7 out of 10 people still think those "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" jokes are still funny well almost every viral video i see has some fuck tard putting that in the comments
At least he was thinking correctly immediately afterward. The first word he said was F#@$. Thats right. Thats exactly what he F$%#ed himself out of, even before he began.
Well, at least he won't know what he's missing. Its like they say, "what you don't know, won't hurt you". It's just too bad he knew that was a fire hydrant
Eh dude, You're too young and poor to make vasectomy
pacomendez2002 1 month ago
after this vid... did he have a son/daughter?? hahahah :P
FunnyFan0152 2 months ago
xlnflux the next time i see you post that comment ima send a carma bus to shoot an arrow to your knee for real!
ninendowii2000 3 months ago
i used to skate then i took an arrow to the knee
xlnflux 3 months ago
thank you i must try this
xXXwalmartsucksXXx 3 months ago
-.- wow how dull i couldn't tell what colour the buildings were
IbWnEeIvSl 3 months ago
@thesk8rdude09 Yeah you should have mentioned people being self aware about the comments...
nintendude24 3 months ago
which pixel is the skater?
skogis06 4 months ago
humpage!
utewbcuntasstrophe 4 months ago
guys not funny
HdxMobs 4 months ago
you can make a song from just pressing 5 :D
LiLJohnny23beaner 5 months ago
did any1 actually search Hot to lose a testicle?
Nadimak22 6 months ago
press 5 to fuck xdd
ylovehardstyle 6 months ago
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There are few times in a man's life when it's acceptable to weep like a little girl...
Your wedding day
The birth of your first child
The death of your parents
but the most appropriate time to weep like a little girl........
Is when your nuts get annihilated. Karma is a BITCH
MrSHADOWBOY11 7 months ago
i was like wow hes skateboarding :D ....... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shoot his nuts.... ! is the fire hydrant OK?
frydaddy60 7 months ago
press 5 lol
tonykoz97 7 months ago
haha, fucking skateboarder
Breathor 8 months ago
Thumbs up if you hate these comments that say "thumbs up for..." ;)
cooklol12 8 months ago
pause press play then press 5 repeatedly
potsticker11 8 months ago
@potsticker11 yeah it looked he was scratching his butt on the fire hindrance.
SoulBern01 8 months ago
O_O That hurt me and I'm a girl!
Angeliclily 8 months ago
@Angeliclily There are not such things as "girls" in the internets...
stoneryeah 7 months ago
@stoneryeah K. =v=
Angeliclily 7 months ago
made me cringe and grab my balls!
Suzuhki 8 months ago
my cousin was under a float and i jumped on the float and my balls hit his head we were in the pool
MrJacobadam12 8 months ago
I doubt if he had any balls to begin with
detroitr 9 months ago
@aleeex789 too bad I'm not planning to loose one....ever XD
kaiserxblue 9 months ago
@nickosouda shut the fuck up he's right
xoxlalala99 9 months ago
I think I felt my balls draw up inside me when I saw that...damn! Thumbs up if your balls did the same...assuming you have balls that is.
toradrow777 9 months ago
@toradrow777 just... just no
nickosouda 9 months ago
@aleeex789 Hahahahahahah!
TeKSystemDubstep 9 months ago
He Won't Be Having Kids Any Time Soon. xD
EmoMooseVids 10 months ago
thatnks youtube now my brother has me come in his room at night every 15 minutes to check for sack stealing fire hydrants under his bed
lorenzodailey 10 months ago 5
OOHHHHHHHHHHH oh man >.<
EWW uhhh, i mean.. dogs may have pee'd on that, man!
gigobito 10 months ago
@gigobito hahahaha nice 1 man
oBri550o 10 months ago
@oBri550o
xD ty
it looked painful aswell i guess =D
gigobito 10 months ago
omg i could fking feel the pain!!! awcch!!
sharkman170 10 months ago
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its ok he will be famus like justin bieber right???
no 1 thaught justin biebr would be famus with 1 Testicle
thubs up if u agree
fartbombmaster 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
its ok he will be famus like justin bieber right???
no 1 thaught justin bieber would be famus with 1 Testicle
thubs up if u agree
fartbombmaster 11 months ago
thanks ive been trying this trick for ever and now im a girl so thank you very much!!!!!
sk8elementkid 11 months ago
OMG.....The sound of him hitting that hydrant is terrible....
