Rumors on the internets

[evildude109]

You all must realize that this was a parody he did of himself... He accidentally used the term "internets" (trying to make it a plural) to refer to the many places school children accessed the internet in a previous debate, so in this debate, he made a little joke about it.

He kind of made it obvious with the word "uh" and the pause.

I'm not saying he was a good president, but he sure as hell wasn't dumb. There's a reason he went to Yale and Harvard. (long before his family had political power)

[ecobuddha]

@evildude109 Surely you must be kidding? His family has had political power for 2 generations before he was even born.

[gerzho]

Dear brother, I do not spread rumors, I create them.

[TheyCallMeCade]

You realize he meant deep web right? Most of the computerfucking virus' are built there. And it's where political and military research along with wiki leaks is.

[RottenDoctorGonzo]

Oooh, he said Internets! Doesn't this make us feel superior?! He said Internets, big fucking deals.

[BrendanIsCool]

@RottenDoctorGonzo it's a MAJOR mistake that only a clueless man would make.

[ghenulo]

@RottenDoctorGonzo He disassembled. That means he lied. He didn't hunt down the terrorists and persecute them.

[herbivore007]

Bush was one of a kind XD

[Trashcansam123]

More than one internet? Is there something the government isn't telling us?

[NitrousNemesis]

Hearing about the internets was the first time I ever liked listening to Bush.

[Kaminno]

Bush did know deep web

And you're making fun of him

[bizzle187]

INTERNETS

[Admiralex91]

lulz of teh funking internetz

[asavietto]

DAH INTERWEBZ

[TheGroumpfy]

MOAR

[SkullOfYorick]

At least that President was funny, as well as sinister. The current one is just plain sinister.

[Mariocake111]

All Your Internets Are Belong To Us

[DahInternetz]

Bush, My nickname!

[FuriousTheGeorge]

Still better than Obama

[dutchbb1979]

And this person actually was the most powerful leader of the world once... We're doomed.

[termanedieter11]

lol i love this pres just for the jokes and shoe dodging, everything else, not so much...

[harz1835]

look, the internets are makeing fun of him

[cro508]

if i was in the crowd at the time, pretty sure i'd lose it!

[oniichandrawings]

Innernets

[iambored2006]

OmGz!!!!111! iTS TeH INtErnETZZZ11!

[23code]

ahah bushie is funny, yeah, i heard it in internets

[xuiton]

once again, bush showing how good of a stand up comedian he is.

[TheGroumpfy]

This mistake costs you 5 Internets, sorry George.

[greedkiller]

fail.it's interwebs.

[Rorshock520]

What are these "internets" you speak of, Mr. President? Please send me a letter as soon as you can to inform me of this confusing phenomenon.

[BiDoLi9]

people are so WEIRD. I don't get why are you so mad about Bush? Is there ANY big difference between Obama and Bush? And yeah, is there ANY prove that Bin Laden was killed, or, at least, did he exist?

[harz1835]

@BiDoLi9 the same can be said about anything... did al capone exist, did ghandi exist, or what about

Martin L King, was he just a white guy wearing alot of makeup. please im not trying to insult you in anyway just saying that the argument that you are putting out there is way to general and can be put in sooooo many other situations and yes he prolly did exist duh but i dont believe that hes dead... like come on. the worlds most wanted man in a lake/body of water? without any pictures?

[turbomoparfreak]

Hahahahahaha

[VeteransGaming]

lmfao..but I miss you man!

[TheInflicted]

Press 6 for innernets.

[gigglescam]

What an idiot.

[cilibinarii]

There might be infinite parallel internets!

[ComradeMr]

Which internet am I using?

[TheMongolHordes]

Obama confirmed the existence of the internets today.

[TheYoungjeezy93]

-3 George Bush. lol. :P

[yourballsareinert]

Who cares if Obama killed Bin Laden? Bush discovered the existence of multiple internets.

[herbivore007]

the lulz statistic for this sensation on the internets easily reaches the "over 9000" threshold :D

[shitthrowingmonkey1]

Those fuckin internets. Always full of rumors.

