Video 1 - Dear Discovery Institute - please DMCA this video

[venomfanex]

Broccoli tastes like gerbils, so there we have it creatards the world over, irrefutable evidence that your mother smoked too much cauliflower while pregnant with you.

[MuteAtheist]

I did actually. Freaked me right the fuck out is what it did.

[debnadaviebna]

We have heard this a million times already, only with different animals/vegetables. My sister can't produce my offspring. Please, why won't the Taliban do an attack on the discovery institute

[62netty]

Stjupid evilutionist! Of course not! That broccoli you showed was male!

Males don't give birth, even Baby Jesus' mama was female. Virgin, but female.

Gotcha, atheist! We're not all homeskooled idiots. Some of us know that only females have babies. And if God wanted a female broccoli to have a gerbil, he could let that happen in the blink of an eye.

Which is another good reason to teach "abstinence only" to teenage girls.

What if He'd let your sister give birth to a gerbil, just to show off?

[dusparr]

yes I have seen brocoli give birth to gerbil

[Hufflewaffle]

gerbils are way tastier than broccoli

[dhaddox]

You can do anything a zombocom.

[ProfoundReality2]

OMG. This HAS to be a poe. NOBODY is this stupid.

[sol3a1]

I told you it's early.

"Broccoli has never given birth to a gerbil, but I but Luskin's ass has" should read:

Broccoli has never given birth to a gerbil, but I'll put money on that Luskin's ass has

[sol3a1]

This will be crass, sophomoric and wrong but what the hell. It's early and I'm not well disposed to the Disco Tute.

Broccoli has never given birth to a gerbil, but I but Luskin's ass has.

[agroundhere]

I'm really, really thinking that this is a parody of those fundie loons. I say this with the admittedly blind faith that, even they, cannot be this stupid. Be advised, I have been wrong before.

[azmanabdula]

we made broccoli from wild cabbage ......

[csmith0191]

Wow. Just... wow. Has anyone from the Discovery Institute ever passed 4th grade science? Or if they're from Texas, 10th grade science?

[max2right]

Clearly the discovery institute need to discover education.

[TheScandinavianOne]

Disregarding the Broccoli and gerbil for a moment: Creationists think that males give birth? That would explain a lot...

[winterstellar]

Hahaa! That person sounds like a grown-up, and not a three-year old who doesn't even understand speciation! That was weird to listen to, a grown-ups voice and the brain of a baby! Wow!: )

[xxxxkimoxxxx]

That just about sums up the discovery institutes argument for creationism.

[1RadicalOne]

I recognize Freedom0f5peech's voice. So the attempt at convincing parody kind of failed for me. ;)

[snaboofypopable]

holy cow...awesome birthing sound effects! nice

[JanusChristIsRisen]

LIES!!! I have gerbil making broccoli plant in my house right now!

[shadownor]

Nope I never saw broccoli give birth to girbils, but I did see psilocybe cubensis give birth to flying crystaline serpents once.

[ailidhe]

I suddenly feel the urge to kill gerbils with broccoli, or the other way around.

[phizzyphizzy]

Sorry, is this actually a Discovery Institute video?

[lunabirdie]

completely Stupid!!

[INCASEOF3M3RG3NCY]

O_O *innocence raped*

[adzug]

well that was both funny and very disturbing

[omegaheartless]

No but there have been men who have given birth to gerbils...from their arse....and, HEY i think they're all working at the discovery institute.

[gr8malboski]

roflmao

[TheMightySwe]

@RazielKain Is there any serious creationist videos?

[gregrutz]

@TheMightySwe  No, they can't find any evidence. LOL

[TheMightySwe]

I have never seen a broccoli with legs ether, but god obviously works in mysterious ways! ;)

[jimbob3332]

Well, now I can say that I HAVE seen broccoli give birth to a gerbil.

[BusinessIDBAI]

No wonder they DMCA'd this, its embarrassing. If you look at their counter to the youtube challenge, Casey rambles on endlessly while stating like an emo-kid, "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS US!"

