dane cook car accident

[cznmbgames]

Dane cook is so funny

[TeddieWuv]

Even if I was blind, I would know how it feels!

[MrRhinoJB]

mfc monkey fuckin a coconut lmao

[JohnnyUnderTheSun]

Brilliant

[vanityxfalls]

Amazing

[pinklightning100]

I love Dane Cook man <3

[acornheart465]

15 people blame yu for their car accidents.

[sasukeluver1717]

I LOVE DANE COOK!

[crabbyian]

Dane cook Is the best

[blackbeard246]

Gotta love those wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men at 4:38!

[Bennyrulez1997]

3:43 That's mah kitteh!

[IAmZIM7353]

im a naruto fan 2

[FoReVeR12384]

loll i love dane coook !!!! teeeheee hes sooo funnny

[flippymaster1]

if your chinese ist like ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! boom

[Suddencarnivore]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sbjazz22]

LOL

[matheuswoww]

the video is what makes it funny , i hope you and your family get raped on hell for all eternity

[StarsEyes13]

I rlly wish this was him and not just pictures. Its funny either way but it'd b better if we could see him. I LOVE DANE COOK!!

[nicholee3]

MFC <3

[jesstar1000]

MFC!!!

[weredaxter]

*inserts quote from video and gets highest rated comment*

[Magz405]

Wow, this dude isn't funny in stand up. I like him in movies though.

[xxriggsyxx]

thumbs up if you noticed the number is only 27 digits

[DanteShienHaien]

2:47 Bottom of the paper:End of the Examination

[MissDuhamel]

hahahahahahahah! <3

[LifeRunner4000]

I cried at this

"Ummmmm hello?" "Ummmmm hi hello?"

Unless youre black "Check out this motha fuka! Check out this motha fuka!!"

And if youre chinese its like "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAARGH! "blarhg"

[BeanDip3000]

LMFAO people are building bleachers on the street ahahahaha who comes up with shit like that?

[shadow64444b]

what shoes fuck shoes listen to this guy hahaha you

[sasukeuchiha910]

@ms0manbearpig do it nd ur in trouble every number is unblocked cuz its an EMERGENCY LINE

[Andymarse]

ppl got prank called

[Roxyventus]

WHERE ARE MY SHOES?HAVE YOU SEEN MY SHOES? FUCK IT I'M GOING WITHOUT SHOES. I'M GOING OUT SHOELESS.

[WelcomeToMyLife91]

Some bits are funny but the audience is in uproarious laughter in bits where there isn't even a joke. Dane Cook is really not very funny at all. 0:10 to 0:45, people are laughing their heads off for no reason whatsoever....

[sasukeuchiha910]

@WelcomeToMyLife91 well their in an uproar because hes more of a physical comedian so they laugh at what he does physical but we laugh at the actual jokes

[nikkisaurable]

@WelcomeToMyLife91 its dane effing cook. theyre laughing at who he is.

[sasukeuchiha910]

@nikkisaurable thank you dude i love that comment

[nikkisaurable]

@sasukeuchiha910 yusss

[ProjectV6]

@WelcomeToMyLife91 WAIT. if u dont like y fuck would u watch it? Haaaaa ur pathetic "he aint at all but im gonna watch for a while." retard

[Andiferous]

@WelcomeToMyLife91 they are probably laughing at something he did earlier. this isn't the only thing he did that night. 

[trickorcheat]

3:02 I feel bad for your buddy :<

[eldest2]

Ahh shit, I called!

[MrWasime]

A monkey fucking a coconut!!! Fuck shoes!!! Officer i was in my kitchen and i heard it so i came out, i will testify in court, i was cleaning a dish and i will bring the dish as exibit A. And this guy was in his basement, tell him what you told me.....thats not what he told me.hes lying thats not what he told me!!!!!!! my favriot vid so far!

[MrWasime]

Check out this motha fuka and ahhhhhh bsh!!!!! lol!!

[newageswordsman]

i feel sorry for the people who's initials really are MFC

[donptrebor]

you okay, you look like you fell asleep on the keyboard, it has happened to me tons of times. Any who, I meant it not as insult to you or anyone else specifically, it's just, the comments on Dane Cook videos tend to use excessive e-slang, as well as quoting the most mundane jokes, but then again all his jokes are mundane.

[sasukeuchiha910]

ok well heres the thing danes funny to those who are fans obviously your not a fan so y did u click on my video in the first place

[donptrebor]

In an attempt to find the key to the American zeitgeist, what this country likes and why, the thing you must understand, is to understand the country is to understand human nature, the reason i watch Cook is not because I want to exact spite upon his fans, but instead to understand what makes America tick. For if I understand that, I will know more, and acquisition of knowledge is very important. Anyway you are still having trouble comprehending words, slang makes your arguments look weak.

[sasukeuchiha910]

I'm gonna end this with one phrase, if you don't like Dane cook don't click on his videos. plain and simple right us Americans do this we live our life the way we want thats why our country is a FREE country and like i said and keep this for the future IF YOU DON'T LIKE DANE COOK DO NOT CLICK ON HIS VIDEOS. thats why Americans have more street smarts than others i don't care who you are in america everyone has street smart of what and what not to watch. done end of story now good day sir

[ShadowDetiny]

@sasukeuchiha910 I am not opposed to Dane Cook jokes in the least, but I could not help but notice your comment's emphasis on "street smarts," which I am opposed to. The concept of what "street smarts" are and what they mean is subject to one's one views, but a lot of Americans have just views, but carry them out incorrectly. As said by one funny thing I read, "Many are not smart, but are make-believe (street) smart." Please to not confuse "street smarts" with education of right or wrong.