[alsotehgame]

He knows about the 'other' internet.

[PsychoBurgundy9]

@alsotehgame So I take it I'm not the only one on here who's aware of the Deep Web?

[PsychoBurgundy9]

I hated Bush, but at least he provided the lulz. Our current joke of a president can't even offer us THAT.

[Coast94]

@PsychoBurgundy9

Why you hating on your our first african american president with irish roots

[EmperorMephiles4]

@Coast94 maybe 'cause he's an ass. irish roots my ass! i'm irish and you can see even a little irish in everyone with it in them and the fact he's black doesn't excuse that there's clearly none in him, he's just getting arrogant with his "heritage".

[DANIELH23]

deepweb.jpg

[leetbarker]

i still remember seeing this live, THANKS BUSH FOR ALL THE LULZ

[BansheeFriend]

Why the Fuck does a pronunciation error matter on weather he was a good president or not?

[knot4reel91]

@BansheeFriend weather...

weather

weather

WHETHER.

[BansheeFriend]

@knot4reel91 My point exactly.

[1973JimmyPage]

George Bush FTW

[Molo19]

rumors on teh internets? no wai

[milagros104]

The internets..... This was a president

[BlackFishSS]

@milagros104 And what a marvelous chimp he turned out to be! Hail to the chief lol

[JayLaMarr7]

* random political debate with people on the internet *

[yourballsareinert]

@JayLaMarr7 you mean Internets.

[leetbarker]

@JayLaMarr7 FOCK YOU SOCIALIZT!!!!!!1111

[tv2point0]

@ANeonTiger ya he may have been an jerk but at least he was honest about it. moreover he actually is correct because there are something like 256 internets possible. What he is refering to is~ the cox class A network the AT&T class A network and etc. Do you feel educated now?

[InfinitumNetwork]

MISS ME YET?

[northroad1]

Twice

[duckbiter]

Anyone here recall voting for this cunt?

[ANeonTiger]

@duckbiter Call him a cunt all you want, he was still better than our current President...

[machine134]

@ANeonTiger Not even close. Bush was the worst President that this country has ever had.

[ANeonTiger]

@machine134 Yeah I fucking hated having a good economy and a President that didn't hold interviews about his basketball picks.

[machine134]

@ANeonTiger Good economy? The stock market dropped over 7000 points while he was in office. Good economy?

[ANeonTiger]

@machine134 Why don't you compare unemployment rates?

[machine134]

@ANeonTiger You mean the unemployment rates that were caused by the over 7000 points the stock market dropped while Bush was in office?

[ANeonTiger]

@machine134 Nope I mean the unemployment rates that steadily rose under the Obama administration and that Obama has done nothing to decrease

[machine134]

@ANeonTiger You mean the unemployment rates that are directly caused by the Bush Administration?

[dannyboy12357]

those trifling internets

[RuEvEloll]

internets noob ahah

[ksad96]

Fucking youtube cut the video short. Sounded like he said "I hear there're rumours on the, uhhh, internet-"

[Devourthebook15]

He's so bad... he's good.

[bernardo762]

which one????

[Bielocke]

Esstoy usando el interneeeeet...

[TheLoreSociety]

I are from the internets.

[vdven]

You forgot Poland

[Bublerkin]

Cuz, Bush has his own internet with b-jack & ...

[jufius]

the "internets" lololol

[Floydthefuckbag]

Al Gore might have invented the internet, but Bush definitely invented the Internets.

[AmidProcrastination]

I could replay this 4 second clip day long and still laugh. But I'll refrain myself from doing so, for fear of death by laughter.

[livinglegend1187]

This is the best thing Bush ever did.

Everything else was shit.

[INEEDZALL]

@livinglegend1187 Literally.

[Osmostasis]

this is priceless.....

[romanpoet22004]

I listen to a hardcore, metal radio station on iTunes and they sometimes put the part when he says, "the internets." It always makes me laugh : D

[alexbetaco]

And that, my friends, was how the Internets was born.