Sonyag1 11 months ago
Ah dude! this was hard to watch man!
ZomBEA5T 11 months ago
BOOM NUTSHOT!
K0okeeMonsta 1 year ago
no kids for him...
SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS 1 year ago
Bro this is so painful its not even funny XD
lover209408 1 year ago
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweee e, ow this is EVIL not funny but EVIL.
Twitchvids13 1 year ago
now im afraid of fire hydrants
cayhill1999 1 year ago
haha that made me laugh. wili go to hell for that???
goodrichbrandon97 1 year ago
just one testicle?
siliconsurf 1 year ago
1 testicle? he blow his fucking dick off! LOL
ZiTtIkWoLf 1 year ago
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lol introducing insta-gay! just simply smash your balls and your gay! lol
the69erupt 1 year ago
lol did u hear the high pitch "uhhhy!"
monkeynut000 1 year ago
why is our first initial reaction when we get hurt to say "fuck"
TheDrummer178 1 year ago
see your suppose to ollie over it
nolifeATALL23 1 year ago
And son now you know why you got adopted.
23TensaZangetsu 1 year ago
watch?v=xHDTNennj6k
thisisjasperTV 1 year ago
that shit is soft
sky6030 1 year ago
such bad quality i couldnt really see it XD
- Victor C.
VictorCMusic 1 year ago
maaan how old is that????
angrypirat2 1 year ago
Ouch!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
IPrOBaDMaNSoUnDS 1 year ago
and this is how they used to do sex change operations
ThatN00bGamer 1 year ago
my balls hurt just watching this!!
iWannaRib 1 year ago 5
@iWannaRib dont worry his balls were protected by a fire hydren
teedonster 1 year ago
@teedonster lol
iWannaRib 1 year ago
How to loose a testicle?
He lost both!!!
goldeneaglefilms101 1 year ago
Omg he aint having kids anymore
808stewart 1 year ago
How to loose A testicle???
What he have the other one stashed in his wallet just in case..haa
Namdor2012 1 year ago
pause at 0:03
originalkillerpuppy 1 year ago
hey buddy you forgot to jump
mytdog24 1 year ago
a low budget vasectomy lol
rjohn00017 1 year ago
he lost both of them.
KEILEMP 1 year ago
7 out of 10 people still think those "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" jokes are still funny well almost every viral video i see has some fuck tard putting that in the comments
LONGHAIREDMEXICAN 1 year ago
this is how justin beiber was born hahaah that wanna be spice girl!
ninendowii2000 1 year ago
Most obvious comments on Youtube;
Something about Soviet Russia
Something about Thumbs up if..
Something about Justin Bieber
Something about 552 people disliked this
Something about I will kill 552 people along with 2000
Etc.
thesk8rdude09 1 year ago 8
@thesk8rdude09 true true.
sporeuploder15 1 year ago
nothing can hurt a skater. he gets right back up after
TheRasinBagel 1 year ago
how did he get back up!?!?!?!?!
b0uGhTbYChrist 1 year ago
blind lol
Skater4life5656 1 year ago
is that what you call evolution..?. im confused
sethhollie 1 year ago
AAAAWH F**K!
