Dick Cheney on Face the Nation (05/10/09) - BrainMovie

[DictatorRoB]

And where is that part of my brain which wants to kill that cunt?

[HemiHead66]

It's the 9,11 killer. Hey Dick, when ya give us all that video of the Pentagon being hit by a 757? While you're at it, why don't you give us the video that was confiscated from the Gas Station and Hotel that's across the street from the Pentagon to. I hope you're still breathing when we get a President that's willing to go after you. You're the biggest TRAITOR this country has ever seen. And I'm curious to know where you hider your horns with that bald head?

[Weasler455]

Huh?

I think it's time for your medications,

weirdo.

[HemiHead66]

I'm a weirdo? You don't see me standing around yelling shit like Drill baby Drill. You dumb-shit assholes keep asking the same neo-con Nazi's to fuck you in the ass in election day and ya think nothing of it. How can you be so gullible?

[Weasler455]

Well, that's true. You people DON'T

talk about drilling off-shore, like any

sane person would. Instead, you try

to limit the amount of toilet paper people

use, so as to not heat up the globe.

Yeah, I'm the weirdo, and you're not,

right?

LOL!

[mindsignonline]

The brain of this subject registered some sense of personal meaning and very little attentiveness. It will clearly be important to test subjects who have strong feelings about Cheney, comparing Republicans vs Democrats.

[Weasler455]

Bravo, Dick. Colin Powell is no

Republican. He's a fucking TRAITOR.

[RobOntiveros]

Colin Powell: Served two tours of duty in Vietnam, worked his way from 2nd Lieutenant all the way to general, the recipient of numerous military awards, including the presidential medal of freedom.

Dick Cheney: five deferments, chicken hawk who never served a day in his life, yet eager to send others to die for lies that he told.

So tell us again, who's the traitor?

[Weasler455]

COLIN POWELL.

Yes, he served his country admirably

in the military. But HE'S NO DAMN REPUBLICAN.

You people love him so much? Great!

He's all yours now. We'll take Rush.

AND CHENEY.

[RobOntiveros]

No, we don't love him, we just think it's hilarious how the GOP is eating their own. Just the other day, Larry Wilkerson, Powell's former chief of staff, said that Cheney is destroying what's left of the republican party. Hell, only 21% of the country is still dumb enough to identify themselves as republicans...

[Weasler455]

But he's NOT one of "our own". Like Specter and McCain, Powell is by and large a disloyal headache. We WILL NOT miss them. As for that bogus 21% figure, all I will tell you is, you'll see how very quickly everything turns around. Nancy is the first - but definitely not the last - casualty for you. Trust me; Reid, King Shit, and the rest of your party will soon fall just as quickly, and things will be a lot different next year. You'll see.

[RobOntiveros]

No, they won't. You'll continue to lose seats, because you have no ideas, except for the ones that have already failed miserably. As for Pelosi and Reid, I'm not a democrat, so I couldn't care less if they lost their seats. I actually hope that Pelosi does, and Reid's a fucking frightened pushover. I say good riddance...

[Weasler455]

Our ideas have worked. Yours NEVER

have. Ever. Not in the USA. Not in

Japan, Not in Europe. And not

in your glorious USSR.

So you're not a Democrat? What are you

then? You sure as hell are not a

Republican!

[RobOntiveros]

Damn right I'm not some right wing fascist. I have no party affiliation, and I think I'll keep it that way. And, no, you don't have ideas. Reaganomics doesn't work, pandering to the rich and big business doesn't work, deregulation doesn't work. You can't tax cut your way out of this. You people have been grade A fuck ups ever since Reagan. The last respectable republican president was Eisenhower, and until you purge the crazy from your party, you'll continue to lose elections

[Weasler455]

So as I said earlier, YOU PEOPLE

should be jumping for joy that we keep

Rush and Cheney, and get rid of RINOs

like McCain, Specter, and Powell.

Speaking of Ike, here's the scorecard

for every election since his: GOP (9 Wins; 6 landslides) '52, '56, '68, '72, '80, '84, '88, '00, '04 Democrudic (6 Wins; 1 landslide) '60, '64, '76, '92, '96, '08 Case closed.

[RobOntiveros]

Apparently, losing the popular vote and having to sue your opponent and relying on your dad's friends on the high court to select you as president is a landslide. Apparently, winning 51% of the vote is a landslide. You dolt. And yeah, I am happy that you are only keeping the crazies in the party, it just ensures more losses for you in 2010 and 2012. People aren't stupid, and they're memories aren't as short as you'd like them to be. Bush fucked the party for a good long while...