[freedomalert]

What is really funny to hear all the mediocre people criticizing Bush. People who has no understanding of war, God, or the devil.  They have been brainwashed to hate all those who are different, to hate the rich, the talented, the noble, the one who progress. It is sad to see so many hearts filled with hate, they cannot even get to reach the point to understand why Bush did what he did.

[freedomalert]

The funniest thing is to see mediocre people criticizing Bush, people who has no understanding of enemies, war, God or the evil of the spiritual and physical world. They just open their big mouth to spill their brainwashed brain and to pour their hearts filled with hate and ignorance. It is impossible for them to understand the mind of Bush and to even grasp the meaning of the reason why he did what he did.

[txiong076]

dude, bush would've made such a great comedian had he not been elected president of the united states. he is soo funny! the internets are cool!

[TheRandomname538]

Bush, -5 internets for you

[noalewer]

Great Asian women for you lushfmlk.info

[PotterWeasley2010]

Wow that is sad

[3lgorila1]

hahahaha



[jonypill42069]

There's more than one?

[lvdmonstarr]

INTERNETS!

[artman40]

Only 1 "s" managed to make such a difference.

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

Ohhh those were the days, we only despised politicians for major grammar errors

[SquidFan]

I accidentally internets

[OBEYWEEGEE]

@LukeVerrierTV Cool Story, Bro.

[MrMeepMoopMeep]

The internets is srz business

[Black24Thought]

bush was not a good president but damn was he ever entertaining

[Kazoyuri]

greatest line ever

[freedomalert]

Actually, before the internet was made public it was called internets, so for the myriad of ignorants that point their fingers at Bush, how can you talk about something you have no idea about.

[ZRadach]

@freedomalert it's a public opinion and communicatory issue. I could have been a part of some group that started, say, NASA and call it turkey penis because it was called that before it "went public" . If, on national television, I stated "we need more funding for turkey penis!" Imagine the response! Just like calling the so-called "internet" "[...]the internets[...]".The man lacks efficacy. He fails at easy tasks, such as: adressing a "rumor". I've done a better job before than that myself!

[freedomalert]

@ZRadach So now it is normal to laugh and mock people who know more than us?  That's twisted. Are you advocating for mediocrity? So are we supposed to join in celebration with the ignorant mass?

[ZRadach]

@freedomalert a. i never said the first assertment you made. b. actually i'm advocating the opposite... bush being "elected" is essentially the epitome of adding positive traits to mediocrity... or in his case, corruption, deceit, and shameless manipulation for personal gain as well as knowledge/intelligence.

i don't think you fully understood what i said. i guess i, too, failed at communication. except it's YouTube, so nobody gives a fuck. when the president does it... it's a big deal.

[freedomalert]

@ZRadach  Can you speak english so we can communicate.

[ZRadach]

@freedomalert I have been the entire time. The "Queen's"? probably not. Probably a bit closer to the "simplified english" that will be used by NASA for space travel to aid clearness of communication to signs on space-bound vessels.

It's more efficient, and not nearly as pedantic and pretentious as the former (Queen's).

[ZRadach]

@freedomalert this is also an obvious way to try to change the subject, ad hoc, whatever you want to call it, you're trying to avoid the main point... I wonder why?

[freedomalert]

@ZRadach The main point is that America people is in the process of getting blind, getting so entertain, freedom means nothing anymore, defending values and defending your country means nothing anymore, they now bend down to anyone who said I will own you. Bush is not a coward and he is interested in the welfare of this country but those who are not can't care less, they only care about how their fun.

[ZRadach]

@freedomalert "freedom means nothing anymore"

how does that manifest into reality? what are you talking about? wtf is a "freedom"?

meaning feeling free to do as one pleases... except we have laws? and so does every country?

what?

you might as well have just said "apple pie. baseball. supermodels. the younger generation is inferior." and saved yourself a lot of time.

or just done what most people with your logic usually do and drop the specifics and say

"but what about the CHILDREN!?"

