How To Disable an Attacker

[TheYesman71]

why grab throat or palm it? I'd punch someone in the throat. And why would you be behind the attacker? that doesn't make sense, I mean if hes friggin turned away from you you could either run or hes not attacking you

[EMalkin71luver]

if your wearing a sweatshirt and someone grabs the hood and tries to push it against your face to make you stop breathing, bend down, put your arms out, and run back still bent down. that makes you able to slip right out of your sweatshirt and fight back!

[jbsing100]

all i got to say to the did you know questen is no shit

[MiroTheKing]

What if the attacker from behind have heard Steel tipped boots... ???

[95waga]

1, Choke him

2, Brake his nose

3, Sexually assult him

4, Kick im ALOT!

Someone using this should go to a mental hospital...

[ihavenitrous]

Did you know? if you fight, you might get away.

[jasonx0017]

are they from 80s??

[ElementalEscape]

"Women who fight against their attackers are more likely to avoid rape." LOL NO SHIT.

[hotshotbyrne]

ive done way to many self-deffence coureses to care anymore

[t091293]

well, men will still beat up bitches if they want to, since they are just born to be stronger and better fighters...

[ELkayal2100]

PRESS 6 ROFL

[multigamefreak7]

1:18 grapefruit claw 

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

u need steel tipped shoes :3 and KICK IN THE BACK OF THE LEGS!

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

@Tyranidwarriorman1 and then in the throat when the attacker on the ground

[Nnnarekkk]

Also you can buy paper spray which would make things a lot easier.

[catcatLP]

but he just want a hug

[sparklequeen1000]

what if your failing human anatomy???

[MegaCatluvr]

Also you could take your index and middle fingers and jab the attacker as hard as you can (but keep it controlled) right under their breasts and right above their pack. This must be don in the center part of this area.

[Gambit3896]

self defense course is optional? are you fucking kidding me?! now people are gonna watch this vid and think they can defend themselves.

[Brittonbubba137]

How to Disable an Attacker

Step 1: With your palm up, karate chop a certain area on the side of their neck. It causes paralysis, blindness, and at the most, death.

Did you know? Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

[belhaj7]

step 1 def stance

did you know if you stance with a def stance it won't work

[monkeyguyman1]

If the attacker is female punch them in the boob.

[kriz10and]

Never go for balls/knee, those are places that can never ever get fixed... only if its life or death

[PykohYT]

F13 to skip the ad.

[MegaEuroZ]

allmost every step what you just showd have more than 60% that you are going to kill him

[Deciize]

@MegaEuroZ none of these things are fatal...

[GtForLife123]

0:59 coulda curbstompted him...

Step one: Pull out your handy 4" switchblade.

Step two. Holding it in your hand, extend your arm at about 20MPH towards them.

[naimihero]

can i just say to any women watching this that most of these moves, at most, give you maybe a couple of seconds to run? so dont pause to watch the effect

[MrMachinimator]

So were in the 80's again?

[iBaNezRG95]

These "techniques" are absolutely sick, and inflict too fucking much damage.

[Lightning2659]

Thumbs Up if you laughed at this video!!! Coz I did :P

[ThisIsAtomic]

How can I find myself behind the attacker!? I don't think an attacker would come at me backwards...

[Sku11Hax]

IF ITS A GIRL JUST THREATEN TO CUT HER HAIR / TITTIES OFF

[Sku11Hax]

i forgot to fight back

[legofreak1109]

If you're male and the attacker is female,

RAPE IS THE BEST ACTION

[gmcanik]

stomp on their toes... whoops he has no toes and a steel toe boot

[FoodEatsUs10]

1:04 FACEPALM

[DragonHistory2]

Press 8 for dance

[srenthony]

whhy im i waching this my grandma attacks theem with her purse

[Carwikz]

Step 1: Bring out your gun

Step 2: shoot

Step 3: Shoot again

Step 4: Watch the attacker bleed to death

Step 5: Run away

Did you know that 2+2=3?

[EXTREMEKIWI115]

@Carwikz bowding

[mygamingz]

3 WORDS ARROW-TO-KNEE



[lrpd3nc3r]

that thug look drunk

[caddilactux]

LOL it looks like the girl was attacking him

[sprinkledTwinkie]

i would rip one of their ears off, it doesnt take much just some pulling and twisting :3

[MrNerago]

dont grab his nuts do this grab twist and pull

[kpmonkeygirl]

I feel sorry for him. He is getting really hurt in this video.