[kooliodood89]

@donptrebor u wanna know what we like and what makes us tick? dane cook clearly states that we love car wrecks lol

[donptrebor]

you people will laugh at anything

[icecube317]

i calld the guy and some 1 ansord

[TheAnnonymousNobody]

KICK. ASS.

[28Sherm]

I love this guy. especially creepy guy at work

[thekid9524]

lol Can You Remember All My Shit??

[yamaboy07]

Haha,

I was in my kitchen and i CAME OUT!!!

[moeaintnohoe]

THIS IS SO HORRIBLY DAMAGED

[AbbyUzumaki18]

WAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WazzupDiana]

4:22 thats me when I hear a car accident XDDDDD

[Midnighthikari]

That's not just you. That's practically every person you'll ever meet. XD

[LuigiMario98981]

Lolz iz ur name Monkey Fuckin Coconut LawLZZZZ

[AbbyUzumaki18]

lol

[o0XOpheliacX0o]

....he's the type of person that I would think might be funny if I was on acid...remember I said MIGHT

[TheBousaba]

I hate Cars

[dwyerxmuffin]

lmfao god i love him,

hes so hilarious i laughed so hard

omg it was so funny i love

"Unless your black if your black its a little different its check out this motha fuka, check out this motha fuka!!!" lmao

[TheDBpyro]

@dwyerxmuffin So true

[skyking168]

omfg rofl hes hilarious

[lavender18197]

Ha Ha Ha Ha

[gamegod10104]

lol MFC monkey fucking a coconut

[johaslin]

errrrrrrKKK!! were r my shoes?? YES!!!! were r my shoes??

...fuck it im going out wit out shoes.

..........im going out shoeless.

;]

[maxunger10]

dane cook owns!!!!!

[bigiss1111]

A DelSol 6thGear

[daniellenicole131]

umm.... hhheeeellllllllooooooo????

umm... hi? hello?

why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!!!!?

[LaughingXxXmute]

heeeellllooooo??? XD

[TheMagicalSeaOfDman]

uuummmm helloooooooo. check out his mothafucka check out this mothafucka!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh burgh!!!!!!!

[Th3legendK1ller]

@TheMagicalSeaOfDman sad part is i do both of those when i drive.

[sportzdude313]

why cant i copay something funny he says

[TheDeathwish1000]

my mom thinks hes immature......shes a fuckin retard

[unctarheelecupirate]

Check out this Motha Fucka, Check out this motha fucka. LOL greatness he is a beast

[cjekuz335]

just comin innnn! ha very priceless awesome

[drums4life3]

haha

[gary55624]

My parent are so mean they had a tickett to go see dane cook and they wouldnt take me boohoo dane cook is awesome i so want to go see him he is so funny.

[amanda151115]

Dane Cook is soooooooo damn funny I wish I could see him live.

[kymaniruncie]

okay you got it sign

[NoTymeForGames]

dane cook is funny az hell!!!

[crash8918]

u got it sign!!

[GLORIE5]

if u like dane cook throw it up copy and paste

[shadowdog625123]

lol if your chinese it's errrrr *crash*

[TriforceofCourage187]

lol

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[adxKiLLeReX]

MFC :P

[KeenenBurton19]

you have a 28 digit phone number here

[MadnessAlive321]

is your name monkeyfukinacoconut sir?

[personboy4]

you got it sign

[M0DIDDLY12121]

"ok! you got it sign"

[tijanzen]

I was actually at the scene of an accident recently, and I was chuckling, because it is EXACTLY like he says here, lol!

[kamiakpartigirl]

I know me too. There was a car accident right outside my house and without realizing it I went out with shoes and I had to keep myself from busting up when I was talking to the guy who got in the accident

[bcbcbcbcdc]

this is some funny shit!

[SlytheTM]

I saw Isolated Incident and felt bad for him, he's lost a lot of his energy. But he is still funny and this bit is the shit!

[Rams4life94]

ya i thought the same thing, he wasn't like walking around as much and yelling as he used to. i think maybe because if his parents death. But yeah it was still hilarious

[phillipzchillz]

xD he has such a good energy and style of comedy sooo talented....and hot xD

[sbert10]

Dane cook is so funny love this act

[kincookie89]

dane cook rules

[iheartcb19]

hes freakin hilarous

[AmandaPanda9696]

I love him!

[ChocolateDude3M]

LMFAO at 3:01 were it says name he writes wat

[6metallica6fan6]

why do people always write the same shit that DC already said, is it tha important to take the time to type out the joke? as if people cant hear it we need to read it too i guess huh?

[theTosh]

Ever thought about deaf people? If it's a video and people can't lip read it they can't appreciate the joke.

[music2peoplez]

I ♥♥Dane Cook

[FPSgam3R]

lol.

[xoxLexieLOVExox]

yo i called u wht my frand and u did notttt pick up!!! im dissapointed man> :( epic fail!!

[Tallulagirl]

Do you have a pen? Will you remember all my shit?

Monkey fucking a coconut.....MFC? MFC is your name?

I was cleaning a dish, and I came out!

LMAO! I love this man!