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  • u know ninja gaiden sigma 2 for PS3 is better right LOL

  • PS3 fanboys stop listening and get out the room for a second LMAO!!!!!

  • lol hack and slash

  • Incorrect: Birdo is not a She, Birdo is a Genderly confused male, alot of people get confused because of this

  • More "Gore" than An Inconvenient Truth LMAO.

    I don't know why you did not like the visuals.

  • ninja gaiden had more gore than ninja assasin

  • wait til u try Master Ninja level!

  • im still stuck on chapter 11 , mentor lvl -.- been playin for 4 months alrd =.=

  • ok i need to know something after a passed the game and i played again there was an optiom that i cant remember, i think it was legendary falcon or something like that and the other i forgot. what are those?

  • they try to bring back the archfiend dude play befor making a vid on it

  • guess what :o...its no longer xbox exclusive WEWT

  • hahahahahahahahha

    :|

  • This shit is so not funny

  • joe doesn;t die he gets severedly injured dumbass

  • I Love this!

    evilryu95

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  • Good work humpty, stick it to the man!

  • Wow read some comments about this game being easy...stop thinking you're good because you play on Acolyte or Warrior,the game only unloads its true cheapness and difficulty in mentor and his later taken to its full extent,IS ninjas are just as common as grass and the damage you take is well...incredible.How many times have I said I can't believe this can get any cheaper and the game proved me totally wrong.PLAY ON MASTER NINJA! I finished this game on Master Ninja,ITS NOT EASY!ASK ANYONE!Loll

  • yea man. im doing acolyte and i still have trouble

  • I know it is crazy well im working on mentor hard as hell

  • yup, master ninja will make u cry, or your money back :)

  • ur pretty funny

    loved the humpty dumpty joke XD

  • HA! more gore then an inconveniant truth, brilliant...

  • honestly it was only after reading that that i rfigured out what he meant lol, i thought it was a film but he meant al gore lol

  • That was the best line in the video.

  • 3:51 rofl

  • wow u didnt make any sence

  • LOL! stuck on the main menu

  • loser...

  • boohoo

  • yay i like cheese

  • OMG ME TOOOOOO!!!

  • HOLY crap, you sound like Tom Green =)

  • rsj do u own a ps3

  • hey use his cheapness against him use dragon sword and jump around a lot and try 2 get some healing items prepare to take damage but play ur cards right and ull get him i got it on my 1st try with help from a friend who sent me tips over xbl but im stuck on the beginning of chap 5 so ur probably better that me and are a victim of this retarded boss cheapness

  • sooooooo its bad on the ps3? .....why?

  • no hes saying to the 360 fanboys its awsome and to the ps3 fanboys it sucks hes just trying to be funny and ninja gaiden 2 is not on the ps3

  • oh i honestly did not know that i got a 360 and i really dont check what games are exclusive on ps3 thank you for telling me ^^

  • your welcome. say would you like to be my friend ill send you a friends request

  • sure

  • "who needs friends when you've got upgrades?"

    words to live by :)

  • yeah, i understand your words. i used my fair share of healing items, too. made that old man staute rich lol

  • most games out now dont require a lot of skill to beat (halo 3?) on the "normal" difficulty, or with help from a lot of friends/older brothers. that's why i admire Team Ninja for making a series of games that test the skill of gamers and prevent some pre-pubescent bitches from calling themselves gamers because they beat CoD4 on easy. As i said, I have no problem playing the Ninja Gaiden Series, i beat Black and beat II at my friends house in 2-3 days. (noo offense intended to your skill.)

  • sorry, i meant a LITTLE TO NO SKILL AT ALL TO BEAT lol have to get my facts straight.

  • Great vid man

  • hmm. Learn how to spell 'douchebag' you dushbag

  • Y'know, the review was ok but you are absolutely terrible at making jokes. Im sorry im not trying to be rude but they aren't funny and your delivery is so bland it sounds like you're reading them off a cue card. Every single one made me groan, especially that 'dog on my head' one. (it doesn't work if your hair is completely normal.)

    Still plenty of people seem to like it so i might just be the minority.

  • Heh most of the people who say horrible things and give thise 1 star,is cos they love the game and wont take a joke about it^^

  • Rofl! "More Gore in it than in The Inconvenient Truth." Brilliant!

  • freat review ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  • the game isn't hard, it just takes more skill than a 10-yr old to play! I have nmo problem with it.

  • this was very entertaining

  • am i supposed to be jewish and/or be a big tool to laugh at his so called jokes?

  • if you dont like ron, GTFO!! y r u here?

