"Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a let up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out and the more you get it out it keeps coming in! And then the BAR CODE READER BREAKS! AND IT'S PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE DAY!"
Dry cleaning never stops, and I've not heard of shootings at their establishments.
First its the laundered shirts that everyone things costs too much to clean but won't do for themselves... then gravy stained pants.... then the silk blouses with permanat ink... followed by wedding dresses... and in the fall it's quilts.
If you’re a Seinfeld fan, then check out “The Seinfeld Rap” that I made. I also made a music video/picture show to go along with it. I put a lot of work into it and if you’re a fan of the show, I think you will really like it. Check out my channel, it is my latest upload. Thank you for listening.
Ending SATURDAY delivery will be a major INCONVENIENCE to the general public. Most residents are home on this day to sign for mail and receive packages but INSTEAD they would receive a notice while they are work on Monday to DRIVE TO THE PO and pick up their mail during the week before closing time which means they may have to leave work early (and if they're hourly, they would be losing money to do this, D U H !) Change it to Wednesday if you have to select one day!
I LOVE Seinfeld and I must admit that it would have been less funny without Newman. I think this scene and the the "what took you so long" from the dog kidnapping episode are two of my all time favorite Seinfeld scenes. The way he had the cigarette burning when he said that line was priceless!
The funniest thing is that they talk about how much money you can get for the records and then 2 seconds later, they try to con Jerry by telling him they're worthless lol
So what we learned here is that USPS employees are all high strung and stressed but the red flag that one will do something is crazy is when the barcode reader breaks.
This and Kramer canceling his mail are THE best parts of the entire series. I'm surprised Wayne Knight didn't have a heart attack from this Newman blood pressure elevating rants xD
I dont remember the context or season of the episode, but Ive been trying to find this clip where Newman says "DAMN you Seinfeld" and I dont even remember if that was a joke but just the way wayne knight says it makes me just die laughing
@STARBARTZZ no he didnt. he was only in it briefly. jerry, george, kramer and elaine made the show... he just give that extra bit of humour. i cant believe 20 people agree with you. saying newman, a character who wasen't in the show enough, made the show.... hmmmmm
Because the mail never stops. Every day it piles up more and more and more, and you've gotta get it out, but the more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks, and it's Publisher's Clearinghouse day!
haha I copied and pasted this from a website encase viewers where laughing to hard or they couldnt understand him cause he was exploding with anger and frustration lol
Because the mail never stops! It just keeps coming, and coming, and coming, there's never a let-up, it's relentless. Everyday it piles up more and more and more, and you gotta get it out, but the more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in! AND THE THE BAR-CODE READER BREAKS, AND THEN IT PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE DAY!
Newman is funny as, Wayne Knight portayed him perfectly.
haha then its publishers clearing house day!
Commandoj251 1 day ago
kramer can sense when newman's about to fly off the handle
Alabastard420 2 days ago
Best noise ever that Newman does when he high fives Kramer at 0:05
iheartmusikkk 2 weeks ago 4
I lmao when his skin turned red
Sylux6 1 month ago
3 people work at the post office.
Falcontalons999 1 month ago
"Why is that?"
"Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a let up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out and the more you get it out it keeps coming in! And then the BAR CODE READER BREAKS! AND IT'S PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE DAY!"
TNTMan93 1 month ago
best team ever Kramer and Newman
kefka242 2 months ago 4
Publisher's Clearinghouse, haha
10forRP 3 months ago
Dry cleaning never stops, and I've not heard of shootings at their establishments.
First its the laundered shirts that everyone things costs too much to clean but won't do for themselves... then gravy stained pants.... then the silk blouses with permanat ink... followed by wedding dresses... and in the fall it's quilts.
It just keeps coming and coming and coming
knightflyte 4 months ago in playlist lol
@knightflyte dont forget the clothes with cum stains
Ohwaiturserious 3 months ago
I've never seen someone with more contempt for Publisher's Clearinghouse.
ScottyV89 4 months ago 5
"The mail never stops" well apparently the internet has helped it stop quite a bit now.
Rally351 4 months ago
I think Newman was going crazy
SLAW3LL 4 months ago
hahah take em, take anything you want!
benwety95 4 months ago
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Ending SATURDAY delivery will be a major INCONVENIENCE to the general public. Most residents are home on this day to sign for mail and receive packages but INSTEAD they would receive a notice while they are work on Monday to DRIVE TO THE PO and pick up their mail during the week before closing time which means they may have to leave work early (and if they're hourly, they would be losing money to do this, D U H !) Change it to Wednesday if you have to select one day!
