Robin Williams Weapons of self destruction part 4

[Djura994]

What do you read??

[18jcoker]

i want the pictures and i want clay acon!

[LetsEatUnicorns97]

I'm related to Madoff's mistress.

[ProfanityAlertMedia]

lol that's the ten thousandth time I've heard the "and who do you think is gonna build the damn wall?" joke xD

[chiefdancingostriche]

sarah palin is not sexy at all. more like ugly.

[SethBlizzard]

Could someone explain the Appalacchian Trail/Patagonia joke to me?

[oooooodavey]

@SethBlizzard App trail is on the east coast of USA, from Maine to GA. Patagonia is down in south america by the great horn spoon, farther north. It's not very funny.

[sweens06]

His Jack Nicholson impersonation is scary realistic lol!

[thatfilmgeekguy]

i wonder how many broken ribs this man has caused XD

[itbedatsodovardere]

"I will sink your shit right now" is the funniest magaret thatcher joke ever

[1306don]

this man is a freaking genius man i wish he came to holland one time, i will sure visit him

[NikHamilton13]

Has anyone else noticed that pretty much every top comment on the Robin Williams "Weapons of Self Destruction" videos is a quote from the video? Jus' saying.

[9xkingx5]

"even Nazis are going....thats weird" LMFAO :))

[proud2bpagan]

I remember my dad saying the same thing about Madeoff,lol.

[RepublicAgent]

Drill, baby, drill, baby, drill!

[jkpenn2003]

tooooooo political :]

[dreamcaster4eva2011]

" I will build a wall"

"That will not fuckin work,"

[wlledg01]

@ 7:02 XDXDXDXDXDXD I drive a volvo... AND IT HAS A GUN RACK!!!!!

[Guyforgod2009]

LMAO

[Pugsleyrulz]

9 people dont have their big boy glasses on

[albi131]

No more Big Boy Glasses :(

[Guyforgod2009]

I will Sink your shit right now I will open a can of woop ass on you little brown man I will do it

[Xage85]

Drill baby drill baby drill

[450bigpat666]

How can you not like this cmon!!!

[HarryNotFrowning]

so damn funny. loves Robin Wlliam

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

4:54

funniest part!!!!

[1000wp]

Robin is one of the best comedians, but seriously guys we are so afraid to joke about Obama and his failures, really?? not one f joke??? still f Bush?? he's f gone!! we have a new puppet in the WH!!

[TheRipper1967]

@1000wp

Exactly, I am one person that agrees with you. Obama is not perfect by far. Why people thought an inexperienced newbie to politics was going to do any better then Bush....lol

[TheRipper1967]

@TheRipper1967

Too add, I grew up in Arizona and the reason I would have voted for McCain was yeah he may be old. But he was the only one that held Arizona up and helped us back on our feet. When the Savings & Loan scandel hit in the 80's and half the Az and Cali State Government Officials including our Arizona Governor were involved. McCain was the only one with balls who stood outside of that crap.

[TheStraatjutter]

@TheRipper1967 every thing is better than bush !

[ManiacThePyro]

thats how i ror. thats how i rorrrr. thats wa i rike.

[akumatatsu61]

"I will sink your shit right now!!"

[Webzlinger]

I'm gonna try that morse code thing on girls.

[crystalhenley]

Don't sit in that chair



[Halo1138]

The Financial Advisement Offices of Dewey, Fuckue, and Howe

"We're the Names You Can Trust!"

[masterDevis]

And before this video, I had no idea that we had a gay senator...

[masterDevis]

What a great country! You can even make fun of Kim Jong Il, and THERE'S a son of a bitch just screaming to be made fun of!

[misssmexysexy]

Omg that is fucken finny ...lol

[GenVirtu]

Bernie Madoff...an embezzler named Madoff?...Mmmm, Was the name not a Clue? Did he had to come from the Law office of "Do We F*#k You and HOW!" lol

[Eyesight2]

Robin Williams should be on Star Trek, he has a strong voice when he calls for "Number One."

[Shikady]

@attonator It's hard to make a 10 mins stand up, imagine doing a 90 min stand up sketch...Besides, you go to a concert only to hear the band play the same songs that play before and you already listen, why can't comedians do the same? It's all about the presentation...

