Crysis - Incredible AI

[MikuMech]

Apparently your games are all fried or something because the AI behave quite competently in mine.

Not that it's necessarily a good thing, as I don't get to see stuff like this.

[daniel14251]

open your eyes and maybe you would see him

[Djentard]

Tbh i have both games and i gotta say the shitty AI in Crysis 1 destroyed it for me, the only "Fail AI" in Crysis 2 was when 2 aliens was doing it in a corner or something, this shit happened all the time on Crysis 1. Both good games tho, you are just butthurt because of Crysis 2 being for console.

Crysis 1 do have better graphics and multiplayer (imo), Crysis 2 MP looks very similiar to CoD's, and i got bored of that ages ago. Physics in Crysis 1 are also better.

[Replicatorz]

@Djentard The first crysis has made it on xbox live, i can't imagine how it would look, but it is on console now.

[Rovlad1984]

@Replicatorz not surprisingly, it looks like ass

[MAGGOTKnees]

loil

[XxXRangerXxX]

LOL he sounds like a Korean Heavy

[Postaldewd]

Horrible game and horrible ai hahahaa!!!!!!!!!!

[MyOptimus101]

your cloaked 

[5madsbas]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[alphaotakux]

Pc master race? Lol.

[Shrumins]

FUCKING INCREDIBLE AI.

[AngelOnez]

At least this was funny :). Crysis 2 is great game but very poor ai, don't know who are the testers but chances are they are paid to shut up. I couldn't sell shit like this to people and sleep happy . The game industry is going down fast, i recommend to people to stop buying these games and these guys go broke for these kind of things they deserve it. Game developers need to make games for passion not profit and ask donation if we like a game not demand outrages prices for shit like this.

[MrBratkenSolov]

i like his :-* face :D

[HackingAModdedGlitch]

Maximum fail engaged 

[dageezerboi]

that is pretty damn smart AI pretending to drown

[tes4o]

All graphics and no game

[SirTannen]

So many problems with Crysis AI, but at least it's not ... erm...At least it's not Crysis 2.

[dageezerboi]

@SirTannen aint that the truth...and the AI is damn impressive compared to Crysis 2 lol

[TheMentalgen]

dat korean is a submarine

i dun see him!

SHIT!

*hides underwater*

[ScarletSnake]

@TheMentalgen

HAHAHAHAAHAA

[nintendude8VG]

shit.

mwubwahhrgh

[Aenrel]

aaouch my mouth, its hurting :D

[WizeDemon]

i lost count at how many times i watched this

[1991MRjesse]

the facial expressions...hahaha

[SonicTheHedgeTrimmir]

I always felt sorry for the koreans when they ran into the water, lol.

[DesertEagleX01]

Soldier 1: "We moving out."

Soldier 2: "I don't see him... SHIIITT!!!!!!......... BWARLLLGGG* (drown)

LMAO that make me laughing very long xD

[MisterPolaristo]

GOTY

[warhawk512]

Commence Asian Swim Technique. Status, Drowning! LOL

[TheDustyRavage]

his face... rofl

[xXxRK0xXx]

Oh my fucking god I can't stop laughing.

[JustinSeizure]

Emergent gameplay is incredible

[ScottoRobotoOfficial]

hhahaha this made me laugh XD

[m9yc]

BWAAARGH!

[Pasechnick]

I guess those guys are talking about Jaws.

— Where did that f*cking shark go?

— I don't see him. SHIT! *goes underwater*

[Hirnlego999]

North Korean schools are top-notch. This way they do not have to send them to interment camps to die or starve them to death. Just put a uniform on them and ask them to swim. Apparently the NK breathe trough their assholes, which is why they drown.

[Joe18640]

"Moving out!!

I dont see him!

SHIT"

*Epicly Drowns*

[LimboShrimp]

@x790z made me lol.

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

SHIT! D:

GRAGBWBWBW

[Bowmasterishfull]

More like "Imersive Gameplay".

[MrNosec]

MAXIMUM FAIL

[drakenlorde]

At least he's trying to find you...

Contrarywise to Crysis 2.

[W4rDice]

@drakenlorde

Did you even play Crysis 2? Guess not . . .

[drakenlorde]

@W4rDice ... Yes. And all IA was doing was running around and always waiting for me to shoot them, in last difficulty. They were not trying to find me.

[W4rDice]

@drakenlorde

Orly? Thats strange because even in 2nd diff. lvl AI is moving to last player location, and when they notice that player is cloaked AI inform units that player use cloak so they switch to search with laser targeting. Well one way or another AI works fine and is more "intelligent" that those dumb soldiers from C1 :X Maybe you are misunderstanding AI tasks in various locations, some are designated to "search" and other to "hold and deffend ground" ;)

[Kiwomens]

LOOOOL! FAIL!

[ILoveEpicMusic]

I laughed out loud so hard I'm crying.

