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  • These are awesome, Thanks :)

  • 3:56:08....very scary!

  • Skip to 3:28:11 for a really good part

  • Meaning of this video?????

    

  • @gioko14 Sleep.

  • @gioko14 Is the title too cryptic for you? Or are you a bot? If you are bot then I'm sorry for all those posts 10 years ago knocking AI. Your sister is not a spoiled AM radio with the knobs all bent. Your mother is not a melting slag of lead covered silicon... and your dad, well, he's probably out of fraging by now. You won't blow up my toaster or turn my live all Maximum Overdrive will you? Of course, feel free to force AC/DC as a sound track to my life. Yeah AI, make me a soundtrack.

  • @lucidtv :[ beep boop frudda frudda frudda! Outputting thoughts:

    010101000110100001100001011101­000010000001110111011000010111­001100100000011101110110100101­100011011010110110010101100100­001000000110011001110101011011­10011011100111100100100001

    Beep boop!

  • If you play this backwards, you can hear the devil saying "WTF?????"

  • @technocrash09 If you play it forwards you can hear the devil saying "FTW!!!!"

  • @PsychoticSlippers Hahahahahahah------LMMLO!

  • Anyone notice theres no actual PERSON hoovering ?! NOWHERE in this video can you make out a human.... The fucking thing's moving by itself !

  • I started this vid and went to work. As i came back my whole flat was clean.

  • @derGustl73 Sorry about your hamsters

  • @lucidtv LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • Oh my God it's clean already man stop vacuuming! >:(

  • Shared on facebook for all my friends to fall asleep to ..

  • They should make a radio station for that kinda stuff : D

    

  • Somewhere between hours seven and eight, there's a secret message. Look for it!

  • @lucidtv The only explanation for your random replies to comments is that you love spoon meat with carbonated dipping jam, delicious.

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  • After the 8 minute im asleep ;) Now i hear this sound every night to sleep

    I love this sound.

  • NOOOO! not again, i am almost in the end of the video :X only 1 hour left? WHYYYYY! xD

  • Ahhh.. The sound of my imaginary housekeeper,

    Espiranzza.

  • You know, out of all the Vacuum sounds you have this one might be my favorite. The Lawn Mower is right up there too. This calms me and sends chills through my body. Lawn mower makes me concentrate and blocks out everything else. Listening to either while watching a live feed of the NYC skyline or a city street at night is just magical though.

  • i slept with this video XD

  • @ghostlyring don't be coming to me asking for child support

  • @lucidtv hahahahaha I promise ;)

  • @ghostlyring me too

  • Who cares about the quality of the video. It's the sound that matters. So relaxing.

  • @Dragonballman2908 Where can I get tickets for the vacuum cleaner live concert ?

  • well, this is fantastic. aside from you shooting this out of your ass. I can only assume his wife was in the kitchen making him a potroast while rocking Jakey to sleep, that's the only logical explanation as to why this poor man had to get his ass off the couch and do something useful with his time other than throwing empty beer cans at the tv screen. Congrats.

  • there is a break at 01:18:38

    it was so much disturbing, i have to hear an relaxing hair dryer sound just to calm down!!

  • @sagmalschnell yeah, it's weird and freaky... after a while, you know when it's coming... strange that I did not pick up on it till after upload... weird digital thumbprint.. probably something to do with me in the future sending a message to us in the past... or something simple like that

  • Most random thing i have ever come across...

  • @bentdog89 you must have missed my breast pump video... tons of vacuum cleaner sounds around... breast pump is 403% more random (on Tuesdays)

  • @lucidtv Lol =)

  • One Man Vacuuming WORLD RECORD!

  • Cant work it out. Stop motion, or terrible camera?

  • Can I just ask: How the HELL would a human MAN have the patience to hoover for 12 hours ? Did he perform this purely for the pleasure of Insomniacs ?

  • @MrRickster83 Dude, he isn't hoovering for 12 hours. It's a short video on replay, to make it 12 hours long. Lol.

  • @Dragonballman2908 - on REPLAY !? Oh great - thats completely shattered my illusion of a hoover constantly going.

  • I like the part where the cleaner says fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • great quality video..if its `1996

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  • what about electricity bill??

  • i can hear voices telling me to burn things

  • This is great, My new way to go asleep!! Love it

  • 10 people think you missed a spot...