[genobahamut1337]

What the heck?! LOL!

Is the discovery institute serious? XD

[hobbitsarecool]

it is satire.

[kenandkids]

well... there was this time when I stayed up for a week on meth...but...I'm pretty sure it was cauliflower giving birth to hamsters...and then... this one time at bandcamp...

[deemo665]

This video is fake. That broccoli is obviously male. Everybody knows that male organisms do not give birth.

[sfmike20]

I don't know, I have seen some vegetables morph into animals while on LSD a few times. Seems reasonable to me, lol.

cough, sarcasm, cough, cough.

[excandersham]

this cant be a serious video please

[RazielKain]

Please tell us this video is fake .... This can't seriously be a creationist video Oo

[capnjonas]

Well, six months gone by, & it hasn't been DCMA'd yet.

I guess the Disc. Inst. is afraid of DPRJones.

I just wish he'd do something about YouTube deleting AMV videos over music copyright!

[sprintmiles]

Of course no one has ever seen broccoli give birth to a Gerbil as it is well known Gerbils are descendants of carrots.

[ReyotaMabiEU]

@sprintmiles and carrots are the descendants of Jesus

[ViralMessiah]

i've never seen broccoli give birth to a gerbil,but i think i saw a gerbil give birth to broccoli once...or a really bumpy green poop....i'm not totally sure

[jasonoatmeal]

OMG i have never seen anything so funny

[allan3141]

What a waste of time.

[knineu02]

I almost stopped watching half way through. I'm glad I watched to the end. I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes! Nicely done!

[asseeninYOURDREAMS]

first was peanutbutter then broccoli .. what's next?

[fakeham]

You don't seem to realize the seriousness of this stupidity, people actually believe this shit. Humanity, you have failed

[ColombianGamecube]

For the first time in months I literally lol'd at something on the internet.

[whitenerd108]

I can't believe this is real. PHAIL of EPIC proportions!

[hobbitsarecool]

what if I have? Does that mean that there is something wrong with my drinking water? Maybe it is the fluoride? Damn commies.

[momentofsciencetx]

If you don't believe in creationism you should come over and see what I created in my toilet.

[VolatileReaction]

That is by far the weirdest birthing noise I have ever heard.

[DrivinWest]

HOLY SHIT. I was waiting for the argument and then... Gebril! Hilarious!

[Orthrus]

So THAT's where babies come from!

[moronstudios]

I laughed so hard

[MyHeresy]

This video made me so much laugh :D

Discovery Institute is worse than the childrengarden.

[heathdwatts]

The Discovery Institute is filled with mentally challenged and delusional individuals. It is too bad that Reagan closed so many mental institutions, because the Discovery Institute's staff should be hospitalized.

[shadowcnidarian]

It's funny because it's true.

[ryangannon]

Ok, why would a broccoli-man, aside from the fact that males don't give birth and accepting that such a thing was possible, give birth to an ADULT gerbil?

Also, just as a point of clarification, is this a real DI video or is this the atheist propaganda they talk about? Sorry, I just have a really hard time believing that people so intent on having the entire world believe them would produce something as farcical and devoid of any understanding of the opposition's view.

[dondondodo]

yes, i have seen "this". where? 1:18 onwards.

[asseeninYOURDREAMS]

i would imagine it'd take a LSD overdose and a veggietales movie..

[TheHatefulDead]

The absolute genius of these vids are shown in the comments. Whether the confusion was intentional or not, the comments show that ppl have become so accustomed to the idiocy that the DI (and others) pass off as "evidence" and "RESEARCH", many are unclear as to whether this is parody...

or the latest milestone in Intelligent Design Research!

[TheHatefulDead]

I Fuckin' ROLL Everytime I Watch This!!!

[swingdwarf]

OK. That might be the most shockingly stupid thing to try and refute common ancestors, ever. Even worse than Kirk Cameron's "Crocoduck."

I didn't think they had it in them, but apparently, they just keep on squeezin' 'em out.

