Hard News 07/13/09

[unknownkiller00]

lora croft whould never do you dusten she a freakin fictional charecter keep faping dusten just never tell us

[de132]

FIX YOUR SPELLING

[unknownkiller00]

sorry small keyboard very small button about half a inch or less one finger covers two buttons

[superfuzz138]

heyyy im filo too. yeah i bet they just modded the shape. is that even possible?

[Hamstersrecon]

yes more mk

[Smoshfans112]

RIP Midway.

[djb1ge]

That PS3 slim's kinda fugly.

[theonlylolking]

Its not ugly but it looks worse than the mammoth PS3.

[tburysux]

fuck no.

[FinalSmashProduction]

Aw, Midway I'll miss you thanks for giving us mortal combat, spy hunter, and tapper

[Jinorux]

You spelt Mortal Kombat wrong. boo on you.

[oxe161]

actually that would be MK 7 in terms of story, but if ur a hard core fan 8, cuz i dont consider vs. dc a mk game

[StarcrossedPacific]

too bad, she wouldnt do you, destin.

[LeightonW87]

to be honest it looks like a PS2 slit but with a modified top but I maybe wrong...

[CraigGame]

lol dont worry destin...

we'd ALL do her...

[Myth1322]

No more midway WTF!

[shikamaru526]

Aw, Midway... We'll miss you.

[luutnantti111]

Deston kicked my dog. Damn that Destin.

[KingDoopliss20]

No that was me. Sorry.

[conkerred]

midway+Warner brothers = Warnway?

[smashdudez]

Mid Brothers ?

[HeSlingsBones1]

lol noobs, buy a pc.

[riven579]

everybody hasone but dont feel like paying 200 bucks a month upgrading it

[HeSlingsBones1]

Lol, not every month, but maybe 1 or 2 years. And what with the consoles? Every 2 years or so there is another piece of shit kids are supposed to buy or people will laugh at you. And the PS3 slim is bullshit, it's just a polystation 3 ripoff

[riven579]

Doesnt matter how the ps3 looks. It has fucking awesome games.

You gotta admit uncharted 2 looks sexy. The only game that looks better is crysis and thats debatable. The beta was awesome.

[Ratchet92]

It doesn't look better than Crysis, but yeah...

[DrMlieko]

actually, it's supposed to be a cheaper version of the PS3 for thous who can't affort the regular one

at least that's the info I have

[spaded]

and were exactlly does your info come from MMMMMHMMMMMMM

[HeSlingsBones1]

Um no, you don't have info, if you even googled for polystation 3? If even the logo looks different??? That's bullshit.

[DrMlieko]

that would only mean that I have incorrect info

[HeSlingsBones1]

You don't even have info. Ashens' Polystation and crap reviews ftw!

[DrMlieko]

whatever

[DivPax]

That comment is win! Your award: 1000 internets!

[HeSlingsBones1]

My internetometer is already exploding with over 9000 internets :D

[DivPax]

...damb

[manuelito1233]

LOL!!! PINOY POWER!!!

[RoadToDawn51]

Hahaha, Destin you clever rascal...

[CUTWEST]

you're in denial.

too bad your cheap ass can't afford one.

stick to shitty out dated hardware on the Eckbawks 3 fixme.

[Thegamerwalkthroughs]

Thats why it has a better GPU than the PS3 right?

[AnAsianKid1]

shut up

[90524]

the ps2 and ps1 were considered amazing, why do you think they aren't?

[sdcazares1980]

Midway... an end of an era.

[ZombieMurdock667]

i dont know about that ps3 slim. it could be another chinese knockoff imitation console like the vii.

[drunkgorilla]

it looks kie the polystation 3

[PumaFau]

I would buy that slim

[pukeface16]

NOOOO

ANYTHING BUT MIDWAY!!!

[sorasnobodiexiii]

LMAO i think /b/ is down if 4chans here

[mig182]

someone didnt brush his hair this morning lol

[originalbxr]

Where's Cheap Ass Gamer this week? D:

[TGSaK]

i didn't miss him o.O^^

[brainnysmurfs]

Whow... That PS3 slim came from our country?? Definitely FAKE!

[megamadhatter3]

went next game coming out

[pmastershake210]

RAWR wharez cheepy!

[usewashroom]

Yeah im pretty sure its fake... the only way to aquire the ps3 is to steal it from sony HQ

[Relyt22]

It's actually pretty cool if they're changing the look of Lara Croft to something slightly more realistic. I think gamers would more realistically want to buy a game for its gameplay, and not necessarily for how hot the heroine looks.