[therovhol]

1:21 i...feel...pretty :)

[Elrohof]

Step 3. Break their nose.

You didn't mention that, Howcast!

It is actually accounted as assault even though it was for a defensive cause if the victim wants to take it to the court.

[EpicPigChops]

step 3 can also kill people :D

[MrMj122803]

Step 1: learn gtaIV

[xXxgriefelementxXx]

Step 9: Drive of in your Delorean and buy yourself a new life-reserve as a gift!

[MrChocolate7777]

step 1: hire king kong

[BazzokaAnt]

if your behind the attacker your the attacker! LOL

[YTisFuckingShit]

Step 9. Leg it

[thelevacompany]

@PaperAirplaneDude in the chest. I just heard that.

[PaperAirplaneDude]

Where do I hit a Girl/Woman?

[natewow777]

@PaperAirplaneDude wear it herts the most the tit

[SuperDarkVas]

GUYS!!!!! YOURE SUPOSED TO DO IT LIKE THIS...

(this works only on male atackers)

1. Raise youere hands like youre some kind of kung fu ass hole

2.Kick him in the balls

3.WHOSE THE BITCH NOW!!!!!!!!

4.Profit

[teenyrific]

My friends and I came up with an acronym: kfgt

k- kick them in the knee

f- flip them on their stomach

g- grab their balls

t- twist

now run.

[LuvDiva1000]

Lol

[Flamez481]

poor dude

[sabinarama13]

what if your not tall enough

[monkeykillzombie]

What you think pepper spray was made for.

[JcadeH1]

If you find yourself behind the attacker...

[sirch9119]

Who the fuck makes that much spit...I would just be like "WHOA WTF?!" and run..

[kittylive316]

I think the woman is my teacher!!! She looks EXACTLY like her :) WOOOH I SAW MAH TEACHER ATTACKING SOMEONE Lol

[mousegal1]

how can they keep a straight face while shooting this video????

[Adamdre]

Step 1: Push the off switch

[PykohYT]

1:16 What was he thinking at this point?

[msbunnyprincess1]

press 6 - and laugh all you can .

[FelixMaxwell]

Wait.... step three has a chance of killing someone..... 0.0

[HoodieING]

If I find myself behind the attacker doesn't it makes me the attacker?

[UltimateXJad]

So let me guess,the guy who's attacking u doesn't even have a GUN???

[UltimateXJad]

0:34 WTF IS THIS SPIT

[KECMPUNK]

WAIT WAIT WAIT....CANT WE JUST TALK ABOUT IT?

[rachierocks76]

is that blood real?

[jungiejg]

Im Afraid To Do This I Might Kill A Person

and Im Going To Jail

:((

[TheAlexandra211]

Don't grab his testicles that will only make him wanna rape you.

[dungeono]

man, thats gotta be the WORST attacker ever

[gutwrenchbomb]

wtf, so you don't need hands? well thats just nonsense .

[majosblogspot]

wait... is she using a pijama ('.')

[watercatfish]

I laughed the holee time, But very good i will remember this ;P

[silylikedat]

press 6 over and over again

[StanTy100]

oh you got beat up by a girl!hahahaha!

[xXwannabenewbieXx]

Just poke his eyes then kick him in the balls and run

[TheCrasella]

dont sqeeze there testiciles they will have a chance to pee on your hand

[kroasana]

@TheCrasella you're not a man are you?

[TheCrasella]

@kroasana NO WAY. IM A GIRL!!

[kroasana]

@TheCrasella ok so let me tell you, we don't have urine in our testicles ... things doesn't work that way

[iwanttowatch5]

Step five:

1.) beat down attacker

2.) take his weapon

3.) beat his head in

[VJVswan]

@iwanttowatch5 That's three steps -_-

[iwanttowatch5]

Video:

Man: ball shots

Woman:  boob shots

Children: your $%#@

[JYleung22]

on step 4 what if the attacker is a female

[EuroUploadChannel]

I always to do something crazy to avoid the attacker. It really worked for me try it for yourself!

[wes6ify]

1:19 thats just asking to be raped

[Abercrombie10112]

What's up with the 60's clothes.? O.o

[Abercrombie10112]

Hahahha tried it on my self xD.

