Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?

[fukittohell]

ummm yeah



[MichaelHansenFUN]

why dont we get lunch at school

[HSECMAN]

its the easiest and most productive song a drunk can sing.

[mattdaddyful]

His Picture KINDA looks like Matthew Connahay in "DAZED and Confused"..lololol

[coots66]

@condemnedpatriot...that was a good laugh

[Riddley313]

Jimmy Buffett was a true poet.

[cheezitstandard]

Jimmy Buffet just read the mind of every man who has ever been in a bar

[JORGEPSOUSA911]

Classic from Mr. Buffet!

[lotsofgametime]

The song isn't that great to me, but, the comments r funny.

[elmosworld81]

THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF GETTING DRUNK IS TO SKREW

[acesandeights65]

i 'll screw anything that that doesnt move. its easier to catch

[JUICES74]

I'll screw anything that moves, if it doesn't move, then I'll kick it.

[CondemnedPatriot]

One of the best memories of my life, was in 2003/2004 julyish I was snook fishing on Fort Myers pier in Florida and this song came on loud at the nextdoor bar. A tourist family were behind me walking up the pier, and she stops dead in her tracks and says "DID HE JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE SAID, Grab the kids we are GOING HOME!!" ... never forget that lol

[hockeystx18]

@CondemnedPatriot hahaha thats awesome!

[hockey6408]

Gotta love a simple, straight to the point song.

[LLB61959]

Oh jimmy you silver tongued devil....lol. My first real job was in construction and this was our crews theme song.

[HalfFastChevy]

Always liked this song. Thanx for the upload.

[jeff62rey]

Why do the ugly ones always look prettier after a couple Jack Daniel's? After three, I'm ready to mount her, but my 'minime' just don't feel the same.

[photomario69]

@jeff62rey is cause it's mini.... LMFAO

[wayne1king]

I am so sorry I didn't listen to this post sooner. It's a really cute song and lovely song!

[HeinekenChad]

I've got the CD, MP3, and even an old cassette tape of this song and I'll still listen to it on youtube when it pops up under suggestions!

[acesandeights65]

just dont stick your dick into a vacum cleaner hose, least dont get caught

[photomario69]

@acesandeights65 NOW you tell me... Jeez.. thanks man.... I might have avoided this situation... oh wait... nvm.... shush... LOL

[bmanhcb750]

@acesandeights65 man, that sucks! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

[TheDoverdave]

I think I have been this messed up! She was a little latino gal in Miami and a friend of mine an me went to the room and was truly fucked up! I'm not sure what they said in the morning, but I had a buttload of pleasure the night before.

I think Jimmy is the Crown Prince of south Florida...

[randllefever1]

sang this many times

[Tazraz8]

this is gunna be my wedding song

[SUPERpoop781]

anybody drunk? ;)

[sirronald69]

* * * * *

[BgMsDangerus]

This song just proves that the girls all get prettier at closing time!!!

[52843in]

why don't we get drunk and puke, its an anthem

[acesandeights65]

why limit it to walkers

[iorioriorio]

yeah, well Jimmy can really load alot of "snuff" in that neck shell!

[der2035]

you screw everybody else, why not me?

[AmberMcMullen8879]

THIS IS NOT A JIMMY BUFFET SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVID ALLAN COE !!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen to DAC's response in the song, "Jimmy Don't live in Key West anymore"

[acesandeights65]

@AmberMcMullen8879 who gives a fuck he is still cool.

[muse54]

The first time I ever heard this was in a club!

[MW277j]

Was attempted to make this song my ring tone. I can just picture receiving a cell phone call during a status meeting @ work.

[jeff62rey]

sorry fellas but my wife can attest that when I'm drunk, the last thing I can do is screw.

[d0peshow]

timeless.

[wsc800]

I was in charge of the Interstate Batteries Hospitality tent in the mid 2000's when we discovered that our dirver Bobby Labonte really liked Jimmy Buffett music.....so I said to our DJ, "Hey, when Bobby is signing autographs, why don't you play a Jimmy Buffett song?" So about an hour later, here comes Bobby, he sit's down to "Meet and Greet" our guests when the DJ announces, "Hey Bobby, here's a Buffett song you might like!!!!"

Guess what song the DJ played? Yep........

