Japanese History

[SirHungryHippo]

HAHA THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING! LAWL!

@zealuk Man, You need to be famous or something...you have no idea how much i lol'd.

i was literally on the ground rolling around in a puddle of my own piss because i lost control of my bladder while laughing sooo hard

[ptnknamhcm]

so amazing! thank you for posting

[Draedaja]

Oh god, this is priceless, I'm laughing my ass off over here (studying Japanese history first semester atm)

[cuwnrdlwkrlawjddlf]

japan's all of Cultures is korea's(from korea)japan's 1st king was came from korea..

[cuwnrdlwkrlawjddlf]

Japan is an axis of evil. Dirty japan! Go to hell!

untill BC 8, japan had not Character.Japan was built by the ancient korea.Japanese characters "Kana" were derived from Korean Silla dynasty.Japanese history was made Recently.Japan's history was pure invention.

[StephenDierdorp]

wow you can talk very fast lol video

[Kimsropia]

It is the ancient Korea to made Japan.

Before they introduced European & US cultures in modern age, they were colony of Korea and China for some thousand years. This is true.

People who studied history of East Asian recognize this truth.

Antiquitys are hardly found in Japan.

So, they are feeling inferiority complex

It is famous story that Japanese historian buries imitation similar actuality inheritance to land.

[M9721k]

japan! Fake monkey! kawai~

[AngelBiLove]

People began living on the Japanese islands on TUESday, one hundred thousand years ago. LOL XD

[Aozora575757]

AP World History exam tomorrow...gonna kick ass on any Japanese question now. Yay.

[Chrismonchan]

tyvm for pronouncing things the way they're meant to be pronounced.

[Zer0Sum1111]

X-port.........that was cool.

By the way, is the song at the end "woo-hoo" sung by the 5,6,7,8s?

[toki1221]

asian people waste their life to insult japan.

[SatoTM2]

lol "people began living on japan...on tuesday" lol xD i love humor like that. "tuesday after noon...just around teatime"

[soopaflychic]

japan=monkeys 

[SSJ2Starscream]

so japanese people are koreans or chinese but how did they evolve to become so kick ass and weird

[steve3110]

More guns than Compton:) That was good.

[Hanul91]

LOL japan was made by sun goddess. HHAHAHAA

[zealuk]

@Hanul91 Actually the Japanese creation myth states that Izanagi no Mikoto and Izanami no Mikoto created the islands of Japan by dipping a jeweled spear into the sea.

Korea and China also have equally outlandish creation myths just so this doesn't turn into some kind of pan-Asian best myth pissing contest.

[Hanul91]

@zealuk

This is from Nihon Shoki (historical reference book), why does it have this myth in a historical related book though??? Koreans and Chinese divides this, so its seperately, a fantasy one and a historical record one but not Japanese????

[zealuk]

@Hanul91Kojiki is a collection of the myths of Japan, while Nihon Shoki is essentially a historical record with myths tagged on at the front. I think the Japanese at the time were trying to give their imperial lineage authenticity when compared to that of China.

If you could give me some examples of Korean or Chinese history that distinctly show separate verifiable history and creation mythology then I'll be happy to agree with you.

[Hanul91]

@zealuk

Look at books of Korean and Chinese, they all seperate fantasy and reality. But japanese, imperial lineage????? Japanese King?? So what??

[zealuk]

@Hanul91 Erm no they don't. 書經 and 史記 contain mythologies to extend the Chinese imperial line farther back into antiquity. I'm sure Korean examples are equally readily available.

Please understand that I'm British and I frankly don't give a shit about the ridiculous rivalry between Japan, China and Korea. In fact I'm thoroughly bored by it, and I think anyone with a shred of intelligence should be too.

[chinaownseverything]

@zealuk wasnt the flag of japan created in 660 BC on its so called day it was created as a nation

[AngelBiLove]

@Hanul91 LOL america was made by slavery and racial extinction murdering of women and children. HAHAHAHA

[JUKIO01]

japan is now the third largest economy, china second. i dont think you mentioned how people came to the island, how did the? i heard the koreans and chinese sent all their criminals to the island of the japan, kind of like alkatraz today

[MrShimonk]

@JUKIO01　r u jokin! ur an idiot piece of korean/chinese piece of shit

[JUKIO01]

@MrShimonk wow the ignorance in what u just said is hilarious. im japanese, korean and german, how am i chinese? facts are facts, maybe u should read something or watch something

[rien783]

y did i hav 2 sign up 4 this? i'm a christian and i didn't find anything inappropriate or offensive about it at all. i find it entertaining in fact, very funny. hope this vid becomes more easily accessible. some people, myself included, sometimes just don't bother when the warning saying one has to sign in to see a vid appears and just move on to the next vid.

ps: do upload more vids

[bubbles02010]

nicely done

[sonomama82]

すばらしい！

[hoo555hoo]

Good job! But 日本 is NOT "land of the sunny book".