[korwinblue]

All I can say is 'wow.' I have never seen a video to where I'm at a loss for words. This didn't even make me laugh, it just shocked me into disbelief that such a video could be made. Wooooow...

[Baranius1]

Are thsese guys in DI serious or they are joking like that?

[Kentohn]

Usually, when you eat something, it has a chance to digest before exiting your GI tract......apparently the Broccoli-dude, has a "little" too much fiber in his diet.

[mimo92]

Is this... sarcastic? I'm choosing to believe it is.

Broccoli does not "give birth." That would require a uterus. Men don't give birth either, despite what fanfic says. A man-broccoli hybrid would never give birth to anything.

[TheObservantOutsider]

"Have you ever seen...THIS?"

...Well, NOW I have.

[puppetMattster]

No, that's definately a first for me.

RAWFULMAOW!

[amoxtlacatl]

I told you you shouldn't eat that gerbil, Brocoli Man!!!!!

[DownloadPranks]

lolllllllllllllllll

[capnjonas]

Gerbil EATS brocolli, it don't FCUK it!

Brocolli man did that cause Mr Slave stuck the gerbil up his A hole1

Ohhhhhh Jezus!

[practicalmagic9]

(technically, wouldn't the baby gerbil be pink and hairless?)

:) funny and weird vid, man! however, i have known one or two people who are vegetables, does THAT count?

[TheOriginalJoeBloggs]

No . . ones a plant the others an animal

[CathakCreos]

My god... this is the stupidest argument ever.  It would only ever hold water towards disproving evolution against someone who had no edjucation at all on the subject.

That said... that was pretty funny... sad, but very funny

[BIGgourami]

there's no J in education

sorry, just thought it was ironic

[CDRaccoon]

1:20 ... ... ... ... Muhahahahahaha!!! lol that is SO FREAKY, and yet SO FUNNY! im actually crying and laughing at the same time, LAWL!

[religionOFFENDSme]

Does a gerbil eating broccoli then shitting out baby broccoli count? If it does then NO Ive never seen that... seriously, never... not even last weekend when I ate those shrooms n smoked some purple urple bud!

[nhmllr725]

i once saw brocolli give birth to a gebil

i was high, though...

[muranziel]

I wish DI would have a open discussion channel here on youtube so that I could ask them a question.

[shadowcnidarian]

I know this is supposed to be funny, and it is, but you haven't met many fundies if you think these arguments are too absurd for them.

[BoneySkylord]

I once saw a potato that looked a bit like a dog. Does that count?

[hamalinzor]

I haven't seen it, but I wouldn't be surprised if I saw somebody from the Discovery Institute do that to a poor, defenseless gerbil.

[04carrolld]

i have sean a broccoli give birth to a gerbil thumb me up if u have too

[Leehofooks]

That last 30 seconds was terrible.

[slither42]

lolz

[mrsjinx]

I've thought about it and no.

But after watching this, I expect to see broccoli give birth to creationists.

[themanwhoknew]

They're telling us to really think about it.

Maybe they should take their own advice.

[Un0riginalAlias]

I see broccoli giving birth to gerbils on a daily basis!

[Hereticbooks]

...me too...of course I eat magic mushrooms on my pizza daily.

[Shavarnarak]

Its a good thing this is a parody video.

If it was a real one then I'd have to point out broccoli was bred from cabbage.

[gammaray152]

dude... WTF! Who ever made this video CANNOT possibly be classified as an Intelligent Human Being (or any intelligent life form for that matter)... being so dumb in the Age of Computers and Internet should be illegal with a hefty jailtime penalty. Their stupidity is simply jawdropping.

I lost my faith in humanity

[Brianswers]

Or it's a parody vid making fun of ID..

no really. It's a parody. See DPRJones video prior to this. He explains it.

[adafuns]

is......is this comedic or an actual video from the discovery institute? i want to say its a joke but ive been surprised before by the level of stupid some creationist have.

[generaleskimo]

Think! Think! Think about it!