[SpyroSkaterX]

Perfect Wedding Song

[er10b]

@SpyroSkaterX or if you have an asshole mum like mine getting married - play the Dickhead song or the Asshole song. I did at full blast on a CD in her car while hooning it around the carpark (ruined the tires, pissed her off and there was white smoke everywhere - and to top it off I slashed the tires after I was done, smeared oily fish and chips on the rear window and wrote 'fuck u' with my middle finger.)

[jeff62rey]

Confessions of a middle aged salesman. I confess under influence of a few Sam Adams that in the wee hours of Friday evening in mid July, south side of Knoxville, I met a 27 year old girl named Trish who was all too willing to be a little more amorous than my now frigid wife.

[dirty14you]

@jeff62rey Good to confess.....was she a "snuff queen" LOL

[acesandeights65]

he looks a little pie eyed. naa its the son

[TheSpeker97]

Hit 3 to get to the funny part

[patsaxon]

One of the best beer drinkin' songs! But mixing sex and alcohol does not make sex better, but worst.

[MegaOldrock]

Good job jimmy, sleep all day and sing in the evening.

I think you are not friend of work. From Italy.

[Hawthornification]

never was a big fan of ol' jimmy, but this song has changed my mind.

[temp960]

Thank YOU Jimmy Buffett for making MY life better with your awesome music.

Ok, i can die now. FUCK THAT - MORE PARTYING TO DO !!!!!!!

cheeseburgers, pica coladas, twisted up numbers :) , boat drinks, and just a simple ole sober sun rise and sun set. We're in gods pocket my friends (joby) !!!!

[dieingiirdr2000]

ill screw anything that walks

[caveman1968]

@dieingiirdr2000 is that why every time i bring a bucket to feed my cows they back up to it? i been wonderin why they did that....

[mrwarmth100]

@dieingiirdr2000 just so they can fog up a dentists mirror

[BgMsDangerus]

@dieingiirdr2000 You mean even the crack of dawn looks good?

[carrotjuse]

@dieingiirdr2000 Maybe that's why the VD rate is rising so fast!

[sweetredredwine]

@ktherk87 "Havana Daydreamin'"? - actually wasn't this the b-side to "The Great Filling Station Holdup", the first single from his 1973 album A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean?

[DustyManable]

@dieingiirdr2000 even a guy

WOW

[bmanhcb750]

@dieingiirdr2000 ......on all 4's, or crawls! Me too!

[pt8648]

Just wondering if anyone knows of the Bob Dylan version that was recorded live? I once saw it on Youtube. It was a great version. Thanks for posting this one.

[StubzHere]

Keith Lemon?

[johnandelizabth]

LOVE , LOVE , LOVE JIMMY, Has a way or getting too the point! Don't He yall!

[TheFrdw]

heard this when it first came out in a little bar on Jacksonville, Fl.

[faqu2ful]

I just have to say this is an every weekend basis! now all I have to do is play this for her :p

[bear83706]

Good philosophy...

[60bonbon]

LOVE THIS SONG!!!! MY SISTER TURNED ME ONTO THIS SONG :) :)

[randygdc]

@60bonbon Um....your not from West Virginia are u? : /

[caveman1968]

@randygdc :-) thats funny, :-) actually the term cousin was created to help us mountianeers not feel so guilty bout that. guess it only makes sense seeing as how our sister could be our aunt, cousin or mom.

i think your just jealous cause my kids have extra fingers and can pick better than you haha

[mcshoe2010]

Ha, ha, ha! I don't think he got it! :-)

[Stangfish]

David Allen Coe

[iwannarock58]

@gom I'm not as think as you drunk I am Ociffer!

[arkyron1947]

This was the most played song on the juke box between 1:30and 2:00 at my hang out. When it worked it was worth the dime it cost you.

[branby1994]

like if your listening to this drunk. even though i'm not drunk

[Goldenchild795]

That picture reminds me of meathead on all in the family

[livelyjen1]

does he say snuff or smut queen?

[MangoHombre]

@livelyjen1 He says Snuff Queen. "Snuff Queen" was a term refering to woman that were country western music "groopies". The country musicians used tobacco snuff or chew and the women got the nickname snuff queen. The term has nothing to do with so called "snuff" movies.

[BOURBONJULIO]

@MangoHombre Thanks , I've been wondering about that lime 4 at least 20 years , no kidding! Anyhow I can not believe Kenny Chesney,..."Hemmingway's Whiskey" I've been 2 every place that Kenney said were honkey tonks were he cut his teeth,.. I live right down the road,..the roughest place he ever played was the Happy Hour at the Holiday Inn. Hemmingway's Whiskey,.....that is terrible!

