The Karate Rap

[Drivensuperior]

better than justin bieber that's for sure

[chrignacio123]

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

[novasism]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[clayvision]

@novasism the best part about your comment is you did it from "liked videos" xD

[jjwmacdo]

oh my

[felixclawz]

Ninja's are cool, but if I see one doing that on my car bonnet, he's fucking dead.

[mugabesunny]

he's even got pictures of himself with Charlie Sheen and other friends. He's winning!

[mugabesunny]

here is what it says on his website. "David Seeger, a DGA director and accomplished HD cameraman, is a three-time Emmy Award winner as a result of his work with ABC SPORTS. In addition to his Film and Video career, David is an eighth degree Black Belt in Shorin Ryu Karate USAand Shihan of the Pine Forest Karate Dojo." So he is a real Karate master and will beat the Ninjaaar out of you, beware.

[mugabesunny]

0.47 to 0.50 karate ass

[katrineok]

I dont know why, but I like listening to this song.. ew

[yetanothertubeuser]

So educational ...

[SrbijaaBree]

Ich, nie, san, shi, go, roku, shici, haci, kuc, nu...

I think that spells... :)

[CoolLucie]

LIKE IF YOU TRAIN KARATE <3

[aliadaduncan]

better than the crap they call music today.

[feonguy]

very educational

[michaelgrnfld1]

rotton.com brought me here

[NOYSYMAGAZINE]

The 1986 karate training rap is straight dope, yo! This video has everything; big hair, the whitest raps, a karate dog, a karate parakeet, geisha backup singers, mild eroticism, and of course some board smashing. While it’s difficult to say which lyric is the most slammin’, “I train in my car, I’m a ninj-ar!” is in the top 5.

[TheGeyer619]

should we take this video serious, or what?

[dlvkick1]

such trash; offensive to legitimate martial arts

[mugabesunny]

@dlvkick1 don't be such a nancy. He will kick your ass. here is what it says on his website. "David Seeger, a DGA director and accomplished HD cameraman, is a three-time Emmy Award winner as a result of his work with ABC SPORTS. In addition to his Film and Video career, David is an eighth degree Black Belt in Shorin Ryu Karate USAand Shihan of the Pine Forest Karate Dojo." So he is a real Karate master and will beat the Ninjaaar out of you, beware.

[tkach21]

real karate



[lyssagotswaaag]

formspring.. ;_;

[aldoversion2]

I train my body by running like Dickens every day.

[CannibalisticKoala]

Ashtrays & Action Figures

[ulala8642]

NATESVLOGS BOUGHT ME HERE LOL

[joeythellamaking]

this mocks karate

[int0xipolitan]

Karate girl got the female-smarts.

[JohnSeegerWa2C]

See More of David Seeger's videos "Long Hard Days"

At youtube------john seeger Long Hard Days

[senseikodysh]

Well... so much for my dojo! I'm done son!!!

[xAnnaTornvig]

Dear Formspring... what the fu** is this?! :D

[samy39157]

I have a sudden urge to do karate. God knows why...

[Nemsault]

Loveline brought me here.

[Didopan]

best part has to be where the geishas do those cheap curls with the dumb expressions on their faces and then the bearded dude runs towards the camera screaming lmao

[RehKamikse]

I love Formspring.

[Justme140795]

I've had this in my head for weeks, why's it so damn catchy!

[MultiBeatlesROCK]

Oh formspring .....why?

[ingainloggningsnamn]

Who is formspring?

[ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn]

@ingainloggningsnamn Its a website... ._.

[heydanbud]

3:34 "In time, it trains your mind"

*smashes head through pile of bricks*

[thatmilla]

what is this? I don't even..

[NukeStorm7]

Best part lol - 4:11

[PitAngelico]

The girl is hot.

[Rebebkuh]

like if formspring brought you here... 

[MrNikFTW]

Hahahahaha, oh formspring.

[caineremerez]

I'm sorry what?

[Shmeepazoid]

This video is amazing

[IDtKw]

からい、Muleke doido!

[KitKattification]

who got sent here because of octobro(eric)?

[AcctNo4]

Best thing I've seen today!

[Irond3vil2]

welcome to this side of the youtube

[xxxxmorbidangelxxxx]

This song just cured my hangover

[turtleice61010]

formspring sent me here? huh?

[officialovbeatz]

nates vlogs sent me here lol

[fraaasma]

i am now posined

[Drivensuperior]

How is this even educational?

[HisROYALbadnes]

the scary thing is that someone thought this was a good idea and provided the funding!!!