[soundscapenyc]

don't be ridiculous!!! everybody knows that only a FEMALE broccoli can give birth to gerbils.

[fatmanprime]

Yes, but technically males can do the same trick on Thursdays, as long as there is a half moon.

[bluecollarcanuck]

(If the church goofballs aren't bad enough for ya, just think- if they don't get ya, then some corporate scientist will soon find a way to engineer reproduction between animals & vegetables! )

I haven't seen broccoli do that, but I've seen the Pope leaking shit from his ears...

[IhaveNoCreativity]

I was eating steamed broccoli (and rice, and other stuff) when I was watching this.

Safe to say I kinda lost my appetite after 1:20

[Naobi891]

also I've seen a mechanical Rhinoceros give birth to a man... in a movie

[Thothsglyphs]

Ace Ventura reference?

[Naobi891]

yup yup

[Naobi891]

I've seen a well-done steak give birth to a hippo! hahaha

[xxxFaustusxxx]

lol

[bloodyrediron]

I once saw a woman "give birth" to a gerbil, I don't talk to her any more.

[FreedomLiberty21]

hello friends, be kind and share this video with the real Discovery Institute

Just click SHARE and put DiscoveryInstitute in TO section, then put your own message about how awesome this video is in the MESSAGE section and send it.

Share the love.

[janeyanna]

Lol, this is classy.

[m0ufin]

I'd be scared if any Broccoli gave birth. O_O

[jbz3]

How about engaging in sexual reproduction?

[joegocal]

lol

[Estradt1]

1:20

Bah! That'll teach me to eat while watching Youtube videos...

[SEF6519]

AHAHAHAHAHA xDDD

[dwoclan]

... Broccoli isn't supposed to give birth to gerbils? O fuck SOMEONE GET THE GUNS!

[Leeroy002]

NAY, Cannons!

This means war!

[NichtDieseTone]

A rat crawled out of my freezer last night.

But I only ever had broccoli in my freezer!

Halleluja!

[DoomCatcher]

wtf is this shit about fuck of

[ThetaOmega]

I'm confused... is this an actual DI video, or has someone put the DI logo on the beginning and end?

[IamOutOfNames]

@ThetaOmega:

Considering all the stupid things I've heard from creationists, I was ready to call for Poe's law. Then I saw the "File description: Satire" in Megaupload.

IDiots are innocent here. Well, they did deserve this...

[ThetaOmega]

I knew it was satire, even IDers aren't this stupid. I was just wondering if someone put the DI logo on the beginning and end, looks like someone did.

[IamOutOfNames]

LOL, I wasn't sure at first, I've seen dumber shit been posted.

Someone said that these are all from one channel that got suspended or something because Discovery loons started flagging these.

Not sure myself...

[enigmatically]

...and people argue with me that DI has a valid claim...

I hate DI as much as the rest of you, but the videos can easily be construed as misleading from a legal standpoint.

Perhaps DMCA isn't the right legal approach for filing such claims, but they do have a valid legal claim whether people want to hear about it or not.

You are not protected under parody law unless it is blatently obvious that is is a parody, not all the vids are.

Just like if Onion News Network was using CNN as their name.

[Weirdo1k]

I hope those in the Discovery Institute gets whats coming to them. Bunch of slimy hypocrites who can't even fathom people living their lives based on (Oh-oh, cover your eyes good little christian kiddies! What your about to read is blasphemous) REASON and LOGIC!

Hilarious video! Good job to the guy who made it! The third time he says broccoli sounds pretty sexy!

[666daedsidog]

Wow the end sounded exactly like the poo I had not 20mins ago.

But Im convinced. I no longer believe in evolution.

[Oceansoul343]

I wish I could take a crap that looks like a gerbil, like the hero Broccoli Man!

[haworthluke]

nuumptyies

[sahardoom]

Is this video real or did someone just made fun of DI?

Please tell me they can`t be THIS STUPID!

I know that ID from DI ( cool ) is crap filled lies but this level of stupidity is too much even for their level of IDiocy.