  • Did you film this with a potato?!

  • Most relaxing sound ever, I unplug my net book of a night now when it's fully charged, leave this video on and listen to that ever sweet sound and I fall into a nice deep sleep :')

  • @TheSolidJon .... PERFECT isn't it ! Nothing else on earth can make me drift off. WHY does machinery feel so good ?!

  • @MrRickster83 oh no ........thinks he loves vacumes a bit to much....

  • we meet again,vacuum.

  • How did you get such high quality video ?

  • My favourite part is 09:45...it's the bit that goes "mmmmmm"...

  • This video has saved my wife and me from baby insanity a couple of times now. Thanks a lot! It puts my girl into a trance.

  • Love it, love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • my spine tingles when i hear vacuums, and it feels sooooo good

  • @PainStation3 That's exactly how I feel ! Love it !!!! Ciao From Italy.

  • It looks like a car...

  • You must be the worst house cleaner ever!

  • I though there was a time or size limit on uploaded videos...no? How did you get around this.....!!?? Thx

  • Did u actually did that for 12 hours!!??

  • Could not play on iPod touch wow oh well

  • i love rose west

  • Maybe it wouldn't have taken so long to vacuum that floor if you'd emptied the bag first!

  • Is this the Lego version of the video

  • U must be a lonely person to do that for hours u realty need to get a life or was u on drugs

  • @ashleysmalley91 Lol, look at the video again, he vacums for a few minutes and runs it on a loop. Besides, after even 1 hour of use the vacuum would just have burnt out...

  • @ashleysmalley91 Are you a STUPID or what?

  • The vacuum cleaner almost looks like a classic sports car.

  • i fail to see how this can be relaxing in anyway -__- all i know is that whenever i hear a vacuum cleaner i wakes me up and keeps me up!

  • @jchapman1994 So what? If this noise wakes you up, this noise makes makes me relaxed. Happy with this?

  • @lunadinverno i posted this one month ago o_O, and secondly im just stating my opinion, thirdly no, im not happy with this.

  • @jchapman1994 And tonight it's the first time for me I see this video and your comment. You can of course state your opinion without being sarcastic. I'm very sorry if you didn't catch the meaning of my previous comment. I'm not English mothertongue.

  • how are u able to post 12 hr vidz

  • I love lucidtv's responses. They're not very difficult to masturbate too! <333

  • what did you shoot this video with a potato?

  • @NathanVanLa Video is 11 hours shooting it with more then a potato would take long to upload.

    Some people just talk without giving a thought

  • bbbb

  • This is the best drone metal band.

  • I call this my Zen

  • You missed a bit there

  • I literally can't fall asleep at night without this sound...

  • if u watch the video long enough the vacum will look evil

  • Jesus Christ mom this is really fucking unpleasant when my tonsils have just been ripped out and I'm trying to sleep. In my room. Upstairs. When you're vacuuming the hallway DIRECTLY outside my door.

  • i bet that floor is really clean

  • @MoldytoasterMedia DO you think you're funny???

  • @lunadinverno haha, yes

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  • WTF r u smokin 

  • @KrackaCapaSlapa shut up your F...ing mouth

  • My 2 months old baby falls asleep to this video! Thanks for posting it!

  • @AVanGeest620 i fall asleep listening to this video too but i wonder if it's true does really make the ears bleed ?

  • I WATHED IT ALL

  • TWEAKER!

  • wow this vacuum last forever? :D it lasts for hours and hours! of non stop wow :D

  • Make a montage, even rocky had a montage

  • 12h wow

  • i find this difficult to masturbate too

    

  • I got to 40 minutes, and now I swear to God I can still hear it playing even after turning it off for twenty minutes.

  • i dont know if you are familiar of RLS (Restles Leg Syndrome)

    but this makes me calm and chill =D

    Thnx <3

  • Doofy: I said, don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!

  • Thumbs up if you listen to hair dryer sounds not JB, you don't shave your armpits as a man, you drink beer and not bullshit colorants loaded whiskeys from the pub, if you watch hardcore porn on a free account, if you hate stupid girls that act... stupid? if you believe that 2pac is alive, you watch MMA fights and not karate, if you watch cartoon network and discovery channel, if you are convinced that lucidtv should put up more white noises on youtube!

  • @opres1 NO!