[Weasler455]

God, you ARE a moron. I NEVER SAID 2000 WAS A LANDSLIDE. Obviously, it wasn't . The landslides were '52, '56, '64 (the only Dem landslide), '72, '80, '84, and '88. Some ('76, '92, '96, '04, '08) were decisive electoral victories, but were not considered landslides. The elections of '60, '68, and '00 were all very close. BTW, Bush DID win Florida in '00. Even the NY Times admitted it. It was incredibly close - just 500 votes - but he did win.

[Weasler455]

Let's assume Cheney and Limbuagh are "hurting" the GOP like the Media

keeps saying. if that's the case, and we know that that the media hates the GOP to begin with, then why would they want them to shut up? They should let them

talk as much as they want!

Obviously, the Obamanites (i.e., Democruds and Media) are

shitting in their homo gay marriage

pants over what's coming.

[RobOntiveros]

To any objective person with half a brain, it's obvious that Cheney's the only one shitting his pants over what's about to come: prosecution. That's why he's out there flapping his gums, defending torture so vigorously. Doesn't it strike you as being a bit odd that even George Bush has the sense to keep his mouth shut?

By the way, Cheney's daughter, Mary, is a "homo"

[Weasler455]

LOL!!!! There's no way that will happen, pal. In spite of Barack "King Shit" Obama's gestures to try to please you far Left lunatics, he'll never do so. Instead, he'll keep GITMO open and will even let the trials proceed, just like he should. Now I wonder what changed his mind QUICKLY? And Nancy's learning her lesson as well, albeit too late for her. The dynamite blew up in her ultra-lifted face. Soon, she will be out of the Speakership, you'll see. One down, two to go.

[HemiHead66]

Obama changed his mind because he has nowhere to put the prisoners. And he's not doing shit the way Bush did. Confessions from torture are out the fucking door. And those people will get a fair trial. Did you ever think about all the innocent people that are being tortured? Out of thousands tortured what do they got, 3 or 4 terrorists charged? We'll just round-up everybody in the neighbor hood, slap a "suspected" terrorist label on them and torture away. Sound good?

[Weasler455]

YEAH!!!!!!! You FINALLY got it RIGHT!!!! Like Bush, OBAMA HAS NOWHERE TO PUT THE PRISONERS!!! And you're also right that they will get a fair trial! I'm not arguing ANY of that pal. Obama is doing to right thing. THE PROBLEM IS, HE'S DOING EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HIS TELEPROMPTER SAID ALL LAST YEAR. And you DAMN well know it. Stop living in denial, and face it. Obama is going to fuck over you radicals who supported him faster than you can say "Slick Willie".

[HemiHead66]

Boy you just don't get it. Why did Obama want to close Guantanamo? What was the end result? To stop the torture program, and give people a fair trial. Is that what he's doing? YES!! Do you think Obama knew during the election he was going to have such a hard time housing suspected terrorists? An don't give me that shit about Bush dealing with the same thing. That cocksucker wasn't looking to process those people. He wrote his own laws to hold them without charge or trial for as long as he wanted

[Weasler455]

So is GITMO closed?

[HemiHead66]

Stupid question. What difference does it make anyway? I don't know what the hell everybody's getting all bent out of shape about. If he's achieving what he set out to do, what difference does it make where they're housed? As long as it's open and transparent it shouldn't matter.

[Weasler455]

Aaaahhhh!!!!!! So now it's OPEN

and TRANSPARENT!!!! I sure as

Hell don't recall Obama calling it

that when BUSH ran the same

place. AMAZING TRANSFORMATION!!!!!

Like I said, buddy. Take your meds.

You are in for a hell of a ride very

soon.

[RobOntiveros]

An executive order has been signed to have closed within one year. So we'll know in a year...

[Weasler455]

If you have even an ounce of brains, you

will not hold your breath. He CAN"T

close it, moron.

[RobOntiveros]

an ounce of "brains", huh? this is coming from the dipshit that fails to realize the impossibility of having more than one brain. The detention center in Cuba can be closed just as easily as it was opened, and it will be done by decree of a presidential order. Don't get all pissy because you sadistic freaks won't have anyone to torture anymore. If you feel compelled, try it out on yourself...

[Weasler455]

If it can "be closed just as easily as it was opened" as you say, and if PrezDet Hope and Change, who made it clear last year that he was opposed to it, can do so by presidential order, then why doesn't he do it right now? When I say "can't", I don't mean legally, imbecile. I mean for reasons of politics and national security. I'm guessing that he never will close it. If he really wanted to, he would have done so by now. Bottom line: He fucked you people on this one. LOL!

