NBA Players, Owners Agree That Both Sides Are Selfish

[grownman455]

Carson Palmer " Jesus!! I'm not worth that much!!" hahahahahaha Man these dudes are crazy.

[PunchSydeironReviews]

"My head is wonderful, yours is saddle-shaped!!"

[ohiogo363]

2:04: "Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Kill Jim Harbaugh With Axe"' Laughing my ass off

[Zazlimel]

2:10 LOL can see that actually happening.

[Zachdudeio2]

I hate selfish scumbags

[armadica10]

Lol the dildos got cut off.

[0justarandomguy0]

I think the soccer players are faking the MLS

[kakompo]

Landon Donovan will be better off with some EPL rather than MLS. Dempsey has EPL and he seems to be feeling much better. It sad Donovan caught something called MLS.

[JustK07]

"rex grossman throws 3 interceptions walking to his car"

ahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!

[beayn]

Why are they yelling all the time?

[kleptokiddo]

@beayn because that's how it is in real life

[Ddizzle28]

GOOMF is the best. the captions at the bottom of the screen alone make it worth watching

[holyburritoimmexican]

"Reacting with extreme visible pain to the slightest contact" hahahahahahahah That killed me.

[shalaholo]

GOOMF!

[stillw3]

wtf happened to yt onion? they had the best parodies and funny shits around. now they doesnt upload anythng good :(((. i wonder is this happening on their tv station too? :\...

[Rimsa]

The ORION is the worst fucking piece of shit news show ever, that was all fucking faked.

[willieg54]

@Rimsa no shit its fake.Its suppose to be.

[jesushchirst]

@Rimsa no shit retard

[drkthms7]

@Rimsa What is the ORION?

[iEpikz]

@Rimsa You are the worst troll I have ever seen.

[Rimsa]

@iEpikz Fuck you, this is a fake video

[Polyfusia]

The sliding topic bar on the right side cracked me up when it said "Demented Orgy". What a great topic for a sports show.

[biglu30]

"Rex Grossman breathes sigh of relief from bench"

"Rex Grossman throws three interceptions walking to his car"

"Carson Palmer, 'Jesus, I'm not worth that much'"

"Lions Coach Jim Schwartz kills Jim Harbaugh with axe"

[VirtuesPenumbra]

MY HEAD IS PERFECT!

[jj237]

the MLS bit was funny

[MeatballsInGravy]

I didn't even understand what was going on, I just heard guys shouting... the sport Onions are rarely funny.

[daledenton1132]

@MeatballsInGravy You're an idiot.

[culwin]

Colts receivers say ball feels gross when Curtis Painter throws it

LOL

[daledenton1132]

"He's an unconventional pervert." This parody of ESPN like talk shows are so dead on.

[jplosman55]

as a Tigers fan, I'm flattered by "Texas Rangers Trade For Justin Verlander Real Quick" lol

[thelankytank]

the bottom was funnier than the guys lmfao

[photon72]

NBA: Not Bouncing Anymore

[RyanB35]

1:42 "Colts Receivers Say Ball Feels Gross When Curtis Painter Throws It"

1:56 "Cowboys Spend Huddle Talking About How Bad They Are"

2:09 "Rex Grossman Throws Three Interceptions Walking To His Car"

They did well with the NFL jokes this week.

[supermanXL]

the ticker is very funny

[KillaTequilla83]

Love this. ♥

[Austin101123]

Hahaha! It's funny how black people today can have white slaves. *COUGH* I mean, unpaid interns.

Also, TheOnion, do more "Get Out of My Face"! I love these guys telling sports stories! :)

Also, it's funny because a lot of this is true! xD

[aceofaces10]

great show.

[TheHardout2005]

It's not slavery! It's indentured labour  >_>

[1helluvawomen]

1000 units of lube wtf? Lol

[southsideroy]

lol "Rex Grossman throws 3 interceptions walking to his car"

[TheZ714]

Love these, keep it up.

