlewrm]

PUT A SHIRT ON

[RockinAmadeus]

YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT

[ooliveric]

LOL