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  • KROIKY!! XD

  • omfg i see the link for the 27 !!!!!

  • Wtf o.o *Sees a shotgun and shells* "Naah... It's just a dead end." x_x

  • "Hey wanna be my human shield?"

    "Shut up."

  • Deep sea astronomy is now really going to happen.

    bbc.co.uk/news/science-environ­ment-11284896

    Ross sees the future!

  • @puzoldookie link doesn't work

  • will this guy make it?NOOO they're all popcorn! xDDD

  • 1:34 I can't stop the lolz!!!

  • lol "Hey wanna be my human sheild?" "Shut up!" rofl

  • Dr. Newell, anyone else know that's an easter egg?

  • @SnakeMacTavish gabe newell valves main man

  • If You Pause At 8:00 YOull Will See A Shotgun LOL

  • 7:56 A SHOTGUN !!

  • Swiss cheese of the damned

  • trust me man, i hate elevater music to.

  • Creat City For all your crative Crate needs

  • Loll

  • HEY! i'll let you know that i have a PHD in Deep Sea Astronomy 

  • I thought Jessie was his cousin?

  • YOU OKAY?! Ah, I don't care

  • did this series get anyone else addicted to doritos?

  • - hey you want be my human sheld

    - shut up

    xd 7:53

  • 6:49 CRIKEY!

  • 3:43 Dr. Newell.... ring a bell anyone?

  • 6:42 every time i spot something i wanna stealth kill with my bow in skyrim i say this

  • I love that fits of rage are rewarded in this game. *window smash*

  • Who is Dr. Newell?

  • @Klimaexperte gabe newell the head of valve :3

  • @tannerdelta ah cool thx

  • if he lookstheres a crate inthe room with the human sheild i mean guy he even saw it for a sec

  • Gordon - "Hey,want to be my human Shield?"

    Guy - "SHUT UP!"

    Gordon - "Okay,was just an idea."

  • at 4:10 if you break all the crates there is a shotgun behind them

  • R.I.P headphone users: 5:32

  • What does a mute in a =hazard suit killing head humpe- oh right

  • I cried when he didn't find the shotgun, twice xD

  • Swiss Cheese Of The Damned...lol

  • 8:00 THATS A SHOTGUN!

  • in my game my water is blue including the sewer water huh

  • Hey wanna be my human shield? SHUT UP!!! It's just an idea.

  • Why would u not take shotgun?

  • At the end !!! ARE YOU BLIND ???? SHOTGUN !!!! or at least shotgun ammo

  • an ad about chuck norris on a video about gordon freeman :O

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  • "Were turning into the swiss cheese of the damned!". It doesn't get any better than that kids.

  • at 7:59 i saw a gun or ammo on green chest

  • 7:29 "I dont see any blood" (Blood on wall out side)

  • There's a helmet

  • All these red doors... If this was Mirror's Edge we'd be out of Black Mesa within ten minutes.

  • Heh... Dr Newell.

  • 3:39

    I didn't know Gabe Newell was a doctor...

  • What's up with all these suggestions with hot chicks

    

  • the dislike bar is justin beibers penis

  • wait that sigh where it says: Dr. Newell...... does that involve Gabe Newell the creator of Half Life??? or is it a easter egg

  • @peerse1 its an easter egg

    apparenlty hes making episode 3 there

    BUT HE WILL NOT RELEASE IT

  • freeman:hmmmm..no that's just another dead end

    me:THERE WAS A FUCKING SHOTGUN IN THAT DEAD END U STUPID FUCKER!!!

  • achievement get!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH!BUG!KILL IT!

  • hahahaha deep sea astronomy

  • 1:40 DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • why didn't he grab the shotgun?

    

  • @Multishadowmew

    He used the same name as his cousin... The sex offender, hmm. Am I the only one who see's that connection

  • The story about Jesse and the cattle prod made me lmao.

  • -looks, there is a shotgun-

    yep just a dead end

  • You know, Gordon is right.

    He should be a burglar after this. He is good at breaking and entering.

  • "Alright, let's... (Locked door) ...cry."

  • Say that out loud? YOU ARE A GOD DAMN MUTE, GORDON!

  • the place he said was a dead end at the end of the video was a shotgun

  • This series is great, it's like a walkthrough with added humour

  • 7:52

    Hey wanna be my human shield?

    Scientist: SHUT UP

    it was just a question ..

  • I didn't know Gaben worked at Black Mesa...... must've been a lab accident that caused him to become a blob in clothing.

  • Ok let's....cry

  • Episode 8: "Man, I need a bomb..."

    Episode 30: Fires a warhead in the middle of the compound.

  • @torokk21 Spoiler much? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • who is that talking the computer or him?

  • "half the dates i go one its just zap" um gordan what have you been doing during these "dates"...

  • Hey wana be my human shield :D |:( D:

  • "I guess I'm kinda like glass in a way... I'll tear people to shreds if I can't do my job"

    Perfect saying XD

  • "No that's just a dead end"

    It's a fucking shotgun. Why the hell did he leave it there?

  • What mods or cheats is he using to pull himself up onto crates and stuff?

  • @Guitarguyjr noclip amonhst others. Hes made his weaponry more powerful too. Its just codes you put into the console

  • 3:20 and put transcribed audio on

    its funny trust me

  • "Hey wanna be my human shield?"

     "Shut up!"

    "Okay, just asking!"

  • Episode 1: 2007

    Episode 8: 2009? Really.

  • @TheMoxMedia U upset?

  • the dead end with crates has a shotgun there

  • When He screams....he reminds me of Will Ferrel

  • lol 3:40 Dr. Newell

    Self plug Gabe?

  • What's up with all the hot chicks in related videos?

