Hear No Argument, See No Argument

[radd973]

you look like a young tommy chong

[Llynok]

Wicked face fuzz, both of you.

YouTube arguments in three minutes, twenty-nine seconds.

A beer for you both, on me.

[ShowtekGER]

this looks 100% like the intellectual debates i like to get involved in on the internet. too many direct examples of my own arguments. quite an eye-opening and funny experience to see myself smart-arsing with other super intelligent people

[MrCrowley1018]

as much as I love your videos, they always make me want to take up smoking again. you bastard.

[DalikastheStoic]

@Azrienoch Post Modernist? You know.... that is an insult to any philosopher who you speak to. The Post Modernists are like the Sophists and to call one a Post Modernist or a Sophist is like saying that the person sins against philosophy, the most holy of studies. lol

[Eralen00]

wow a cigarette you're so cool

[fauyd]

kantian postmodernist still made the least sense out of anything in there.

[NwZ2]

Instead of people trying to figure out if they've *actually* communicated with each other, we're too busy trying to prove each other wrong.

[NwZ2]

This video wins it because every thing that was said flowed logically and is indicative *of* most arguments I see. Hahaha.

[Elaina43]

I'm now hearing "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" in my head.

[Doctrinius]

Fucking brilliant.

"That fallacy is *fallacious*!"

[HyperSonic1987]

Hey smokey the bear. Just kidding. Good to see another video of yours again. Nice parody, by the way. It resonates a great deal of Youtube lol XD

[tmad890]

the basis of a logical debate, is to debate the illogical basis of one you debate with.

with the strategic formation of fictional

proof that is mathmatically prooven to be fact. given a thesis of equations that can only be seen on paper, prooving that your logic is correct. in a sense your logical

argument is illogical to itself...check mate!

[TheDevilsAdvocate55]

Sad to say I've been caught in this situation more then once :/

[Katatawnic]

Yeah, my second laugh of the evening, we're on a roll now! ;p

This was great.... viewed it four times (laughing just as hard each time) before I got around to commenting. lol

[7Gods7Shinobi7]

no matter how many times i see this vid, i cry from laughing so hard

[Vig78]

its even better the second time around. lol

[msa1985]

You forgot claims of "pwning"

[msa1985]

Bubinocinate is the guitarist for Slayer.

[BlandyFarFromReal]

BRILLIANT// I just been doing this with people. They think I am crazy on Facebook... I just know how to use my brain.

[arguingcounttysuperi]

lmao excellent.

[KT45]

Great Video! LOL

[BlackProteus]

Ad mominem.

[def44]

ding ding, round two....

[9macrina9]

what a hoot!(new metaphysical term) lol this is a joy!

[ThatChristian]

Ha! Ha! Ha! That's great!

[EviTheFreak]

This feels like déja vu.

Awesome stuff, man. :-)

[JuniorShaman]

hehe! niiice video guys!

indeed this site has a lot of thoose "arguments".. :D

[RoadRunnerLaser]

Nicely put together, guys.

Most entertaining.

[RoadRunnerLaser]

... darn..! If I hadn't shaved just before getting married my chin-tuft would have been as long as bubonicnate's by now... :(

[cozarcade]

Haha, i am presently having an arguement just like this on you-"boob"

!!! brilliant!!!

however this video is completley self-serving

and there for existentually purposelous

[Pensionisten]

lool so funny =))

[Entropy56]

"Azrienoch The Movie" Starring William Shatner as Kant and Dr. Benton Quest as Azrienoch.

[mconn2112]

Hilarious.

[heinz57girl]

Genius!

[QuarksAreStrange]

hahaha excellent collaboration guys : )

[TheGrammarian]

Azrienoch, you are just wonderful. Absolutely brilliant. Call it as it is, YT debates are lame.

[dankwilliams]

funny as hell Az!  very entertaining.

[MaxSmart579]

Straw man - making an argument no one will object to and directing the focus toward that point in order to win an argument.

This is why I took such great pleasure in the exchange:

"You're stupid."

"Straw man!"

LOL

[alienjesus2012]

im serious, this is the best video i've seen in weeks.

i lol everytime : )

[zenmamajen]

brilliant as usual! :)

[rUTokKIN2ME]

Made my day! So glad i took a minute to check in on you Az!

[8rf]

ahahahahahha. this is supreme. brilliant.

[rooksarii]

The only thing I can add to this is a quote from Hedwig and the Angry Inch:

"I got kicked out of university after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll entitled "You, Kant, Always Get What You Want"

[alienjesus2012]

lol this is great

[ryanisfootdrums]

I really enjoyed this!

[RyalsYou]

Ad parentium? Gold.

[rumpagump]

yeah but when you watch it happen on youtube it takes like 5 months. and no one knows what any one is talking about and the comments are full of flames

[geoog1]

Good point, really good point.

[maksiiiskam2]

Wow! Rhetoric was always concidered to be an art and you two turned it to sublime! Minimalism in the form, hyperrealism in the effects.

[msnomer71]

this made my afternoon, well done gentlemen

[Mike1977a1]

i thought you beleived in absurdism not rationalism?

can you be rational & absurdist? i dont think so

therefore the other guy won the debate as you vilated the law of non contradiaction!

