[Scrubs] - Dr. Cox Rant - Things I Don't Care About

[SpeedyEric1]

I got this sucker memorized years ago.

[Robbinio2]

How Dare He!? . . . . Hugh Jackman is Wolverine ¬_¬

[Crestfallen86]

and hugh jackman.

[WoodenStag]

Bookmarked.

FTW.

[zoroarkkid]

@WoodenStag what does ftw actually mean is it fu*k the what

[NazDaq444]

cox seems like the kind of guy that would be all over hi def tv

[TheWWEStagesMan]

Everything everything every every every every every every thing ....... oh and Hugh Jackman

[bigpmp883]

Does anyone know exactly why he hates Hugh Jackman so much? Hes Wolverine!

[xxgazegirlxx]

Hugh Jackmans Wolverine o.o ..... how dare he >.>

[Chrxxx9639]

Can i get a print out of this im trying to memorize it



[Patriots09ist]

@Chrxxx9639 low card diets, Michael moore, the Republican national convention, Kabaala and all Kabaala related products, hi def tvs the bush daughters, the oc, the un, recycling, getting punked, Danny Gans, the latin grammys, the real grammys, Jeff that wiggle who sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything that

[Patriots09ist]

@Chrxxx9639 exists, past present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh and Hugh Jackman.

[TKKreed]

@Patriots09ist But Hugh Jackmans Wolverine! :)

[Mausiknutscha]

i saw it today in germany! :D

[joshTHFRO]

xD did I hear "getting punk'd" in there?....I'm pretty sure Zach Braff got punk'd right before or after this...

[thingsicareaslittlea]

3 people are hugh jackman fans

[Smiler93]

So the moral is Dr Cox doesn't care about anything. :|

[MCB400100]

@Smiler93 No things he cares more about than JD-Cox last week together.

[SirBlaziken]

Why does Dr. Cox hate Hugh Jackman? He's Wolverine and he safety danced in an ice tea ad! We can dance if we want to...

[MrSw3rls]

how can doctor cox not care about high def TV ?!? :O

[krebskandidat]

Haha, activate the youtube subtitle thing and watch the result.

[gof666]

errr...

sorry, dr. Cox...

esqueeze me, WHAT?

[flacofran]

Love the way he looks, before he start ranting... Like putting all the shit together in a milisecond...

[sonicspeedx13]

love how the actor of Cox can pull off so many looks while talking or just standing there.

[ninjabastard2]

0:02 - 0:05 i laughed my ass off

[ninjabastard2]

i spend alot of my time trying to say "everything, everything, everything" as fast as dr cox does. p.s. i like how he doesn't pronounce dimensions properly, instead he says "jinensions"

[speedbuggy]

And Hugh Jackman.

[bigvalbowski100]

one of the great dickheads in american history, john c. mcginley

[CelesteStorywriter]

@bigvalbowski100 And we love him for it. Well, actually, he's actor's a really nice guy; he just seems to play assfaces most of the time. XD

[hannahfannahXOXO]

"Oh, and Hugh Jackman."

"Hugh Jackman's Wolverine! How dare he!"

[toovann]

... so he didn't count Hugh Jackman into "everything everything everything everything everything everything etc etc..."?

[joshbarker1992]

oh and HUGH JACKMAN!

[ferretr55]

this show wouldnt be funny withoud Cox......or the todd

[cab63868386]

LOFL "dgi-mentions"



[3damnthis]

hahahah!! I can't get enough of Cox or Chandler!

[RatsMyHeart]

"Everythingeverythingeverythin­geverything everyka-- everything that EXISTS!"

[DynastyLuminous46]

Ever notice how Cox and God both exist out of 3 letters, and the O in the center?

Can't be a coincidence XD.

[littlecrazyneko411]

I love how he mentions Punk'd in his rant, since the actor who plays JD did get Punk'd! XD

[dzihouchan]

I really need headphones, stupid college won't play the sound ;/

[powerbolt09]

LOL that depends doe BLAHA mean confused and incredibly annoyed?

[RAch711baby]

why does he hate hugh jackman so much? don't get me wrong i'm not a fan of him either. I wonder what hugh jackman thinks about this?

[ThisIsNoise25]

@RAch711baby It's more of an inside joke with the actor who plays cox. He said in an interview that he likes Hugh Jackman and he is jealous of him.

[RAch711baby]

@ThisIsNoise25

hahhahahahh!!! No way!! I didn't know hahah! thats so great

[hypnodance]

"But Hugh Jackman's Wolverine!"

Funniest part. :)

[partygirl209]

whats the matter with Huge Jackman?!?!?

[naenaebin]

Oh, and Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman's wolverine... how dare he?

[ToxicCox]

okay, its in german a bit funnier

[Lilarcors]

I love how he escalate with "Everything". Its nice.

[admmelonhead]

Team Fortress 2

[mrkoppelkom]

i love how so many people ask what episode this is lol

[DoctorCoxx]

@mrkoppelkom I don't.. :P

[5ol1dsn4ke]

@DoctorCoxx then write it in the description in the future ;)

[slayaboi69]

"Hughe Jackman is wolverine..." hahahahahahahahhah funny

[Sandown38]

best one of dr cox rants

[valdemarerbarenedere]

hugh jackmans wolverine .. how dare he

[sk8er5000]

oh, and Hugh Jackman XD

[AMVlurver]

I agree with JD! HOW DARE HE!

[BellaChloe3]

And this is why Dr. Cox rocks.

[DanielleTisdale]

i just spent the last 4 hours memorizing and reciting this rant.

yes i have no life i realize that. :)

[epicfail0077]

@DanielleTisdale Lol mate that's brilliant

[Dingylon123]

"Things I care as little about as our last week together" ... "everything that exists" ...Dr Cox cares about their last week together as much as he cares about everything that exists...which isn't really an insult is it? It's almost a compliment :D.