  • Just out of curiosity, is it John Ratzenberger doing Freeman's voice.

  • 3:40 is that dr newells game making office? that would explain ep3.

  • Assassin Creed's advertisement had dubstep in it.. What the hell did I just watch?

  • 3:39 does newell mean gabe newell YAY NOW HL2 EP 3 IS RELEASED

  • DUDE tell me please how to climb on walls!!! please!!

  • @hidanone He has no clip on during those times

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  • @hidanone He's Using Noclip, i Do this all the time.

  • Hey wanna be my human shield?

    SHUTUP

    Ok ok jsut an idea...

  • Tom Servo?

  • Machinima is awesome

  • eeeeeuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhh­hhhh

    SHIT. Did i say that out loud?

    @8:03

  • "The swiss cheese of the damned"

  • Haaaaaaah Dr. Newell. :P

  • 2011 and this is still awsomely hilarious to watch

  • "You're all popcoooorn!"

  • Dr Gaben

  • CRATE-TIVITY! BADUM TISHHHH!

  • Crate city for all your creative crate needs.

    Mann co. crate anyone?

  • @ApocalypseEmo

    FUCKING CHARGE N TARGE! I ALREADY HAVE YOU!

  • swiss cheese of the damned ^^

  • there is a shotgun in the storage XD

  • Hey! I'm MAJORING in deep-sea astronomy!

  • - Hey, wanna be my human shield?

    - Shut up!

    0_0

  • @RobinOlsen2011 It was just a idea.

  • If Dr Newall's office looks like that, I'm not surprised that episode 3 isn't out yet

  • 6:50 "Crikey!" XD

  • 1:32 - 1:35

    Lmao. Machinegun Crowbar

  • this was done on pc wasnt it

  • Fuck English homework, I'm going to keep watching these.

  • @dr3adskull I'm doing maths homework, while watching this! Because multitasking is cool!

  • @dr3adskull Duuude. exact same story.

  • @dr3adskull What English homework? I'm sorry, I'm busy. Please leave the homework in the trash.

  • @dr3adskull Its funny because that's exactly what I'm doing.

  • 5:25 hilarious part

  • lol i think its the same 120ish ppl that odnt like this series lol sad how they go and dislike when they could just not watch it lol bunch of hozerz

  • Im watching on my ipod. I think i went deaf

  • I need... A BOMB!!!

  • wha... dont interupt me.

  • 120 roaches disliked the video.

  • "wanna be my human shield?"

    "shut up"

    "Just an idea" LMFAO

  • Wait, was that a shotgun!?

  • *Jump* *step back* *Bug goes crunch*

  • The shotgun, man, take it! :D

  • it's the yetti from monsters inc!!!

  • Hey wanna be my human shield ?

    SHUT UP!

  • ear rape

  • You make playing this game look easy

  • @orange24ist Well, I think he's playing on easy difficulty, probably that's the reason.

  • He sometimes reminds me of Ben Stiller in ''Meet the Parents''..The bug part :D

  • Who did the captions for these videos? There's weird looking "u"s at the end of random words.

  • Crikey!

  • lol i forget that this is is supposed to be gordon saying all that, but i keep thinking this is a commentary like a "lets play" video XD

  • This guy sounds like the pig from toy story

    

  • @MrJeshu And Mac from Cars

  • @MrJeshu thats xactly what I thot! lol

  • @MrJeshu Ikr? :P

  • @MrJeshu i REALY disagree.....just pissed on 24 people.......ohhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh

  • @MrJeshu You mean the guy from Cheers? 

  • @MrJeshu He does :O

  • @MrJeshu And Mac from Cars, and the flea from Bug's Life, and [enter name here] from [enter pixar movie here]

  • @cocopup220 and the abdominal snowman from "Monsters Inc."

  • @a2redneck Indeed :D 

  • @cocopup220 indubitably :-)

  • @MrJeshu and the truck from cars, and the flea guy from a bugs life

  • You are all popcorn!

  • 3:40 Dr.Gabe newell has a phd in delaying shit

  • Hmm,i think gabe newell thinks hes best

  • "Swiss cheese of the damned" made my day xD

  • Whoaaaa you're all popcorn! 0:30 hahahahahahaha!

  • Heisenberg aka breaking bad

  • This reminds me of me... Angry and pissy throwing some sort of tantrum in my head until I accidentally find the solution.

  • Am I the only one who reads the quotes comments before watching the video?

  • @HectorFaelisy no. i do the same thing

  • @HectorFaelisy nope! im doing it right now!! :)

  • @HectorFaelisy im doing it too lol

  • Yep, gordon proved he's superior to aliens, and evryone.

    but hes not superior to locked doors!

  • When Ross says "This is MY air vent!", I smiled and thought to myself, I love how Ross acts big and bad!! : D

  • Read the top rated comments

  • Thumbs up if you saw the Gabe Newell reference at 3:39

  • THIS IS MY AIR VENT LOLOLOL

  • 7:14 was SO OPEN to a parasite eve reference.

  • @frontslash78 That game was freaky.

  • hooray for people commenting exactly what they said in the video and ruining the joke for me! Seriously WHY do you people thumbs up those?

  • Using subtitles it's much easier to understand the situation in foreign languages. I'm from Russia and I really enjoyed it!

  • @xxxRIKISHIxxx Земляк ;)

  • lol, despite worrying about being deaf, he continues to yammer on about his problems like someone is listening or something x3

  • I thought it was freshmen, would've made more sense too! LOL

  • 5:33 AAHHHH MY EARS!! I WAS LISTENING TO THAT LOUD!

  • @Erolden It's otherwise excellent...

  • Freeman's mind episode 1 = 2007.

    Freeman's mind episode 8 = 2009.