[HisROYALbadnes]

0.o oh my

[K1ngMango]

God damn it, the 80's were wierd..

[sara69soso]

formspring. -.-

[SUPERSTARANTE]

@sara69soso yeah suspended account ¬¬

[sara69soso]

@SUPERSTARANTE Hehe i know xD . that sucks .

[JohnSeegerWa2C]

ANOTHER VIDEO BY DAVID SEEGER-GO TO JOHN SEEGER "LONG HARD DAYS"

[MultiTrute]

:-D

[biocritter]

I liked the part where they turned into the villains from Superman II.

[Martelus]

brittany murphy?

[IamAlwaysRight]

Machida's new entrance song?

[HystricLaughingHyena]

formspring is awesome

[SKR1LL3XB34S7]

formspring sent me here *-*

[phenomenalclassic93]

mma or this music video? i think it's quite clear which one killed karate

[micropickletwo]

So has anyone ever seen the end of this video? I couldn't make it past 2 minutes!

[amblingamp]

what the fuck fuck on epic levels mindfuck

[vhcastro1]

Trash, karate is Korean not Japanese

[nanahara1125]

@vhcastro1 karate is original from Japan, Taekwondo is from korea :)

[EvanMcNeilage]

Wow ........... what the fuck did I just watch?

[Obekant08]

I believe their dojo was on fire...



[Vertigoegos]

WTF :)))

[nanahara1125]

Best line:

Im a black belt! BOMB!

Makes my heart melt ♥

[TheNuogat]

Dafuuq?

[specialj99]

Wow. I mean, just, wow.

[Bonescrew0530]

This song is so damn epic

[PaRR0kK5]

I could only make it to 2:00 before I slowly felt myself slipping into insanity.

[microkorger]

Did I just hear car rhyme with ninja?

[MrShamwow21]

@microkorger Exactly! hahaha!

[freshtonnes859]

oozing awesomeness

[TheGhostInYourCloset]

Necrofilip sent me

[HiThomaz]

formspring o-o

[Grmln25]

4:11

[RandomHero486]

swaggin to the maximum this is borderline based music

[EpilepticOrchestra]

whoever dislikes this doesnt know what life is all about.

[everquestfan121]

This can't be racist, it's all nations together.. White people doing asian things while doing black music

[rpcguy]

formspring anyone?

[TheMrsabadia]

Thank you Natesvlogs for bringing me here. ;)

[multifarmer]

The Three Geisha Things freak the crap out of me

[SappyTheSpy]

sure is rappers delight in here

[IauthenticI]

Ninja ninja whoop whoop!

[Erilis666]

They couldn't have thought this was good... Even for the time...

[fastenerpuller]

Kumite. Kumite.



[brainbooost]

the best training video i've seen

[NephChevsky]

I love those clips from the 80's, it looks like they are trolling you like hell

[InstantClassicGames]

hit 9 yo

[UtauNegiko]

Seriously this always bothers me. So the guy said he's a Samurai, then a Shogun...Then a Ninja...then they're dancers...

And the way they said ichi sounds like... itch.... ._______.

[MrOiManDudeGuy]

this is literally so terrible it's good lmao

[EunusRex]

Why do they pronounce "san" as if it's in French?

[wushu297]

The moral is that Karate means never having to say you're sorry? That has some terrifying implications

[Dovir]

This is so weird.

[Jess808ification]

no blacks here..

[plexnoid]

Key-tar Kumite!

[keeponblind]

4:10 I wanna spank her with Karate chop!

[tukka421]

こ　れ　は　ひ　ど　いｗ

[MrStrikeFreedom]

Why the fuck did Formspring bring me here. The fuck?

[mojya37]

いち、に、さん、しwww

[iisinanaiyonaiyo]

俺は好きだよｗ

[eisirouhuuzin]

自分はこういうの好きだな

[Muz33kful]

"run like the dickens"??!?! wtf

[glitter404]

Natesvlogs =)

[mayrawesome]

what am i watching?

[buffalion]

まあ忍者に関しては今も大分勘違いしてる人多いけどね。

[sanshoyou]

I LOVE Karate Girl -3

[jannu0njannu]

what did I just watch ???

[chansu90]

Since when does "car" fucking rhyme with "ninja" 

[go13ok]

1:22 looks like that dude had big ass forks in his hands

[steampunk2102]

well you could still always use a gun...

[deveraux009]

this really begins to fall apart towards the end....

[LKBM]

He sounds a lot like Brent Spiner.