[bazzefaszom]

still better than Crysis 2

[nurtester1]

@bazzefaszom the whole game (Crysis) is better than Crysis 2

[bazzefaszom]

@nurtester1 exactly

[SkoRpionMW2]

lljkecski is FUNNY XD!!!!!!!!

[DaftSebPunk]

roflmao at "BWEEAAAHH"

[KeshnerfFilms]

BUEHAWAWAW

[Blody1337]

lmao xD

[cosapocha]

Blawrgragsglugluglu

[izzyn]

i Can't stop laugh :D...

[PostaIDude]

0:05 Hank Hill

[partisan49]

LMAO the ending is so funny

[Dertheante]

hhahahahahahhahaha

[Sn1p3r4nL]

I think he did saw you.

[kattowitz4]

Officer:" Moving out!"

Soldier:" I dont see him!! SHAAEEET... Blawrabbgrarg..." *drowns*

[TY2lax10]

@kattowitz4 Good you pointing that out, otherwise i would have miss that.

[kattowitz4]

@TY2lax10 You're most welcome.

[TheMentalgen]

not a korean thats a submarine heres the dialogue:

i lost him............SHIT!*goes underwater*

[Apostacious]

you think this AI is bad? you haven't see crysis 2!

[duketheluke18]

@Apostacious Crysis 2 isn't even out yet... plus the leak that became a torrent wasn't even complete. Of course the AI is still buggy in it.

[Apostacious]

@duketheluke18 thats what I mean lol. also, this video is not a real representation of crysis's AI.

[thizizmadnezz]

SHIT! AAAAAHH!

[FlyingDwarfzz]

SHIT! *GLUBGLUBglubblublublub*

[Chubzdoomer]

The "GWAAAHH!" just as the video cuts out makes this comedy gold.

[PostaIDude]

BWWWAAAAAAH

[Phoerocks]

omg awesome XD

[Hanzy302]

Moving out!!! I dont see him... SHIT!!! AHHHHH!!!

[Domingohertz]

RAMIREZ!

[SaucyWiggles]

LOL

[cyberbemon]

best AI evarrrrrrrrrrrrrr lolllllllllllllll

[champayne17]

I watch this at least a few times a day.

It provides endless entertainment.

[mrbob091]

True ending to Crysis.

[gabrielgutendorff]

koreans cant swim

[aldbor5s5]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

I dun see him :<

:l

SHIT D:

[NinjaDuck1337]

Wait a second...maybe their improvising for their lost submarine.

[NinjaDuck1337]

Well of course he doesn't see him, he's already squinting as it is and with all that water in his eyes he's blind.

[123HYPERGUY]

looooooooolzzzzz I watched this 10 times and im still laughing

[Assasinator3000]

FUCKING FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHA first he looks fat then his looks change abit then SHIT uarghh and the mouth open its so stupid he cant even see someone right infront of himH HAHAHAHAH

[manox14]

comments about who likes/dislikes videos are pretty cool

except for the fact that they are the lamest comments you can make

im lookin at you xalener

[xalener]

85 people work for Crytech.

[champayne17]

*derp face* "I don't see him!" "Shit" *drowns*

[Dialgadude]

That's, like, 5 different bad AI's right there! lol

[partisan49]

looks like hes goin down to give head

[iSpeak13]

I USED TO WATCH THIS ALL THE TIME, SO FUCKIN FUNNY

[fro0007]

hahahahah best glitch ever

[KingOfSand100]

@fro0007 lol that aint a glitch its as commen as bullets are in this game.

[SerbiaMaNiAC]

That was funny!

[miccidudedavid]

"I dont see him! SHIT! I PEED MY PANTS" *Drowns of embaressment*

[meming4]

ahaaahahahahahahah that was funny

[SLICKR392]

ROFLMAO :P

[GrNn]

best bug ever

[regisdrift]

i've never seen this kind of stupid AI in the crysis like i've seen in a lot of videos here... why?! O.o

[YouGotChange]

@regisdrift Neither have I and I played Crysis V 1.0. Means without any bug fixes or AI improves. In fact, I've barely seen any bug at all in the game. Maybe I was just lucky.

[Hagermanly]

I remember in Battlefield 2, I was playing against bots. And myself having a swimming race to shore, the winner got to shoot the loser.

It was pretty funny, since we were far out.

[vtastek]

There is at least some kind of AI unlike many other games.

[RevocDSZ]

Almost real

[spoonfyter]

Chinks can't drive or swim?

[oneswiftkill]

Lol, when I played the Demo I had to jump in the water to escape, when I came back to snipe some Koreans however, I was surprised to see that all of them drowned when they chased me.

[dman19851996]

We should be able to choose which language the koreans speak in, I like the koreans speaking korean.

[fhgkfhgk]

@dman19851996 on delta difficulti they speak korean but its hards

[Bangcat]

@dman19851996

Yeah somone beat me to it. On the hardest difficulty they indeed speak their lingo. Honestly though if you're looking to enjoy the game for how smart it is, STOP. I'd say if you wanted to play a smart game, Chromehounds is good. But SEGA knocked down the servers this month for it and offline the game is realy just a training session for the online game. The one that's no longer there. Thanks SEGA.