[dummbatz48]

Damn basketball players and owners!

[SUNRIZZE]

lollllllllll "dont act like u have a clue about baseball or sex".

[boogilyboogily]

GOOMF is hilarious hahahaha

[rscottwhite]

"ONION!!!  Stop with this! Stop with Brooke Alvarez and this crap. Go back to the good stuff. Stop feeding me this. I'm feeling more and more like I want to unsubscribe. "

Geez, here I am thinking this is the best thing you've ever done. I don't think I'm crap! This is a multi-layered spoof on all those half hour sports shows (mostly football related) you see on ESPN and your local cable. There's a lot to see here. One thing that's clearly obvious - the 2 "anchors" love doing this!

[RhymesWithPorridge]

Complete waste of bandwidth. The Onion needs to stick with what they do best -- political satire.

[mgibsoni]

Hahahah Colts Receivers say ball feels gross when Painter throws

[mgibsoni]

I love how I have to watch these videos twice so that I can also read the ticker on the bottom.

[WKaliberr]

who gives a shit about a bunch of overgrown monkeys running around

[Rationalific]

ONION!!! Stop with this! Stop with Brooke Alvarez and this crap. Go back to the good stuff. Stop feeding me this. I'm feeling more and more like I want to unsubscribe. You're on TV now and you're acting like it. You're becoming crap along with all the rest whereas you used to be unique and funny.

[MithranArkanere]

For some reason I can't understand at all people that talk shouting.

I don't mean that I don't understand why are they shouting, I don't get what are they saying, I just hear 'Wawawawawawawawaaaaa awawawawaaaa'

[yellowcougar18]

I don't know anything about American sports, but dear God this is genius.

The Onion never fail to surprise me. Never.

[TheGuitarman1099]

"Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Kills Jim Harbaugh with Axe." XD Thats hilarious

[3martijns]

Onion needs a Viewer Warning on this one. Even 'redbull' uses sometimes.

[Hot94Fuzz]

Lololololol

[completebastard]

Bring back Today Now. NOW!

[crackthecorn]

i love this

[Bbfishman]

THESE ARE AWESOME!!!



[xboxman79]

"Doc, first of all, shut up."

[ThisisJamesman]

OMG i lmaoed so hard at the 'diagnosed with MLS'

[kurumais]

doc's head is wonderful

[elmaxidelsur]

I really do not like this 2 guys....

[gogiver08]

Funny as hell!!

[TeamPhantombeast97]

@tomyo669

Except they don't have George Costanza.

[Roeshamboe05]

Ha ha that was great!

[epayne6]

"Don't act like you have a clue about baseball or sex!" God I LOVE THESE TWO!!!

[odabuu]

with what these guys have to go though in college they deserve the money

[JudsonRadio]

Meh. I don't really care for this particular Onion show.

[MadcapMacabre]

"They're called interns, it's callous to call them slaves" HAHAHA!

[sshsgrad2004]

The one about the ball feeling gross when Curtis Painter throws it killed me. lol

[theorangethunderbolt]

@backyardlegos they're not making fun of soccer they're making fun of the mls and they have a reason to

[ninjagamer1997]

LMFAO 1:40 "Colts receivers say that the ball feels gross when Curtis Painter throws it."

2:01 "Lions coach Jim Schwartz kills Jim Harbaugh with axe."

[dillonator42]

haha interns are so slaves

[manonthemount]

@dillonator42 interns are slaves. graduates are indentured servants. big step up

[adegroot22]

goomf!

[Dragon45348]

2:14

"Rex Grossman Throws Three Interceptions Walking To His Car"

L

GO COWBOYS!

[backyardlegos]

fuck you soccer hating bastards

[mustacheman95]

hahaha there were hella rex grossman packs on the bottom

[faisjdas]

Best onion segment

[Un1versalPa1n]

How did this get on the news?