[ZRadach]

@freedomalert Who has threatened our freedom and how? also, how did george bush attempt to defend said freedom of said country?

I see no proof of this... I just see some person typing patriotic idealism that isn't actually REAL. Watch, I can do it too:

"Italy is getting so entertain, freedom means nothing anymore, defending values and defending your country means nothing anymore, they now bend down to anyone who said I will own you. So, Italy is justified in going to war with the US."

[freedomalert]

@ZRadach Where have you being? Get your head out of your .... and look around you. You see no proof? There is no worst blind than the one who does not want to see. Boy and you are the epitome of negativism.

[piratesephiroth]

@freedomalert lol internets

[ZRadach]

@freedomalert also, the internet was not called the internets before it was made public. that is what we call a fabricated piece of literature not represented in reality or "lie."

also i take back what i said, instead of saying "baseball, etc." you should have just screamed "FREEDOM, JESUS, AMERICA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can at your computer screen then typed "i win" as your comment response then go back to reading the bible and watching TV.

[freedomalert]

@ZRadach says who?

[ZRadach]

@freedomalert which part of which comment are you referring to? also, why would it matter who said something as opposed to what was said?

This is another example of social-retardism. a person's name, financial/social status, etc. does not determine the validity of their statements. the ACCURACY of their statements is what makes it valid... If that was true then leaders, doctors, elected officials, etc. could just say "I hereby am god" and you would have to change your entire belief system(s).

[therealpinky1116]

Fucking wetback in the coments down there you don't say shit about the president you dumb ass

[ZRadach]

@therealpinky1116 except they just did, and he isn't the president. your statement fails on all levels.

[grunthunter44]

inernats

[Zgamer618]

haha lol

[budkin]

The line that spawned the meme.

[JSWarrior1]

the internets like les internets criss de bozo tu peu bin dirigé ton pays tout croche tbnk.../ fuckin clown u lead ur country like a fucktard asshole bitchesss

[stuffedpants1]

Classic!

[zip68]

@ProtossX cause hes dumb

[ProtossX]

WTF there is only one fucking internet how the fuck is he president and not know this

[ZRadach]

@ProtossX naiveté. Even if you do point out the fact that there is more than one "net" in the internet... that's not what the concept of "the internet" is referred to as. It's a failure at a basic communication task... I know elementary school children that would have done a far better job.

[mwalsher]

This was on purpose. Anyone who can’t see that is not paying attention—or has some kind of perception disability.

He did it on purpose because by this time people had already spoofed him for doing it in 2000, so he wanted to reference that as a self-deprecating bit of humor to bond with the audience.

In fact, when he did it in 2000 it was not that big of a deal either since he said it correctly not two seconds later.

Bush does often come off as illiterate, but this is not one of those times.

[ZRadach]

@mwalsher if this is true then he should be a comedian, not someone with the most influence on how an economic super-power is ran. He already proved this by bankrupting several companies. He's not fit to lead... many observations point towards this. Nobody is perfect, but, it's such an important position, that as many SHOULD point towards leadership as POSSIBLE. Being the president is a BIG deal, so, the selection process should be strict. Coming off as "illiterate" should NEVER be allowed EVER.

[TheLostRealist513]

I laughed so hard. He said it with such authority!

[ohbrandyohbrandy]

i loved bush <3 he made me laugh <3

[Deluxeta]

Technicaly he's right, there is internets.

[Ridabu]

@Deluxeta technically you're wrong: There ARE internetz

[mrsonicmanperson]

speaks for itself

[AbsentWithoutLeaving]

Hah! This was no mere verbal slip-up, it was a top level security breach; GW disclosed existence of multi-dimensional internets, previously known only to highest ranking intel operatives (and their janitorial staff).

As a result of this uber-gaffe, GW was replaced in this dimension by a programmable android and was transmitted via alternate internet (alternet?) to the 8th dimension, where he joined forces with Buckeroo Banzai to rid the omniverse of the Red Lectroids.

Strange but true.