Enjoy Crysis for the mods and retardation that takes place.

[Bangcat]

It's better when you can actually see him sink after that. Youtube's changes have ruined it a bit, but still funny. Anyone have the video without the end cut off that maybe they could RE upload it with some excess added to the end so we can see the sinking goodness?

[Hefewy]

@Bangcat Add &fmt=18 to the end of the URL of this video, and make sure it is on 480p, then you can see the part where the Korean sinks

[superficialWounds]

i dont see him. SHIT! Aaaah. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

[MrL8t]

i remember this 3 yrs ago when first Crysis came out...and it keeps me laugh everytime i viewed this until now.lmaoo

[XeroGees]

Famous last words....



[plandercozeron]

ssssssit! aaaww

[spyMic158]

"Colnel? This is Random Korean Soldier. I didn't manage to avoid drowning. Sorry."

[Ibanez530]

sooo good

[ZachHuZerdaty]

lol, great physics, horrible AI

[randomdude3824]

OMG XD like a 2yr old haha That was sooo hilarious!

[sonicdaguy]

ROFL

[AVP181]

Wtf just happend someone relpy haha

[runarboy1]

i dont see him... SHEEEET... AAAAAAA *drowns*

[nunabody]

hahaha i love this video. i could play this sooo many times

[Dragon0932]

Classic.

[PoxHaunted]

oh!...i was suposed to drown

[victor555117]

HAHAHA!

[ADAIANAable]

SHEEEEEEET

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

lol HAHAHAHA

LOL

[AVP181]

I thought that was a real person at first

[Bangcat]

@AVP181 Yeah I will give the game that. It does look good. Till you notice things like their mouths opening and closing as you zoom in and out on their faces. When they're DEAD!

This game is fun to enjoy because they do things like die, fall over on a mine as they die then even harder, or react to base alarms by runing off the edges of cliffs because they think there's still a bridge there that was removed tword the end of the game's development.

ZERO G RIBBIT RACERS! Pick up and toss!

[RedShootProductions]

LOL I don't see him! SHIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!!­!!! XD

[LRW96LIVE]

lol, he was mentioning suicide, but..... i didn't take him seriously.... LOL!!!

[reden96]

love his face at and "DOHOHHH" XD

[halflifefan84]

LOL!

[Victim753]

i sie wziol spuscil w wode :D

[illmagnified]

SHITTTT!!!

[TheJuggernoob]

dont they just drown when they touch water

[ftsj90]

LOLOLOL

[resdudeornardude]

I don't see him! (sees nomad) SHIT! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

[rubik30]

@resdudeornardude hahahahahahah

[IDoNotHaveSoul]

EPIC LOL!

[necro9]

why is this so amusing?

[saltystuff]

Crap it cut off the ending when he drowned :V

[Antcion6]

SHIT! Aaaauuughhhh!! lol

[jakaos412]

How he got into Korean waters?

[jim0898]

Moving out!! I dont see him... Shit!!! Ahhhhh!!!

[HenryGAD]

@jim0898 classic :)

[jakuoden]

@jim0898 stupid comment

[scootcha]

@jim0898 *Quote from 6 second videp* ololololol im so funy u shud thumbs me up pl0x

[McShangx]

"Hey Joe, I've lost the Nanoguy- wait a sec, you're not...SHIT i forgot my floaties!" *drowns*

[Oxbowgrubbyfull]

ROFL! XD

[jakuoden]

@McShangx Bigger stupid comment

[Citybust]

omg xD cant breath xD

[MrFrooost]

LOL i just pissed my self!

[lucasw122333]

ahahahaha

[resdudeornardude]

His face is priceless at 0:02 its like he knew he was being recorded.

[MrFalschverkabelt]

ds ist ja lustig^^

[rockmandrum]

"Moving out. I cannot see him. ****!! Aaauuughhh!!" That part was funny.

[unclelez]

I don't see him, kiss kiss!

[yostoyou]

hahaha xD

wtf?? was that a shark that ate him in the end??

[thehumor]

actly like a cartoon he even looks down in the water like "oh i cant swim" BLAAARGH!

i died laughing.. this is my next life

[ultramasterman]

holy shit that was epic

[stephenharperbest2]

lol he forgot how to swim too while swimming

[Bakchizai]

You're incredible.

[McShangx]

I seem to be unable to lay my eyes on the individual that we are looking for.......EXCREMENTS! Blrghraht

[mupp33n]

I see you play on low !

[xOnyxTheHedgehogx]

It's like he's acting!

[sewerrat18]

wouldnt it be so much better if the nanosuit had a "Maximul LOL" or "Maximum Laugh"propertie XD

[PrimoVids]

If you've played the game you'd know it's always on. Always.

[sewerrat18]

HAHA PURELY EPIC!!!! XD

[adamjanga]

no, I don't see him. SHIT! OAH!