[CALABRODIE]

No but would you like your arse to give birth to my foot ,get out of here ya nutter!

[Surhotchaperchlorome]

It's official: I'll never look at broccoli the same way ever again. XD

[Surhotchaperchlorome]

This is fucking hilarious. XD

I watched this video on my computer about half a dozen times in the last twelve hours.

[AlfaYedakaDonati]

JEEEESUS it all makes sense now!OH FUKC i just ate broccoli yesterday!

[Darklust413]

Poe's law is in effect and working in full force.

The fact that some people can actually think this is a good point just baffles me. The actual videos produced by ID rely on people to lack enough knowledge to know any better.

[magottyk]

Lame... Everyone knows its spinach that gives birth to gerbils 1 star

[blues260]

i hope that the discovery institute DMCA this video or the others..

It would be awesome if DPR sues them and wins :)

[JamesCalico]

LMAO

[david3newman]

wow. the sad thing is.. this is DI's argument agains tevolution...

[dangerouswhenwet4]

That is brilliant.

[traxdata2k]

Wtf? Hahahaha that is horrible and complete nonsense!

[monkymeet]

This is so surreal and awesome.

[freedom0f5peech]

GUYS - It's a satire, and DI didn't like it, so they DMCA'd it illegally. Make sense now?

[stonehartfloydfan]

Humanity is doomed if these guys get their way. The level of stupid here is beyond the pale!

[zumbrella927]

Okay. I've seriously thought about it.  I've come to the conclusion that THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE ARE A BUNCH OF RUTTING MORONS!!

[Skaryon]

I congratulate you on that.

[allinsman]

Is this a seriously ment video??

[Finlandperkele]

this..... is a serious video from the discovery shitface?

[muranziel]

That was so stupid it makes me laugh.

[JoanMichele]

I can't tell if this is satire or if someone actually tried to use this as an argument in earnest against evolution.

[EndlessVoids]

What the hell are all these videos?! I'm sooo confused.

[CB563]

And if you try to tell a creationist that broccoli is really a cabbage that was artificially selected for certain traits, they think you're even more nuts.

[jjmblue7]

The amazingly entertaining parody combined with overhwelming gerbal cuteness...this guy knows how to please an audience.

[penvsword]

where is hunter s. thompson when you need him.....I bet he saw it happen.

[Cnidarious]

i never realized how much Broccoli looks like a green dendronepthea until now..

[Shrinkynuts]

Who the fuck are they refuting? Who says that broccolli 'makes' gerbils? Fucking straw man.

[balurker]

On reflection, it seems quite possible that someone at the Discovery Institute filed DMCAs on these videos not just to be petty and harrassing, but because he/she honestly thought the videos were actually the DI's material... that he/she didn't recognize them as parodies!

Priceless.

[balurker]

Wow. Just wow. That was beyond shallow.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually expected more from the Discovery Institute. Absolutely pathetic.

[balurker]

My mistake. I hadn't watched the previous video in this series explaining that this is a parody of the Discovery Institute. Whew!

(Of course it's sad that you sometimes can't tell the parody from the real thing.)

[sessiz10000]

@enigmatically-

I don't think that you understand that the discovery institute doesn't own or have any claim to anything within this video hence making the filing illegal.

[theshredator]

Well, now I have.

[tuseroni]

this made me hungry for broccoli...least til that last bit...

[whovian1971]

How about broccoli giving birth to a duck? Broco-duck!

[mnewf2002]

Ummm....Brocoli doesnt give birth lol

[Ansonidak]

Actually I have seen broccoli become a gerbil but that was many years ago and I don't think they make drugs that good any more.

[WesByNorthWest]

Why yes, yes I have.

[homer8777]

Never ate broccoli.....i've eaten like seven gerbils though.

[nuttyrat]

OMG HAHAHAHH!! that was the best!! :D

[dangerouslytalented]

mmmm delicious broccoli gerbil.

[LastOptionPils]

"Have you ever seen broccoli give birth to a gerbil?"

Actually yes, they have everything in Thailand.