[HorriblyHilarious]

You will need: Bravery

Where do I get this "bravery"????

[tunawrangler1]

First thing you need to do is get wrist control.

[MMAsurfer9d2]

Video should be called "how to disable a mentally handicapped virgin in the 80's"

[DarkZSlash]

Was this video made in the 60's?

[imdamasta11]

step 1. acquire gun

[Mad4cheese4ever]

The girl looks so bored.. Yeah, great vid, but we need to talk about the acting! Sheesh...

[TehAwesomishdude]

Step one. 9 millimeter

[satd34]

Grab their testicles and squeeze with all your might!

[MrMuffin769]

Buy a knife that you can pull out qickly and stab them in the gut

[Blastcrawler]

I'd attack her for wearing stupid outfit

[AnnaBanana24135]

this has the same music as how to eat sushi

[marupage83]

step 1 get a gun

step 2 shoot them in the balls

[DeHarlsta]

@marupage83 dammit you beat me to it! XD

[SRNF]

1:47 Victim turns out to be the infamous tire iron murderer!!!

[SRNF]

If it is an attack from the front or if you break free this is your best chance.

1. Keep your eyes on the attacker as you quickly make distance by jolting backwards.

2. Once you feel you have enough room quickly take out your concealed or holstered pistol. Turn off safety and fire the rounds in the attackers chest. (Biggest area)

3. Once they fall kick their weapon away.

3. Go home, get laid. You deserve it, you just killed a bad guy!

P.S Always report it to the police.

[BronzeApples]

This basically shows how to kill 100 different ways?

[Hungrybearfire]

1:18 0_0 Handj0b

[LifeIsGood1O1]

if hes attacking you, why would you be behind them...?

[LifeIsGood1O1]

what is this!!!!!!

[TheGamingNerfer]

my dad owns a karate school and he teaches how to fight a man with gun knife and fist. an i learn karate 4 free because he owns the school.thums up if you want to join my dads karate school.better then watching 80s nerds........and this vid

[How2D0Things]

is this a joke?

[greenpie891]

shes attacking him hes jst standing there

[Tashiihatesyou]

if u attack the bully, ur actually a bully urself thats just mean.

[chevyking10]

Honestly the girl is worth raping

[CrimeasBest]

the woman is the attacker right?

[leftylethborg]

someone is going to get fucking killed one-day listening to this shit

if someone pulls a knife on you etc

1. try to get the fuck out of there E.G run like hell

2. give them what they want (100 bucks is 100 bucks not worth your life over)

even the best Martial Arts will not prepare you 100% for when a knife is pulled on you,,, you can train in a gym/ do Martial Arts all you want but when the times to use it chances are you will freeze up

[katiemollyhaley]

The real steps. 1. dont dress like a dumbass

[TheAwesomeBrayx4]

Step 6 looks like they are breaking up

[legoman9299]

NO MADER HOW MAD YOU ARE YOU NEVER NEVER NEVER HIT A MAN IN HIS BALLS NEVER!!!!!!

[kyroo1052]

From my point of view, the guy is just minding his own business and then gets assaulted by a crazy woman.

[Veronica9081]

poor guy

[Iloverrb]

hand boning can save your life one day, you'll be all like wat you wanna mug me(handboning..) ohhhhhhh! - a quote from regular show(rigby)

[aezakmei]

press 8 = mating call

[icookish11]

1:30 *NEVER KICK AN ATTACKER 1:37 *KICK THEM

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

FORGET ALL OF THIS CRAP!! All you really need to do it yell

SWIPER NO SWIPING! ;D

[relizeejr]

Love the crowbar scene.

[LOLdrum]

you can't kick them in the balls because it makes it possible for them to grab your leg, but somehow its ok to kick their kneecap

[MrDip02]

step1. get your gun concealment license

step 2. get a handgun and rounds

[Chunkster2k8]

If you're behind you attacker, you are the attacker...

[Cinnamon5542]

1:25 i thought she would kiss him

[MrBoxman29]

i did step 3 in the shower the blood on water make pretty patterns

[kittenchowpooky7]

He wasn't much of an attacker.

[AX0752]

1:47 LOL TIREIRON

[bamazudi]

Im sure attackers would have above average reflexes and wouldn't sit there while you hold their ear and jab their eyes.

