Cuntry Boner

[tgseraph]

82 people found it crass, when he fucked their big white ass.

[SpunkySkunk347]

google is the richest site on the net, why cant it afford to fully load my fucking videos

[dowilliams72]

Now, we know definitively what it was that actually killed Elvis Presley. :D

[lancasterjr]

Can't stop listening... its so catchy. Thank you Maynard.

[mrjoneboi]

i love this song. it brings a smile to my pussy

[sumer41m]

LMAO

[MountAnalogue]

i fucked elvis presley in the bathroom where he died

lol

[zaneknight]

ahaha thats funniest thing iv ever seen maynard do, and virminlord your right

[virminlord]

If you were a musician or had any musical talent what so ever, you'd love Puscifer.

[puppies21616]

Blazing Saddles!!!!!

[renarabbit]

oh man. it's like a tall glass of concentrated America. thumbs up.

[ghostdrab]

best song ever!!!

[kiba353]

did anyone else find this on the squizz XM and now cant get it out of your head

[iamthemoney]

is anyone else hysterically disturbed by the image of glen campbell on a seesaw ?

[cmonachi]

Classic... Electric Sheep FTW.

[shinesp0nge]

IT WON'T GO DOWN

[oncebearfoughti]

Shaper404...I could say that it's not Maynard's job to keep you emotionally or intellectually stimulated...I could say that Tool even wrote a song about over-stimulation(extra credit if you guess the title)...but I think I'll convey my message in a different manner.

In Caps Lock

SHUT THE @$^# UP!

[Mustachhe]

MAYNARD U RULE!

[13scoob13]

this is classic.... cant help but notice how much Maynard looks like SLEAZY P MARTINI FROM GWAR! LOLOL if you dont find the comedy in this song dont blame all those who do or Maynard, its not our fault.... its yours for not finding this funny..... and no one elses...

[Peteteriene]

deeply true! "can´t hep it!"

[Azzaray]

"You fucked the Judds? Hell ya!"

LOL

I can't hep it!

[kringy150]

thats just nasty but i love it!!!!

[KingAttle]

we walk around town wasted singing this as loud as we can...the looks we get from strangers...priceless

[essaygrandeho]

FUCK VERNONCASH!!!

[yomamadontdanz]

Maynard liked to Phuck Aging Hillbillies up the Ying Yang he admits that readily,but he now is Phucking A large Group of Rappers in the Ass which is why he moved in with Eminem.

[sulimon510]

whos the girl

[panckaesareamazing]

#1 on the Billboard Dance Singles Chart XD

[mufflerbearin]

FUCK

[djshelter909]

your a funny man, maynard

[maninthebox94]

Well i love the shit out of this song, but i dono bout this vid but its all good.

Nice, and its gone up, damnit!!!!

[robweese]

Love it!!! ROFLMAO!

-RoB-

[leagrrl]

Maynard's big blonde pompadour cracks me the hell up!

[Anoniminion]

Man fucking maynard lawl.

[GuitarFreako95]

This makes me feel good inside...and in my pants...awh shit...IT JUST WONT GO DOWN!

[isismelting]

cuntry boner is the first thing in ages that makes me feel like a kid again -- this is the pinnacle of avante garde work, i feel...it's in a disguise obviously devised by quite an adept but so is anything worth its weight in dross.

[isismelting]

okay i liked it at first, but now i've had a boner for twenty-four hours straight.

i went to see a doctor, but i just ended up fucking him in the ass until he passed out then stole his pad and wrote myself some sildenafil.

it won't go down, it won't go down.

[powersackers]

Heard this on XM the other night. Had to hear it again!

[craigstlfan]

my cuntry BONER........just wont go down!!!

[sadiebug15]

It wont go down, it wont go down.

[RedLazer3133]

my boner my boner my boner wont go down

[sudosandwich]

HAHA

group... sex!

