Black Momma Lines

[TreMoeckel]

my mother says the sammeee shit and we're mexican

[ronniea13]

WHEN. WE GET HOOOME.

[TheDajajones]

My mom says everything u just said and when u said move it close to the end u spitted alil lml u funny

[aig69ways]

Fucking hilarious!

[RiahhMitchhTheShxt]

If they hit you , you better hit them back I don't care about how much trouble you get in , as long as you defended yourself ;; and if I find out you ain't hit them back imma beat yo ass for not hitting back .

[mrNikko77]

That lady has a beard...

[karlacampos97]

Haha thats all the stuff my mama says!! (: Daaaang! I thought she just did that. Danng!!! And she isn't even black!

[jingle1011]

if they hit u first then u hit em back ongg my mom sayss tht all the timee



[jingle1011]

HUSH BOY



[cam100595]

betta kno yo skool work jus like u kno dem sognz! my ma used to tell me that ALL the time

[MrMinaj13]

OPEN THIS MUTHAFUCKIN DOOR YOU DON"T PAY THE BILLS YO BE CLOSIN SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bettyjtanner]

I used one these lines yesterday lol

[R3DPASSIONDIVAZ]

LOL MY STOMACH HURT YOU ARE HILARIOUS !! HUN KEEP THE VIDEOS COMING AWESOME JOB

[JuicyDuMoore]

Omg I'm In Tears Laughing!!!!

[CraziiSexyKidd]

AfricanoBoi- doing "Shit _____ Say" videos before they became popular lkol

[BeautelB]

Man I heard damn near all these lines.. My mama use to tell us,"You smellin ya ass but you better unsmell it".. I still dont know what that shit mean..

[beajaie]

@quanabird313 mine 2

[quanabird313]

omg "you act juss like him"

mii mama always say dhat to me. lmao

[jaylasabrie]

too funny

[Latiseable]

omg.this ihss crazy mhyy mamma say the same thang.

[kitt3nzsilver]

omg i just saw my life flash before my eyes! XD memories...

[sickkkkkkko]

lol @ wait till we get home :)

[YellowTexasRose90]

My Life in 2 minute & 10 sec video .... expect the age thing .... LOL ...

[shoopyN16]

lmao..hahaha

[ReginaheartDemi4eva]

1.25 ... o.0 my gramma told me that!! LMFAOOO

[m490ful]

WEE WEE...MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA...W­EE WEE WEE...MAMAMAMAMAMAMA LOL :D

[HiHelloBxtch]

My mom always says i was born at night but not last night now go sit cha ass down lmao

[tmcphatter]

My momma says.."You campaining and you 'bout to win the election!"

[ImmaShootThatThree]

1:55 nasty spit like she had rabies

[ihateshanepaden]

lolololol

[Yamarblackburn]

lmfaooo soo truee ~ ahah xD

[ShankMeh1]

i put cha black ass in this world and ill take you out

[kandytv07]

you forgot"This gone hurt me more than it will hurt you!:"

[xPot123x]

everyone knows 0:41 rofl

[skewlgurl1991]

wow  my mom says all that suff SMH

[Qu33nAshantii4Ever]

My Mama Always Say:Nih I U Choke We Aint Goin' To No Goddamn Hospital Lmfaoo

[Heartinyoureyes]

hahaha my mom does ALL of this but colombian style haha

[GeekyGirlMia]

lmfaoo my mummy says ima come up to tht school tommarow lml

[chelsyiscute123]

Mii momma use almost all of these words

[stuffshelikes]

my mommy be like " you no them songs but don't no it work

[rockawea]

My Mama Used To Do Dis To Me All Tha Time Lmaoo !

[loren12694fem]

HUSH BOY !

LMAO

[MzKayKayBish]

omg this is so true

[TiggerOz100]

Hahaha so true

[luviekay]

LMFAOOOOO "DO IT LOOK LIKE I WAS BORN YESTERDAY??" LMFAOO and i swear i've hear all them before!!

