Check These Absurd Laws

[MsLilithJS]

How do they enforce the law of not dying in parliament? I suppose they get the death penalty.

[rabidninja]

whats with the retarded subtitles

[pooeyyeoop1]

England for the win :D

[solarifle]

I'm not going to Indonesia

I like my head

[MegaHayhayhayhay]

ana should get naked

[Searyu]

subtitles are so irrelivant

[JasonAndOwen]

indonesia must suck...

[roxyosox122]

In Thailand, you're required to wear underwear.

[onebaud]

Wow! the penalty for masturbation is decapitation? Which head?

[CoolKillerClan]

fake this is fake

[michaelhaydenbell]

@CoolKillerClan How the fuck is this fake? IT'S FACTS.

[1990banks]

hahah every fish in the sea getting tipsy XD

[GralBank]

um... it's not legal to pee wherever you want in belgium... just because this dumbass read it on the internet doesn't make it true... if you peed on the side of a building whenever you felt like it you would be arrested for indecent exposure just like in every other country you dumbass

[TubasherTim]

lol

nobody watches UKTV gold :P

[gotbannedbefore]

there's a law in america where it is illegal to pleasure yourslef with a live fish lolz

[writersblock26]

Probably because the Vermont men don't want to lose their male instruments when they're wives are performing fellatio.

[writersblock26]

Wow, don't die, Ana. They're not that funny.

[sooper2dooper3]

I must obtain written permission to scratch my balls. My wife is a bitch!

[TheOnlyAttrition]

i have to ask... do they actually enforce these laws? or are they just there because they have always been there, and they are too lazy to just repeal them, or rip up the law's document?

[MANJUICEIFY]

Like... the "asian massage lady" is the national symbol of Indonesia, there is never a need for masturbation

[lordnuck33]

stay out of indonesia

[DeZippo]

It is NOT legal to pee everywhere you want in Belgium nor has it been for over a decade!

[FlandreScarletTepes]

fap fap fap fap fap chop

[raven66614]

wow if I was in indonesia i would be, asia's most wanted LOL

[Yesterdayssoldier]

@raven66614 lmao

[TehRenting]

about the belgian thing.... thats not true anymore.. has been illegal for a couple years now. I'm not sure if it was in 2007 but i doubt it was legal back then too. now in 2010 and back in 2009 i am 100% certain its illegal... those tickets are expensive man :(

[Ragitsu]

There were parachutes back then, they just weren't very good.

[doofisondeeds]

if i were in indonesia, i would have been dead a long time ago

[doofisondeeds]

this is a radio broadcast, right?

[northernsupernova1]

the whale thing is about ambergris. It used to be worth more than gold (per weight) as it was the only substance that could make perfume

[argentineguy]

in Madrid, Spain it's illegal to sing out of tune!

[CRAZYJ10ify]

@argentineguy FG

[ReinGatto1]

There's a law in OK that you can't eat another mans sandwich while walking backwards. And the sandwich was very specific, it was a cheeseburger of a ham sandwich, or something like that.

This comes from the state, though, whose anthem is from a movie that was filmed in Hollywood.

[ilovetheview47]

in pa you have to think there is a god or you cant run for public office.

[LJKBIGMAC]

I dont remember what state this law is in, but its illegal to tie a Giraffe to a a pole.

[espltd12]

I would think it would be more illegal to own a giraffe, wtf?

[MrBlackfish011]

Well at least my state's law makes more sense than anyone else's

[BananoPower2]

Fuck Indonesia.

[Coolsurfer5]

@BananoPower2

Sicko

[LJKBIGMAC]

@Coolsurfer5 He/she is a sicko for doing something as natural as masturbating?

[Coolsurfer5]

@LJKBIGMAC

Yes. Its not natural. Modern day humans that cant get their own lifes created this disgusting activity. I think its sick.

[CRAZYJ10ify]

@Coolsurfer5 Masturbating is healthy-you must have masterbated the wrong end.

[LJKBIGMAC]

@Coolsurfer5 Its been around for a LONG time, dont think modern humans came up with it.

[meanmachine210]

@Coolsurfer5 its natural to do

[CRAZYJ10ify]

@LJKBIGMAC Your a weirdo!

[MultiDanielbrown]

its illegal to get a fish drunk?

[TomWDemarco]

My favorite is from Baltimore where it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

[newstarcadefan]

@TomWDemarco Wow...that would be the wrost date ever to take a lion to the movies...worse if it were a lioness.

[TheJudgeMan1]

It is illegal to die in the parlament!

if you do so, you will be fined in the dead world

[csurpy]

no... they resurrect you and then the penality is death sentenceXD

[Coolsurfer5]

@TheJudgeMan1

lmao

[Beanmaster73]

parachutes were invented in the 1890's- first used by balloonists

[kriccistarr]

in pensacola its illegal to walk downtown with less than $10.00 and your on you.

[nekftw]

spitting is fucking disgusting and a health risk

( hepatitis is only one example....)

its a GOOD law

[dagreenman08]

Its illegal to spit in front of a woman in alabama...

[ichigo0383]

most absurd law: in this city in washington (not sure which one though) its illegal to annoy someone

[Thunderbolt666]

Oh, come on! I know you guys need viewers, but you shouldn't misguide them just to have fun! You should have mentioned that most of those laws expired long time ago or they are just like a legend. For example, there is no law that you can't masturbate in Indonesia. You can't do it in public though which is true for pretty much all countries. The same thing with most other "laws" you've mentioned.