[FinnegansWakeUp]

What the hell. Why did I not have tickets to these performances??? This shit is phenomenal. It seems like some type of comedy show setup. You can hear the crowd laugh a bit around 2:30. Who's the girl by the way. ? anyone know for sure?

[diegosimone]

she's paz lechantin

[sudosandwich]

no she isn't you idiot

[diegosimone]

so... you judge a person as an idiot because he knows or confuse a person? that's not exactly very smart...

cheers!

[kolektiv7]

She's from Mr. Show.

[linkenmann]

lol

[mynameistrain]

Is that Paz Lenchantin?

[sudosandwich]

nope

[lpvideos]

I wonder if people actually knew that was Maynard at the time this was shot...hell, I'd just like to know more about the show in general.

[cherrylipgloss1979]

LOL

Fucked him on a seesaw

[primus567]

heck yes..

[skitzyj]

This is hilarious!!!

[Mutantelamadrid]

this is great! hahah!

[jwojo623]

funny shit

[oobeus]

it's not Maynard...the guy in the video is too tall

[cmoneystwobuckchuck]

....hollered when I poked 'em LOL!!!...

[Mojolizard9]

HAHAHAHA this shit is PRICELESS man..

right on!

[anselm2219]

I can't "hep" it...by cuntry boner won't go down. Maynard rocks

[MeowChef]

I dont think this is actually MJK

[Marshall1234]

yeah it is, and you can actually see adam jones in the back.

[LateralisUndertow]

at what time can you see him

[layne24]

that is without a doubt Maynard

[Erador]

are you retarded?

[MeowChef]

it doesnt look like him... doesnt sound like him... and is 4 years before puscifer became a band... i was just stating my opinion...

[misterjesus]

you,

are an idiot, that is MJK no doubt about it, looks like him, sounds like him, moves like him, BECAUSE THAT IS HIM.

you stupid dolt.

[MeowChef]

the amazing thing about opinions is that every can have them. grow the fuck up.

[misterjesus]

wow,

you REALLY are the biggest douche in the whole universe.

[MeowChef]

Says the guy throwing out insults on YouTube...

[misterjesus]

yup,

your a douche and your moms a whore.

[MeowChef]

If you're going to be throwing around pointless insults... maybe you should learn that "you're" and "your" are different words.

[Erador]

the video was posted from the Puscifer account... and you say it doesn't look like him... Maynard dressed that way in the mid 90s during the Aenima tours. It was part of his Reverend Maynard persona. And if you've never seen the first episode of Mr. Show from like 96.. I guess you wouldn't know that Maynard and Adam had a fake band in it called Puscifer

[NathanEa]

Anyone can have them, doesn't make every opinion worth a shit.

[MeowChef]

Did you seriously just waste your time to say that?

[NathanEa]

It was in reply to something else that was said, and far less of a waste of time than what you've just done.

[sulimon510]

who's the girl?

[ToolWeaselUSMC]

Adam's in the back lol Damn, I am starving!

[dancingwdeer]

cuntry music at its best ;)

[anubis7771666]

This song is a hit, love this shit!!!!

maynard you rock.....

-Eoafa

[DiniBalls78]

Damn it! I fucking love this song!!!!!!

[sasquatchhhhh]

i heard this song on xm-radio and its stuck in my head..this is the weirdest song ever.

[purenikebball]

Maynard's a character that's all I'm gonna say... haha

[sUmDanK420]

Do any of u know where this show took place?

[csrassoc]

I caint heep it

[taoid69]

you forgot Conway Twitty! he is the most fuckable!

[genderbender]

haha fuck country music, literally.

[pjbear05]

Yo, Maynard did you fuck Cletus too? Hot Damn!

[Toolfan420420]

Does maynard have any plans to fuck kenny chesney? maybe leeann rimes?

[ringzingzing]

Wow i cant believe they fucked the Judds, thats awsome.......

[pjbear05]

Maynard, you're fucking brilliant!

