Michael Ian Black - If I had a Slave

[Chacha5678]

lmao i went to the same high school as him

[GoodGuitarSolos]

@Chacha5678 What was he like?

[Chacha5678]

@GoodGuitarSolos I didn't go to school at the same time as him! He's just a famous alumni

[GoodGuitarSolos]

@Chacha5678 Ah, I see. I wonder what he was like: I've heard talk about him being both awesome and an asshole. I REALLY love his irony- and sarcasm-based humour so it would be cool to know what kind of a guy he is.

[ASDMarauder007]

yo does anyone know any kind of comedy album or live show he did. I've seen some shows like i love series, and micheal and micheal. So any help?

[NothinGBetteRPJMaN]

@ASDMarauder007 He did Stella, Stella was such an amazing show, than a comedy album from his standup show he did in Chicago at Lakeshore theater I believe. His book, "My Custom Van" is hilarious as well

[sneeb]

slavery is no laughing matter. Glavery, on the other hand...

[Wykked2]

@sneeb there are people who enjoy being slaves and proud of it. there is a difference between slavery and owning a slave.

[aglayanizenko]

lol 'good morning slave.'

[VlakatafakatA]

who cares about things about slaves in history? HUMOR HAS NO OBJECTION

[sarty]

"I would watch him work together"...awesome laugh response! Love to see him break character for a sec and grin at that:) Thanks for uploading this...you don't have anymore, do ya? If so, I'd love to see them:)

[MadisonDawson]

@redace01 very interesting fact! Can I be honest with you? I LOVE interesting facts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MadisonDawson]

we heart you <3

[aixelsydyslexia]

I transcribed this poem for my mother in a Christmas card. I love you, Michael Ian Black.

[zombiekittie619]

stop turning it into political shit stupid ppl. it's fucking funny

[lexiilu]

i love michael ian black :)

[kurtster94]

He's so cute, I really like him

[mindlesschilipepper]

I agree!! Hes hilarious and incredibly adorable! <3

[brianacelor]

This isn't racist, it's hilarious!, it's a joke.. relax.

I love MIchael Ian Black!

[Keifhendrix]

People on youtube take everything so seriously...

[Screammas]

Michael Ian Black is a terrible comedian.

All of his material is pretty much just 'I'm gonna be so offensive, ain't that great?'

I'm not racist or anything, but goddamn this is horrible.

[Cssfiend]

what have slaves got to do with race?

[Screammas]

He's talking about slavery so casually, it makes me sick.

[Cssfiend]

but why, what have you got to feel sick about?

[cpoky]

No where in the poem does he say "if I had a Black Slave". Stop grabbin yer junk and grab a book and learn something. Jews were slaves before the white man boated over Africans. And there were slaves before Jews. The last time I read the definition of slave, I didn't see "A black man" after it. Tommorow will never come if Today you keep talking about Yesterday. While your lookin up the definition of Slave, look up the word Past.

[yojimbo988]

you're calling white people "whites".... "blacks" need to realize that slavery ended way before 2009 and it has never directly affected anyone in our generation. get over it. this is stand up. as in comedy. as in not serious. michael ian black is God!

[incubusnb29]

HERE HERE HAR HAR!!!!!

way to tell it like it is!!!

[brandywinevalentine]

omg, this is terrible.  lmao.

[ryanmonster]

I love him, his stand up, and book, Michael Ian Black is amazing

[ChelseaFanGirl]

i love him!

[DoctorExplosion]

good morning, slave.

[ciceromocha]

lol this is awful..i love it

[fuzzypanda36]

the crowd has the syndrome... they always seem to laugh at every single thing

[xXxNightmare13xXx]

Oh my god.

I forgot how funny Michael Ian Black is.

Fucking hilarious.

He was great on I love the new millenium.

[missrandom80s]

he was soooo hilarious on reality bites back!

[BrockSolid]

MIB is an asshole. I met him last week when he visited my school and he was just a douchebag.

[Wearethestrangers]

awesome

[jacknugentIII]

Are you kidding me? In no way was that intended to be racist. I believe the title was "If I had a slave". Did he say black slave, latin slave, white slave, asian slave? NO. His last name is black. Maybe that's why you had such a gross misunderstanding of the material presented here.

[MyhemMan]

most slaves these days are white

butlers, nurses, the public is a slave for its corporate masters no matter who you are

the children at school are slaves too

[DirgePunk]

Amen.

[tr1gun1212]

Look, we can all see you are trying your hardest to troll here, but just stop. You look ridiculous, and it is not even funny.

[singleservingjack2]

When was the last time these things were done to you or your family? It's time people like you get over something that is part of history. Black people are not the world's only victims and won't be the last. Be thankful that you live in a nation that has LARGELY moved on from its brutally racist past (if you are american) and focus on the future. Basically, GET OVER IT! History cannot be changed. The future can.

[DeathKnightKiller]

If you were my slave, I'd whip you in the most humane way possible.

[hannarchist]

you know what's not funny? how racist NOT white people can be "whites are so insensitive" thanks buddy! i happen to be white, so i must be insensitive. THAT is a racist comment dude, and hypocritical to beat. way to represent your race, and by the way maybe you should do some research, "i dont think there are any whites who are focred to..." why dont you read the book Night by Elie Weisel and then tell me if its all in black and white.