[EthanxClarke]

@attonator yea but its funny as hell xD, lol hes one of the few who could make it work and a couple of others...

[busabiker1987]

Dewey fuck you and how? lmao that is some funny shit



[Galero15]

why does he keep saying 'number one' again?

[Aerosmith589]

@Galero15 It's his catchphrase, I think.

[Blu0tuth0ninja]

my volvo has a gun rack.

[TheLDG1981]

I'd be in favor of sending those assholes in Gitmo to Texas.

[kurayami32]

@TheLDG1981 Trust me, we'll take 'em! LOL Some states are trying to abolish the death penalty...my state's putting in an express lane!

[arusa4615]

is the name not a clueee?

[thlydd]

@arusa4615 I thought that when I heard about it on the news.

[Webzlinger]

I have on my big boy glasses.

[hooha96]

@Webzlinger ner ner you have ern yer BIG BOY GRASSES

[Valerieannleeh]

Thank you for posting!

[koopafruit]

best maggie thatcher impression ever! lol

[NikHamilton13]

"I will build a wall."

[VegasVic5]

1:25 the unlucky bears are the 5 stuffed in her living room

[THESNOWGURT]

i agree with his political views...

[thegoodrodgarrett]

This is funny as hell.

[carrabec99]

"Mother I'd Like to Fillabuster" lmfao

[fjparrish]

i had angelina jolie and afterward she adopted me lmao!!

[brwny555]

shit wrong words..

[shadowd151]

roada rorrororo

[dig2013]

"That's how I rowrrr....that's how I rowrrrr.....that's what I like."

[tehjefey]

@dig2013

RoR (Raugh out roud).

[Pyro5139]

How could you find the only Jewish girl who couldn't get a stain out, you ASSHOLE!

[Reaperluver]

"The basic difference between Palin and Cheney: She shoots you, GAME OVER!"

LOL! XD

[RadiationSoap]

"We had some complex formulas- we just didn't factor in greed, and panic."

[DoorNabz]

"all that money and no dental plan, so sad"

[allhailfoamy1]

fuck SME bastards keep me from listening to this in playlist form -.-

[dark1monarch]

A good drinking game: Take a shot every time Robin says "Number 1" lol

[SuperAly32]

Robin william does a good Sara palin I hope she doesn't end up in office

[bensdadfrank]

@SuperAly32 We sure could'nt be worse off!

[Shadedowful]

Julia childs XD

I just climbed back on my chair after falling off of my chair XD

[FastnFurious1044]

2:50 one of the best parts of the whole show....lmfao...sho biw cwitton...lol

[spacedout93]

JACK NICHOLSON 2012!!!



[CARAPAR1234]

Thats how I rorur..Thats how I rorororur...THATS WHAT I RIKE

[wfbaseballguy]

So Bill Clin-ton -.-

[Crowley4004]

Jack Nicholson for President!

[twin3017]

whoever disliked this is fucking insane

[RedEmperorDragoness5]

Nine people couldnt figure out how to pick up men with morse code.

[ee07b067]

I love how he burned Katie Couric !!! :P

[jkrpsyche3286]

9 people voted for Palin.... dumb asses

[majafaja999]

'the bullmarket is what your ass will bear motherfucker...hmmmhmmm"

Gotta love robin!

[vlada881]

"Where was she when I was in office?! "

[EpiclyInept]

sorry robby, it's "cray akeen" if you wanna say it with an asian accent

[Webzlinger]

drill bebeh drill

[d3s7r0y3r2]

Mother I'd Like to Filibuster

[d3s7r0y3r2]

"I know about Russia 'cause I can see it from my backyard." xD

Love the "How do you like my Northern Slopes now, boys?" LOL

[SuperAWEsome115]

Polar bears aren't extinct they are just unlucky :-L

[zoorzy84]

a lots of repeating..

[ThisColdSpark]

...he's repeating his jokes -/3

[midnightrose1217]

8 people don't have a volvowith a gun rack

[ToxisGrey]

Robin Williams is AMAZING! his stand up comedy is hilarious and get this, it's SMART! (Not that other comedians aren't smart, but, Robin actually uses his intelligence in his act.)

[Rainbowjrjrjr]

thats how i rorrrr... Thats how o Rrrrorrrr........... Thats what i like

[heartbreakerz18]

SARAH PALIN SUCKS!!!!