[patwow]

I cain't hep it!!

[dazaar]

Now, that's why I looove Cuntry Music. Beers, Steers and Queers! Yeehaa!

[ElBinoPenguin]

that was one of the most beautiful moments in human history

[sagem28]

i couldnt agree more

[falineowlight]

*giggles* God, Maynard, you are the best.

[mousebiscuit]

Lol you could tell it was a challenge for maynard to hit that low register on the album version. I know, because I'm a tenor like him, and it takes alot of work and preperation to get into the low range comfortably. He had to sing an octave higher in this performance.

[EnricoFermi82]

I fuck the judds

[KayEnDub]

You too?

[nathancheney]

u fucked the judds?

[RilofRye74]

hell yeah!

[merkabah2]

thank you .. rich.. keith.. is alright..

[LETHLSS]

been hearing this on XM Radio SquiZz alot lately, fkn hilarious!!

[LETHLSS]

fkn lmao!!

[smazzk]

I too fucked the judds,this is vfunny and a welcome departure for maynard,so what if he wants to have a pointless laugh,he can do whatever the fuck he wants ala the new puscifer album where he does exactly that & it works, i thank u

[gabranth727]

the girl in this video is paz lenchantin ?

[meunlikeyou]

No, it's Laura Milligan.

[tk3141]

Hmmm, so whats the point to this? Man, I never thought I'd see MJK being reduced to singing about f*ing and hard-ons. If you do comedy, do it properly, but imo this is just a waste of time.

[DarkTranceWizard]

Haha. You obvioulsy don't understand Maynard.

[thelysergicprojekt]

I just came back and read this again. I think I might hate you. You dont get Maynard at all. How dare you call yourself a fan.

Die in a fire.

[pixelatedxdeath]

you're obviously not a true fan of Maynard... and it went straight over your head... opinions are like bungholes...yours stinks... look up any interview w/maynard and you might get him...otherwise shut your pie hole k?

[superleidz]

lol!!!!!!!

[yomamadontdanz]

cuntry boners will go down..(just ask my ex wifes throat)...gag reflexes rule baby!

[glassgodofdoom]

Who said anything about hating country music, Minnie Pearls a peice of sweet poon-tang for sure.Maynards just pointing out the obvious.

[thelysergicprojekt]

Then you obviously dont understand Maynard

[gabranth727]

you fuck the judds???

[ohdude71]

I fucked the juds!

[soldynblue]

I can't hep it...genius.

[acropulsion]

thank you to puscifer for writing this song. It's rock's retaliation to country music!!!!!!!

[ahrimansong]

um, i dont think its a retaliation at all -- just because YOU don't like country doesn't mean maynard thinks it sucks

[blwalla]

02:34 LMFAO... "I cain't hep it"

[Phranquely]

I know... that's the best part.

[Aenigma71489]

Maynard is the man

[AvalonOak]

What the hell I am supposed to say ,now !!??

Dear God that man is a breath of fresh air.

[SaltyVeteran]

"Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him" Epic.

[rottendenmark]

i gotta big boner and i'm about to toss off to maynard's bald head!

[Edgeofthedarkness]

I laughed all the way through this song!

[darkconan2000]

That song is fucking great. lol

[niggitynignig]

my choochoo is leaking mangoo all day please help me mr. tool

[bluegravity018]

maynard displaying some serious dance moves. I gotta steal that arm swing... solid gold

[kmilalopez11]

Maynard is as tall as his boner haha

[rorast]

Shut up, stupid hippy.

[roseharms]

This song should've been on the last Tool album

[thegreatleviathan]

ahahahahahahahaha thats all i got to say!

[CobainKursch]

This is another perfect example of Maynard just being plain out funny.

[LedZepFan70]

I believe the woman singing next to Maynard is Paz. But don't quote me on that.

[longstockings666]

i'd fuck ashley judd!

[burnblanket]

you should see a doctor about that boner.

lol.