[Teckniphobia]

I'd also rather have a game that focused more on a fun gameplay experience then simply hoping that a sexy lady main character sells the game. That's the fundamental difference between games like Beyond Good & Evil and games like X-Blades.

[SpecterM91]

The irony is, while Lara's makeover is much more realistic, she's not fighting monsters and things just seem more supernatural, from what I've read. But Tomb Rader's always had that air of mysticism and the supernatural, so I support this. Game seems awesome so far.

[SpecterM91]

now fighting*

[Shadow809]

that ps3 is shit its fake

[backlash87]

NEWFAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE

[soademo]

this isnt 4chan

[Sirthatguy]

90th comment!

[Knop59]

Holy Phillipines!

It's prolly fake. I know, cause I'm Filipino.

[mauistrife]

so because you think its fake and fellipino means that its fake? ok sure

[SpardaDVLKing3]

yeah, ti's 100percent fake..

[The420DomingNINJA]

um... u forgot bioshock 2

[ghostbusters5441]

i passed yalls game store today

[anythinggoesjoe]

dame that looks real

[Kaibaman21]

Why does Midway have to change its name sense it belongs to a third party company??? thats suckage.

Also if that is the PS3 Slim that is awesome and why they would make a slim version I think is cuz the regular one is too damn hard to carry around with you with a back pack THAT I KNOW from experience

[armageddon74400]

i dont really see the point in having a slim version since it's a console, unlike a handhelf you're not going to be giving much of a shit about the size. besides itll probably cause a few overheating problems.

[MrThee01]

its probably a knock-off, like the Vii.

[JoshiiWah]

If that's the real PS3 slim, it looks pretty nice :D

[thedriz]

wb owns midway now will we have bugs bunny in mk

[dmanansala]

It's times like these when I'm glad to be Filipino =)

[RalphBound]

same here

[TheConSept]

I don't think that is the PS3 Slim.... Coulnd't be... 1. the font its in is the old PS2 font... The PS3 uses the spider man font... It has to be a fake...

[evildead818]

LMAO! ive also noticed that the ps3 font is the same as spiderman 3 !!! looks like im not alone!

[JoshiiWah]

Uh.. It IS the Spiderman font =P

Not just looks like it.

[evildead818]

yah thats what i ment to say! it IS the spiderman 3 Font ROFLMAO!

[MonoGrinded]

Who gives a fuck about tombraider

[JoshiiWah]

word.

[noobasaurus253]

My Mom's company had a deal with WB games in Seattle.

[nemesis274]

this ps3 slim looks like a bootleg to me. i should know since im from the philippines

[thebonefish]

That PS3 slim looks like something Ashens would review...

[COG287]

ps3 fat looks better,glad i have one

[TheBestPerson4]

no cheapee dee

[peeeons]

I WILL stick with my ps3 (FAT)

[nemesis274]

wtf? the philippines?

[foamyfan231]

Even though Midway died, all I care is if Mortal Kombat survives

[xXhelmsdeepXx]

those niggers down in the philopenis better not be lying to us or i'm going to go to the local high school, find the first person named Philipe (pronounced "Phileepay") that i can and take a nice steamy dump on his dying curb stomped body

[thinin1234]

i didnt kno red necks play games

[assassinmakidoo]

Monty Oum works for Midway right?!

[assgoblin2damax]

That PS3 slim looks even more like a grill than the fat PS3.

[GAMESFREAK4EVER]

die midway die

[viewtifulethan90]

midway rocks you son of a bitch

[assassinmakidoo]

Mid Bros?

Midway Bros?

Warnerway?

lol =/

[GAMESFREAK4EVER]

and that is why there no longer midway

[crammage]

woot ps3 slim

it better be cheaper

and widway is now

warrnerway

or is it midbrothers?

[Ryuzaki306]

sniff sniff midway :'(

[TMASR001]

He said Philippines. Being a Filipino myself, that PS3 is most likely fake. Trust me. A video game store in the Philippines is a WHOLE different story then here in the US.

[Theowest]

Everything is fake?

[TMASR001]

Some but not all. They usually import the North American stuff at ridiculously high prices. A Wii is $100 more expensive. A DS game costs almost twice as much.