[TheRailbaron]

Bernie Madoff= madoff with all your money!

[youlex0]

Robin Williams........the man of many voices. that's how I know this man. The funniest man on earth to me, and he automatically made me start using other voices when I talked.

[RioEllington]

I had never made the connection with Madoff's last name until now. XD

[fortfat]

whose Jack Nicholson?

Im not in his ballpark when it comes to age... He's outta my era.

[Garrysmodgamers]

@fortfat im 14 he is the guy from anger management..lol >.<

[feeltherhythmofmusic]

@fortfat

Google him.........

[fortfat]

@feeltherhythmofmusic Oh im such an idiot. i know of him! lol

[lonedoghowling]

It's not fucking comedy. It's TRUTH!  You laugh. Go your merry way. Wish Madoff could be president.

[lonedoghowling]

Half way thru the vid. I, too constricted to joke this way with one. He. Loose and uncaring. This I see may not be enlightenment. Damn sight more free than my existence. I'll call him enlightened. Why not? More free than I.

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

The whole Arnold sucking the Kenndy out of Maria makes more sense now than ever now that his affair is out in the open.

[HopeVJustice]

Omg i looove this guy ^^ Hilarious & Smart! <3

[tomyduran]

that man is Jack Nicholson

[gothmandy6]

5:00-5:11 HILARIOUS!

[JayAre555]

Impressive man!!



[freakfroggflogged]

Dennis Hopper is more of a badass than Nicholson. He has literally done every drug in history.

[SirsRose]

economic freebasing lol

[TheIlluminatus503]

Who knew Katie Couric was on the cutting edge of journalism with ambush questions like, "What do you read?"

[puremongrel]

Robbin its a little boring... why american stuff; is too much.

if you keep in american: good luck.

[Cali5556]

@puremongrel Because he's performing for a live American audience?

[deathman1021]

Sarah Palin is a stupid George Bush, and a lot of Americans want her to be the next president. Morons

[shugknight412]

@deathman1021 better than obama

[deathman1021]

@shugknight412 Oh yeah totally better than a guy that stoped another depression, yeah totaly.

Just cause hes not good at the soundbite does not mean hes done nothing, do a little research before you hate him cause hes black

[shugknight412]

@deathman1021 there goes how smart you are/how much research youve done.....hes actually arab thats why his father gave him the middle name Hussein to distinguish him being arab/muslim (like his father) and not being black. and when you break down his family his family tree hes only 6% black and in America you have to be 12% of a race to claim it so he cant even claim the race black. 

[deathman1021]

@shugknight412 Yeah hes Arabic, thats why his father is from Africa and he was born in Hawaii.

Dumbass

[shugknight412]

@deathman1021 just cause someones from africa dont mean their black ass....and his WIFE even admitted it she said in a press conference giving a speech about HIV that her n barack went to visit his HOME COUNTRY OF KENYA....search it on youtube and jsut continue being an idiot who liked the president who destroyed america :)

[deathman1021]

@shugknight412 The stupidity of that statement just astounds me. Honestly if you are that stupid as to belive that, then there is no hope for you.

[shugknight412]

@deathman1021 think what you want but when it happens and he destroys america completely your gunna feel pretty stupid that you liked and approved of him,shit his BEST FRIEND is Bill Ayers you know the leader of weather underground a group of american terrorists who bombed american buildings during the 60s and 70s fyi he was baracks biggest supporter and if he was born in hawaii why is he afraid to show his birth certificate, id gladly show mine if was president unless if i was hiding something

[deathman1021]

@shugknight412 Can't tell if your a troll or just really stupid.

[shugknight412]

@deathman1021 nice burn if your 11 years old lol....do your research on barack the terrorist then come n talk

[deathman1021]

@shugknight412 Its funny that you insult my ability to research when its clear the only place youve ever looked up information is the teaparty website.

perhaps you may want to try reading a book, rather than burning one

[shugknight412]

@deathman1021 never been on the teaparty website so by you assuming you mad an ass of yourself....ive done my research all over the internet, sounds like youve only read baracks bored where he refers to white people as the DEVIL

[deathman1021]

@shugknight412 BULLSHIT, and as to the "never been to the teaparty website" again thats a load of shit, you sounds exactly like one, meaning of course that we are back to my other post that either you are a moron of the highest degree, or a troll looking for some fun. Either way enough with your conspiricy theory bullshit, dont reply you only make yourself sound dumber.