  • LOL stuck on the menu screen. Hint: PRESS START

  • More "Gore" than An Inconvenient Truth LMAO.

  • if you play the game, his father DOES NOT get killed by the clan.

  • He does not actually play the games he actually parodies other game reviews

  • Hey give him a break, he has a life, he just likes making parodies about games for fuck sake or is your life that fucking low you have to dis people on youtube? how original.

  • lol birdo getting decapitated...that would be hilarious XD

  • LOL -- Best one in a while!

  • estas bien pendejo, hasta cara de idiota tienes jajaja

  • something about an idiot??

  • you sound like jerry seinfeld

  • Actually Ryu's dad didnt die he got injured

  • right now heres where i get confused that didnt tell me if the game was good or not only that i was a fanboy. lol :D

  • and I'm really sorry for all this but I'm having a very bad day and all my frustration comes out. now go take a bath. gl hf

  • and btw its not a dog but its fecked up hair caused by the lack of non-nerdiness to throw some gel in your straw hair thats making you look like a geek. damn I hate this kind of guys who really are the cause for making people think all people who play games are nerdy. ty and have a good day.

  • Humor wise, you write pretty well (except for that fry tangent) but it needs better delivery. Know anyone who's good at impressions or character playing? Ask the to try to deliver one of your scripts. See how it goes.

  • sense of humor? about as much a sense of humor as ome magic cards nerd or say... Ben Stein?

  • Click 'View all 226 comments' at the bottom of the page and you will see that I was replying to sickhead1795's comment, not my own. What kind of idiot replies to there own comments?!!

  • you suck

  • you're very not funny

  • first was better

  • Both consoles have good points and bad points. PS3 cut corners and screwed up online, xbox's.. Well.. The less said about the melting, the better :P Anyway, personally I prefer the 360, due to the xbox live capability, and it's stability. Hell though, if Sony get the system working, and release some decent games, maybe it would sway my opinion? :)

  • Good, using your 'inside voice' wins inquisitorjwp (cool name!) one cyber cookie! (but be carful, it has sharp pixelie edges) good for you!

    I LOVE constructive criticism! even more then complements (I like NOT fighting thank you)

    I honestly think that there isn't going too be a 'prefect console' any time soon, not anything like the PS2 at least. I still play my PS2 games in my PS2 because the PS3 is an energy whore! (I'm what they call an 'eco-freak') so I can criticize SONY, I just won't.

  • you forgot the fact that the 360 is for the bi-polar gamer,the one thats both social and unsocial at the same time for being on live while ps3 is more for hermits and loners who know how to touch computers in all the right places

  • Raises one eyebrow...

  • Wow your only figuring out that most gamers are not social-butterflies and aren't technophobes NOW!!! Hell your SLOW!!

    Actually my PC has gotten attacked by MICROSOFT viruses so much that it blames me that it is getting a restraining order, so it won't let me feel it up anymore. But that doesn't matter, I was always more of a sony-sexual anyways.

    I'm guessing either you are only into computer games or your completely anti-games. If it's the latter, I pity you.

  • nope,got a PS3 and a 360,thing is i dont like how the 360 made a huge fuss and now since games randomly became "cool" they have shitting games with awesome graphics,you can start pitying since i barely play games now with the whole "being old thing" and well the only computer games i got into was civilization and starcraft,but wait i'm being pitied for not having the time to play? thats weird

  • No I pity people that say games are evil or something stupid like that. I have been a gamer since I was four (really, I have) so I would feel REALLY sorry for someone that hasn't enough time to enjoy games but I wouldn't pity them, pity is for people so stupid that they can't spell 'dictionary' and proceed to look it up in a dictionary. Seriously, the irony is lost on them. Also it's printed ON THE COVER!.

    My mother did this today, proof she is getting old (as in senile).

  • your mom did? thats sad, I'm from Holland and even I know how to spell it xD

  • His dad doesn't die. Just in a grave state and resting up.

    Funny Video tho. :)

  • them fries.. i have the exact same problem :(( 5/5

  • u shyt face tis sux man lamer =.=lll

  • your comment is like a constipated duck, full of crap and barking mad!!!

  • dude i have a ps3 and a xbox 360 and the ps3 sucks balls there is almost nothing 2 do with it it just sits in the corner gathering dust while you wait forever for these cool sounding titles that are taking soo long that you go insane waiting for them and in your insanity you get angry at xbox for being cooler than ur stupid ps3 and u wait and wait and wait then your game still is not out you really wish you had a wii or an xbox because you would have something to do so you say ps3 is better.

