Metal Gear Solid 3 In 5 Seconds

[chaos9115]

best game and best series ever

[Imsmoke855]

Metal Gear Solid 3 with many 5 seconds footage

[MrCouragous]

wtf why were there so many of him

[TheIronSavior]

0:43 FUS RO DAH!

[TheNeutralFan]

Well... you can't say it doesn't sum the game up nicely.

Snakes gets beaten up a lot by the Boss, Snake takes the Boss out with infinite class.

I guess this video gets the gist of it.

[TheScorpio290]

1:08 of Snake getting his ass kicked by The Boss.

[F3arWolf]

50 seconds of Naked Snake getting beat up after The Boss says she love him. :/

[0UkyoCassio0]

5 seconds for @SalasSnake = 1 minute and 8 seconds...

[jackofblades94]

so those were 5 seconds...alrighty then?....

[Shoran000]

How in the hell is he still alive?

[Fergusforslipknot]

snake: hey boss, what's up?

*CQC*

snake: what the fuck, bitch!

[elixa4]

everytime snake screams or grunts it makes me want to clear my throat. sounds like hes got a bunch of junk in his throat. no negatives....

[elixa4]

i liked how they made her pictures look younger in pw. in 3 she looked... lifeless bone faced. hungry... you could barely see her want for peace. looked like she wanted a snack it was that bad

[elixa4]

more like a thousand ways to proove a lie xD. but srsly the boss cared about snake.

[Dongkek27]

big boss batters snake like a baws

[fadedsolitude28]

haha! love hurts

[TimeLegacy]

Yeah, beating the shit out of the person whom you "loved" and breaking him arm and throwing him off the bridge down the river is called love.

[ikir14]

@TimeLegacy she "loved" him as a protege, but still, the mission to infiltrate russia and fake defection comes first.

[InfuserGod]

Oh yeah, and 19 people were thrown into a river by the Boss

[InfuserGod]

Tough love still counts you know! :D

[Voidjanrulerserus]

shortest 1:08 secs ever

[TPEACHET]

big boss had his lesson of judo.

[TheBeatexpert]

GGGaaaaa GGGGAAAAA GGGGGAAAAA!!!!!

[ThePaulvera]

this is why he lost to solid snake. He was the real ass kicker in the family

[Tordah26]

"I raised you, I loved you...but God you're a pussy, Snake".

[PoliticalBoondocks]

featured on sonny.isgreat.org

[johnnytimgudao]

song in the end?

[xRapidDavex]

@johnnytimgudao

watch?v=8NOabk7Lt2E

[MetalGearGirl002]

@johnnytimgudao Way To Fall by StarSalior. :)

[haarmegiddo]

Well... it's not 5 sec, but a nice idea

[bustword]

I was expecting "kill me Snake " at the end

[PaladinGear15]

This is why I dont have a girlfriend!.... *sob*

[Willy2537]

The whole game is about Naked Snake getting pwned countless times, yet he continues to do his mission because he is a frikkin' BIG BOSS!!!

[mirataku1]

love hurts ='[

[garougt]

@ the video, yeah pretty much.

[Nonazoona]

hahaha it should have ended with snake delivering the final shot :D

[Chariflame]

Longest 5 seconds of my life.

[ecchibanzaii]

@Chariflame TIME PARADAOX!

[plasmapuppy01]

love hurts

[ShadowMark572556]

HHHHHHEEEEEYYYYY THAT 5.1 SECONDS!!

[heykay17]

@ShadowMark572556 Nuh-uh! it was 5.0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000000000000001

[Cardinals525]

Doesn't snake learn?

[BlueKewne]

I know TGWTG's 5 second videos weren't 5 seconds long...but at tops they were 12-15 seconds...not a whole minute >>

[OldEmixX]

true love

[tyrannasaurasalan]

Yeah, I have to agree. I'm pretty lenient with what qualifies as "5 seconds" but this was way too long.

[Coolroekoe]

I don't think that were 5 seconds...but the boss has an other meanig of time i think....

[BboyLupe17]

big boss has a funny pain screem, but my pain screem is even weirder T_T

[NeoPanzerth]

was this game any good? this is the only one i dont have

[Mattbyob]

@NeoPanzerth my personal opinion, it has the better storyline. I loved it.

[SaixXIsaVII]

@NeoPanzerth

Best Game in the Series ^^ (in my opinion)

[zingodoom]

@NeoPanzerth

Oh yeah, it's DEFINATELY worth it. But your first time through, you may want to play it on Very Easy mode.

[briani4735263]

Got your bandannaaaaaaaa......

[jm42fun]

No in five seconds would be failing to land the parachute at the begening!

[Negrumir]

Five seconds my ass.

[BXLoTuSKKlaN]

she loved him so much she wanted to complete the OTHER MISSION, eat the snake!

[LittleArmah]

I raised you. I loved....beating the shit out of you, Snake.

*derpface*

[Mattingly97]

if i saw the boss i wouldve RPG's and AA12'd her then ran

[jonting91]

i love you 'throws him off bridge'

lolwut?