ThePrimeSpotcom 5 months ago
Newman for President!
xzzytv 6 months ago 4
...sometimes. haha classic scene.
thunderstykmastr 6 months ago
I LOVE Seinfeld and I must admit that it would have been less funny without Newman. I think this scene and the the "what took you so long" from the dog kidnapping episode are two of my all time favorite Seinfeld scenes. The way he had the cigarette burning when he said that line was priceless!
Bigfriendly15 6 months ago
there's none like Newmanm!
southsideballer100 6 months ago
There should have been a Seinfeld spinoff show all about Newman. I would watch that.
thepowerofjohn13 6 months ago 34
@thepowerofjohn13 Yea... NO. The only reason newman was funny was because of his random parts in random episodes.
Go watch a newman compilation, you get tired of it very quickly.
Ohwaiturserious 3 months ago
@thepowerofjohn13 I would have definitely watched "Newman."
Kevin88101 1 week ago
enable embedding please
shutupsamandseth 7 months ago
"I'm a United States Postal Worker!"
matt88419 7 months ago
"sometimes...."
LOL!!
hugoOman 7 months ago 45
I work at a security company, counting cash that comes in from different stores and companies. And I can totally relate to Newman >.<
biggles1111 7 months ago
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goreds03 8 months ago
"isn't that the place where they go around and shoot people?"
"....sometimes" >.>
xD lmao
xskullxkissesx 8 months ago 6
Jigsaw used to buy used records!
cynikalb 8 months ago 4
His face slowly turning red XD
DevilRebellion 8 months ago
Newmans so hilarious when he gets all fired up lmao!!!!!
shannonglen11 8 months ago
And then the barcode reader breaks!!
24cincyreds 8 months ago
The funniest thing is that they talk about how much money you can get for the records and then 2 seconds later, they try to con Jerry by telling him they're worthless lol
NorthWest237 8 months ago 5
this is great because im thinking of working at a post office :) i can be like newman lol
subsaibot4512 9 months ago 6
@subsaibot4512 hahaha DO IT! we must have more Newmans in the world
jGeZsAs 8 months ago
@subsaibot4512 I have a friend who was a mail carrier & hated it SO MUCH. Today was his last day & he couldn't be happier.
stringendo1 3 months ago
The blood vessles in Newman's head really took a bashing while Seinfeld was being filmed.
DanameaTheBattleLock 9 months ago
Sometimes !
v1j7k 9 months ago
0:31
jasono921 9 months ago
Thumbs up if u wanted to highfive newman 2 haha
nightcrow90 9 months ago 6
Every day it piles up more and More and MORE!
rapideye97 9 months ago
"PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE DAY!! omg the mail never does stop with the publishers clearing house he's right
FromA2mee 9 months ago
@STARBARTZZ lemme ask you a question newman, what do you do for a livin?
MrAltron 10 months ago
3 postman are getting frustrated watching this!
AA72AA72 11 months ago 3
So what we learned here is that USPS employees are all high strung and stressed but the red flag that one will do something is crazy is when the barcode reader breaks.
Fuzzy6405yahoocom 11 months ago
I don't understand what Newman says after the bar code reader breaks
nirb8 11 months ago
@nirb8 after the bar code reader breaks, he says "And then it's Publisher's Clearinghouse Day!"
Pauly196740 11 months ago
@Pauly196740
cheers mate!
nirb8 11 months ago
george said that what do u do for a living n a such a nasty tone Lol
Treylogan218BR 1 year ago
i love newmans mimic
iwannafuckindupe 1 year ago
sometimes...
VD54K 1 year ago
sometimes...
SANNAFABICH 1 year ago
arent those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody? "Sometimes" LMAO
youliveyoudie 1 year ago 3
Sometimes :)
oZ0ne1 1 year ago
I am a United States postal worker....looool
scaryzodiac 1 year ago
newman, 3rd funniest after kramer and costanza.
tompaaz 1 year ago
@tompaaz putty?
lilzarbos 1 year ago
That's what she said.
sonicfilms123 1 year ago
Newman changes color at exactly 0:52
zao24 1 year ago 2
hahaha thats one of my favorite scenes off all time :P Just love that pshycopat :D
limahl123123 1 year ago
AND THEN THE BARCODE READER BREAKS!!!!!
poopyy99 1 year ago
I dont like newman haha but this was hilarious
gladanka 1 year ago
I think of this clip while doing laundry... 'it just keeps coming and coming....'
soldierswives 1 year ago
What episode is this?