[kdapt]

THE one and only HONEST love song ;)

[GrigoriZhukov]

The hughes606 is OBVIOUSLY an unedcated narrow minded TROLL in need of a cheeseburger in paradise and a seriously brutally mental readjustment.

[FellowWorker1905]

The Hughes606 -please, keep your hate amoungst you and you're redneck, knuckledragging buddies.

[MissArtiste90]

Damnit, now I have to search for what 'SeekerOfSpirits' said....

[Tomsouthrock]

The good days of long hair

[TheHughes606]

No its 17 people that are masturbating to some gay ass fag shit...

[granny0fabunch]

has any 1 ever her the song with the lyrics give me a cigerett you dog thats the only line i no of the song i no a man it i would really like to have that song it is a old country sosng

[jlsrockit]

If we did the world wouldn t be as bad is it is

[athruz09ful]

The Doctor was a great movie and the first time I heard this song. Loved it then and Love it NOW keep them coming these obscure songs there must be hundreds out there!!

[jimmybuffetWDWGDAS]

Added to top 10 songs

[NamVet70Mike]

The Doctor, a 1991 American drama film directed by Randa Haines and starring William Hurt as a doctor who undergoes a transformation in his views about life, illness and human relationships. This song was always played in the OR, he harried his favorite OR Nurse to sing along to no avail. That is until HE was on the table and as he was being put under the long suffering Nurse came to him and sang to him for the first time. Very touching scene, (wife MADE me go and see it) it was a good movie!

[OGKush2010]

What would Jimmy Buffett do? is the question we all need to ask ourselves more often.

[micko5361able]

Great song,but it wasn't on Havana Daydreamin'-it's from White sportcoat album

[budboy1988]

He doesnt play this live anymore, really pissed me off when i saw him live.

[Ammobucket]

@budboy1988 Too many kids of Parrotheads in his crowds now...sigh.

[davideyeary]

jason smith is a bad person..

[Icebomb32]

Quite a straight forward message if i say so myself lol.

[t0ej0b]

This just may be my post divorce anthem.

[whalenmatthew]

12 people are virgins or light weights

[missneenah99]

12 people dont wanna get drunk and screw

[missneenah99]

12 dont wanna get drunk and screw

[dieingiirdr2000]

hellz yeah



[ambrcrombie]

Here is how we solve the worlds problems... Get Drunk and Screw!!!!

[jrf14032]

the only song on the jukebox at troll's in chapel hill back in the day

[athruz09ful]

this song was in the movie THE DOCTOR great movie and great song!

[GodBlessHyperBeam]

i wud get drunk and screw jimmy buffet LOL

[fuckdig1000]

@GodBlessHyperBeam lol

[SSRogue88]

@GodBlessHyperBeam I wouldn't, but if you're a female I'd screw you! lol.

[GodBlessHyperBeam]

@SSRogue88 ROFLMAO! but im a dude, dude hehe

[mistergreeneyes77]

lol...yea

[TomasMarsh]

Wow, this is pretty



[332redneck]

I LISTEN TO THIS WHILE I WATCH PORN.........

[davidivey65]

Gotta luv the liesure suit.

[garysaddleback]

Well, folks . . . THANKS to all who tried to clear-up that garbled word in the lyric . . . NOW---if you like this sort of thing, be sure to check-out Frank Zappa's,

"I Promise I Won't Come/Cum In Your Mouth".

AND---in case you think that musical fornication is just a product of the LATER 20th Century, listen to the great Lucille Bogen---also on Y.T.---singing, "Shave 'Em Dry", from the 1920's . . .

Gary in Arizona

[diana80458]

I am still in Margaritaville looking for my salt shaker.Don,t have time to screw.....

[gpfwestie]

I like it - am well up with the get drunk bit - but I don't screw.

Someone will fill in for me on the screwing bit - hello ladies !

[garysaddleback]

Well, folks . . . somebody translate for me . . . What kind of "Queen" is he calling her . . . "Snuff / Snub / Swamp / Scrub / Smut"? Can't make-out that word.

Gary in Arizona

[ilikecheese92562]

@garysaddleback

i always thought he was saying "snow queen"

[TheTLProductions12]

@garysaddleback i think its "snug queen" like snuggle

[lesliethomas66]

@garysaddleback "a snuff Queen" ...........one that likes cocain!!