[CookieDamage13x]

what the fuck is this xD motherfucking miracles

[MaykyShpayky]

They know how to do Karate, but its very funny how its all put together :D

[CamaradeBurton]

holly shit wtf is that XD I practice Kanreikai and this shit is totally innacurate XD

[RandomHero486]

Hahahahaha omg WU TANG

[nothobranchius1]

is it weird if i make it a priority to watch this at least once every day

[SantoryuX3]

Oops! We can't seem to find that.

We found an educational video instead.

[hackerhell900]

This shit is so inaccurate and made for retards. Japanese Geisha girls? Why? Wushu is a Chinese Martial Art. Karate... oh wow YouTube just pissed me off. "Karate" is recognized by the YouTube dictionary, but it's correct form, Wushu, is labelled as misspelt. Wow, misspelt isn't in the YouTube autocorrect dictionary either! It really fucking sucks. I can't believe Google failed so hard.

[holyjewel]

@hackerhell900 Maybe "misspelt" Isn't in the auto correct because its Misspelled. Retard.

[hackerhell900]

@holyjewel

Actually, you're the retard. "Misspelt" is the correct spelling of the word. It really makes you look like a tool if you call somebody a retard when it is you who is mistaken, not the other person.

[gaburiarusan]

Natesvlogs brought me here

[KANALderSCHEIDEN69]

this should get an oscar!

[Fulltonic]

OH BOY

[creatyluu]

did he just try to rhyme "car" with "karate"..?

[iwishyouwereherenot]

@creatyluu he rhymed car with ninja, just as bad lol

[blachubear]

The next Rebecca Black.

[lShishkaBerryl]

FUCK YOU FORMSPRING

[EvelyRayane]

Ichi Ni San :Gostei demais!!rsrkksrs.....Very good



[3exclamationpoint]

This is the best video ever made. Period

[ultrabot90]

I'm a karateka...and WTF is this?! Lol ^_^

[siliconspark]

I watch this... Ironically... *shades*

[TheFestigio]

I train in my car, I'm a ninja....r

[GrimjawxRULES]

I have this terrible feeling that tells me that I've just been scarred for life

[btmarino84]

At first I thought this was real and I laughed my ass off. now I think it is a joke and it's still hilarious but not quite as.

[theej12354]

3:52 JONAH HILL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[danielf17]

2:40 MEEEEEOOOOWWW!

[thomasboss01]

formspring brought me 

[Arvias]

I train on my car! I'm a ninja! <---- WTF :D

[godericbletsian]

Holy @#$!ing wow! 4:10-4:12 is the best part.

[AdnanCucak]

Everyone who trains in Karate needs to see this. NEEDS TO SEE THIS

[reskillmows]

@AdnanCucak or kung fu or jujutsu lol

[UglyGlovebox]

at 0:20 you can see rob burgundy in the top left corner

[averagepeach]

This makes me proud to be an American.

[Timojensen]

LOL



[partonace]

02:16 - i clearly hear kermit speaking.

[sko12342]

Oh you do karate.. Well I have a gun... So.. I doubt your karate will be helpful :I

[Msemilovesable]

@sko12342 - you are correct! I also train in karate, one of my Sensei's is a police officer in charge of training SWAT for our entire state. One of the first things you learn at our dojo is that no matter hwo momba jomba you are at karate, a person with a gun wins, (unless point blank, which you may have a chance, but that's not a guaruntee, many factors go into that.)

[STATiSofVITALETHICS]

he doesnt fear cuz his karate is near, he has to go get it though

[baldoriffic]

karate means never having to say you're sorry!

[TheGamingSpree]

Shorin Ryu<3

[sourforever]

those geisha give me a karate boner

[komaboy]

This video gets better and better as it goes on. Epic. Extremely sexy parenthesis 4:11

[TheAkizo]

Natesvlogs?

[TheAkizo]

i train in my car.. im a ninjaa-a-a-a..

LMFAO WTF

[allfornoob]

attack of the show brought me here .. :D

[TheJonnyblond]

KUMITE.....long quick camera shot to he-beast with the guitar shoulder pump....KUMITE. ahhhh...how many times i kicked my friends asses at video games and only to troll them while looking into their eyes while saying "KUMITE"...they never did or will ever get it. karate...train your body.

[TheJonnyblond]

"The signal goes off your adrenaline quickens, one good punch and..............RUN LIKE THE DICKENS!!!" epic line. i've ran like the dickens many times back in the day. many fine writers have left timeless tales but run like the dickens is legendary.

[JPizzle665]

LMFAO this is great!