[DanielleTisdale]

@Dingylon123 he's not complimenting at all. he says "care as little about" which means does not give a flying rats ass. :)

[xCLUD]

I love dr Cox :3

[mileyang34]

what season is this from

[DoctorCoxx]

@mileyang34 Dude read the description..

You dont even have to press more info..

[boiledelephant]

@DoctorCoxx Yeah, but you have to read, and that's asking a lot of most youtube users.

[apfdaman]

season 4 ep 1

[Blazun05X]

@mileyang34 Season 4 Episode 2

[evolgub]

does anyone know the rant (or the episode) where dr cox talks about keeping someone by his bed so he can wake up and punch them in the face?

i can't remember who he was talking to but probably jd

[ribesnero]

ahaahhaah XD I'm dyiiing XD

[KetsuRosataMalnor]

Lol. "But Hugh Jackman is wolverine! How dare he!"

[tenaciousphil31]

AND HUGH JACKMAN HAHA

[shklm0]

This clip and 'Payback is a bitch' clip are the best scenes in the show!!!!!!

[FantasmaLuna]

everythingeverythingeverything­everythingeverything everything that exists!

[surfingsuicune]

ROFL This honestly is one of the funniest fucking scenes in Scrubs. Makes me rofl every time.

[zman786]

"Hugh Jackman's Wolverine...how dare he!"" lmao

[sullykid2799]

what does lmao mean

[zman786]

laughing my ass off

[sullykid2799]

thanks man

[tcg647]

This is the one directly referenced/quoted in the finale

[sedeyus]

Dr. Cox hates you all.

[yuri1ishtar]

@sedeyus no dont forget, dr. cox created a new term: "I mega-loath you all."

[punknation101]

proberly the best rant from cox , EVER !!

[MichelleLynnnn]

lmfao

"everything in the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everythingevereverevereverythi­ng that ever existed past present and future in every discovered and undiscovered dimension.....and hugh jackman."

"hugh jackman is wolverine...how dare he!"

i love scrubs so muchh (: <3333333

[argella1300]

and a damn sexy wolverine at that

[hairynipplesac]

I literally applauded this first time i saw it

[xxbamexx]

Can someone please tell me the name of this episode..hahaha i love it

[DoctorCoxx]

Season 4 Episode 1

My Old Friend's New Friend

It says in the description :P

[alexx0xx]

hey dude is a song in this episode that J.D sing ...and after DR. Cox leave that song start with piano...pls tell me name if you know

[just4f1]

lol

[greysanatomyfan25]

"the latin grammys, the real grammys."

lmao :)

[xdanikaxherex]

getting punk'd

LOL

[hcube3000]

its incredible how dr cox has a red face when he rants! it makes it seem so real! lol. i love scrubs

[HanBOHobbit]

what makes this is the tiny-baby voice at the end saying "but hugh jackman's wolverine...how dare he?"

EverythingEverythingEverything­EverythingEverythingEverything that exists!

[creeball]

thats not the first time i heard dr cox reference hugh jackman. could u tell me exactly what his issue is supposed to be........? or is it just a random name he throws around?

[greeneyedwriter89]

@ creeball: He talks about Hugh Jackman as an inside joke...the writers and Mr. McKinley are jealous of Jackman's talent as an actor.

[creeball]

hahaha!!! right!

[HanBOHobbit]

Yeah what they said! HAHA.

Sorry I didnt get to your question.

[Tsugo582]

"hugh jackmans wolverine how dare he" bahahahahahahahaha that was funny

gotta love dr cox!

[Nobara100]

hugh jackmans wolverine how dare he hahahahaha when I heard this I cracked up

[TheReterd]

What a legend, i just watch season 8 episode 1 where the new Chief of Medicine got him to smile and he dollapsed. Pissed myself.

[kjreno]

AND HUGH JACKMAN!!!!

[loveyduckey103]

ROFLMAO!!! "YES MILADY" LOL XD

[itsoibitsoibikoinoi]

Dr Cox owns this TV show

[CelesteStorywriter]

Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much.

[8yume]

this was such a great scene that they re-enacted it in the last episode. did u see it?

[shadixfox]

LOL best cox rant ever. XDDD

[svsps]

0:49-0:52

"Everythingeverythingeverythin­geverythingeverything everything that exists"! LMFAO.

[minibus9]

lol

[Ntrlhrsgrl]

HUgh Jackman's wolverine! how DARE HE!!!

[minimegz]

I showed this to my friend the other day and almost at exactly the same time as J.D (without ever having seen it.) she went !"But Hugh Jackman's Wolverine...he can't say that!"

Made me laugh so hard.

[kawaiiKonoka]

His actor stated that Cox's dislike of Hugh Jackman stemmed from his own jealousy over Jackman's acting skills. Something along those lines. I love Hugh Jackman, but this is still hilarious. xD

[KuroiKarite]

@Ntrlhrsgrl I assume that by "HOW DARE HE" you mean "HOW DARE HUGH JACKMAN SULLY WOLVERINE'S GOOD NAME!?"

[TMarche]

this show is nothing without dr cox

[emo4pain]

@TMarche Yeah the more serious version of scrubs (House) Hugh laurie plays him brilliantly!

[darkpisces3290]

"Jeff that wiggle who sleeps too darn much"

lol

[coolkidmann]

this is my favourite dr cox rant :)

[singergraia]

'hugh jackman's wolverine... how dare he?'

i completely agree :p

[GHHJT]

me too

[markbaker03]

what epidode was this?

and what season?

[DoctorCoxx]

It's Season 4 Episode 1 My Old Friend's New Friend

 I put it in the description now..

[minimegz]

My favourite episode EVER!