[StephieJadeSkye]

Oh its not just black mommas, I have heard all those lines too. I know I've used a few so far in my four years of being a mother. lol

[TheCookiebear52]

SIT YO ASS DOWN lol

[Mssweettee2002]

go ahead call cps i'll call them 4 ya.. lol..heard that.. 

[1andonlygurl16]

Random Thought I Love His Hair!!!!! TOO CUTE

[s0succexy]

Do black mothers use all the same lines because I SWEAR I've have heard this all before.

[crumadonis]

@s0succexy Im Sayinn Foreal Though,

[17dancer4life]

@s0succexy yea basically

[MultiNinja1997]

@s0succexy mmmm u must not be black lol

[s0succexy]

@MultiNinja1997 Im black (:

[ShailaWilliams2012]

my mothers favorite line is ====>do i look like boo boo the motherfucking fool

[MSGHETTO305]

YESSSSSS LAWD SO TRUE

[sexytaya92]

LMAOO ii dead heard all those lines tho #weakk

[wantiviamckinney]

lmao!! @0:47 "move ya hands, move ya hands!!" brings back memories

[MrMinaj13]

0:00-0:05 Best part my momma says that

[Jonaeproductionx3]

Thumbs up if this is just like your mom.

[411multimiley]

my mom say almost all of that and she black 2

[cwantstobeloved]

this shit funny as fuck but really its true

[cremedeame]

lmao

I'm pretty sure my mom has said 98% of this.

[basketball4life289]

Everything he said is so true

[Nickalea368]

He no my momma so well!!!!

[ceelobabyduhhhh]

MY MAMMA SAID A LOT OF THEM TO ME LIKE WAIT TO WE GET HOME,SHUT UP BEFORE I GIVE U SUMN TO CRY ABOUT,I TOLD YO ASS TO SIT DOWN,STAY OUTTA GROWN PPL BIZZ,IF THEY HIT U FIRST HIT THEM BACK,DO IT LOOK LIKE I WAS BORN YESTERDAY LMAO,

[jayjay012299]

Thumbs up if u saw the drool come out of his mouth ahahha

[BeautelB]

@jayjay012299 Tooo funny!!

[ShadeakaSHADiE123]

Lol funny video luv it very entertaining ndd who ever leave bad comments stop being a damn HATTER!!

[imsoooofly1]

eww did yay see wen that spit came out his mouth

[damncopycats]

the ass whooping parts are my fav... OH MAMMA NO MAMMA NO LMAO

[NarquiseD]

I remember the switch off the tree,lmao.

[MaiiNPRiiNceSs]

lol you sure thats not Shanene..?

[Allstardreamteam1]

''if they hit you first hit them back!''

''do you think i was born yesterday?''

''but do some homework or imma come to that school tomorrow!''

son true as hell

[Allstardreamteam1]

''wait till we get home'' MY MOM STAY SAYING THAT WHEN I ACT STUPID ON THE STREET

[RashawLeggs]

LMAO very funny video!

[gyarumama]

i swear this video is a reflection of me and my son lol!

[Spongebob123189]

@tecana2006 ahhhh ! ahhhh!

[bsweet2v]

I just realized how cliche I am when I watched this video. LMAO

[mschantal9192]

Hahahaha!!! Funniest shit eva!!! <3 it!

[KandyBlossom4]

0:54 If you're having a BAD DAY, watch this!!!! hahah keep 0:54 on repeat!!! hahaha HUSH BOY!

[Divaswga337456]

lol he was droolin 1:57!

[Spongebob123189]

the beating part lmfao

[tecana2006]

@Spongebob123189 Move your hand move your hand, move it move it!

[treelover320]

my mom uses the cps line lol

[MzxFlawzx143]

ommfg he b cmtfu hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaha­hahahah

[TheLadybadd]

ALL THAT IS TRUE LOL MY MA TOLD ME MOST OF THEM LINESS

[YunqBoss2Cashy]

damn he spittin all in da camera

[deaira98]

my mom say most of these but the main one is shut up or i will make your ass shhut up

[Tranc3grl]

LMAO y have i seen this before!