  • just because ur jealous so u want others tofeel the same

  • It was a JOKE!! Don't get your panties in a knot!

    And thats VERY cool sounding titles, Mister 'I think my OPINION is more important than the entire world'.

    I spent a whole year saving for my PS3 and I'll love the living shit out of it if I want to.

    I will admit, SONY did screw up on it. They cut corners and we have to pay the price.

    So if I'm a decent enough person to criticize the console I LOVE then the least you can do is admit the 360 has some flaws too.

    *cough* melting CPUs *cough*

  • Last time I checked, consoles don't have balls to suck.

    I have a nice bit of info for you; SONY and Nintendo are the company, SEGA too. And the Wii is a glorified party game (no offense, but I don't have many (any) friends to play with so no point in getting it)

    Because of SONY's screw-ups I can't go online with my PS3 (only have mobile broadband and that won't work with PS3's) So I DEFINITELY have a reason to criticize them!!!

  • Don't you mean "SONY and Nintendo are the same company"? I knew that already but it is a little known fact.

    A demo 360 at the Game Developer Conference earlier this year got the 'red ring of death'!. That was an A GRADE MACHINE (as close to perfect in any electronic) and it failed because MICROSOFT screwed up! Also a 360 got the Blue Screen of Death during the presentation of Forza Motorsport at the CeBIT computer fair in Hannover in March 2005.

  • Tomato sauce is EVIL!!!

    YAY! for making fun of 360 games!!. Yes, I am a SONY fangirl (hides under flame-proof blanket)

    In other news: All gamers are nerds, especially xbox fanboys! I SHALL THROW EVIL KECTUP AT YOU ALL!!! MUHWAHWAHWAH!!!!!!!!! OH NO! BRAIN FRIES!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO. I'm and xbox fanboy and I find that funny.

  • THANK GOD you have a sense of humor, my flame-proof blanket was starting to get holes burnt into it and I thought I might have to run to the bomb shelter AGAIN!! and I don't like running! Exercise is EVIL!!!

    I'll give you a cyber cookie as well but I'm starting to run out, and no cookies makes my Nintendogs cry!!! and you don't want to see pixie fru-fru cry!

  • wtf? "exercise is evil!!!" sooo...ur fat? wtf? dude games are cool but if you find outdoor stuff evil u really need to get off ur ass

  • I WAS JOKING! And I am actually underweight... even though I live off junk-food, I'm just lucky I guess.

  • hahahahahahaha

    this guy killed me!

    hahahaha!

    He even pronounced "gaiden" wrong!

  • lol you reind me of Jerry Seinfeld

  • ur accent is the shitest ive ever heard

  • lol you are funny!

  • its GUYden not GAYden!! this guy cracks me up, wot a nerd!!!

  • PARODY!

  • this guys such a wasteman XD hahahaha but kinda jokes

  • first of all bro new material

  • being ignorant means that you lack knowledge. what knowledge that i was saying was in lack? everything i said was true..everything you said in your "comment as a joke" was iggnorant.. saying were pazies for less murders... thats the definition of ignorant if you ask me.. id like you to quotes somthing ive said that was ignorant.. besides the obvious insults i may have said in order to get a heated rebuttal outta ppl

  • Ok ill try to answer all your questions. I already apologized for my Canadian comments. Its a stereotype by the way you use it, your like oh all of America is full of crime which is , guess what, stereotypical. How you just started Ranting about America is ignorant because you were purposely making stereotypical comments. As I had already said I am ashamed of BOTH of our ignorance. As well you just looked up ignorant didnt you.

  • how is a sterotype ifs its true.. a sterotype is like saying oh all brown people are terroists.. which is NOT true.. me saying that america has more crime rate is not dude. at all.. maybe u took it the wrong way..all my comments are TRUE. making them not ignorant.. lol no i kno what the word ignorant means.. haha

  • Ok wow you know what the definition of Ignorance is but you do not know how to use it... I am tired of your "I am not ignorant" slander, you are bashing America in an Unintelligent way making what you say IGNORANT... and yes its a stereotype because how you speak of America as a whole, is like oh America is full of crime which is a STEREOTYPE cause in fact , here it comes, ITS NOT. it may have crime but ,GUESS WHAT, not everywhere!

  • Your not understanding.. you used and i quote "less crime rate" as to say Ha Canada is not a bunch of murdering fucks..... Your Inability to understand is annoying me.