[Sony5689]

And this is exactly why I didn't hesitate to shoot her ass at the end of the game

[Joesire]

Too predictable, you should of shortened it

[ComradeGraty]

GAHHHHHHARGHG

[MetalGearSolidFIN]

that was NOT five secs...

[RyanBenett]

@MetalGearSolidFIN Who gives a shyte, it was still funny

[MetalGearSolidFIN]

@RyanBenett true, but it says five seconds so i get confused when it keep continuing : D

[blueoblivionx]

You should've at least said "in a minute" xD 

[ALIHAIDER123456789]

snake is such a pussy

[CRUNKnBehindert]

Someone here couldnt count... XD

[TurnerTheGurner]

Don't you mean 54 seconds?

[Twilleh]

That wasn't 5 seconds.

[PlushNunchucks]

Big Boss has the world record for getting his assed kick the most in(MGS3) one day.

[SSJ5G]

The Boss: "I raised you, I loved you."

*cut to Snake getting owned. Repeatedly.*

[vdubkingvincent]

should of said "FATALITY" 

[breedlove94]

i never figured an ass beating by Diane Simmons would hurt that bad

[SneaKinGHunTeR75]

if thats lovin your student then whats HATIN HIM!!!??

[michaeltran00]

Yeah imagine The Boss in bed. :\

[yayo97]

whats the music at the end?

[RoyFan33]

@yayo97 - Way to Fall by Star Sailor (it's the song that plays at the end credits of the game)

[anth00000]

misleading title

[eddy12555]

Snake(inside his head):Man this RRRREEEAAALLLYYY wasnt my day.

[Thestarwarsmovies]

that was longer than 5 secs.

[KidGokuuu]

every time snake talks it sounds like he has to clear his throat

[Frday101]

Snake just gets owned.

[rasla45]

me too

[skinslover47]

this is just the boss beating up big boss

[Momentum139]

Sometimes soldier...love hurts.

And it can break bones.

[Xiomara727]

The way The Boss expresses love is through physical pain..!? o_O

[Baron821]

Longest five seconds in my life... lol

[TheIrule345]

it should snakes gets owned

[trusttruth1985]

tough love.....

[oosaf]

And here I thought I was original T_T

[AchillesEightyThree]

Well, to be fair, she did say she "loved" him, in the past tense.

[TheartoFbreaKng]

DAOGGGGUGUGUGUGUGGUH

DAOGGGGUGUGUGUGUGGUH

DAOGGGGUGUGUGUGUGGUH

DAOGGGGUGUGUGUGUGGUH

DAOOOOOOWOWUWUWUWUWUW *splat

[IrishLolita127]

she love him very very HARD

[ColinEmerald]

This is hilarious. I think half of the game disc was made up of people beating the crap out of Snake. But yet he's still awesome.

[snakegod]

timing is a little off no?

[Jack1790849915]

You call this five seconds?

[devilmaycryagency]

now thats tough love...

[ziad33546]

YEAH, you reeeaaally loved him, didn't you BOSS?

[NeoGamemaster]

Yeah The Boss beating the shit out of Snake!

[GSFCarlJ]

"The new blood has been rejected."

[mimimario282]

*think

[mimimario282]

The Boss: I raised you i loved you...

after what i just saw i thin she hates him

[miamimanni]

pretty good. Of course 5 second satire- should be closer to 5 seconds. And there should of been one more scene after the whole kick ass scenes. It's missing the punch line

[arleckstheram17]

the scream when he falls over the bridge is the most retarded thing i've ever head

[TheEvilNekoSable]

Do you realize how hard it must be to voice Snake screaming?

[gatotsu911]

It's a miracle David Hayter still has vocal chords.

[superdoupah]

that's what they call tough love ^^

[dmacrulz09]

BIG BOSS getting beat up by a girl LOL, you call that a legendary soldier.

[Seymroth]

Well, I seriously think you should count in that it's NOT just an ordinairy the girl-next-door...

[archietheepicness]

LOL!

[CommanderLink]

that was more than 5 seconds...

[Jecht111]

indeed

[TheDonutFox]

in the end...you shoulda edited the video to make snake say (or you) "you call that loving?"

[Usul573]

By the time she beats him up the, what fourth time?

I was like, *sigh* this KEEPS on happening!!

[LordMagnus91]

LMAO Basically sums up the entire game. The Boss pwns!!!

[killergame98]

WOW,so much of how the boss braggs about how she raised snake,but yet does all those fucking things to him!

[ryant457]

the boss had fun

[TheLeoKlein]

mgs3 in 5 secs more like 1:08

[lostleader8]

Yep. thats MGS3 alright.

[Cyrisik95]

snake being owned

[LedKashmir]

The Boss owns Snake quite a few times in this game..ha, only she could though..i love The Boss, she's awesome...one of my fave characters along with Naked Snake of course :P

[DarknessXER]

Doesnt it look like snake gets shot in the balls at 00:42?

[sandman189]

The boss sure had fun :P

[shadowluigi42]

all of these videos without fail has some  n00b who says the video isnt 5 seconds

[splugen]

Not. Five. Seconds.