[dairygrazer]

@lesliethomas66 I think that he means nasal snuff

[lesliethomas66]

@garysaddleback 

[IcePrincessx76]

grab ur margarita and ur partner and screw

[PRENTILC]

8 people are sober and masturubating

[johnrambo55555]

@PRENTILC Poor lonely bastards.

[dieingiirdr2000]

@PRENTILC im not sober but yeah masterbating for sure



[NASCARGUY51139]

@PRENTILC 15 people are sober and masturbating

[GrigoriZhukov]

@PRENTILC You say that like it's a bad thing...I don't thinks so. ;^)

[CRIDY450]

@PRENTILC  you cunt

[MrStrongarms]

@PRENTILC more like 1888!!!

[MrStrongarms]

@PRENTILC more like 1888!!

[SuperFrancis87]

this is a classic song how anyone can get upset indicates they live a bitter sexless life

[LK5911]

Best song to sing when wasted.

[Mrsamberrobbins]

@LK5911 yes it is. I am singing it alone right now...not so good alone ya know!

[TheOdllcool]

he is better than justin bitch(bieber)

[wariorundead]

why not?

[cfazekas0441]

yeeehaa why dont we get drunk and skrew

[cmguy64]

Only Jimmy Buffett can get away with "screw" in a song lyric! Hey I got the name spelled right.

[cmguy64]

Only Jimmy Buffet can get away with "screw" in song lyric!

[grammpaa]

a country love ballad

[grayby1]

8 people weren't drunk

[SaraShayne]

I've never heard of this song before.

Never.

My friend's mom is trying to convince me that its the most recognizable country song ever.

[SeekerOfSpirits]

@SaraShayne Actually Jimmy is more beach music than country. Although he's done a couple with country music singers.

[justcallmeassinine]

This song was in Brokeback Mountain !!

[wariorundead]

@justcallmeassinine thats hilarious

[Luxo087]

Jimmy Buffett wrote this song for Lindsey Lohan

[mlfayant]

how crude

[mrduckstalker1991]

@SeekerOfSpirits wish my gf would say that

[forgetfulmuse]

@mrduckstalker1991 Find a new gf.

[dicerboy69]

@SeekerOfSpirits havin a beer and wishing i had a girl to screw

go jimmy

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

@SeekerOfSpirits lol if i was there you would and it would be the best screw of ur entire life i will make u orgasm all of ur bodily fluids when i poke =)

[andypatrick99]

classic

[cjlovestori]

i love this song!!!!! lol

[aowen91]

For all you dudes arguing over this song, I don't care what genre it is. It's music. And it sounds good. That's all I need. Whoo, Jimmy!

[humbledrumah]

add a fiddle and everyone wants it to be country. it's just plain good~ and a little honky tonk piano in there for ya

[zzman305]

The irony of this is that Jimmy has gone straight. He stopped smoking and drinking heavy. Makes you think

[bazzbazzley]

The great Jimmy Buffet reduced to this three chord symphony...he was good once!

The only one Jimmy is screwing is his audience!!!!

[amrak63]

@bazzbazzley

Actually, this comes from one of his earliest albums.

[Fitzcard]

All i want to know is why oh why do 12 dos equis go down faster than 6 of any others? Mexico needs to promote 100% to spreading her brew to the world imo.

[CitySkin09]

Bad ass fuckin' country song...

[Fitzcard]

@CitySkin09 psst... Buffet isn't "country" or dress up urban cowboy. More like the real deal in folk music. Southern, yes, Soulfull, yes, but wanna be? well... maybe only once in a while when the money is really, really good. What else would you expect from pirates born 300 years to late though?

[CitySkin09]

@Fitzcard -- Sounds like Country, feels like Country, it must be Country.

[Fitzcard]

@CitySkin09 Then my good man you should get to know the blue grass roots of southern rock, rap, easy peasy listening soft rock and other genres

here's a start, black dutch (google it and fyi the pre-[east india company]corporation control of the south) stomp. Though tbh both this artist and buffet are about 200 years after the fact

/watch?v=uZKgrcHJJrE

[ChanelNoXXII]

I had no idea that Jimmy Buffet wrote love songs :)

[amrak63]

Great song, wrong album cover.

This song came off the album "A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean"

[theweakwillwalk]

why don't we get drunk and watch jimmy buffett youtubes?

[crjmech1]

its snub queen

[BgMsDangerus]

@crjmech1 I hear snub queen when I listen to the song too.

[melissabell141]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i love ittttt XDDDDDDDDDd

[TouchdownPossum]

All time classic!