Crossbones6732 1 year ago
This and Kramer canceling his mail are THE best parts of the entire series. I'm surprised Wayne Knight didn't have a heart attack from this Newman blood pressure elevating rants xD
thebeastman33 1 year ago 2
@thebeastman33 hahahaha yeah
youliveyoudie 1 year ago
Sometimes.
Mayokitty7 1 year ago 2
0:56
Take anything you want, take anything you want.
Spare me my life, spare me my life.
Bloodlustjr 1 year ago
I dont remember the context or season of the episode, but Ive been trying to find this clip where Newman says "DAMN you Seinfeld" and I dont even remember if that was a joke but just the way wayne knight says it makes me just die laughing
A2KID420 1 year ago
@A2KID420 If you're referring to the scene where he says "Damn you, Seinfeld. You useless postule!" it is in the episode 'The Butter Shave'.
hoochdini 1 year ago
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hoochdini 1 year ago
@STARBARTZZ no he didnt. he was only in it briefly. jerry, george, kramer and elaine made the show... he just give that extra bit of humour. i cant believe 20 people agree with you. saying newman, a character who wasen't in the show enough, made the show.... hmmmmm
JGEK24 1 year ago
@JGEK24 i agree with you, those 4 is what made the show they were perfect.
xxDEATHKILLERxx 1 year ago
... Sometimes....
Sphinn 1 year ago
why is that? the question that set newman off into a state of mind only he knows! hahahaha
justcallmepowelly 1 year ago
And then the barcode reader breaks!
FYTYTY 1 year ago 2
newman and kramer made the best duo on the show. You knew shit was goin down when these 2 guys out their minds together.
jgrewal66 1 year ago 6
SOMETIMES?????? (terrified but lmfao)
bludluva 1 year ago
PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE DAY!!!
Inf1nityPlus1 1 year ago
i feel a meltdown coming on lol
111208dyc 1 year ago
the mail keeps on coming and coming and coming
Blazethebest3 1 year ago
a real scream
peachmelba16 1 year ago
Because the mail never stops. Every day it piles up more and more and more, and you've gotta get it out, but the more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks, and it's Publisher's Clearinghouse day!
haha I copied and pasted this from a website encase viewers where laughing to hard or they couldnt understand him cause he was exploding with anger and frustration lol
SophisticatedMike 1 year ago 2
@STARBARTZZ LMAO not really...wasnt in even half the episodes
thehotoneisin 1 year ago 2
working for UPS, this makes more sense than it should...
redsox4758 1 year ago
Maybe the best comedy ever !!!
karatequickkicker 1 year ago
newman was my favorite wish there was more of him
kram1124 1 year ago
Because the mail never stops! It just keeps coming, and coming, and coming, there's never a let-up, it's relentless. Everyday it piles up more and more and more, and you gotta get it out, but the more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in! AND THE THE BAR-CODE READER BREAKS, AND THEN IT PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE DAY!
Newman is funny as, Wayne Knight portayed him perfectly.
pokexplosion21 1 year ago 2
@STARBARTZZ
sure, get rid of jerry, george and kramer and the show is exactly the same...
bigdickswagger 1 year ago
sometimes.....
lowers1987 1 year ago
I love how clear you can see Newman's face getting redder and redder and his eyes getting wider and wider.
WebbGnome0 1 year ago 4
AND THEN THE BARCODE READER BREAKS!!!
Theakker3 1 year ago 5
PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE DAY!!
fredj 1 year ago 5
@STARBARTZZ I liked when the truck destroyed the Frogger game, and Kostanza leaps out of the way, after trying to halt it.
Sambucacat 1 year ago
"sometimes....." YES!!
darkfire42590 1 year ago
i keep cumming ;)
rifledude28 1 year ago
stop all the junkmail and need less employees.
greyfox1934 2 years ago
i can see newman doing something like this newman is that crazy
goreds03 2 years ago 2
the funny thing is, the more i think about it, the more i'm convinced this is the actual reason behind psycho mailmen.
bobzilla211 2 years ago 9
@bobzilla211
No it's the bosses that the postal service regularly hires. Some of the most mean-spirited and uncaring people you will ever met.
qwe123303 1 year ago
i love how worked up he gets
u2makepovertyhistory 2 years ago 114
Publisher's clearing house lol
vmelkon 2 years ago 10
ill give ya 5 bucks
BTMandy1 2 years ago 3
selling used records...
wooohoohoo lol
HellsAngels2001 2 years ago 3
Great bit
kernel2006 2 years ago 3
I'm a mail carrier--I resemble that remark!
jimmmmie 2 years ago 9
Part he left out how mgmt pushes ppl to go Postal!
drewstar412 2 years ago
Sometimes....
rapideye97 2 years ago 6