本 has another meaning 'Birthplace'. So Japan = 日本 = Sun + Birthplace = "Land of the Rising Sun".

[rangerdave1973]

that was great...it has that humore you see in those "Idiot guides to English history" where they use humor to teach. Nice....very nice

[yokonoriddim]

長州って、しかもそっちのほうかよ、うける。



[mastahblastah001]

長州んとこめっさ笑ったわ！！！　I really love the way you mentioned about Chousyuu wit that photo. LOL

[innakor]

mate this vid is so useful for my exam!!!

[antking1117]

good ass video.

[bmoc64]

Terrible, couldn't stand to watch more than a minute.

[Oceansnz]

thats oarsome bro!

[rockhugger1]

saw this in ss class. haha nice!

[kentobi88]

japan has 10,00000 years history!

[DarkNekoStudio]

nice wrap up!

[ReddishDeath]

haha you made my day.

Today I've to write an exam in Japanese history and this summary is damn helpful

[RoninDave]

lol! I've been thinking of doing a vid on this thing for some time as well with a stopwatch set for 10 mins. 2:37 I recognize my photo from Kyoto's Jidai Matsuri (Festival of Ages). nice job!

[zealuk]

Thanks for the use of the photo dude!

[DarkSpawnDruid]

Arigato!

Manga!!!! Some progress and maybe a war...

[cactustactics]

Awesome work, and honestly the WW2 part was really well handled - the sudden pause in all the badda-badda-bing narration and visuals drives the point home

SONO JOI!! or something!

[warser3401]

thank you, you are the people on youtube that actually deserve subscribers

[jrlieto]

haha, even more than COMPTON.

[FlameColonelRoy]

Good stuff. Funny and informative. Props. Thanks for the link from KW.

:)

[zealuk]

Well you can base your opinions on this exchange student friend of yours and I'll base mine on the last 5 years teaching in Japanese schools and sitting next to a history teacher at work.

Fucktard.

[tigerjonn]

hahaha i like how he almost didnt even mention japanese involvement in ww2... wouldnt that be a big part of japanese history?

[glasspig]

the japs teach their students that ww2 BEGAN with the a-bombs dropping on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

if they create false anger, then they'll avoid truth altogether.

[zealuk]

I wonder what you are basing that on.

Is it perhaps your experience teaching history in Japanese schools?

Wait, no, you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about.

[glasspig]

oh gee i guess the japanese foreign exchange student i met doesn't know what they are talking about either??

pff it's funny how you actually think you know what you are talking about

[zealuk]

I had to leave out the war because this was for use at a presentation and I didn't want to create a bad atmosphere. Also the light tone of the video didn't fit well with dealing with recent history which still causes a great deal of offense if dealt with in the wrong way.

The quote from Hemmingway (who landed at Normandy on D-Day) summed up all that needed to be said about the war in my eyes.

[tubegeister]

Likely not mentioned because as we all know John Wayne won the battle of the pacific single handed - see The Flying Leathernecks.

[vaulter513]

アレックスやるね！

Erica デリクソンでした。

[angryhatch]

KANCHO!

[fr33k3v1n]

They may have done some farming or something, I DON'T KNOW!

[harperrichard]

very niiiiccceeeee

that made my day.

get the suddenly RICE! t-shirts made

[TheUneraser]

Sorry, but no mention of David Sylvian?!

[TheUneraser]

Awesome, this is awesome, this is what real awesomeness looks like, some brilliant subliminal awesomeness touches in there as well Cub. You are not allowed to not do another.

Fraz

[larriestyle]

oh and knees deep in the snow

[larriestyle]

Jesus Christ, i really do wonder what the hell you are teaching those kids. I think a certain someone needs to follow that up with the history of GYAL!

AX GT, Ginnner Gushers, Mashing correctly and slow blinking!

[mjaffier]

Cub, this is both informative and funny. This 7m.53s History lesson skips stereotypes & clichés, leaving behind .. Ive got to say it a soon to be urban classicRespect.

[lostinxlation]

LOL.

Reminds me of a TV show, Walk to Canossa !!

[chainstrainer]

ROTFLMAO!!! Very clever! Very succinct! So true!

[cr720]

Guns, very popular!

Christianty...not so popular!

lol, classic

[JennyCide]

Suddenly Pottery!

Suddenly Rice!

I was expecting Suddenly KANCHO!

[CorkBudokai]

class alex, well done!

[lagunesephitor]

On my evaluation sheet, this section received top scores. Good show!

[myargonauts]

Nice job! I want a t-shirt with "Suddenly... Pottery!" on one side and "Suddenly...Rice!" on the other.  :)

[MessagesFromEarth]

Awesome work, man! This was a hit at the Conference today!

[Ookami7]

Nice Vid....... like mentioned in thread though.... forgot Kurosawa and Mifune.... 100 suburi. Loved the part about Compton!