[beastymeat]

@Un1versalPa1n its a joke its not really a news station

[tomyo669]

/sp/ lol it's like 4chan

[ContinuousContinuing]

"Nation grimaces at sight of happy Jay Cutler on sideline"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Unguidedone]

rofl

[neomp5]

i'm voting these down, they're not funny. i was hoping they'd stop.

[packfan98]

@neomp5 read the headlines at the bottom there funnier than the video

[redsfan293]

@neomp5 I'm voting you down because your a bitch with no sense of humor

[live2laf]

carson palmer "jesus, im not worth that much" made me smile

[tTransmissionFunk]

GOOMF!

[mistabiggums]

Hahahaha "Redskins To Start Different Terrible Quarterback"

[twitchster77]

Well I mean. . .

I've fapped to worse.

[marcoj25]

LOL the MLS part made me laugh so hard!

[AAWPaintball]

Every single one of the football text at the bottom made me laugh out loud. Way too funny.

[Fancysymbol]

I like the MLS part (:

[JoelTGM]

LOL

[Tikibot23]

Best part of the Onion in my opinion.

[keso91]

0:35 1600 dildos, that's one hell of a party!

[burningknuckles]

MLS is a serious disease.

[UnboundLegend]

This would be funny if I wasn't a nerd, though I sure only nerds watch The Onion -_-

[madadivad1986]

You know, it doesn't have to be X-rated to be funny or enjoyable. The filth of this video turned me off after 15 seconds, and after being a subscriber to the Onion for several years, I am now unsubscribing.

[WaKeZnDrAnKz]

AHAHA " i didnt write those i had my slave do it for me" - Ken K. 2011

[packfan678]

Eels up inside ya find an entrance where they can.

[ninetailedfox579121]

"Rex Grossman throws three interceptions walking to his car" lmao

[larssonk22]

shut up your head is perfect sphere of grief

[iceseekers]

what teh fuck? dubstep on a kayaking commercial? what a fucking joke. Onion news can be taken more serious than that shit? Anybody esle see that stupid shit ad?

[vozakian]

@iceseekers Look into getting an add-on your browser. I use Ghostery on firefox. No more ads, never :)

[LouisianaSuperdome]

Needs more Rex Grossman jokes

[McFlurry2673]

lmao, finally a soccer joke.

[Turtleman7007]

Mls: extreme visible pain at slightest physical contact lmao

[Jesuslovesthepackers]

haha 2:02 "Lions Coach Jim Shwartz Kills Jim Harbaugh With Axe" haha ovverrated lions

[626productions]

"I had my slave do it for me..." I'm sorry, I hate when people type in what we just heard, but man that was hilarious.

[Slapppppp]

god damn I love this

[runescapeglicthes]

Hate the new Onion... Looks clearly fake...

[warfjm]

Don't stop with this segment! Very easily my favorite. I really hate PTI and this is a great parody of that.

[nbafanboi23]

LOL for a second, i thought this was from the NBA channel on youtube and actually thought that the lockout was over....

[Criff2K10]

at least they agree

[raptors11111]

lol 2:14 Rex Grossman throws 3 interceptions on the way to his car

[T0PSLAYER117]

I can't tell the difference between ESPN News and OSN. They are both hosted by morons yelling about shit that's irrelevant to the rest of the world.

[ForceRecon198]

MLS! Hahahahahaha classic

[rfleader06]

put them out like alexi lalas HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH

[Heiteinah]

Gosh, I laughed so hard at the bits in the bottom! "Rex Grossman throws three interceptions on his way to his car!" Priceless!

[ThePistolero909]

1600 dildos!?

[davreux3]

Was anyone else reading the little bits of football news on the bottom instead of paying attention to the actual video

[OccamsView]

bunch 'o homo's...

[thegoodlocust]

This channel has really gone downhill because people will thumbs up anything they put out.

This was pure and unadulterated tripe. A Fred video would've been less annoying.

[genuinecowhide]

@thegoodlocust

its a parody of sports shows ya goof

[thegoodlocust]

@genuinecowhide I understand what it was supposed to be - it was supposed to be funny. It wasn't.