[ddarius5]

why dont you unzip you pants your boner will go from here to alaska

[000OD]

soon

[draginudown]

u can see adam jones playin a guitar i think behind the guy back up singer to his left in the yellow shirt

[endicide1969]

yep sure is him good eye--i have watched this many times and never picked up on it--thx

[longstockings666]

you know who the woman is singing next to maynerd?

[Postelini]

Yes 1999 but this isn't Puscifer. It's Recreational Rascists, another project he did. But this song's a cover. Tom Morello from Rage wrote this song.

[Backyardrastlexx]

i prefer the version where Maynard sings alone but this one is good too

[Postelini]

That girl has some nice kicks too..

[Postelini]

This is some cool shit...

[cowboys170]

I think you all do a fascinating job of overlooking sarcasm, and seeing straight thru comical artistry, and spelling perfectly, and taking no offense toward country music legends, and, and, and, ahhhhh f**k it, roll the video.

[jameshippiekid]

it want go down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yomamadontdanz]

this is funny as hell

[yomamadontdanz]

this is funny as hell

[slimslider]

I would love to see a live performance.

[sprwnch]

yeah, maynard has a bit too much time on his hands. this has to be his way of seeing what bleating sheep we actually are. either that or he needs to lay off the mescaline. stick to wine jimmy. although, i am tempted to play some bluegrass just so i can check out his bone...wtf?

[xteamxidahox]

Why do people always have to rain on a persons work when they get stuff done

wtf have you done?

[pablodmdp]

its full of dumbasses in the world.

"stick to wine jimmy" jajajajaja suck my dick

[isdfya]

This is great. I think it just shows how human Maynard is, and that he knows he can do what ever the hell he wants and were going to flock to it no matter what. He has a great sense of humor, and not everything he does has to be some kind of deep statement. Good for him.

[demian17]

I'm starting to doubt Maynard's sanity

[monomana]

Lawl.

[hitchythegun]

lol, hilarious

[lawrargh]

is it just me or does maynard look like he does have a boner a lot live anyway XD?

[lawrargh]

ROFL I love maynard

[ab36000]

Maynard has funny jokes.

[crazzytrain666]

They are supposed to my friend, they are SPOOFING CUNTRY

MUSIC.............DUH

[crazzytrain666]

Anything Maynard does is pure BRILLIANCE

JP666

[iestheri]

thanks for the memories you send to me! my friend! whole lotta love! iestheri

[thefirsttriad]

To liquidbook, that is not Paz, that's a chick from Mr. Show, can't remember her name. And that's actually where Puscifer made it's debut, with Adam Jones, doing a song for Robbie Dobbs.

[46n2idiots]

i thought so.. she doesn't look like paz.. thanks for the info

[dormetheus]

looks like the backup singer is from mr. show, too.

[idwita]

that's our Maynard...

[philoluna33]

This is fu**ing awesome!!!

[Zwoffo]

Is this really from 1999?

[killyourfacemrlee]

is there anything this guy can't do i mean holy shit. go maynard, you gave me a cuntry boner

[KingPep145]

who is dis chick maynard is singin wit??whoever it it is dis shit fuckin works!!and is another maynard ORGASM!!!

[liquidbook]

The chick is Paz from APC.

[Peaulisse]

no its not

[crazzytrain666]

It's not What?

[Nottidredd]

Laura Milligan

[IronCladBen]

this is ridickulous

[Lucidwindows]

That had to be a blast to perform!

[ErickXD14]

He forgot George Straite, Alan Jackson, Merle Haggerd, Jimmy Buffet and Garth Brooks. That female singer is very annoying but the songs still funny. Im a big fan of country but this funny as hell. And if youre offended by this, youre just a bitch with no sense of humor or sense for that matter.

[MetalEagle95]

I saw this and thought it was stupid untill i caught myself singin "mu cuntry boner, it wont go down" while watchin tv