[Canaboy12]

speeding is an absurd law; "disorder conduct" are Absurd laws

[hottfrogpines]

Haha! good point about the planes in the 1800s.

[DrakeMagnum]

never going to Indonesia

[mowries]

In Belgium it's absolutely NOT legal to piss anywhere you fancy...wonder why he said that.

50-65euro fines

[stylakidd]

dude.. 2007?

[ak47a]

remind me not to go to Indonesia

[jackthespy]

There are so many of them.

Ok, last post.

Switzerland:

- It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 Pm.

- A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 Pm.

- If you forget you car-keys inside the car and you leave the car open, you will be punished.

Israel:

- Raising a pig on Israeli soil will result in the murder of said pig.

Canada:

- If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

[Gringoman911]

The bullet and horse thing is long expired

[909pleasantville]

USA

- All Republicans must report all money used for hookers for media statistics

- To convert to natural gas, all Republicans must store their methane gas in containers for recycling and eat 3 burritos per day

[turisas1234]

Fail.

USA

-All liberals must murder their babies BEFORE the 8 month growth time period.

-All liberals must attend all gay weddings in their area.

-All liberals condemn Christianity, while praising Islam at the same time.

I hear these are the new laws.

[Dray90]

I can agree to that execpt the first one, and the praising islam part.

[esk89ld]

@turisas1234 "I hear these are the new laws."

where did you hear that? Gleen Beck???

[turisas1234]

@esk89ld, no, I read the laws on Twitter and Facebook.

[JHandcock1111]

@jackthespy - Not true bout the Canadian one: a majority of criminals (violent crime or crimes involving weapons or threats.) convicted and having served time are banned from owning or possessing handguns. Horses are not given out in Canada, once released from prision you must find your own transport.

[jackthespy]

South Korea:

-Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists.

Germany:

- A pillow can be considered a "passive" weapon.

Singapore:

- It is illegal to pee in an elevator.

- Bungee jumping is illegal.

Philippines:

- Cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 A.

[bakalist]

Oh yeah... I'm filipino. I hate that law, makes me late for class every monday..

[thegodlessatheist]

that law from the philippines is to regulate trafic

[1971ojoalparche1971]

Sorry for the very late reply, I only came across this now. The reason for the numbered licence plates not allowed on the roads is because of pollution programs, to bring it down. It's also been in effect in Mexico City for more than ten years, and in other large cities around the world.

In Korea it's only valid in Seoul, not in the whole country.

[jackthespy]

North Carolina:

- All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

- Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

- Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.

- Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

[jackthespy]

North Carolina:

- It's against the law to sing off key.

- While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

- If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

[jackthespy]

California:

- It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

- Women may not drive in a house coat.

[nozerty]

lmao it's illegal for an un-wed woman to parachute on a sunday....that sounds like a frikin mad limb

[meehalee21]

a mad limb? how od are you?

[nozerty]

did you actually get that upset about it? I'm sorry i forced you to read it, it must have been such a pain to you

[stratvic]

There are so many laws. Ever since our law making bodies were created they do nothing but write new laws. When does ignorance of the law become a reasonable defence? That time has long since passed. We are all victims now. You can be arrested, held, and charged with any of a selection of crimes you never knew existed legitimately if you piss someone off. Be scared, we are all living in a police state.

[blah3391]

In Richmond, Va it's illegal to deflower a virgin...what?

[havenot22]

Quenton1984, you said: "In Arizona Its Legal To Beat Your Wife With An Object, As Long As Its No Bigger Than Ur Thumb!!!!!"

This is a common myth, the place (where this is legal varies in the telling,) but there has never been a law on the books (in the US or UK) allowing a husband to beat his wife so long as the object is smaller than his thumb. This "rule of thumb" was only ever mentioned (outside of court I believe) by one English judge and he was kind of "out for lunch."

[GrandmasterCloaky]

three guys left in Indonesia and none of them

have penises.

[wilburjr]

There's a bunch of laws that need to be repealed here. Please view searchword wilburjr-thanks.

[S1V4R7]

Grats on 1000 vids! Awesome vid :P

[kleei2]

Illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.

[georgep922]

Really, thats a good thing. Seriously.

If AIDS is really is dangerous as they say then America's youth is quickly going down.

I know almost noone who can say they have never had uprotected sex outside of a commited (non cheating) relationship.

I also know very few people that have ever intentionaly been tested.

[KentaroDoe]

It makes you wonder how these laws got made. Did the law-makers get drunk or something?

[atomicpuppet]

Its illegal in the state of Maryland to give or receive oral sex.

[georgep922]

old news man, I beleive Sododmy encompasses anything that is not vaginal sex.

[Quenton1984]

In Arizona Its Legal To Beat Your Wife With An Object, As Long As Its No Bigger Than Ur Thumb!!!!!

[DookofHDP]

Decapitation?!?

Uhh ... which head?

[crackerz99]

@DookofHDP one is signifigantly worse than the other.

[plasticrev24]

AK 47, Wes, Belgium, base line for Absurd News Alert, 1000 videos - woot woot!!!!

[georgep922]

DAMN 1000 Videos!

Ana with Ana, perfect for the 1000 milestone.

TYT on Youtibe? Booyakasha!

[ASJChaotic]

In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter...what if its 3 at night or what if the guy is a murderer?? In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow wow murder legal the weather man better not be a scots man or anywhere near those walls...

[ASJChaotic]

OMG thats hilarious, but in Iran there is a law that allows killing of a homosexual if it is proven that he or she is a homosexual.....seriously no wonder they have no homosexuals....