LuChOARTS 1 year ago
i downloaded this on kazaa like 10 years ago lol
503goonie 1 year ago
who herd his voice go up an octive? cus i reckon i just pin pointed the moment of the testicular explosion!
iBlake1993 1 year ago
@Elijah11Canell, oh sorry
evilmudkip73 1 year ago
@Elijah11Canell, i don't watch raywilliamjohnson. I just came up with it
evilmudkip73 1 year ago
OH MY GOD!!!!!! you dented the fire hydrant you jerk!!
punchmaster123 1 year ago 34
i love how everyone on utube is set out on defying someone else. its great
bakershredder 1 year ago
TESTICLE APOCALYPSE!
checkfoldcallraise 1 year ago
in soviet Russia, testicles lose you!!!
ECProductionz305 1 year ago
NO BEHBEHS.
Fingerboardmaster100 1 year ago
@Fingerboardmaster100
TheLamaguy89 1 year ago
Oh ssssShit!!! I was prepared to laugh but then I felt total concern for him.
123backinyerface 1 year ago
the fire hydrant took his virginity
ViacomIsRunByJews 1 year ago
@aleeex789 you know you won't get any thumbs ups for copying badboycoap
KelliferandLanifer 1 year ago
I think its more like how to lose 2 testicles
martinbladt13 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ecwboy13 1 year ago
DAMN i think i just lost my balls just looking at the vid haha
jouwklappik 1 year ago
Is the hidrant ok ?=]
JigSawL0ver 1 year ago
Damn...
Do I laugh or cry?
PureGlamMan 1 year ago
@nrRED2010
and extremely unlucky!
jamesisapain 1 year ago
@nrRED2010
He was trying to ollie the hydrant by the looks of it.
Obviously lost balance and didn't turn out too well for him.
jamesisapain 1 year ago
mr no balls
ortan191 1 year ago
an easy sex change surgery,and the best PRICELESS
MrUltraBlaster 1 year ago
and this is how justin beiber was born...
etwangboy 1 year ago 128
@etwangboy
lmfaooo!
RIVAHOOD25 10 months ago
I heard a crunch
CHARIZORD7 1 year ago
he lost a testicle then he cracked a high :D
1024batu 1 year ago
iiiim not tryin to be funny but it looks like he was aimin for the fire hydrant
sGzNiNjAjUiCe 1 year ago
omg fuck just losen a testicle he lost both nuts and his dick they are officaly gone......his mom always wanted a girl anyway so it all works out
totalyasomeman 1 year ago
0.0 owch!!!! poor guy... he now has a vagina..
B3AND1P96 1 year ago
his now a girl
ollobrains1 1 year ago
sh** men ... I'm sorry ...
menonfire12 1 year ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i felt it.
XColorMeEvilX 1 year ago
aw ooooooo shit it didnt move
blkshyne 1 year ago
yeah I heard that getting hit in the balls like that for a guy would be like being flicked in the clit for a girl. owie.
soccerbabey 1 year ago
@soccerbabey i highly doubt they are the same pain
GTH8991 1 year ago
another reason I quit skating
Jesus0343178 1 year ago 5
@Jesus0343178 I got a big white belly ..thats why I quit
hotforjpn 1 year ago
@Jesus0343178 +1
powerfusev2 1 year ago
nice nut crunch
XTdarkgainTX 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia, FIRE HYDRANT SMASH YOUUUU!!
evilmudkip73 1 year ago 54
@evilmudkip73 in soviet russia nobody gives a fuck!
sporeuploder15 1 year ago
@sporeuploder15, dude I was bored I had nothing better to say
evilmudkip73 1 year ago
@evilmudkip73 okay then cool
sporeuploder15 1 year ago
@evilmudkip73 why would you smash a fire hydrant?
CTfalife623 1 year ago
@CTfalife623, You know what? That's a good question.
evilmudkip73 1 year ago
PWNED!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
Kokuai900 1 year ago
@chillikking No, im a lesbian
mygirlfriendrules 1 year ago
@mygirlfriendrules Wait what did i say?
chillikking 1 year ago
At least he was thinking correctly immediately afterward. The first word he said was F#@$. Thats right. Thats exactly what he F$%#ed himself out of, even before he began.