[zzyzx0788]

@thegoodlocust ....it was hilarious. What the hell are you talking about? Dont insult other people by saying 'people will thumbs up anything' just because you found some obscure reason not to like this

[thegoodlocust]

@zzyzx0788 My "obscure reason" is that it wasn't funny just like Fred's videos aren't funny. Nevertheless, his videos are popular and he has even made two movies off of his idiocy.

I guess the Onion has decided to appeal to the lowest common denominator instead of making the effort to produce any more real comedy.

[zzyzx0788]

@thegoodlocust Fred appeals to teeny boppers thats why hes popular. Same with things like Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black.

Lowest common denominator? The Onion week in and week out has managed to produce some of the most well-crafted satire I've ever seen. Do you just not get the sports references? How you can equate this to Fred is baffling to me.

[cedrickdbz]

@thegoodlocust BLASPHEMY!

[ProxieIPban]

GOLF!!!

[Peddant]

Ah..the American idiom..sub-titles please.

[JMMT7022801]

IT'S INTERNS! IT'S CALLOUS TO CALL THEM SLAVES!

[DreadKing1313]

The MLS bit was hilarious

[J88Wolf]

Colts Receivers Say Ball Feels Gross When Curtis Painter Throws It. xD

[solidussmith]

"I didn't write those, I had my slave do it for me."

Bahahahahaha

[datlibra17]

the headlines that are scrolled on the bottom are funnier than the video!!

"Cowboys spend huddle talking about how bad they are"

"Rex Grossman throws three interceptions walking to his car"

LMAO!

[boblulz]

"REALLY FUN MASK"

[boss1001]

These. Are. All. Gold.

[GhostDistortion]

I think the ticker is funnier than the actual segment.

[zakim91]

"Rex Grossman Throws Three Interceptions Walking To His Car" LOL

[FDASARO]

Weird thing is, a lot of sports shows are like this, except less funny

[seunketchup88]

These guys are fantastic. Too freakin funny.

[BraydenBJ]

Albert Pujols is excited for vacation to finally start! hahahahaha

[DoctorVince]

"GO AND F..." We'll never know.

[machewbaccas]

@DoctorVince He said gomf

[Innize]

They're called interns- it's callous to call them slaves. LOLOL

[PunchSydeironReviews]

$30 for a dildo, is that too much?

[TsugaruClan]

Both sides are selfish, but the owners are the dumb ones.

[wanker89]

Electric eels : )

[catman980h]

does ant one else read the ticker it the bottom?

[Deadmansparty2002]

Awesome! :)

[JDawgBlu]

I know nothing about sports, but I watch this because I love the hilarious back and forth between the hosts

[dyne313]

lol "Patriots successfully use Ochocinco as decoy on bench''

2:23

[DoJaenin]

I never watch real sports shows but the deadpan delivery of these two makes the sports segments hilarious.

[haroonfunny94]

-"I have my slaves do it for me"

"-They're called interns, Doc"

So true.

[blacksncommercials]

I love these guys, Now SHUT UP!!!

[richardcadbury]

fuck sport

[Sliteh]

@richardcadbury Fuck you you boring cunt.

[rorcon]

0:56 dat wink

[iPriestHolmes]

lol the nba season started? i'm watching football (american) and rugby cup (all blacks baby)... all the major sports are overpaying athletes. complaining about making millions makes makes me wanna punch my dick over and over again.

[willieg54]

lol at 1:33. Carson Palmer

"Jesus,im not worth that much"

[Thrashvel]

"Rex Ryan interview enters fourth day." hahaha

[dangraphic]

I found this extremely unfunny and ultimately annoying and slightly offensive.

[AlmightyDevin]

...does anyone actually miss the NBA?

[Mrinebriation]

i have a feeling this would be funnier if i know anything about sports

[TutKatan]

@Mrinebriation Oh, it is.