Cedric The Entertainer ON Sports

[MrNotifyUrStatus]

No thuggery. No Thuggeration.



[ezeedward]

" Don't ever play with matches " LMAO !!

[theyearofgreatness]

Thanks to Cedric, I am now not afraid to be a "cheerleader for foolishness". Lol

[MBryantFFNY]

LMAOOO.. Bernie Mac run out "I aint scared a you muthafuckah.. I aint scared no " lmaooo

[larukulunaseas]

RIP.

[cindeler]

@larukulunaseas RIP what? he aint dead man. who u talking bout?

[nosredna1624]

kat williams does the exact same joke about shaq

[southsideballer100]

LMFAO

[naruto76289]

its not Ron Artest its Meta World Peace 

[UnivOfAriz]

horses will have totally different names... "whichamuthafukawould, whichamuthafukawould" 

ROFL!!!

[Alpha0803]

me personally i loved it

[icon200]

just noticed the lovely black couples in the audience

what?

its nice to see thats all :)

[bigodom7]

awwwwwwwww helllllllllllllll naw lmao

[comicalfella22]

"Kobe scored 81 points in a game. I aint never do that on Playstation."

[predator5527]

Don't ever play with matches lmfao

[alphebet99]

lol white guy says fire the kid n the black nigga says ass whoopin

[damielle87]

Laaaaawd Im weak !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deptford]

Girl at 5.50 is so cute

[iTsYoBoYdT]

This nigga funny

[Ravenphan20]

keep pressin 9 lol pretty funny

[pimpin2334]

@Ravenphan20 errbody cus, err errbody cussin tell me why im cussin, tell me tell me why im cussin<<<<<<<<<< to the tune of teach me how to dougie. time pressin 9 right and see what im talmbout

[leehalloran]

dont ever play with matches hahahahahaha :-)

[KrfNYC2]

the look at 4:40 is priceless.

[cj8803]

"He got knocked out the most I ever seen somebody ever knocked out in the history of knockedouttiveness." LMAO!

[cj8803]

"AWW HELL NAW!" LOL!

[ALLIWANNADOISLIVE]

I love this guy.

[ManiacWOK]

It wasnt even that funny but I laughed so hard at the "Who gonna come help me? A bunch of other comedians"...immediately I just pictured Steve Harvey and DL Hughley coming up in a scrap and fighting with Ced.

[TooReal31]

THAT WAS TIGHT HOW HE TURN AWAY DOING HIS IMPRESSION

[TooReal31]

WHAT'S UP, MOTHERFUCKER?... WE GOOD... LOL... TOO FUNNY

[bluegiant888]

"dont ever play with matches" sooo funny

[Mistersofly]

The 5 who disliked musta been Zab and his corner

[FTW3DS]

5 people played with matches lmao!

[chikinlikin123]

6:15 i like titties I enjoy titties

[chikinlikin123]

6:16 i like titties I enjoy titties

[dremsbtm]

zab judah watched this video 5 times.

[SaintHakim504]

Don't ever play with matches LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MSlilgangster89]

BET uncut............throwback lol

[TheKrazykang]

r.i.p bernie mac 1 of da real kings of comedy

[BlaqRainFresh]

Shut My Screen Door!!!

[BubblePopz45]

LMAO Shaq and Kobe got me cracking up

[nauris706]

" we saw you dawg"

[MrBgrigs]

and jim carrey dropping an elbow off the top

[bLkNteALrEdNgoLd]

shut my screen door!!!! hahaha

[wtfnousername69]

2differentdaddies :))))

[LiLShayShay2010]

HAHAHAHAHA *WIPES TEARS* OMG sooooooooooooo FUNNY!!!wishamahfukerwould by a nose HAHAHAHA

[ppoem123]

Bernie mac Sad...

[TheJRMOSLEYII]

SHAQ: IIGHT KOBE... *NONCHALANTLY KNOCKS OVER KOBE*... SHIT AINT GON GO HOW YOU THINK

[MercedesGames]

LMAO!!!.....riding on the handle bars.....Slow down ...I aint playin..

[reanimate21]

LMAO!!!! @ 2:45 "Hey hey heeeeey! Watch your speed!"

[ltuomela]

wanka wanka..its all there ...hahahhaha!

[UNDERTAKERSFANZ]

HELL YEAH SERENA GOT A SUPER FAT ASS

[MrIlleism]

What's this Show called??

[ScaryJBlige]

@MrIlleism see description box

[LpYrBby]

@ScaryJBlige LOL!!!!

[BrownEye950]

shaq's penis jokes- works every time :D

[ltuomela]

@BrownEye950 well you could be 6'2 and his shit would still be in your face..haha

[loewe06]

5:35

[lillunchin1002]

.....I'm surprised he didn't say Steve Harvey would come out and help him if he was fighting lol...