[Biggiebarrow]

damn u sony, i bought my ps3 in between it being slim and compatible with ps2, at least i gt dual shock *Sigh : (

[Maztuhmind]

mortal kombat 9? damn time flew by like nothing. i can still watching that shitty mortal kombat cartoon on the usa channel.  yeah kiddies, usa used to have cartoons also.

[PKMNwww411]

Cheapy D's Cheap Ass Corner will be tomorrow.

[holmborn]

the ps3 slim they showed looked like a ps2 with a few desing modifications... nothing special i think

[FilmMadness]

no midway ;o

[squidvis]

what is it with sony and making an average size console then sliming it down to a shittier version a few years later? they did it with ps1 ps2 and now ps3 >.>

[holmborn]

its a tradition.

what if you havent got one yet becouse it uses too much space and you travel a lot and like to bring entertainment with you?

slim consoles are pretty handy there.

[thisizntmikey]

actually, they made improvements on the psone and ps2 slim, like the ps2 slim has Ethernet and shit.

dummy

[marshmallowmurderer]

I said big titles, Viva Pinata? Forza is a great game but it isn't that big, BTW I'm not a fanboy, I have a 360, it just annoys me when people diss a console when they know nothing about it, unless you have one in which case sorry :)

[Cycloud]

lol@ all the midway RIP comments.

they are just changing their name, *sigh* @ the bad readers

[Alexred94]

Honestly when was midways last good game that wasnt mortal kombat?

[elmersGLUUU]

Psi Ops. One of the best games in the world.

[Maztuhmind]

psi ops.

[thebonefish]

Midway's last good game that wasn't Mortal Kombat? Hmmm... easy!

HYDROTHUNDER!!!

[widowhams]

the ps3 slim is a fake,

they said they wouldnt use that logo, it looks ugly, aswell as the fact that using the badass spiderman text and then reverting back to that is highly unlikely

[BoyHAYLEY]

NOOOO MOAR MIDWAY?!

[PokeOakly96]

Whether it's slim or fat, it will still always be a poor console. I'd like to see a reason to get a ps3 besides 85% of its games revolve around guns/and-or/shooting. And I've really only known Midway for making crappy sports games, or just crappy games in general. Good riddance.

[marshmallowmurderer]

Thats strange, name me at least 3 big titles on the 360 that don't involve shooting or guns.

[PokeOakly96]

I'm not on either side, ps3 fanboy or just 360 fanboy, I respect them all. Ps3 and 360 are pretty much the same with games that involve guns and shooting.

[ridjf]

wii huh?

[coolninjatvprod]

Finally Thanks I could not say better

[Vkmies]

Sry that i came out of nowhere but here is a few: Forza motorsport 2 and 3, Viva Pinata and the add-ons,Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts,Crackdown and Crackdown 2

[Haloactionfigurshow]

That's like saying name three big Wii games that don't revolve around Mario.

[marshmallowmurderer]

I'll give ya that one.

[rufnux]

We are in a good mood today I see?

[Vanir101]

pfft. That is very true for Xbox 360.

[nintendude323]

goodbye Midway

[LuisLuigiB]

R.I.P. Midway

[Glumglufs]

no need to grieve for them. They are just getting a new name.

[hopperpopper123]

The slim looks G-A-Y GAY!! But I'm a PS3 fan still :D

[burply2112]

hell yeah

[Vanir101]

Ok to be serious here.

They found it in Philippines. Don't trust it. Filipino are good at modding shit and inventing crazy stuff so yea.

[tylerwwe]

ps3 rocks

[shonuxs]

The PS3 slim looks like a fucked klondike bar.

[CENTENOMONTOYA]

lmao

[ExpertDude13]

lol that was funny :)

[PuppetMasterIX]

(Reply to shonuxs)

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Apparently those Filipinos' answers were, "Steal it illegally."

[NekuraX]

how did a ps3 slim get on a street market? Lolwut

[ALFfan1]

Good one.

[MikkMakk88]

finally another ep

[Xiphion]

i have a ps3 slim

[Vanir101]

so do i. lol

[GarredHATES]

the midway the

[GAMESFREAK4EVER]

lol srsly when did they ever make a good game?

[DavCube]

Apparently when you weren't born yet.

[nemesis274]

for one thing the terminator arcade,

[GAMESFREAK4EVER]

fail

[Goku95x]

No way a new Tomb Raider! F*** Yea!

[medproductions]

Try again retard

[himynamesryan]

Nice...

[beenman19]

Cool Hard News!