  • were not a bunch of murdering fucks? detroit is the murder capital of the states right? toronto is right across from det with less than half the deaths in det.. i never said theres no murders i said canada has less..nothing more nothing less.. you read way to into things.. im keeping it simplistic.. dont try and make into the matrix 3 all complex and confusing.. it is what it is... he cussed me cuz im canadian.. my countrys general stats are better .. were not perfect.. but better in my opionin

  • no I SAID.. CANADA HAS A LESS CRIME RATE. so yea that means america in whole.. i never once said that in every city.. theres a high crime rate.. and wheh comparing canada to the usa.. of course i have to use it as a whole.. thats IGNORANT TO ME that u cant see what im saying..maybe its in aan "unintelligent way" 2 u.. doesnt change the fact that my facts are true..its not bashing if its true.. dont u get that.. fuck me

  • lol Did you just say and i quote "fuck me"?

  • yea its an expression meaning.. i cant belive this is happening.. have u never herd somone say.. fuck me this is bullshit! or maybe us canadians swear more hey?

  • Hey its been great arguing with you, but sadly our rants must end for I have to go. But i hope you have a WONDERFUL life and though our views may differ I do not in any way ( other than for your grammar) do i hate you. Oh and by the way a statement and or word can mean one thing and imply another. As well using Grammar makes you look less like an idiot I suggest you try. That is all and good night.

  • o dont worry i will find you on youtube again.. and i will spark another arguement.. (i work night shift so i have alot time in case ur thinking get a life) no i like using slang and spelling shit wrong or w.e is just tpying speed errors.. i dont need to type proper.. my actual overall knowlegde is all i need.. peace out kingDumb

  • I was not thinking get a life i just like saying have a wonderful life when i say good bye. Well ill look forward to another argument.

    Peace..

  • America has over 50 states, I doubt they all have major crime rates. But to me when a country lets its people buy guns to kill each other with then its your own fault.

  • OVER 50 wow last i checked it was 50

  • Jst be happy I actually put the 50 in there! :)

  • i aslo never said"oh all of america is full of crime" i said "canada has a lesser crime rate" ur taking my words outta context.. and i was not reffering to america being ignorant.. i was reffering to the specific individual that i was confering with

  • And just to Clear my name, Canada is a great nation I am proud that the United States of America shares a border with it. Plus the only reason I continued this childish argument was for my pure entertainment, honestly I just like to argue thats my little sin of a hobby. Yet I find no pride in what I had said about Canada earlier that was ignorant, and I am sorry, yet you are an ignorant person. As they say "Fight fire with fire".

  • im not offended.. thats the whole reason people from the states are hated.. they are far way to patroitic.. and rant about people who are from canada.. which is how this whole arguement started cuz a guy saw i was from canada.. and i dont care about my grammer im just typing as fast as i can in slang.. not an essay for my collage professer..i agree i like to agrue to.. alot.. i dont belive im ignorant. or unintellectual.. at all..how is less crime and murder sterotypes tho?

  • Yeah well sure you have national health care but look at how much you pay for literature. god damn i want to read not smuther myself with moose syrup.

  • How can you take the mick out of this guy? For one, hes not serious, its his take on how a lot of game reviewers talk a lot of crap about a lot of games. And if you're not that impressed with it then don't watch.

  • for all the haters,

    Go jump off a bridge

    KTHNXBAI?

  • stop pirating games you piece of shit.

  • ROFL more gore than the inconvient truth

  • what the hells with you and Birdo? and um wasn't Birdo a boy actually?

  • no, birdo was a boy in marios dream, since (SPOILER ALERT) at the ends of super mario 3, u find out its marios dream

  • what the fuck u nerd get a fucking life dog hair

  • Another jealous loser.

  • ninga gaiden rocks yall r gay

  • ROFL THIS MADE ME PISS MYSELF!!!! btw i actually fuckin love this game, i got it a few days ago n havnt stopped playing it but some of the comments he made were fuckin hilarious.

  • u got some stupid corny jokes ur dumb fukc

  • You have some stupid insults, not to mention the irnony in you calling him "dumb fukc"

  • what are you some bum budddy.. do u come on here to defend this idoit.. this guys fucking comedy wouldnt make a 4 year laugh.. its stupid.. and your stupid u fucking dumb fukc.. and hey guess what i spelt it like that on purpose.. to show that im on his level of speech which is ..RETARD.. kinda like u fucking fairy faget bitch

  • this guy has probobly done more with his life than u ever will.  u live in fucking canada. noone likes canada. so do u live in the basement of ur grandmas igloo or sumthin?