[loewe06]

@lillunchin1002 5:35

[wwef6lr]

@lillunchin1002 that was the first person he said

[superbigboy55555]

wish a muthfucka would

[ltuomela]

@superbigboy55555 by a nooooooooose..wish a mothfucka would is great athlete..haha!

[rootiest]

the ciggarate part towards the end hes talking about Mayorga.

[sexykatie911]

ScaryJBlige m.sn in profile

[Brian77TX]

The Shaq and Horseracing bits were the best bits of the whole show!!! LMAO!!!

[nekidbob]

And its " I Wish A Muthafucka Would " coming down the back stretch at Churchill Downs. All the ladies in their big ass hat's would pass out in the Grandstands. Ha ha ha.

[KidNinaTV]

@ScaryJBlige <--------- Lmao, i love your name

[jumbo2tha]

aight kobe im trying to tell ya this aint gonna go like ya think........now get yo lil ass on up haha

[ltuomela]

dont hit that bump Earl i aint playin...lmao..man when we was kids it was that!..lmao!

[Milic23]

Cedric a damn fool man

[hackslol]

he stole that shaq joke from kat williams

[sixdeuce4trey]

@hackslol hell naw katt stole it from him look at the timeline

[mizzlexi09]

@hackslol um this came out way before katt got hott...trust me

[srthiagomello]

wish-a-mothafucka-would! lol

[AnArKeeSeaSon]

lmfao...."shut my screen door"

[mkvl1490]

Zab Judah shit was funny as hell lmao. dont ever play with matches

[princessdemeri]

"we'll call ypu dawg" lmfaooo

[ltuomela]

ohhhhh no you didn't down the stretch...and wish a mothafucka would won...LOL

[dhosea101]

i wish a mutha fucka would dislike this

[a7xfan2555]

Two Different Daddys

Two Different Daddys

[davethedrummercancun]

This is a very well thought out and well written piece of material as always for him. C.T.E. is amazing as a comic and I feel that he is One of  the Best Ever 2 make us laugh!

Cheers from Cancun Mexico!!!!!!!!

[YB206]

She wearing thangs that aint even got nuttin to do with Tennis

[LaniceW]

I would so bet on a horse named Wish A Muthafucka Would. He's destined to win with a name like that because everybody would be too scared to beat him.

[utonium]

wishamahfukerwould by a nose!!

[7eventhSamurai]

'Don't ever play with matches!' L.M.A.O.

[1223945]

"shut my screen door" LMFAO he is hillarious

[qwndiva]

AH HELL NAW.... kills me everytime. WISH A MF WOULD!

[alkalineb]

AWWW HELL NAW is coming down on the back stretch. LMFAO!!!!!!!

[BIGBOOTYGIRLZ09]

I'M A CHEERLEADER FOR FOOLISHNESS; I LIKE NONSENSE

[PVsnyper]

hahaha shaq been a cop was daaaaaayyyyuuuuumm funnnnnnnaaaaahhh

[Futurempmw]

"ight kobe im tryin tell u shit anit go like u think now, get lil ass on up" lmaooo

[drakea19]

"we saw you dawg"!! "we saw you dawg"!!

[aerokid2396]

cedric crazy.tlkn bout shaq

[TheNARFRICH]

dont ever play with matches lmao

[Blake199018]

Whoa watch your speed now, watch your speed lol

[cfrazier40]

omfg this shit is hilarious',"Alright kobe this aint go the way you think"

[Kimmis1990]

and they`re off! oh, no you didnt! movin down the backside. No you didnt. Shut my scream door, is making a move on the inside. Shut my screendoor. wait a minute! 2 different daddies, 2 different daddies is making a move down there. Oh, hell no! is coming down the backstrech, Wait a minute! coming down the backstrech! it`s Wish a motherfucker would! a wish a motherfucker would, down the back strech, and its wish a motherfucker would, by a nose!!!!

[mrka1980]

"whish a mother fucker would by a nose"!!! LOL!!! Hilarious!!!

[therealgame2]

37 Wayans Brothers lol

[Ch0xie]

-"where yall going after this?"

-"We'll call u dog"

[cbaldwinjr]

I hope Wishamuthafuckawould runs in the Preakness

[BreatheMusicOfficial]

lool 0:58, luv da way he turns away during his impressions - too funny :)

[obamaisking1]

hey guys wats up yea wats up muthafucka

where yall goin after we call u dawg, we call u

[DjChinyChin]

lmfao

[Kandii1995]

lmao wish a mutha fuc** wud and 2 diff dadiieyz lol

[setapart1234]

Its wish a motha fuka would by a nose.lol

[Kimmis1990]

i lost control over my laughter at 8.31...:D ROFL

[Dzodevair08]

"Wonkup, wonkup.. nigg...  It's all there"... LMBAO

[genger100]

it would be nice if they were in order like part 1, part 2, part 3 etc.