[RobOntiveros]

Well, you're an idiot if you think anyone was under the illusion that this would happen instantly, that some magic wand would be waived, and that presto! it would be gone. There are still detainees in Cuba, but miraculously, no new ones! Once they figure what charges, if any, to file, the detention center will close, hence the one year deadline. So, as you can see, no one was fucked by anyone, unless you mean Bush, who fucked the entire world...

[Weasler455]

No new ones YET. And Shoe Shine Boy

better pray to God that the Mudslimes

don't create new problems for him,

else there WILL be new ones, and

he'll REALLY have a problem.

But even if there aren't, he still won't

close it, because he'll still be left

with the same problem of where to

put them. You'll see - he took

you assholes for the fools you are.

[Weasler455]

Did Obama promise military

tribunals during the campaign?

Do you mean to say Obama didn't

know beforehand that he would have

a hard time housing suspected

terrorists? I thought this Affirmative Action

miracle was supposed to be so SMART!

[HemiHead66]

Look, I'm not gonna waste my time with you. You're worse than an old lady. You piss and moan about everything. Where were ya when the neo-con Nazi's were destroying our country? Now we owe more than the dam thing is worth. Ya know, I wish the Republicans were in charge right now. I'd love to see the look on your face when the bottom fell out and everybody was standing on a bread line.

[Weasler455]

WE SAVED the country! YOU PEOPLE, with your $1.8 TRILLION deficit, and $4 BILLION to ACORN, are destroying it. How's the stimulus going? Aren't people are still out of work. Great job! I admire the balls on King Shit. He triples the size of the deficit, and then says we are spending too much. DUH!!! I guess he hopes he can pull off a Slick Willie, but he's not nearly as good at it. I wish the GOP were in charge now as well. Don't worry. They will be, very soon.

[RobOntiveros]

$1.8 Trillion deficit? You know that deficit was inherited from your guy, right? Fiscal year 2009's budget was projected in 2008, when Bush was in office, and it projected a $1.8 trillion deficit. Not to mention the fact that Bush ran up the national debt by over $5 trillion, more than doubling it, making the money that he borrowed total more than the amounts borrowed from George Washington to Bill Clinton COMBINED. Get your facts straight before you go barking up the wrong tree, idiot...

[Weasler455]

No, that deficit was NOT from our guy, asshole. And tell me how Bush forced King Shit to spend $800 Billion on a "stimulus package" for Acorn and others, two months after he left office. Or how Bush just proposed a budget with a 1.8 Trillion dollar deficit. I have no idea where YOU PEOPLE get your facts from, but you have no idea of what you are talking about. Isn't it about time you met up with all your thweetie friends at the bath house?

[RobOntiveros]

You're forgetting that Obama doesn't get to decide who, if anyone, gets prosecuted. That's the role of the Justice department. And all I can say is, good luck, because these last two days of hearings in the Senate, coupled with that scumbag Cheney's admission to war crimes, is all the ammo they need to put a lot of people behind bars...

[Weasler455]

You STILL don't get it, do you? It will never happen, because as soon anyone is indicted, the lawyers will name every Democrud who was in on it (starting with Pelosi) as witnesses. BTW what makes you think the CIA is not using EIT's of a different nature RIGHT NOW? Surprise, surprise!!! Your Democruds are just as much in on what you call "torture" as we are. But who the fuck cares? I don't fault Obama at all for that. I'd skin those swami bastards alive if I had my way.

[RobOntiveros]

Oh, so now you get to shift the debate from who authorized it to who knew about it? What a pathetically weak argument. You're like a fucking fourth grader. She knew about it too! Wah! Shut the fuck up, you big blubbering vagina...

[Weasler455]

If they were so opposed to it like

they pretend, why didn't they SAY

something? Are they too shy?

Fuck you, homo.

[RobOntiveros]

They did say something. Nancy Pelosi introduced legislation in 2007 to ban waterboarding (which was already illegal under current torture laws), making it illegal, and Bush vetoed it. It passed the house, and the torture president vetoed it.

By the way, you should really find other ways to express frustration than with passive aggressive gay bashing. It really debases your "manhood"...

[Weasler455]

2007??? Where the fuck have YOU

been, moron?? She learned about it

in 2003!!!!!

[sidplicity]

lets assume common sense and evidence aside that dick cheney was truly concerned with the defense of our nation. why did he avoid serving his country during vietnam?

[Weasler455]

Oh, why don't you grow up already, asshole?

[ubpfriend]

i'm the boss

[RobOntiveros]

Truth hurts, eh?

[Weasler455]

To borrow a quote from a film set in

GITMO: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE

TRUTH!!!

The TRUTH is, YOUR MESSIAH IS

#1 Keeping GITMO open and

#2 Proceeding with the trials, JUST LIKE

WE REAL AMERICANS WANT.

The truth feels just fine to me. How

about you?