[azrienoch]

Found it.

[msnomer71]

ha, you cheeky monkey

[StevenErnest]

Lol, "The Philosophical Argument Clinic," a la Monty Python. ^_^

[EpistemicDuty]

pretty good. Awkwardly true.

[altargirl89]

lol...wow

[TheKidFrom13thStreet]

lol...geez, I have heard all those terms so many times in YouTube arguments.

[ShortbusMooner]

Bwa-hahahaha! Good one! True dat! ;)

[michelle2chat]

I love you guys!!! :D

[PessimisticHumanist]

Kantian Postmodernist! LOL!

[applestar132]

a fallacious ad parentium... classic! Great replay of all youtube arguments guys! :)

[PianoIsTheRemedy]

Fantastic fun.

[Strangeholm]

HAHA!!!!! KANT!

[zorio]

KAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!

[thinkmorepink]

FAVORITED, five stars, fantastic boys! LOVELY job.

[randyhelzerman]

I suppose "ad parentium" would be if I call somebody a bastard....

[chimaster123]

ahhhaah good one, yeah logic is circular, which is why you need reason combined with logic to arrive at a good conclusion

100% logic leads you to paradoxes, 100% reason leads to ignorance

[bwhahrhr]

I loved the first "argument" :D

Great video

[r9nger0ver]

no you didn't.

[masxav16]

ROFL!!!! look i came here for a good argument. . . no you didn't you came here for an argument lol

[DiscoGabe]

LOL!! Amazing, Az.

[Pheobus3309]

ROFL!

[healthyaddict]

LOL!!!!! Oh I love you guys!

[randyhelzerman]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA everybody can save themselves tons of time on youtube now.....we can all just watch this video and have it done with. There's one thing you left out though--every internet argument will even eventually bring up the nazis. :)

[azrienoch]

Damn it!  I forgot!

[bubonicnate]

I remembered but you were obviously blinded by my debate! ... ... ok I didn't remember that either.

[Poonard]

@randyhelzerman YOU Nazi scum!!!!!!! >.<

[achampag]

spot on

nicely done

[ScientificDiscussion]

By the way AZ, did you see my last "new books video", I finally got The New Rhetoric:)

[CityzenJane]

PEE IN MY PANTS FUNNY.

thank you thank you thank you...Now my question is how do I post this as a response to 90% of the 'debate' videos on YouTube....

Seriously fantastic...

[rebyoshi]

KHAAAANT!

This was really funny, and accurate.

You just left out the part where you go off ot your corners and are congratulated by everyone who agrees with you on how you totally Pwnd your opponent.

[cda6590]

I assume that because Amazingatheist is in the video tags that you're mocking him by saying that he usually follows this line of arguing?

[MediaGold]

Nate clearly won when he reached the Ninth Level of Khanness.

[dragon2wolf]

I have to agree

[bubonicnate]

hahaha 9th lvl woot!

[grenangle]

absurd lol ad infintum

[ca13b]

very accurate and equally amusing.

[AtheistAaron]

Laughed out loud several times.

"Ad... herrendium." LOL

Kirk trumps all.

[brouhajoe]

Well done.

[ridi0t]

hahahaha. niiice.

[undefinedego]

rofl

[thequestionmarkofGod]

luvly : )

[Loreleila]

watch?v=teMlv3ripSM :)

[websnarf]

Lol! Pretty funny guys. :)

[trondreitan]

You have no ad hominem straw man argument! Okay, now I confused myself. Anyway, excellent parody!

[AwokenSpirit]

Great stuff guys, this was absolutely hilarious!

[lirpa69]

HAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHA

[smileswithoutfaces]

Bullshitian!

[Barklord]

Hey, I'll be the bullshitologist around here!

[Boucrate]

You're both wrong!.. I,m right! :-)HA!

[naphra2]

Haha :)

[Neonsolid]

I'll give it to you, I laughed my ass off.

[Barklord]

You'd give them your ass? That's illogical!

[mrKuba07]

brilliant

[Barklord]

What do you know about brilliance?!

[plukethep]

that was rather good. Thanks!

[ScientificDiscussion]

Thanks to the both of you:) This was so funny, I laughed my face off! I think I have said or thought most of these remarks (which I probably shouldn´t have admitted) but in any case, nice to see you collectively are imbarking on a reign of Wittgensteinian terror...

[azrienoch]

Thanks man!

[bubonicnate]

Thanx!

[bubonicnate]

I totally pwned you in that arguement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

Congrats you now have no FACE cuz I pwned it off! AD HOMINID!

[azrienoch]

Ignoramus.

[bubonicnate]

Parentium!

[azrienoch]

Kantian!

[bubonicnate]

Randian!

[brshelton000]

KHANNNNNN!!!!

[bubonicnate]

KAAAAAAAAANT!

[azrienoch]

KAAAAAAAAAANT!!!

[StevenErnest]

It can't be Kant 'cause Kirk called Khan. Can Khan be Kant? Semiotically, he can or can't.

[azrienoch]

Ah, but it IS Kant because what Kirk said was modified with a 't' sound at the end. Phonetically, it's Kant, and if you get that, then Khan IS Kant. Semiotically speaking.

[savagemike90]

Objectivist, pfft.

[w0rldpeace]

classic