Turd Rocket Reviews: Mass Effect

[Splashy151]

You know it's a fantastic review when it has 0 dislikes, that truly was a great review man!

[l33tstuff1]

Great review. Its nice to see a review where somebody isn't bitching about minor problems or kissing a game's ass like there''s no tomorrow.

[CrazyInDaBurberry]

Besides the fact that the game is beyond argument one of the best ever created, I have to say that this is the best video game review i've ever seen. Very very in-depth and detailed, makes the point but dosent beat you with it, verry low on spoilers, clearly took time and extensive effort. It was cinimatic and passionate. Even if i HATED the game i would LOVE this review. I mean what can i say? Best review ever.

[iamturdrocket87]

Why, thank you.

[Iamsopaid1]

I am a conservative, but I think he is funny as hell.

[Whiteblooded]

"That might have been a little extreme, commander" lmfao... epic.

Great review, very well narrated.

[beefjerk3]

I dont have xbox live, so is it recomended trading away call of duty world at war for this game?

[iamturdrocket87]

I wouldn't.

[dajman15]

yes, cod isn't worth having if you don't have online and mass effect is a long and great single player experience

[ravenshield56]

lol ive completed this about 4 times on hard...

[suckathalo25]

the guys always hold the shotguns like they have to take a dump

[KamenKami]

thanks man i will get this, i just hope my PC can run it smoothly

[Armidilloman]

i think the second voice played the Arbiter in halo 2&3

[MuayThaiRaven]

He did. His name is Keith David.

[MXhm91]

5/5 amazing review.

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx dude.

[MXhm91]

no problem, and you actually made me consider buying it...

[bravedude3000]

nice review. I will be picking this game up soon since its cheap these days.

[iamturdrocket87]

It's well worth any asking price for sure.

[Pachonpirugay]

i dont agree with u about it not being better than the custimization of oblivion i mean this was way better

[iamturdrocket87]

Dude. First of all, I don't assert games being 'better' than one another, because it's irrelevant and hypothetically infinite. Second of all, I didn't say it was 'better', I said it "doesn't achieve 'Oblivion' levels of complexity" because it doesn't, whether you like better or not. I'm not saying it's better, it's just not as complex or detailed, that's called truth, not opinion.

Thanx for watching, I'll try to explain things better in the future.

[supershiva11]

and there's no doubt that hes right about that, oblivion is absolutely incredible in terms of customization, actually, not just in characters, but also with spells classes, and what you want to do with yourself. Mass effect has either good or bad alignment, and a small amount of character customization. However, Mass effect has a better story. In any case, they're both good games.

[maaldrift]

IGN class review, really useful.

Looking forward to seeing more.

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx, I'm having trouble with my computer right now, haven't been able to finish my last three reviews. Hopefully it'll be soon I can figure out what the crap is wrong. Thanx for watching.

[TeenageAznBoy]

Wow, you sounded so professional when you did that review. Great job! I hope you'll do more reviews like that.

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx, I'm having a hard time condensing my review for The Orange Box, which will be the next review I upload.

Just FYI, upcoming reviews from the Toilet Bowl (in projected order):

The Orange Box

Rainbow Six: Vegas 2

Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2 (By Request)

Grand Theft Auto 4 (if I finish it soon)

The Bourne Conspiracy

[TeenageAznBoy]

I'm looking forward to seeing them.

[acwann118]

nice review, it's true though that the game has a lot of glitches and shit, but the game is so great you end up not giving a shit

[iamturdrocket87]

Basically, yeas, that's exactly what I was trying to say.

[dom1215]

I really agree with everything you say. but i think you need to mention that you can't do side-missions after the main storyline, this really annoyed me, as i was planning to do all of them after the main storyline, but then couldn't, but otherwise great work.

[iamturdrocket87]

True. I've gotten some much more harsh flak for not mentioning many of the game's flaws such as the graphical issues. There are a lot of technicalities we can call on this game, it's certainly not perfect, but in my opinion, there's far more good here than there is bad. Whenever I feel that way about a game I always try to keep the review positive since it's an overall positive experience, but again it's just my opinion. Thanx for watching, I really do appreciate the feedback.

[dom1215]

No problem, thanks for a great review.