[dcrinthe863]

lol not a line my mom hasnt said lmao... especially the go out side and get a switch off the tree

[xHollister421]

SO ACCURATE. especially the move ya hand thing..

[prettygirlswagg12100]

Stay outta grown folks bizz lol ! right

[Taylorkai2010]

U better not asking for nothing, u better not look at nothing! ctfu who's mom don't say that!?

[CatKillerx3]

2:02 WEED WEED O_O

[143PrincetonsPrinces]

HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY­Y THTS MY MAMA B SAYIN

[TracksTianna]

My mom's favorite line: Shut the f*** up and be grateful all these kids out hurr(here) wit(with) no food & u ova(over) here complainin cause you don't like peas. My favorite line from her: Sit down or get knocked down! Definetly bein used with my kids.

[joradndoeboygarrison]

lmfao @0:57 and @1:09

[Divaswga337456]

@joradndoeboygarrison ikr!!

[quinny523]

My mom always says tht

[ItheoristI]

This is EXACTLY what my mom does! She's white... XD oh lawdy how now she's black and didn't even know it x] lolol

[tukasaluver12]

*Banging* OPEN THIS MOTHEA FUCKING DOOR! YOU DON'T BE PAYING NO BILLS TO BE CLOSING SHIT ! X'D LMAOOOO ! OMFG ! THAT'S MY MOM ALL. THE. TIME! -_- annoying hepher. xD

[4099aj]

hahaha...

[iMalibuTwinn]

Thank god my mom wasnt like this.

Well except for the ass whuppin part o.o...

[Socarmen24]

I'm glad my mom wasnt like this. I love my mommy.

[MissSmithloveme]

HEARD EM ALL HEARD EM ALL! WAS ONE BAD ASS TODDLER/KID #LikeABoss

[Lemonade980]

"I brought your black ass in here I'll take your black as out" lmao !

[uwannab97]

YOOO idnt even like dis video i luv this junk .... it hilarious cause u always here momma's sayin dat .. every one in my dictionary

[kishaworld]

your VIDEOS KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!! LOL

[HollyShitwell]

"why you cryin' now? You wasn't cyin' when you did it." Amazing. I'm totally going to use that line on my kids.

[OSOVoluptuous]

Lmaoooo !!! Ive heard everyone of those ... That was funny

[12345Igotswagg]

MOVE UR HAND MOVE IT!]

[pimphstrong1]

lol this is so true

[Beadarkblue]

Bettah no ya homewerk like u no u kno them songs

[BoysLuv3D]

What the hell was he beatin...a monkey? (and she spit on it too) lmao

[kjwmeduh9]

you forgot one while you were whoopin.... that good old.. I WHOOP YOU CUZ ILOVE YOU!!!!

[lorenanai1]

Like if your momma told you get a switch you would go off and pick the smallest onee lol

[TheNxtRanger]

My Mom Used To Always Tell Me When I Was Little. " When We Get In This Store, You Betta Not Pick Up, Touch, Don't Even Look At Nothing. Hahah Kinda Befeats The Purpose Of Being In The Storee. Lol like If Your Mom Told You This ' !

[KaylaLovesGirlsXOXO]

LOL, my moms white and she says most of these XD

[christina40044]

who calls breathing why yall keep calling?huuuuu huuuu thats how you is breathing and stuff all on the phone while you boo booing nasty dirty azz

[pandakissy]

aww...nightmares, ya dont mess with chu mom, " who dont hear them feel"...<mother swears by that line no doubt i'll be using on ma kids, feel for them.

[illyPink]

beautiful black milf ♥

[christina40044]

girl he funny ass fuckkk what the hell you talking bout

[christina40044]

@illyPink oh nvm

[Casha16]

if ur moms is like dis then i feel for u...

[prettiboytkover]

omg...this was the truth...i think my momma did almost all of those

[12345Igotswagg]

my mom says all of this but she uses MOVE UR HAND! more lmao

[24houseparty]

move your hand

[BeautyTaelor]

My mom always says I aint no Joke hunny lol

[snookiebeenbad]

man jus like my mama >.< dats why i never have company

[sarius24]

Move yo hand!