[Cyris302]

Your dumb.

[xTailsPrower]

Hello, don't mean to get involved in the fight. Just thought you should know that it's against the law because white people fought against it, and that as far the parts of america that held slaves, the south, slaveholders consisted of less than 1 percent of the rich, white, aristocracy. Also, every race on the planet was a slave at one point of another. Why are you trying to incite hatrid, this is just a funny video, nothing more... he never said an African slave.

[comandermalander05]

when were ppl in england slaves

[xTailsPrower]

I said race not nationality, but as far as england goes they has peasents who had to work fields all day and give up almost any money for the crown. They were slaves to their own monarchy, if that counts.

[RoronoaZor0]

They were basically slaves under feudalism, which was prevalent during the Dark Ages and most of the Medieval Ages (Probably all of it, as most would say). In addition, Feudalism was developed during even the times of the Republic of Rome (In Britain, of course).

[strigen]

they had slaves in england back in the day. they abolished slavery even before america did, so many people don't know about it

[alk3tom]

Your a racist fuck

he never specified which RACE he was talking about, he jus said slave in general, and plus, it was a joke. Also, your no victem, stop being a pity seeking hypocrite

"Whites are SO insensitive"<-- wow, do you realize how racist that is, EVERYBODY, INCLUDING white ppl (Sorry but, ITS TRUE) goes through racism.

ALSO ALSO, Pull the race card out at the right time, when somebody is being bias and racist, not when its a joke not even directed towards a certain race

[incubusnb29]

here here!! for all u people know he could be talking about carlos mencia being his slave or fricken michael showalter or david wain! he didnt intend this to be racist! unless he straight up said "black slave" or "mexican slave" or watever u have no right jumping to conclusions and assuming u know what he meant. from my experience the most racist people ive seen are the 'minorities'

GET OVER IT! OBAMAS PRESIDENT NOW SO BE HAPPY!

[fakebeliever]

It's people like you that ruin jokes about the holocaust.

[beatyourheartout91]

It's satirical/ironic humour. Its very intent is to be so terrible that you can think of no appropriate response but to laugh, because you're supposed to realise that no sane person would ever agree with this.

Also, you do realise that by referring to white people as if they're a species separate from you, you're just perpetuating racial segregation, right?

[incubusnb29]

and they totally arent 'minorities' anymore... lol

[everythingExposed]

stupid nigger.

[niceperson31295]

Yeah, really ignorant, not you him/her/it

[wh0rehouse]

HAHAHAHAH ANGRY NIGGGERRRRRRRR

[FueledByKitty]

Ahah, I agree he's cute.

[jazyfe]

he's hot cause he funny as hell

[magicnlove]

LFAO..

i loved him on vh1 and after reality bites back i fell in love

[SubwayMokey44]

I agree he is hot!!!!

[JabbaWockeeZ369]

I don't know why. But I think he is so hot. O.O

[sillyclown11]

LMFAO

"Good morning slave"

[lizzymargie]

haha...I'm watching this while watchin him on Vh1

[Kagome1015]

i love him on Vh1

[kKstoned]

lmao

[ConradBabicz]

Is his show "Stella" still on comedy network? I loved that XD.

[gamecubeman83]

you can barely hear what he's saying

[balletxxlove]

I love this guy,

this is from his (get it on itunes!) album!

Its like the funniest thing

in the whole world!

I listen to it constantly!!

Him and Demetri Martin are

like the worlds funniest people!

[miranybeetle]

it does seem like they're ready to laugh even before he gets to the punch line. sort of annoying.

[kehoerydah]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[PuNkRcKr23]

i think in philly

[Mert0504]

Where was this filmed?

[skutch27]

haha why do people give this comment bad reviews? its just a question

[alben1313]

his good in i love the etc funny!

[FlowerEaters]

.....I love him

[jpcrystal2006]

i want to have his child!!!!! screw his wife

[iluvpaco]

I LOVE MICHAEL!!! <33

[GiganRocks]

Michael ROCKS! He's hilarious on the "I Love the 70s, 80s, an 90s" series! Jazz Hands!

[saferwaters]

what does he say after "i would give him an old mattress, or a futon..."

[tmuzzy]

"i would give him an old mattress, or a futon...bought off Craig's List"

[NexIuguolo]

"...old mattress or a futon I bought off Craig's List."

[greenManilishi]

aaaahh ha haa haaa haaaa-its not really that funny.

[norfillyson]

aint the devil happy

[olicc]

Perhaps the wittiest and funniest guy to come around in a long time.

[TheDupeDupeBoys]

classic

[gangsta4life09]

'We would do all kinds of things together. Like we would watch him do work' HAHA what a genius of hilarity

[gorillasgonewild]

this is a blog on his myspace profile, there's hundreds of them, all hilarious

[rad21]

hahahahaha

[Knoxvicious]

MIB rules!!!!

[HiMyNameIsRoxi]

Good Morning, Slave.

[lunaintheshade]

hahahahahaha. amazing.

[felicitations]

AMAZING!!<3

[archimmes]

That's GOLD!