[GoobsMineCraft]

Fuck! I hope my parents didn't hear "Grab their groin and squeeze." My volume was loud to D:

[joshthebrit123]

wtf dont kick them kneen them 5 sec later kick them

[snakeTDgameLNERfan]

1. Buy a tazar gun

2. If a guy attackes you taz him repitedly

3. steal his money and run away

4. if anyone asks tell them he robed a toy store

there you go hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[cheer56781]

@snakeTDgameLNERfan Step 1: learn how to spell.

[Burgerphile]

what if you're the attacker??

[ThePaja2000]

WELL ATTACKER WILL NOT STAND STILL!!

[redrobin452]

in this video it looks like the girl is doing the attacking

[lucasselva106]

this is a joke

[Evilmonkeymanjr]

Try doing step six on a person with steal toe boots

[NickolaySheitanov]

lol at 1:48 If you had a pipe in the first place why would you even bother doing this shit just HIT HIM WITH THE PIPE

[heartbroken0kitty]

omfg this reminds me in 5th grade me and my friend were wrestlying and i pulled her windpipe thing out. if i pulled any further it would have snapped and she would have died :/

[LordZakura]

note:

1) this only works if your attacker is too stupid to be carrying a weapon.

2) chances are the attacker will be wearing protection such as jock strap, shin guard and possibly hard shoes.

3) even if the attacker had none of the above, most attacks occur from behind and use an item like chloroform to knock you out long before you can react in any way.

also, how in the fuck could you end up BEHIND your attacker? from that perspective it makes it seem like YOUR the attacker >.>

[narutofan9tf]

step 5 was just assault he wasn't even doing anything!!!!

[derekchrs]

I did it to a guy on the street

[GAGABOY999]

Fuck ... are you teaching me how to kill someone ?

[prokickboxer123]

Fuck you

[theroyalcam]

Why are them both dressed like 2 hobos?...

[DoctorPr355ur3]

1. Don't pay any attention to this video

2. Take a form of Martial Arts training in person.

If this situation actually happens, A robbery or mugging for example: Try talking an agreement with your attacker if they want something (Money, phone, wallet etc.) just give it to them and report it.

Otherwise run away into a well populated area or wake/ raise attention by screaming for help.

[DarkZerkerX]

@DoctorPr355ur3

Well if you're getting robbed and the guy has no projectile weapon like a gun, you can still run to a public area if it's close by. If he has a gun, you're shit out of luck.

[pezilla123]

@DoctorPr355ur3 only pussies do that. id try to make an agreement as a distraction. and i agree with 2.

[DoctorPr355ur3]

@pezilla123 It's not about being a pussy at all. It's about getting away unscaved and also possibly keeping Alive. Don't give them grounds to attack worse than what they were to start with.

[szakiricky]

Step 1: Get a gun.

Step 2: Shoot the attackers knees. (It works against both male and female specimens)

Step 3: Tell the police it was self defence.

Step 4: Get up and go to work the next morning!!!

[bloodyspare]

1:48 Manhunt anyone?

[JoshuaBonilla]

@ 1:18 I think that feels good (except for the squeezing)

[BelovedJohnny]

optional:

a gun. >_>

[Candycupcake2300]

Thumbs up if if you think theres no hot boys on howcast!!!! 

[ThaStarowiczIV]

haaa.....69 dislikes

[TAAVI322]

How To Disable an Attacker: just shoot the f*cker

[vengfulchild]

step 1  throat punch!!

[autumnpixiedust]

this only works if your attacker is a motionless dummy

[12345636052]

if you find yourself behind the attacker YOU ARE THE ATTACKER

[stormydevil2000]

 step 1: befriend a ninja or chuck noris

[coolkingbol]

1:45 if you find that you are behind "the attacker",and then kicking the back of their knee, wouldn't that make you a assaulter?0.o

[TheT3XT]

'Women who fight back against their attackers avoid rape more often.'

Did you know that people die when they are killed, or that fun things are fun?

Exactly.

[chellovack]

how do you actually find yourself behind an attacker in the first place?

[rachaelbear6]

i think he needs these tips damn. shes the attacker

[dotch8774]

Um how about just punching him in the face instead of all this stupid fingers and thumbs shit.