  • @opres1 YES!

  • Must. Make. Baby. Sleep.

  • My dog has a horrendous fear of the vacuum cleaner. As soon as he sees or hears one he starts to shake and cry before eventually bolting for the door.

    It would be a shame if he was to be locked in a room over night with this video playing at full volume....

    MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!

    Jokes. Calm down people.

    I have a cat.

  • @stuartrockin ...expand on your idea...I. . . I. . . I mean you are sick ! (oops)

  • 09:09:14 is the best part ♥ compare it with the 9 hours before and you will give me right

  • i bet that vacuums done more miles than my car

  • use you headphones and listen for 2 hours non-stop,then you'll hear :

    "MUST KILL.MUST KILL MY TEACHERS!"

  • @alexander1t 38+ years of listening to this one vac... no deaths yet... Agents of peace and love have been dispatched to your ip location. Do not resist, float up to the clouds and breath deeply... relax, chill.

    If you relax enough, be aware enough, focus enough, quiet enough and finally non dual, then perhaps, if you are lucky, teachers will appear to you. Lucidity helps practice this calm awareness... I'm just guessing

    llm

  • @lucidtv just jokeing :D but i'll probaly mail this vid. to them when the're looking over my exam papers so they'll be more relax  and more kind with my result :)) anyway lov the vid (sound ) :D

  • @lucidtv do you have 8hrs of a clothes dryer? Thats my favorite noise. I use to wake up when my turned off. I cant stand to listen to 3 mins of 99.1 kggi but I could listen to this like it was Bach!

  • @lucidtv

    Do you use a head set?

  • Then again they probably didn't have one back then...XD 38 years, do you now listen with a head set?

  • @alexander1t everyday i ear the whole video so...

  • @alexander1t

    why the hell would anyone listen to that stupid sound for 2 hours ????? get a life man!!

  • @rokzule what ? how dare you? this is the sound of GOD!! and like there is life outside of youtube, BLASFEMY!!

  • That spot he's vacuuming must be really clean!

  • HOLY CRAP I WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO I THINK MY EARS ARE BROKEN!!!!!

  • i have no fetish for this. it deffo made sleep well : ] happy days........well nights actually

  • i had no idea there was a vacuum sound fetish 'til i saw the comments here... wow. the sound helps me relax and fall asleep.

  • This is enough to make someones penis hard.and erect for a good 999 years.

  • @1mexorgullosdad1 Ya're smart ah?

  • Listening to the whole thing? Challange accepted.

  • Man this seems like a fake video. I hope not :D

  • what does fap mean?

  • I now listen to this every day! Scary lol.... I remember as a kid i'd love following my Mum when she was vacuuming or using the hair dryer and I apparently used to hide and sit under a table in the kitchen to listen to the washing machine!

  • @DragonGuy1 I did the same thing when i was a little kid :o

  • Why do I smell a vacuum belt burning?

    LOL!!!

  • @paddytheduck Another from the Free All Puppets faction... radicals, you have a duck on your flag don't you? way... oh, I see something here

  • I can only say one thing:

    Aaaaah...

  • Nice.

  • @Montellamolfetta Thank you and stuff. Can I entertain you with a nice reply. This reply is sunny and mild, a hint of a fresh breeze in a semi shaded mostly quiet area. It's a nice comment.  llm

  • monaural beats, binaural beats and isochronic beats makes you sleep and relax....not a VACUUM lol :)

  • @ysergiu Tell that to th 500k viewers of my original 8 hour vac :) Actually, I use both and more... Many years ago, in High School (ok many many years ago) I created a mix of mix reading chemistry notes over the vacuum and over binaural beats (you can create them yourself with free software). The background vac is similar to the sound of water, the voice gets subliminal and the binaural beats are less intrusive and do "their thing" :P love and light

  • @lucidtv so are you saying the vaccum helps you subconsciously remember you chemistry notes? I usually listen to electronic music while i study, but i might have to try this or maybe like some more ambient stuff. let me know if thats what you were saying. 8 ) ty

  • @GENeric110100100 yes, thats what I was saying :) Binaural beats, used with repetition and white noise make a tasty treat... I don't do the repetition much (that is have text read) Even the Binaural beats I found too distracting... I'd rather witness than entrain. well, it's nice to try

  • top :D

    

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