[Ginteru]

So?

[Dragon4234]

Who. Gives. A. Fuck.

[NICKvavavoomCAREY]

amazing game

[W4d5Y]

Not too well done. You should have decreased the length of the cuts and only used the most significant, like breaking an arm. And maybe something like a protest from snake at the end, so maybe it should be like "I loved you. I raised you. *quick succession of scenes of B-boss beating him up* Snake: Nooooo!"

[elevatedclown925]

The boss? More like "THe ho"

[cgFL21]

not 5 secs but then it would be funny snake gets owned tehn in end snake owns teh boss lol

[TheGiff1432]

...

[Awesomegirl1989]

Snake & Eva . The Boss is tough -.-

[Matttevez]

I wouldn't want The Boss to hate me, knowing how she "loved" him.

[ReppinDK87]

@Matttevez lol XD very true

[firelord699]

@Matttevez but concidering that hate is the opposite of love..

[MakkaraPullaKeijo]

Hey, the female character is Boss, right?

I haven't played the game but heard alot of it.

Lol... Boss is such a badass D:

[PersonNo1]

She is indeed, but her code name is "The Boss", she's not just the Boss.

[MakkaraPullaKeijo]

Ok. Thanks.

[dasetman]

"Who ever will suceed will inherit the name of Boss."

[wei00007]

HAHA owned by a girl

[theLOLman121]

More like "HAHA owned by your mom" Seriously.

[wei00007]

Yes.....seriously...3 months ago.

[theLOLman121]

Ok..The boss is big boss's mom if you didnt get me. :P

[darkstalkeranarkhis]

no the boss is ocelots mom

[Hibofobi]

@darkstalkeranarkhis WHAAAA?

How do you know that?

[ass1h]

the database of Metal gear solid says Ocelot is the son of the Boss

[strikeout1991]

no she isnt

[TakiMM]

rofl

[Heartless365]

The boss: what??? it's tough love

[KobaltBlue]

For the love of all fucking shit, 5 second videos do NOT have to be five seconds long, have you people not figured that shit out already? Watch something like the one for Reservoir Dogs, that one's fairly long.

[XGiftedGamerX]

That's probably the toughest love in existance!!!

[kasper549]

What the hell kind of love is that???

[robotzrus]

You should show snake shooting her at the end.

[zeromk5]

HAHAHA this is one sadistic video.

[Wickerbasket]

Different sort of time paradox. This isn't 5 seconds.

[robotzrus]

even the original ones never were. You don't get on peoples asses when they say "wait here for a second" or something like that, do you?

[Wickerbasket]

The Titanic one is reasonably close to 5 seconds, probably less than. And to be honest, I was more making a joke on the whole time paradox thing. I see it swept, no - swiffered, you by.

[DemonOfHalo]

u should've called it in 60 seconds, because 5 seconds is completely innaccurate w/ how many scenes of big boss hurting snake you put in.

[eganator4]

wts the song at the end of the video?

[uchihasblood]

So it's true. Love does hurt.

o_O

[XplodingGuy]

damn snake got pwned.

this has outta be my favourite single player game of all time.

[XHeiko]

Why does everybody say "love hurts" when the relationship between The Boss and Snake is referred to as "not love", but something different? Am I missing something out?

[goku4ssj4]

YOu are RIght dude!

[Iwannaplayssbb]

yeah i remenber this bitch,i had a fun time CQC ing her in the final figth

[caimisace]

you'd have thought by mgs4 he would have to sneek round in a wheel chair

[TheNoobSeries]

Actually mgs3 is naked snake (big boss)

[goldennintendopower]

Um...Ow.

Snake: U GIV ME A BOO-BOO...Or 2, or 3, or (2 hours later) or 9000!, or OVER 9000!

Boss: YES! OVER 9000! of my love 4 U

Snake: 0_0

Boss: And I will love U forever...

Snake: (eye twich)

[clazzyKUN]

love hurts. BADLY.

[superwiiman123]

wtf?

[markasscop]

no wonder they say love hurts,but here love hurts bad

[pizzaguy277]

lol all the scenes snake getting owned

[BlackpeopleLOL]

5 seconds? more like 5 minutes. yaaawn. make it shorter dumbfuck

[falconmonkey56]

(starts crying) that was the best movie ever!

[Rollingbloger42]

you know... the boss's way to love snake was more like apache love XD

[halo3freak566]

mgs3 best ps2 game

[mballin224]

random but The End was tha best boss in tha game...he was so awesome especially wen outta nowhere ur lookin at urself thru his scope haha

[halo3freak566]

love hurts

[JoshuaMRead]

isn't CQC just aikido?

[SalasSnake]

anyone else notice how Snake's groan of pain is the same when he gets shot in the leg and when the boss throws him over the bridge?

[LordHardkore]

Because David Hayter didn't get the chance to watch the cinematics before he'd do the sounds needed, so they would use the same groan over and over.

[Mixonpl]

@SalasSnake Yeah, Snake's boring.