  • omfg lmao.. ur sooo stupid.. wow.. thats a riot.. first off.. this guy has done more in his life than i ever will??? buy posting stupid game reviews.. i dont think so.. no one likes canada???? if u knew anything ud kno everyone likes canada.. and everyone hates the states.. go outside the states and maybe ud kno that.. live in an igloo.. i dont even have to cuss u.. ur stupidy makes ur own comments make u look bad hahaha.. stupid bitch

  • and that nonsensical shit you just spewed lets the entire world know that you have no right to insult anyone else's intelligence.

  • shut the fuck up.. you STUPID FUCK.. im smarter than all 3 or 4 of you dick riding fagets put together

  • yet an other ironic statement. its spelled FAGOT, fagot

  • well im glad u came to ur senses about canada.. i dont just bash hiim for my own good.. i think hes shit is immature.. im entitled to my own opionion.. and he can "try and entertain anyone" im in computer science.. so does that make him better than me? cuz hes trying.. i dont think so..and i dont care about my spelling im using slang and just typing as fast as i can.. not typing a fucking essay for my collage professer

  • u must be soooooo much smarter than me to hit arrows on time huh?

  • @achillesninja

    No, I'm smarter than you because I can actually make sense and spell words correctly.

  • well hes actually trying to do something by entertaining some people while u just bash him for ur own good because u think hes an idiot. and yeah i know almost nothing about canada except that it gets cold sometimes and a lot of the world doesnt like us so i take that back. also i like maple syrup

  • Well he clearly is funny and people like him alot more then you as he has over a 1000 subscribers,

    Everyone hates canada man, i live in england and i know that.

    Just shut up and stopping tryin to insult us with your embarrasin attempts of insults.

  • hah true

  • who gives a crap about the story its all about the fighting...i mean if u dont like the fighting in this game...ur gay..just like this gay nerdy kid...and thats pretty gay. i have never seen a hardcore nerd gamer try 2 act funny.hah like he knows how 2 unhook a bra

  • i laughed a lot man. nice review

  • Dude ur gay!

  • This game looks kick-a**! I wish it would come out for the PC...

  • I got this game a few days ago and it sucks. Don't get it...trust me go get Ninja Gaiden 1!

  • the game is amazing what the fuck is you deal

  • i got this for free XD

  • i got ur mom for free!!! hah jk

  • i tell you about canada.. were just like the states.. with LESS murder.. LESS crime..FREE HEALTH CARE.. LESS DEBT.. ALOT OF OIL .. A HIGHER EDUCATION SYSTEM.. i mean in our schools they teach us canadian AND american history.. the states obviously doesnt.. theres a reason were so liked and you guys arnt.

  • Lol Less murder because canadians are to panzy to kill... less crime like wise.... free health care is actually a plus good job canada... a higher education system? um sure ok.... you learn amecican history and WORLD history.. SO the states obviously do... and sure we may be unliked but honestly can you tell yourself canada is better and actually have faith in your words. Ha trick question faith is believing in something with no fact Ha get it?

  • WE i meant we learn american history and world history and RON ROCKS

  • oh really .. then tell me one thing you know about canada.. cuz i can name all the states off by heart.. can u name all the provinces.... even if you know what a province is.. yea didnt think so.. maybe u SHOULD TELL ME.. whats so much better about the states.. cuz pretty much EVERY country in the world dont like them..

  • your calling me dumb? Your ranting because you want to act like you know more than someone, which is just plain ignorant. And yes I know what provinces are. And honestly I was only kidding, Canada is great I have been there the Scenery is really nice.

  • ya i am.. your contradicting yourself.. you call us pansies.. for less crime and murder .. but now your just kidding??? why dont you make up your mind..and no im ranting because he TOLD ME he knew nothing about canada so i told him the facts.. and not to cuss it if he actually knew them.. kinda like you..

  • By the way I am sorry if i offended you in any way I am not a mean hateful person that makes fun of other people and or nations just because I can. As well every comment you have stated on the United States of America have been based on stereotypes which are neither clever nor Accurate. By the way I find myself to be a very intelligent person and I am proud to be an American. As well your grammar is terrible, which is really ironic.

  • less murder cuz were panzies? lol ok im not even gonna reply to that one.. less crime is cuz we have less poverty and less drugs..doesnt make us pansies u retard.. it makes us better.. yea our system is higher, its a fact .. american schools are easier..way eaiser.. i kno canada is better..not to mention your econmy is downhill.. our dollar is worth more than urs..only thing better about the states is the weather.. ur name has the word dumb in it for a reason.. come with facts next time .. bitch

  • You like Ninja GAIden because u r GAI

  • stick it to the man!

  • lol, very funny

  • sorry but nobody get mad at me but its not called ninja gayden its ninja gaiden(gaiden with and i)