[shugknight412]

@deathman1021 barcks book* not bored

[bookman09]

thats a mother id like to filabuster lol

[Resurrectedfantasy]

His impression of Jack Nicholson, short as it may have been, was scary:)

[shizomu]

@Resurrectedfantasy and its right on the money too sounds just like him

[americanu197]

dewey , fuk yu and howe accounting firm =))

[videoviewer833]

they will go around your wall..

[badbones100]

I cannot stand Sarah Palin. She thinks she knows whats good for this country.

Shes another Richy bitch looking to become famous. Because money aint enough for her.

If anything, she should be happy with being fucking rich, and leae politics to the people who actually know about it.......which i will say when we actually find those people.

[knightryderrwn]

ROTFLMAO @ 1:52, about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin -- "The basic difference between her and Cheney...she shoots you, *GAME OVER!*" (This is probably true, too!)

[knightryderrwn]

0:04 -- "When FDR was on television..." "There was no TV back then!! Come here, Joe! (ZAP!) Sit down!!" -- ROTFLMAO!!

[ayllasousa]

LMFAO "i will sink your sh*t right now! " i cant stop laughing \0/

[ShyMp10]

This is so funny... Lol :) if you didn't laugh... Well your laugh box must be broken!

[Cali5556]

@charlieslilyflower I think that's SistaSol's exact sentiment, actually.

[dragonmaster949]

I will sink your shit right now!! I will open a can of whoop ass on you little brown man !!

[Tarynus]

"That's how I rorrorr...that's how I rorrorrorr...that's what I like!"

[SistaSol]

@ChurchsofChrist - That horse of yours died around the time Paul wrote the letters to Ephesus. I applaud your decision not to hide your light under a bushel, but perhaps you may want examine why you're posting this, because it's certainly not to bring the light of your faith to someone's soul. I'm sure it makes you feel superior to post this, but it in fact makes you seem like a desperate broken record.

[GothamWriter91]

@SistaSol I second this so hard.

[somedude842]

@ChurchsofChrist ???

[somedude842]

@ChurchsofChrist umadbro?

[deathman1021]

@ChurchsofChrist That quote from exodus was actually meant to be an abolishment on comiting evil in gods name. Why do so few christians understand their own holy book.

[cky395618]

Even old nazis are going "That's wierd"

[CrazySchool09]

"Arnold, where are you governor?"

"CALIFAWYA!"

[squonkynut]

I <3 his Margaret Thatcher impression!

"I will sink your shit right now!"

[chomcia5000begrudl]

@squonkynut

actually it was Julia Child...

still amazing!

[pv2cron]

That's how I rorrr...

That's how I rorrr...

That's what I like.

[supergirlprime]

i love how evry thime he imitates a french person he is imitating smoking.no offence to anyone french

[580843]

The dislike button is like Justin Bieber's penis... It's small and gets bigger only when assholes touch it

[Trollnumber12]

Robin's so hardcore, he's chucking down water as if it were nothing!

[oz22verizon]

polar bears r not endangered, their population has quadrupled in the last 20 years. The US kills over 300 polar bears every year to keep the population down, GET INFORMED WILLIAMS!

[boonecrew54]

"I will open a can of Whoop Ass on you little brown men I will do it right now!"

[BlueKrystalFox]

" I will sink your Sh*t right now...!"

[Bingokongen]

"Katie Courik with Ambush questions like: What do you read?"

lmao

[canuck1980]

clinton : 'where was she when i was in office..yeah'? LOL

[Ithellama]

It ain't a Robin William show if it ain't a table with waterbottles :)

[contact1araya]

@Ithellama I thought you said watermelons.........I was going to say thats Gallager

[MASTER1LINK]

@Ithellama or with out some funny ass shit :D

[gramamge33]

Hey I'm Canadian, we had a PM whose wife fucked Mick Jagger back in the 70's when it meant something

[AkBoy1000]

yeaaah! how do you like my northern slopes now boys? drill baby drill baby drill. LMFAO

[moontrapper]

rorr