[ZRadach]

@AbsentWithoutLeaving best thing i've heard in weeks

[coldplaywave]

EPIC FAIL!

[Killerkid282]

on teeeh aaa intenetz!

[Thekiddhaze]

In soviet Russia, Internet rumor about you.

[messenger360]

brb I'm off to look for those other internets

[000TQ000]

Thank's Bush, I laughed hard!

[yourballsareinert]

Actually, Bush, of the 36 internets, only 9 of them have rumors.

[malofa99]

Who cares if Bush fucked up bad, he gave us many moments of epic lulz.

[XezaaHD]

This is genius it never gets old..

[290pups]

I think It is funny and a classic example of ridiculous he is.

[FOXGotMeBanned]

Bush FTW

[yankeesnrangers29]

InternetsLol

[Monrocsol]

ohhhh George, what an incredible piece of shit you are.....

[bootyraider]

Obama claiming to visit 57 states of the United States is worse than this IMO.

[Tacoscape]

@bootyraider But Obama isnt a complete retard so yeah.

[bootyraider]

@Tacoscape

"But Obama isnt a complete retard so yeah."

He thinks the car was invented in the United States; Obama is a retard.

[TEEJAY9920]

@bootyraider The gas powered car was made in the U.S. (witch he was referring to). The first car (witch ran on steam) was made in Germany.

[bootyraider]

@TEEJAY9920

Karl Friedrich Benz (1844-1929) Germany Patent DRP No. 37435 this was the first automobile with an internal combustion engine!!

Where the hell do you get your information?? Do you Obama-defenders just make up shit as you go along? This is really ridiculous that you would either A) make something up or B) just go along and repeat some retarded revisionist history without doing the research yourself in the age of the Internet(S).

[30Chucknorris]

this is a solid proof that anyone can be president of the United States

[TheGreenMark]

Wow, what an idiot!!! Too much!!! Too much!!!

[gorf1]

one of these internets was developed by Al Gore!

[SnakeCIA1]

@gorf1

Wrong. Military did, however Al did finance it but Gore has no computer science degree and hence did not create the internet.

[Dkcode]

He's a funny guy!

[TheTupacolypse]

WHO ELECTED THIS GUY PRESIDENT?!

[jedihunter176]

Obama will never be near as funny as Bush. We're entering a humor recession now.

[ZRadach]

@jedihunter176 i know, i thought i was the only one that thought this! because, if you're smart, you can survive during any ecenomico-political situation... might as well have a stand-up comedian as the "leader" of our nation! dubya was the best stand-up comedian i have heard in years.

[mostliberal]

@jedihunter176 I know, that's the ONLY thing I miss about Bush. Isn't worth all the shit he fucked up on, like, oh wait, I don't have enough characters to list them all. Fuck it.

[freedomalert]

@jedihunter176 Obama will never be anything, he did nothing for Chicago, why would he do something for the country he hates.

[DementedAngelWolf]

Where's the other internet??? O__O

[larioxem]

@DementedAngelWolf maybe he was talking about Internet2 O.o

jk

[4SCARECROWS]

I think Bushism has gained it's place as those funny quotes in American History.

[Thorninyorside]

Bitch betta have my Internetz !!

[Meglo56]

Bush, I am disappoint.

[fistman4]

@Meglo56 EPIC

[Snagprophet]

Regardless of what he did, this one quote is infinitely awesome!

[BabyGirlGoddess]

i miss this guy.

who will we poke fun at now?

: (

[vdven]

during a presidential debate, no less....how exactly did this guy beat Kerry?

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

shit happens. Kerry owned Bush in ALL of the debates and pretty much throughout his whole campaing but shit happens

[DDBOOGER]

@rcdESPANYOL4ever

He owned him? He pulled a Palin most of the time and never answered the fucking questions. He was an excellent student of Karl Rove politics.

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

@DDBOOGER Kerry owned Bush by using facts rather than as you said, pull a Palin and not answer shit.

[DDBOOGER]

@rcdESPANYOL4ever

My bad, I read it wrong. You are correct sir!