Well, at least he won't know what he's missing. Its like they say, "what you don't know, won't hurt you". It's just too bad he knew that was a fire hydrant
Chuichupachichi 1 year ago
There are better ways to cool off your hot nuts with water than that method
Chuichupachichi 1 year ago
From that day forward, that neighborhood had a skateboarding transvestite
Chuichupachichi 1 year ago
ouch
FriedChicken192 1 year ago
oO.... OMG
fernandoventrameli17 1 year ago
OMG
RatedEJR 1 year ago
holy shit man damn
saltlake801light 1 year ago
hey guys! my name is Ashley, i am automatically horny to anyone who replies!
mygirlfriendrules 1 year ago
@mygirlfriendrules , didn't make you cringe a bit?
evilmudkip73 1 year ago
@mygirlfriendrules HEY HORNY BITCH XD
TheViciousMichael 1 year ago
@mygirlfriendrules Do you have a penis too?
chillikking 1 year ago
@mygirlfriendrules HI(IM RANDOM)!!!
FriedChicken192 1 year ago
lmao my balls hurt just by wathcing this
reyreyman597 1 year ago 3
that made my balls hurt
C7555 1 year ago
omg read description!!!! nuts ripped off!!!!
xSK8FILMSx 2 years ago
lol **skate** **hit** **squeal**
NikolaiBelinski413 2 years ago
i onece got hit in the nuts during a game of dodgeball.... with basketballs
IronBoulder 2 years ago
get hit in the nuts with an IronBoulder
humananus 2 years ago
what the fuck was this video recorded with?
did someone draw this up in paint?
humananus 2 years ago
@humananus Lmao!
zer0frk 2 years ago
how to lose a testicle ? how can you possibly lose one testicle?
druii2 2 years ago
try what he just did and get back to us.
humananus 2 years ago
get kicked in the nuts, like my friend did in 6th grade xD
soh22 2 years ago
lance armstrong? duh!
michaelchmelar 2 years ago
OMG!!!! OWW !!!
infukinsane123 2 years ago 2
pwned
xSONxOFxCALIFAS 2 years ago
OMG EPIC WIN.....for the hydrant! :D
cameltoejoe69 2 years ago
THE TITLE!!
HAHAHA
glyder1836 2 years ago
lol, that couldnt be why the have no cousins, , maybe this is the reason , the mother sister get in a argument ,
then she takes their cousins away , pretty much happened to me ,
ninendowii2000 2 years ago
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fake
viewsoonicc 2 years ago
awesome
Tri117 2 years ago
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thestevinator1 2 years ago
LOL. scrumpdiliocious?! pussy?! LOOOOOOl.
PoppingPOPcans 2 years ago
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ouch
samdietiker 2 years ago
he'll have quite a story to tell to his nephews and nieces!
ROFLMAO
arrechavengo 2 years ago
yeah but certainly not his kids. xD
LippyProductions 2 years ago 2
yehh lol, why they dont have cousins.
Mrstickpepper 2 years ago
ooohhh! eeeeee
voiceofreason2008 2 years ago
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xeonmoble 2 years ago
he got a vagina now
FORSAKEN053 2 years ago 110
lol! ha ha ha!!
CoCkYJaKe1 2 years ago 3
@FORSAKEN053 jajaja
ragenlove93 1 year ago
@FORSAKEN053 FUCKING DYING OUT LAFFING
13l4CK 1 year ago
@FORSAKEN053 he ripped out his balls not his penis
puranger52 1 year ago
@FORSAKEN053 lmfao
bryantheskater11 1 year ago
@FORSAKEN053 haha nice
kevinlee41300 1 year ago
O SHIT!
madmasterchief 2 years ago
ahhh my fukxinf nuts hurt just frm watching lol
300zx93nismo1 2 years ago 4
LMFAOOOOOOOO i loove it xD
gazdmw 2 years ago