[SAISAABLE]

"Better know ur school work like u know them song's" my Moms favorite like!

[jennthedeatheater]

@SAISAABLE My moms favorite line:

Better know ur school work like u know them rapper's..

Heheh xD

[NaeeTeammBloodyMoney]

Thats just how they beh to!

[EvanJware]

GIGGLES!!!!!!!! I thought my mama was the only one that used to yell, "MOVE YA HANDS!!!!" when she was wearing me out!

[JuggaloRob100]

lol dude u gotta do grandmoms next XD

[MrsJasminePerez44]

you better tell them you 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JTamba3]

I saw that spit drop in 1:56-57!! haha but funny video though!!

[DBCBoy618]

"You pressin' ya luck!"

"You workin' my last nerve!"

"Get off that phone!"

"Watchin' TV ain't gon' get you no job, they rich already!"

[AshleighJewels]

lmaooooooooooo!

[m92206]

Mi mova always say if dey hit u first hit dey ass back n u betta know dhat skool work like u know them songs

[JustChaySomethin]

Omg,my mom aint ghetto, and she den said half of this stuff already.

MOve it move it MOVE THAT HAND! {nononononononononno!}

[Tomboy1Girl]

My mom all ways says, " Do I look like i was born YESTERDAY?"

[jessicaneverson]

ha! my mama is just like that listen to 1:12 all day everyday. lol

[twin7ful]

lol mi mom been sayin she goin to do sumthing wen mi friendz at mi house -_- ....she never do

[nashamartinez]

CTFU Spit flew right out his mouth onto the camera while he was whooping hisself lmmaoo

[domospinz]

lmao my mama always told me to move my hand and she was gonna' call CPS for me

[rakim9024]

I got some ....Where my dam phone at, Tell why your teacher call me,Where them shoes i just bought you! you to funny my mama need to switch it up!

[xudyme09]

My mama whooped me just like that " move ya hand". hahahaha. i just died

[123tothenicki]

funny

[SweetMuffin504]

wen he said "wait til we get home" i laugh so loud i woke my baby up

[AngelicaPickles2231]

" Don't make me act a fool in here "

[AngelicaPickles2231]

" As long as you under my roof, you follow my rules! "

[AngelicaPickles2231]

" GO WASH THEM DISHES!"

[AngelicaPickles2231]

" YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T GET YO HAIR WET, WE BLACK!"

[stagenameliy]

@1:29

Mom: Does it look like I was born yesterday.

Me: Not with those wrinkles.lol

[inunique85]

kudosssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ambria187]

lol hit that right on the head ..

[mizzJful]

"you better know that school work like you know them songs" --YES MAMA

[BlackStarLeo]

LOOL @ 0.29.

[Chester5704]

i wish my mom was black

[boosiesboo23]

I didnt hear a couple classic black momma line s like "What goes on in my house stay in my house, dont be telling no damn body my damn business" ,..........oh you think you grown I'm gone show yo ass grown"......and my most fav "Fix yo damn face, before I fix it for ya!!!!

[djquelly29]

@boosiesboo23 lol i hear tht all the time!

[Mayumi573]

lhh he sound like ole girl from Norbit

[boosiesboo23]

@Mayumi573 LOL Rasfuscia is my girl!!!! How you durin

[MiyuOpahru]

LISTEN TO ME WITH YO NARRA ASS!

[MIMI7144]

HELL YEAH MY MAMMA BE SAYING ALOT OF THAT STUFF UGH SHE BE ERKIN MY NERVES!!!

[regemo]

"Don't go in this store actin a fool!"

[MourirSarin]

@regemo yes yes! that is a great black momma line!!

[blackwellladysavaqe]

' lmfaooo my momma said 99.9% of this shit through my life lol , this shit is so TRUE .

[BarbieUnique95]

My mama tell me that all the time '" if they hit you first hit them back"