[blairdom]

wish a mathafucka would...I fucking dropped! =))))))

[teedzy]

the first time i heard shut my screen door i was fucking rolling

[xdaeq2]

dont ever play with matches

[EJAanime]

Wish a Mathafucka would by a nose!

[MC31XD]

"get ya lil ass on up " LMAO

[MilanDior123]

yo dat slow motion hella funny dawg

[weaverb1227]

we'll call you dawg we'll let yo ass know

[Evandass]

is this BET UNCUT? NIGGA HW LATE IS IT?LMFAO...

[reaperthakiller]

ass whopping

[MrCristenShaw]

well call you dawg haha

[MrCristenShaw]

yall got some chicken fingers for 1708 lmfao

[dukefan4eva]

Lmfao!!!

[hamburgerrrs]

lulz

[gigsogulani]

lionel check cash hahah

[mrchaching11]

Wish-that-motha-fucka-would won the kentucky derby lol

[sithmaster117]

dont ever play with matches lol

[waitingformusic]

4:19

AMAZING! Ced animates it so well!!

I watched Ced at Shaqs roast too! So funny!!!

If he wasnt before he certainly is now one of the best comedians out there!!

Hilarious man.

I wish a mother fu*ker would!!! haa

[gp5]

Oh my god, I'm in tears. Hilarious

[dreamtheatre009]

LMAOOO so jokes

[OuterSpace90]

horse names was hilarious

[ShottaSparX]

hahahhahaaaaaaaaa dont ever play with matches lllllllmmmmmmmmmmfffffaaaaaaaa­ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

[Hotboiruben2]

40... love ... williams

LOL precious

[LATISHAPOL125]

funny

[radiokilla02]

shaq would pick yo ass up if u try to speed off

[redhibernation]

"Don't ever play with matches" LOL --- this guy's a legend !!!!!!!! 9:10

[1heblackmamba]

didnt kat williams use ceds joke on his show as well i heard that on kat williams too cedric is great

[juelz111]

Close my Screen door!! haha

[TheQuantum09]

9:26-936 LOL Classic

[sonofhades]

Cedric is one of the greatest comedians of all time! i still can't stop laughing!

[cookie123d]

did i mention how much i loveeeeeeeeee this comedian..

[JazzieTxDiva69]

"Wishamuthafuckawould won he Kentucky Derby last night. That Wishamuthafuckawould is good athelete!" LMAO

[constantinlegrand]

LMAO. cedric is so F.U.N.N.Y..

[HiroXHakuske]

As much as I dislike double posting...

What would you do if someone spilled a drink on you?

Guy 1- "They'd be fired"

Guy 2- "Ass-Woppin'"

[HiroXHakuske]

"Yall got some chicken fingers for 1708? Thank you, put that ranch on there? Right on"

[shoes1922]

Ced is a fat athlete! He pretty quick on his feet for his size!!

[shoes1922]

"Kobe scored 81 in a game"!! "I dont even score that on playstation"!!

[cjdabearsosexy01]

@shoes1922 lmao shitt me either lol

[jermaineonealnumber7]

xD Stephen Jackson.

[DJW1527]

Lord dat part about da bike is funny as hell

[SD0T23BK]

DONT EVER PLAY WIT MATCHES! LMFAO

[raggityman]

Black NASCAR sponsorship:

Lonnell's Check Cashing...Lisa's House Of Nails...Fade To Black Barber Shop!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

[EngleSackJus]

Lol... Cedric is crazy!!!

[4567768]

stand up his shit all in your window hahha

[oehieze]

..TWO DIFFERENT DADDIES!!!! :)

[daryl353962]

i wish a mother fuckin would wins crazy shit thats my nigga

[CZRXCZR]

I was LOL when he talks about walking in a Rodeo Clown outift, with the nose and everything.... Waga, Waga..nigga!!

[kritchychick]

lol dont ever play with matches......

[flashydee123]

Cedric is mad funny lol ....

[Z0hann]

I lost 12 pounds when I was in Denver.

haha

[desfleurs3]

And it's Wishamuthafuckawould by a nose !!!!

[DeynatheTaggerung]

LMFAO!! We saw you dawg.

We saw you.

[LeonelRodriguez1200]

and she had on some of them biker booty shorts woohoo eww nigga look like she cheating dont it like she got two rackets wack wack lmfao